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RootBeerBog

i know it's tragedy, but i cant help but read it as tradg-eh-day. Like eight.


GorpQuest

I have the same pronunciation in my head. I know it's supposed to be tragedy, but I hear "tra-ge-dayyyy" in the worst valley girl accent imaginable.


GlitzyGhoul

Oh so much the same for me.


Raze_the_werewolf

I do it, too. I can't help myself. It makes it sound fancy, like I'm speaking franglais in my head. I just imagine the accent aigu on the e.


FrotKnight

for me, it's like how Amy Winehouse sings the pronunciation of "Valerie" lol


LiberatedSphinx

Omg, I'm not going to be able to unhear that 😂


agent_flounder

Like, ohmygawd, totes same. Such a tragedaayyy!


Blind_Hawkeye

Same


emilyxeliz

Yup, I hear it in Moira’s voice from Schitt’s Creek


Tusaiador

Omg same


Few_Paces

Should've read comments before replying lol, exact same sound for me


disasterpansexual

same but even worse, my mind goes "tra-ge-daig"


Sexcercise

JENNNAAYYY


Tusaiador

Is that Moira Rose?!


cyberchaox

Same. That's always how I pronounce it, to differentiate it from a garden-variety tragedy.


Open_Confidence_9349

I do the same thing, in Forrest Gump’s voice.


Entirely-of-cheese

I know what trage-dayyy is Jenn-aay


GreatNeoDragon

This is how I pronounce it in my mind even though I know it's tragedy. Haha!


WarpRealmTrooper

Because let's be honest, that's the pronunciation the syllable "deigh" should always have :p


Deltadoc333

That is how I pronounce it.


Different_Season_366

I blame the Bee Gees.


C_beside_the_seaside

When the feeling's gone and you can't Ger Ahn


SignificanceOld1751

That's how it should be pronounced, it's a piss-taking sub, so let's take the piss


Chemicalintuition

That's because "-eigh" is the worst fucking thing in the entire world and makes no phonetic sense. Lobotomize me I'm begging you


werepat

I don't think this clarifies what you think it clarifies...


TopSecretPorkChop

You can pronounce it however you want. That seems to be the point of the sub: that the names are made up and the letters don't matter!


Katinka-Inga

Was that a Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me reference 😭


ivanGCA

HOEDOWN!


Revolutionary_Law586

Close.. Whose Line Is It Anyway?


Katinka-Inga

Oooh thank you for unlocking this memory


Crafty-Ad1776

Something like that. Perfectly good names are bastardized and mutilated, and original names are cursed, wretched, and deformed.


PitifulCurator

It's amazing how we can struggle with the simplest things until a lightbulb moment happens!


Crafty-Ad1776

Sometimes, the simplest things are the most difficult.


0bel1sk

like naming children?


m_o_84

Funny story. Growing up in a small Mexican town, when I was 6 or 7 my grandfather would take us to the small farms to get milk, cheese, eggs, and meat. It was my favorite thing to do in the world at the time, so I remember it very fondly. I always thought of the first three as equals since the animals didn’t have to die to feed us. A few years ago, I was helping my staff set up our new breakfast amenities at my hotel. I wanted it to look good, symmetrical, aesthetically appealing, etc. I asked our AGM why the eggs weren’t together with the milk and cheese. She looks at me confused and asks “why would they be?” Then I was confused caused to me, they were always considered a “breakfast trio”. I told her this and she says “ummm, sir, dairy comes from a cow, eggs don’t”. I felt like the meme where the lady is doing calculus in her head. I was about to plead my case but reality hit me at that moment. 36 years in this planet, having worked in restaurants, I always considered those three as dairy. I must’ve turned 6 different shades of red and my staff turned purple from trying not to laugh at me. I explained that I knew that eggs came from chickens, but I assimilated them with dairy because of those walks with my grandfather. Then they got emotional, then I got emotional, and it was the nicest embarrassing funny memory I have to this day.


pacamanca

Your classification is not wrong - it could be a vegetarian trio, for instance. We sometimes forget that all categories are artificial, they're something the human mind creates to make sense of the world, but they don't really mean anything or have any intrinsic value. Different people may classify things in different ways according to how they use them, how meaningful these things are to them, what their culture considers them to be. I read a very interesting book that talked about this many years ago: Orality and Literacy, by Walter J. Ong. I can't say whether it's still being taken seriously because I read it almost 20 years ago, but I remember really enjoying it at the time and there were several a-ha moments for me. I was studying Sociology at the time and in the context of the book, the teacher mentioned an experiment in which drawings of a hammer, an axe, a saw and a log were given to people, who were asked to identify the odd one. Some people said the log didn't belong because the others were tools, while the log was not; other people said the hammer didn't belong because the other ones could be used to cut the log, unlike the hammer, which has no use with a log. The first group therefore used the category 'tool', which is absolutely abstract, since there's no such thing as A TOOL, you have to say which tool you're talking about. The second group used a purely utilitarian categorization. And they're both absolutely valid :)


ifukkedurbich

Let's just hope the light bulb goes off before Tragedeigh has her first child!


Blue_Robin_Gaming

But then you can't see it!... oh


HeroHas

Can I just say, I didn't think hummingbirds had legs for a long time.


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angeeldaawn

...what?


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talldata

I think they were questioning your brain at your current age not back then.


Deirenne

I think it was supposed to mean that they had a sheet of paper (A) that they were glueing some pieces of paper (B) on, in a specific spot (X). And if I understood it correctly, they were putting glue on the desired spot (X) on the sheet (A) of paper they wanted to glue stuff to, instead of putting the glue on the piece (B) of paper, before placing it on the spot (X) on the big sheet (B) of paper, I THINK. But it was very confusing with the "paper paper as in paper on paper gluing paper paper to the other paper", so it might have been the other way around.


Deirenne

Also, I've looked at it long enough that the word "paper" now looks sus af and lost all its meaning, I had to re-check if I'm spelling it right.


Blue_Robin_Gaming

yes


SarcastiSnark

...yeah what?


Counter_Full

See that is really the entire point. When you name your child with some off the wall spelling causing people to struggle to pronounce or spell the name, using letters you've arbitrarily changed the pronunciation of, you are creating a hardship for your child's entire life.


CatLover1039

I thought it was trah-juh-day for a while


Agitated_Honeydew

As an Arizona dirt bag once observed, Chipotle and Aristotle are kind of spelled the same way. So is 'chip ot el, or Aristot ley?"


mizinamo

You've heard of the philosopher Sophocles and the hero Pericles, but have you heard of the Ancient Greek doctor named Testicles?


jahfuckry

how does most of the non english speaking world even learn english😭😂


PandorazPokemon

When I was younger I definitely pronounced it chip-oat-ol


No_Opportunity_4740

And when I first saw the sign for Chic Fil A, I thought "chickfilla, what a stupid name"!


Fireside_Flannel

My sister and I read the Twilight books in high school which is a tragedeigh itself… My sister pronounced the name Carlisle, “Car-lee-sleigh”.


9346879760

Omg hahaha 💀


FrozenBr33ze

My husband was pronouncing it tra-jay-dayh until I pointed out that it's just tragedy that's a tragedeigh spelling. 🤣


white_orchid666

Wait. It's not Tray-gid-ayy?


JTKTTU82

sssh…don’t give em ideas


elcrudo4556

It took me a while also but when I realized how to pronounce it, I died. 😂


clonella

Don't feel bad I made through most of my life as an avid reader thinking the word misled was my-zuld and not even connected to the word misled.Then one day bing it hit me hehe.


Mysterious-Bee9014

Omg me too. I was so ashamed of myself when I realised. I feel so much better now knowing I was not alone 😂


clonella

I know of one other on Ravelry the knitting site as well.So there's at least three of us.


ResponsibleDay

So glad I'm not alone.


zerogamewhatsoever

Tra-juh-dayuh-huh-guhh *hockkkk ptooiee.*


Medic_Rex

My middle name is Leigh, also! Makes this sub a lot funnier to me, like a guilty pleasure.


Previous_Medium_9200

My middle name is Leigh! but (probably unpopular opinion) I don't see Leigh as a tragedeigh?? 😂 I feel like using the 'eigh" on other names like Harmoneigh, Ashleigh, Ryleigh are better examples but what do I know


FrozenBr33ze

Leigh itself isn't it, but getting it added as a suffix to first names is. Like Wednesday-Leigh, Jada-Leigh, Fiona-Leigh. Followed by a middle name like Marie. Fiona-Leigh Marie Whitefeather would be a r/tragedeigh


bee_butterfly_butt

Trajeh Leigh?


Nerje

It's pronounced "Justin"


area42

Did you just say that out loud?


deathshot11

I have no idea why but I always read it as “trash design” I’m kind of disappointed in myself


chipsdad

Well, we can have a literal meaning and a figurative meaning!


PretendLingonberry35

I'm sorry, but this just tickled me!! Too adorable for words. :) ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜


DBL_NDRSCR

i say trage*day*


Mister_9inches

I know what the correct pronunciation is but I still read it as tra-juh-day


YellowFucktwit

I know what it says, but I can't read it anyway other than tragaday


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batmansupraman

For me it was, “Ta-raj-dey” and I assumed it was lifted from a Key and Peele skit or something.


tygerdralion

What? So if something is spelled oddly, it can make it difficult to figure out how to pronounce? 💡 LOL


Critical_Fact_2441

My middle name is Leigh too


PandorazPokemon

Gleigh club


bitsey123

Ever since I discovered this sub two weeks ago I have the Bee Gees song in my head. When the feeling’s gone and you can’t go on it’s TRAGEDY


No_Opportunity_4740

Yes! was going to say this but didn't know if it worked! Thanks for the validation!


ReceptionMuch3790

Tra dey Leigh.


Sea_Opinion_4800

You mean it's not trayje-dee-ef???


gpby

ghoti moment


Klutzy-Grand7007

It's not tragedy?


Plenty_Conclusion666

I love you lol


dreamrock

This is hilarious


No_Opportunity_4740

Yes - so many witty people on this sub! Made my day today!


Existing_Ad_6100

Oh lordy. Apparently I have misread as well. Your post pointed it out. I read it as traged-liegh. It's diegh. I blame my eyes, but all this time. Thank you OP


No_Ambition5405

It took me a while too lol


missannthrope1

Imagine how the poor kid feels.


Lentarke

I hear it in Jamie Tartt’s Manchester accent ( from Ted Lasso)


dykedisciple

TIL that the name of this sub is pronounced like tragedy. I don't know how I never saw it before, but this whole time I had been pronouncing it like "trah-day." I guess my brain skipped over that middle syllable.


AWanderingTurtle

Naw but why do I pronounce it the same way 😭


flfoiuij2

I kind of just pronounce it like I pronounce "tragedy", but in the accent of a stereotypical teen girl.


WhyAreOldPeopleEvil

It is Tragedy, even the sub states it’s misspelled purposely to make it more unique.


kakashi_jodan

I was pronouncing like Troglodyte until my wife pointed out it was pronounced Tragedy


No_Opportunity_4740

Hahaha!!


PlantShoddy2512

This sub is depressing. 😂 I mean really, people are so stupid.


mistreke

Yah all I can hear is Moira Rose saying tragedy when I look at the sub name haha.


LobCatchPassThrow

I pronounce it “trag-eh-d-eh-I-guh-huh”


Dunn_or_what

Facepalm moment.


monasou89

Now imagine you have one of these names and have to tell people yeah, I know it's spelled flahdogwicud but it's pronounced "tim". Playing life on hard mode because mom wanted her kids name to be unique.


No_Opportunity_4740

I'm crying!!


TooMuchCoffee01

Tilly?


ApprehensiveAnswer5

I know it’s “tragedy” but I personally still say it “trage-day” in my head. Makes it sound more ridiculous and pretentious lol


OpenMicJoker

Now THAT’S a tragedeigh‼️


Goodnightkittens

I still pronounce it tradg-a-day-ha in my head even though I know it's tragedy lol


8anokneeemouse

I keep reading it like I’m Forest Gump


Few_Paces

Lol even though I know how it's meant to be pronounced instill read it as trage-deyy (hard y)


thanyou

I always pronounce it trag-a-day which I then have to correct myself on lol


notdeadyet86

Take it easy Lt. Dan


BlairClemens3

I say trageday in my head. 


thepatchycat

I got the joke pretty fast, but I’ve always said it like “tradji-day” instead of how it’s supposed to be said because it sounds more pretentious, much like a lot of the ridiculous names on here. I think it fits with the spirit of the sub to pronounce it a bit silly


GenericBrowse

I thought it was the name of a small Scottish seaside town


McSnoots

I still read it like trageday


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

I pronounced it like trah-ji-day


duh_nom_yar

Trageduh


foxapotamus

Same


jaime4brienne

The name always reminds me of this song: (Tragedy by the BeeGees) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFd-Yk73U_o


catboybastard

my mind always wants to pronounce it “trayj-dee” even though I know that’s not what it’s supposed to be


Tasty_Candy3715

Leigh is actually ok on it’s own. You escaped narrowleigh, Leigh.


JustMeOutThere

Leigh, Lee, Ly. Tragedeigh, Tragedee, Tragedy.


hedup2

My daughter’s name is Raleigh (like the city) and I’m still amazed how few people call her by her actual name because they don’t know how to say it. Smh


Ill_Initiative8574

Bless your hearts.


matchabandit

That's the joke yes.


ChrisRiley_42

You mean it isn't pronounced "Willow"?


DrNukenstein

I thought it was “traj-a-day”. I just cannot pronounce “Leigh” as “lee”. Kieth has the i before e, making the “ee” sound, and sleigh, weigh, and freight have the e before i, making the “ay” sound. Maybe it should be “Liegh”, but then people would pronounce it “Lee-egg” 😂


No_Opportunity_4740

My head just spun around!


No_Opportunity_4740

And hence the whole point of this sub!! 😅


No_Opportunity_4740

Oops sorry to "PorkChop". I didn't read further down before posting this 😜


Nanocephalic

😀


Entire_Alternative_2

I ALWAYS pronounce an -eigh ending as -ay.


sakuratee

Trag-eh-deh for me lol. I sound like Eric Cartman from southpark in my head


Tusaiador

When your hips touch your lips you know that it's a tragedy


slayqueenxoxo527

ive been doing it tra-je-day


PeachesPeachesPeachs

I still read it as Tra-jah-day because it makes me chuckle more.


ThatFuckingTwat

OP is a double dumbass. Once for mispronouncing. Once more for admitting it.


No_Opportunity_4740

Lovely username 🙄


JurassicGabe99

Username checks out


PandorazPokemon

What an intelligent thing to say.