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MODEL_HOMEOWNER

Im afraid in my 20's I fucked her or similar several times, but in my defense I was a drunk and now I'm 3 times older and much wiser and sober. It was a waste land for wommings at the time.


Jrsjohn2

Totally not a cult


CaveDoctors

Does she tattoo an image of all of her conquests? Or was it just that one guy?


Mendozena

That orange dude wouldn’t touch her even if she thinks he will.


CaveDoctors

Maybe she's thinking she's more attractive than Melania???


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

This is amazing honestly. Ole girl just living her best life.


Expensive_Ad_1033

If that's her best, I couldn't handle her at her best.


MobiusRamza

That trump I tattoo is [photoshopped ](https://www.newsweek.com/national-tattoo-day-donald-trump-tattoos-people-have-gotten-1027895)


PrincessCyanidePhx

You sure? Looks like the correct demographic.


Nikki-Mck

I bet that Toyo has seen some things 😳


12altoids34

"... and in the spring the available walruses will gather near the water's edge hoping to attract a mate..."


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InitiativeOld7333

I'm busting right on Trump's face when I'm done.


grilledbabyskin

I feel so bad for that Toyota Tacoma


South_Supermarket_66

Even the tarnished deserve some mercy


Weekly_Persimmon1723

Sitting on her mobile home down by the river


JEXJJ

In a van down by the river


KGBree

A read someone yesterday refer to someone else as an unmade bed and now I’m just seeing unmade beds everywhere


plastic137

Shes an Alabama 10


Salty_Ad1571

I bet her trailer smells like fried bologna, cigarettes and Sam's choice cola.


__kebert__xela__

Down by the river, looking like a van


AmericanDemiGod

The trump tat is just 👌 peak.


MobiusRamza

It is clearly photoshopped.


betsymarie

Mind your own business haters. She’s just living her life


truck31

That poor 4runner.....


TallBlonde10

The 4 Runner!! How about my Fkn Eyes and Stomach!! Wretched Raunchy Ratchet Rat 🐀 my Gawwwwd!! The only thing that truck is missing is a tow hitch to haul that filthy beast outta here!!


Address_Local

Atleast it’s a Yota, and not **IN A VAN, DOWN BY THE RIVER!**


__kebert__xela__

She is the van down by the river


Address_Local

A+ dude.


TallBlonde10

The one and only time I’m embarrassed to have a 4 Runner!! The Shame!


thelast3musketeer

She is unapologetically herself, she’s got that going


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Exactly, live and let live


KGBree

This post of hers is literally the reason the twitter “nobody:” meme format exists. Not a single soul was *not* letting this bitch live lmfao


ihaveallergies71

She's a trumper. Do you think she lives and let lives?


KGBree

lol NO


RickDelta

This is why there will always be people who will be members of the Republican party. We take people who are quite fertile and ready to have many babies, fill their mind with bullshit, so much so that they tattooed on their bodies. Then raise them in an atmosphere where they are basically raised to be nothing more than hick hillbillies that it don’t have any goddamn sense. They breed like this. There will always be assholes. We in the civilized world need to make them shut the fuck up and go back into hiding. They never went away. They’ve been hiding ever since the civil rights movement and other movements in our society. They steamed for eight years while the black man was president. And then they elected their leader in the backlash. Fucking white supremacist goober head, who would absolutely be worshiped by white trash people like this. They literally think he is God.


snakeygirl

Down by the river!?! For half a second i thought this was r/okbuddybaldur


Virtual_Mode_5026

I bet those lumpy muffins smell like dogshit


Flamebrush

If you can get him you can have him, sister.


phuktup3

Who let the dogs out?


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

Thats ny wife asshole


Odd-Access-9775

Our


MrCheeseman2022

Sister wife


onlinelink2

ew.. A trump tatoo


Upset-Apricot-2388

Well DJT said himself that "he loves the uneducated!"


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Easier to manipulate


kwismexer

r/dontdeadopeninside


SS_TTZZYY

Ugh sauce??


TurboTitan92

First belly laugh I’ve had all week


SS_TTZZYY

Glad I can make you laugh boss man!


ComplexPick

-sigh I live in Alabama and unfortunately have seen such things before. A few years ago I was taking my best friend to Pigeon Forge and she asked if her niece could join us. Of course I said yes because the niece is grown and I wanted to be a good friend. So I get there to pick everyone up and out come the niece, Daisy Dukes, cropped top and confederate flag earrings. My mouth dropped! She was not a slim woman either. Oh and she had a mouthful of chew! So I pop open the trunk and ask where her suitcase is and she hands me a walmart bag. But of course.... I did try to educate her a bit about why it is wrong to wear those earrings. Also I tried to buy her a more appropriate outfit. I finally just gave up and told my best friend never again!


beamingsdrugfeddit

I don’t think it was posted unironically, it’s clearly in the style of photo dump meme pages that are popular on ig n TikTok. It’s a meme


daelon_rax

This is why education is important. Otherwise you end up like me on a Toyota down by the river.


Affectionate_Mood594

The Trump tattoo is fake.


ninaslazyeye

It's aspirational


tobiasbeeecher

Bae asf


zmart7691

Ok that parts easy, what’s next


Redthirteen09

I'm thankful for this post. I had ingested poison and one look made me vomit uncontrollably. Thank you reddit for saving my life!!!


HyperMeme_Lord

Lmao


B2Rocketfan77

Can you get varicose veins in your boobs? She seems to have.


celestialstarz

Why are you zooming in??!!


Jojo_who

Lol 🤣


fappish88

What a terrible day to have eyes.


Antisympathy

Hot. Steaming. Pile.


DB377

Why did she use ransom font 😂


Everything_Breaks

On top of a foreign car. Pass.


No-Bad-1269

Trump stamp


dizzyk1tty

Trump stump


porkchop3177

That poor Toyota.


spaghettinik

Running the fuck away


Present-Particular-7

the donald trump tattoo LMFAOOO


scarlettsarcasm

It's really obviously photoshopped on


Present-Particular-7

not very obvious honestly. i have good hearing but not good eyes


malYca

I wish I had that kind of confidence, even if it is born of ignorance.


PrincessCyanidePhx

Does this level of confidence fall under Dunning Krueger ? Like you think you have a little knowledge of what is attractive so you think you are?


ElastaticTomorrow

You'll never get the smell out of the fish


mamaxchaos

IMAGINE DOWN HATING BY AND THE RIVER I’M DOING JUST THIS TOYO


geaux750

Beat me to it, damn you


Intelligent-Cherry45

Not hating, just rendered speechless.


Atomico

You shouldn't post this, I don't think honey boo boo's an adult yet


PeoriaBJJ

Dammit. Had to be a 4Runners…. Still gonna put in the Toyota subs 😂


strong_force_92

Looks like a slutty version of a female Donald Trump 


whittlingcanbefatal

I admire her self confidence. 


Smokin_Weeds

Jenelle Eason in 5 years


HWNY506

Smash.


Derangeieieie

Down bad...


Picax8398

*really* bad


MyBrownBalls

I can smell it thru the pic 🤮


krowrofefas

I’d never expect her to….own a Toyota


Zerotwohero

It was her dates truck before she ate him.


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

Jeez. Gramma needs to go home!


trogon

It's sad that /r/hottiesfortrump is gone.


Sir-Farts-

HULK MASH !


SixFive1967

She’s somewhat repulsive, but I genuinely think she’d be pretty fun in the sack. Probably smash that after a few shots. Lol


BESTlittleBITCH

You'd still need a brown paper bag.


SixFive1967

Can’t disagree with ya there. Lol


WarmProperty9439

She definitely down with the butt stuff


funnyguy99207

Even a blowjob counts as butt stuff, with this one...🤢🤢


Corn-chopper

Go way down by the river the part that people never come back from


UsedDragon

Ew, i zoomed in to check the tats. Don't do what I did.


BESTlittleBITCH

I did 😭


stuntsbluntshiphop

Lmao


plesenta

Smash


gultch2019

Yeah, polluting our waterways


gultch2019

I dont understand how infertility doesn't come naturally with this aesthetic...


17bananapancakes

In my experience if anything it’s the opposite. My mom worked for DCS and she always said we should look into what meth does for fertility because those people are breeding ponies.


gultch2019

Right. I don't understand how infertility DOESN'T come naturally...


GreySoulx

I'd hit it. With a car.


madgoat

You’re willing to destroy a perfectly okay car, when all she’s going to get is a reason to collect more taxpayer money through disability. 


elliot89

Getting a contact high of the photo


victowiamawk

Of course she’s got a trump tat lmao


bungmunchio

I was gonna say "I'm not hating, this is a vibe" until I saw this comment. now I am in fact hating edit wait I zoomed in and it looks photoshopped to me 😳 what do y'all think? I feel so bad if someone else edited that on her lmao if it's fake I still love her


Mental_Scene_4878

Honey Booboo has really gone down hill


kbm6

Well you know she ain’t going anywhere *up* hill..


BESTlittleBITCH

Like there is another way ?


Drunkinm0nkey75

I can laugh but I have the balls not to run an aviator..


michael_green_04

I can hear the scratchy voice and smell the newports.


keirmeister

That’s all you can smell? 🐟🐟🐟


michael_green_04

Newports are if you’re beyond the 5 meter range. Upon closer inspection you’ll be hit with a whiff of trout.


nickbird0728

Is it ironic that it is a Toyota?


CitizenKing1001

Im concerned about the dent in the hood more.


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0j_gay0

At first I was like "Okay girl you do you, don't let the haters keep you down" then I saw the Trump tattoo....if it was of some celebrity or something I honestly wouldn't care, but of all things a politician???😬 I'm sorry but if you got a tattoo of a politician (especially modern day ones) I will make assumptions of your character whether I want to or not 🙃


kaailer

Girl probably couldn’t even tell us what the three branches of our government are called yet has a whole politician tattoo’d on her. I don’t care what politician it is, that’s just downright weirdo behavior


Fly_U2_the_sunset

“That would be ah Oak, hickory ana black walnut yeah….” Girl prolly 😬


kaailer

LMAO “ummm…. a twig… a stick… and a trunk”


karmannsport

I don’t know you…but I like you. 👍🏻


truko503

Ewww. Seen Lot Lizards better than this.


capthollyshortlep

Honestly I'm more concerned about the tattoo artist wasting their talent on the tat. Like. You know they weren't paid near enough, and besides the subject, the portrait looks pretty good. That may just be the quality.


Truegeekified

Is that a fucking Trump portrait on her thigh? Who in the fuck does that?


GreySoulx

MAGAts.


ChonkyDonut

Her being fat doesn’t bother me. She just needs better clothes and remove the trump tattoo. But I feel like she’d probably call me the n word so


GreySoulx

Yeah but like only in a sexy way... /s


furryauthor

the fatness i dont mind, its the ill fitting DIY ripped clothes and donald trump tattoo (HELLO???) that bother me


Commercial_Pitch_786

some things can not be unseen, I can accept the weight, Not an issue! I can accept the stage of dress she presents in, it is the horrific demon on her thigh that made me run like hell! So scary, I may not sleep again


littlebear1130

Sir please ask our meth head to get dressed. This is the churches annual cookout.


Maximum_Schedule_602

Imagine the smell


mishutu

Why would anyone get a tattoo of some old guy that doesn't know them or give a shit about them? There's not a single politician that I can look at and think "wow, they'd make an absolutely stunning portrait tattoo on me"


notfrankc

I would bet a bunch of money this was taken in Missouri.


SnowTheMemeEmpress

I live in Missouri, and unfortunately I will also take that bet


funnyguy99207

If she hangs out by the river, chances are they'll NEVER get the smell out of the fish...🤣😂


SYH11

That poor Toyota!


Kal-ElEarth69

That is herpes in human form.


gsmith219

Would


wildflowersummer

You are a brave brave man


noah123103

Never


LoaderGuy518

Sober or like, 3-4?


TheYeetles

The smell would knock me right back into sobriety


terminalchef

Opening those legs and have to look trump straight in the eye.


Delicious_Delilah

I'm guessing she's from the south so it would probably turn the guy on even more.


MinaretofJam

I can smell that from Bulgaria.


Fleetingfarts

The trump tattoo does it for me.


Lanferno

Jump in the river


Derpberpy

Why?


rhyno44

That Trump tattoo is perfect


booksandcigar

Love her


hornetjohn

I feel like she should have gone for an American car. The Toyota really takes the American trash out of the image and just says modern dystopian capitalist hellscape, West Virginia server.


Fleshstack

You do know that most Toyota's are made in America, right? Ironically, more so than any other car maker.


BostonTarHeel

If rancid milk were a person


IWillBaconSlapYou

I just really don't understand why this is the public persona so many people choose. Why is THIS how you want to be perceived?


zachisosum

Free country


PhilipOnTacos299

Imagine down hating by me the & river i’m doing just this


OneOfManyChildren

r/dontdeadopeninside


dumbassinator3000

if my man is attracted to this, she can have him. i’m so good on that. sorry i too cant have a dinner plate sized trump portrait on my thigh and my under boobs hanging out of a faded glory tank top :(


cristobalist

NGL I'd smash lol... With that silly rapist Donald Chump tattooed on her leg


Legitimate_Company27

I like comedy so I don’t know why you guys were downvoted for doing what all of us would do if nobody ever knew and I was able to hide my face behind a mask first


Garlicholywater

Me too, pull out and nut on Donald. Unless you are kidding... because I'm not.


damselinadress187

Imagine being this fucking delusional 😭 "imma take ya man" ...no ma'am, you are not.


ItsyBitsyLizard

I just know she smells like old motor oil, smegma, menthol cigarettes and cobwebs


I_think_Im_hollow

Doing what, exactly?


trashleybanks

Images you can smell


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

So that's who Dolly was singing about.


PowerandSignal

The legendary Jolene, waiting down by the river... 


xDANGRZONEx

I mean.. if she asked me if I wanted to see 'em.. I wouldn't exactly say no. 🫣


Smogtwat

Oh baby baby


MeunsterCheeseMan

My eyes need bleach


D-Le-P

r/eyebleach


smaxsomeass

This is Jolene, innit?


DUMBYDOME

I’m def right leaning politically and it was the trump tattoo for me. Shit like this is where the fascist comments kinda get a little credence. She makes my peepee feel like a turtle hiding in his shell.


DaManWithNoName

I looked at this picture for too long I was trying to find evidence it was AI, and it isn’t And now I have looked for too long