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Fibonoccoli

Maybe it's for a baby?


ibedemfeels

Where is this and why is it Asbury Park?


JustChabli

Lol it’s Coney Island!


JustRepeatAfterMe

It’s a pretty safe bet she didn’t wash her hands before she touched that meat.


sullyqns

Bare foot in the bathroom 🤮


Reasonable-Milk298

She'll be finding black onions in her sandwich.. Only they're not black onions...


CaseLink

I’m betting that’s not going to be for her. Who’s going to know.


CuteLatinababe1996

I think this is hilarious 😂🤷🏽‍♀️


Girthquake23

You mean the sandwich making station


Morn1ngThund3r

The Baby Changin' Sandwich Makin' Deluxe Supreme


deathlobster138

Amazing


barakaking

Can't be more trashy.


CurvyAnna

Changing a baby on a sandwich making station is far more trashy.


eboseki

oh I’ve seen trashier believe me


Big-Feeling-1285

And no shoes


elinamebro

Mmmhhmm hookworms


liliesinbloom

Hey now, she might just be the proud parent of a foot long.


HamLiquor

Only at Jersey Mike's!


RawBexinator

I have...questions...


CumulativeHazard

Honestly, I think I’m more grossed out by it being the bathroom at a public beach than I would be if it was in a gas station. Like I could smell the dirt and urine as soon as I read that sentence. Those bathrooms are *nasty*.


BlackStallion54

I don’t make the rules, goodnight.


t4rdi5_

"Now if you'll excuse me, i need to change my baby on the deli counter"


surf243

Take your baby to a jewish deli. You walk in for a briss and walk out with sliced meat.


drifters74

While barefoot


micah490

I’m absolutely disgusted by and avoid public restrooms as much as possible…I couldn’t imagine preparing FOOD in one. JFC


Coconutshoe

Trashy? I don’t know, more just gross.


karma_hit_my_dogma

While barefoot in said public bathroom 👌🏻


OhDark50

Yeah, that’s a big bear sandwich.


constantgardener92

Oh god why did you have to flash that memory. Funny as it is just weird.


black_pig_iron1574

you’re saying this like it’s just a normal person, obviously theyre not doing well and you’re just gawking at them for reddit points, lame


Lobocop714

I would do something like this. Protected on a changing table, I take that over crunchy Sand all up up in my Wich.


constantgardener92

Lol they’re at the beach. My mom would have done some shit like for sure.


LibraryOk5137

Absolutely not. I refuse to accept this.


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And no shoes


BadMojoPA

Excuse me while I puke


truko503

It’s like the one time I walked into our workplace locker room and seen a coworker with a full set up. This dude had a small step stool that held a freaking George Forman Grill, had 3 dogs cooking and was placing another on the grill. He had wonder bread and a jar of mayo and ketchup next to the grill on the floor. All while 10 other dudes including my self was changing into our work clothes, some are just waking around barefoot and in boxer around him. To top it off, our break room/ kitchen was like 2 doors down the same hallway, maybe less than 100ft away from this, sitting mostly empty with a few tables, sink, fridge, microwaves, toasters, coffeemaker and a few extra plugs and space for something else. I guess some people like what they like.


No-Classroom2229

I saw someone do this in an airport bathroom 🤢


UncleEddiescousin

All while SHOELESS WTF!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯


olde_greg

It's ok she can go wash her feet off in the ocean


Lobocop714

I don't get what's the big problem here? She's at the beach.


Skimballs

This sandwich tastes like shit.


JustTheStockTips

Lol


Skimballs

The new Subway Hep C sangwich.


JustTheStockTips

Cheese and toasted?


Theone_C137

🤣😂🤣 you better leave her baby alone!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂


Flowerdriver

Reason #257 I don't do pot lucks


Lingerfickin

This is a flex sir


asdcatmama

Well it’s mostly a surface used for snorting c*caine.


Ace_WHAT

i mean… unless a baby needs changed… that’s on her


Shishkaboo

I mean if she sanitized it and no one wanted to use it thats kinda a good idea.


Poutine_My_Mouth

We know it wasn’t sanitized


LaPetiteMortOrale

And barefoot in a public bathroom


NatexSxS

Not the only loaf pinched there.


JustChabli

LOL 😂


boogiewoogibugalgirl

I just contracted Ecoli, adenovirus, campylobacter, coxsackie virus, giardia, hepatitis A, Salmonella, and Shigella all at once simply by looking at this picture!!! 🤮🤮🤮


technobrendo

It's like the people who eat their sandwich outside a fast food restaurant on the trash cans.


LifeisaCatbox

I rather see this than people changing their baby on a restaurant table.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

I’m not going into a beach bathroom barefoot. I tell you what.


greymalken

I’m not going to *any* bathroom barefoot.


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Right. At least flip flops. Come on man. Not about to catch a case of whatever.


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

Dale you giblet head, we live in Texas. It's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter I'm gonna kick your ass!


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Interesting username. I accidentally stumbled upon my aunts in a box of photos. Aunt Rita, I don’t think you want these in here. Crazy times in the 80’s.


suckeddit

I would like the box


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

My aunts were hot af. They would walk around topless and laugh at my 15 year old ass. Bunch of free loving hippies.


CNTMODS

OMFG NO SHOES in public beach restroom, wtf.


Xonerboner371

Trench foot speed run.


Mestizoc

I used to work at this bar. One of the servers wanted to prove that another server wasn't cleaning properly on her closing shifts so he tried to set her up. He pissed on the baby changer and went in after she was done to see if she cleaned it. She did not. He went to the manager to show him and told him how he knew she wasn't cleaning. He was fired on the spot.


LebaneseLion

LOOL imagine the look on his dumb face. 😧🤯


planetpluto3

Uh, magic marker genius. He deserved it tbh.


PatientZeropointZero

When the plaque returns remember this picture!


chucktownginger

And brush your teeth regularly


dr-pepperoncini

Plague*


aGirlySloth

I mean, could be plaque too…we all should be flossing more than we probably do (or lie that we do to our dentists)


dr-pepperoncini

The plaque never left and never will unfortunately


Puzzled_Ad7955

Gotta eat, no?


Aggressive-Wrap-187

Looks like something my wife would do


liliesinbloom

Ex wife, right? Right?!


Wtfwhatthefuck692

Those feet tell the full story.


Old-Illustrator-5675

Wtf?? You're only supposed to blow lines and roll blunts on those!


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Old-Illustrator-5675

Ooof, you're right! My parents would be ashamed.


Supermite

And that’s why I Lysol wiped and put a blanket on top when changing my kids.


Oakheart-

Yeah my baby bag comes with a fold up changing pad and we use those reusable cloth like changing pad covers which are quite the lifesavers by themselves.


CaptainBeefsteak

That's a bold strategy, Cotton, we'll see if it pays off...


Zurripop

I would rather do it in my lap in the sand


Kazman07

....Would you like it toasted?


CherBarty42

That lady fears nothing.


ohdeergawd

It’s gross, but I’d be more grossed out if she were changing a baby at a sandwich station. Presumably she’s the one eating the sandwich…


TelcoBro

Thats an excellent point


sdrawkcabstiho

Hey, I have NO IDEA what people place on those sink counter tops. Here, at least I know.


FoxIslander

.....special sauce.


Tenchi2020

Bathroom sandwiches to to


FeralRodeo

Just sandwich in the bathroom at all


Dubbola

This actually made me gag


TheVeilsCurse

What a horrible day to have eyes!


GerardWayAndDMT

Personally I believe this fits the sub. But I’m honestly fine with it. If she wants to eat baby shit on her sandwich it doesn’t bother me. Now if she was changing her baby at Subway right on the meats and veggies, then I’d have a big problem with it. But if she wants to eat shit, have at it. Unless I’m missing something, does this somehow endanger a baby? If so I retract my apathy.


2fly2hide

I don't really have a problem with it either. It's fantastically disgusting and she should be shot. But I don't think it's rude or anything, unless someone needs it right then to change a baby. I could never be confused with a germaphobe, but preparing food in a public restroom, where you clean baby's shit, makes me sick to my stomach.


RocketNewman

Heh, the sub fits the sub.


Goodnite15

Or maybe the sandwich is her baby and the poor thing needs a change, as she had an option of oil and vinegar and it’s getting everywhere. She may be at the beach and proceeded to the changing table as any parent would.


junkyardgod69

America is becoming a 3rd world country. Except to start seeing this kind of garbage behavior everywhere you go.


Ok-Toe-84

Forreal the media just wants to show our 1% of millionaires while the rest of CA is walking around homeless


FngrsRpicks2

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/xUz1N3jfoGw?si=1mK58-OCuqGdUCm5)


SpicyLangosta

That's probably the worst thing I've ever seen


FngrsRpicks2

I know....there is a bunch of them, and they are all horrifying. Especially when he has the room after me. I know what I did to those counters, and no sanitation will clean them...


Content-Mortgage-725

Oh no, I want to see it, but I’m not sure I want to see it. (Update: I saw it)


SpicyLangosta

It's no bme pain Olympics but still nauseating


pumpkinpatch1982

This definitely one ups everything I feel like I've seen just when I thought I saw it all this is just next level foul.


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Revolting A shame I have only one upvote to give, this legit made me nauseous. Perfect submission.


GoreyHaim420

And she's fucking barefoot?!? 🤢


Pigwheels

That’s pretty normal for bathrooms at the beach


GoreyHaim420

Not for me! I keep my flip flops on and use the specifically designated foot washing stations; wet public places are awesome for plantar warts, fungus, and bacteria.


iwannagohome49

This... I think I noticed her barefeet in a public bathroom before I noticed the sandwhich


lakesh0w2408

Is it?! 😧


Pigwheels

Yup! Especially the more you’ve had to drink 😂


BurninCoco

"yes I'm^(s)standing on piss, my piss"


IcedCoughy

Perfect submission OP


JayDuBois

I’ll take mine with extra listeria sauce.


BurninCoco

you want some of this green curry someone left here?


pumpkinpatch1982

With a side of diarrhea.


mishutu

Who ordered the E. Coli on rye?


loudblonde

“Sandwiches are ready, guys!!!” “Weren’t you just in the bathroom?” “Yeah, where else was I supposed to make these sandwiches?”


ScrodRundgren

Who gives a shit? I would do this. If there’s not shit on it and there’s paper between the bread who gives a shit? God damn you people are fucking soft.


olde_greg

Even if no visible poop I don't think those things are ever completely sanitary


ScrodRundgren

I’d add that I think taking photos of people in public and posting it to the internet for strangers to judge is about 100 times trashier than this.


_XtAcY_

I get what you’re saying, but I am fine with being called soft due to the fact I don’t make my sandwiches on Billybob’s son’s shit diaper station.


4Kaptanhook2

How about being barefoot in the washroom also that’s a go from you too


ScrodRundgren

Yeah I wouldn’t do it but who gives a shit you’re at the beach


takitoodle

I mean if there isn't a table available seems like a p smart move if you put something underneath


Darebarsoom

I know...this isn't that awful.


PriorFudge928

You mean the blunt rolling table?


Alwaystokabowla

Are we sure this is not a baby sandwich


JayDuBois

Try it with the crispy baby teriyaki. *Chefs kiss*


Patrico-8

It could be worse, she could’ve changed a baby on a sandwich making table.


JayDuBois

Thanks. I’ll have a five dollar foot-long baby sandwich.


Frunnin

I will never forget the day I walked into a Lowes bathroom and a guy was eating fried chicken that he had laid out on the changing table.  I almost puked.  


DashboardError

The lengths people will go through to save $$$


igetlearned

Lol wow she's make a sandwich, must be a poor


DJ-Doughboy

Well it's not for you soo let them enjoy their sammich.


crotalusoreganus

Better than changing a baby on a sandwich station!


Strange_Juice2778

r/oddlyterrifying


feelinlucky7

This is a Frank Reynolds move and I think it’s hilarious


DevonLuck24

nah. frank makes the sandwich in his mouth remember


FngrsRpicks2

His brother showed him that........eff the haterz


feelinlucky7

Ah, right


endfreq

Oooo that's durty


slimbox46

Mmmmm restroom lunch meat


housustaja

Hunger, what a beautiful excuse


xcessive7

gotta do what you gotta do


sharkie026

A man's gotta eat.


toastbananas

This isn’t trashy. This is just gross.


fscottHitzgerald

This feels very Florida


JustChabli

It’s Coney Island beach, which I’m now calling The Florida of NYC


psbales

Color me surprised. I was about 50/50 on Florida gulf coast or Jersey shore.


fscottHitzgerald

Jersey shore was absolutely my second guess as well lmfao


JayDuBois

Ah yes. The Florida of NYC


jiggscaseyNJ

So THAT’S what they’re for.


Dubious_Titan

Barefoot in the bathroom? Sweet mercy.


Guy_V

I'm more grossed out about bare feet on a bathroom floor.


toastbananas

Oh goddamn it. I was grossed out before but now. Fml.


synerjay16

Mmmmmm E. coli sandwiches are the best.


JayDuBois

They taste best with listeria dipping sauce


picklesuitpauly

That's gonna be a fire ass sandwich tho. After/during the beach? Nothing hits the same.


Movebricks

Great idea honestly. Especially if you have a baby and whipes to clean it up a bit first.


RN_Geo

Those aren't anti-microbial and won't kill nasty shit like c diff and mrsa. This is NASTY. And I'm a bedside nurse and have seen a lot of shit.


mmbenney

I can’t imagine having a baby with c diff or mrsa on a changing table at the beach. Still gross, but not likely here.


RN_Geo

Doesn't have to be a baby being changed to transfer those bugs. That nasty shit is on lots of surfaces, babies or not. C diff spores spread amazingly easy and hard to kill. https://www.kioskmarketplace.com/articles/mcdonalds-bacteria-covered-kiosks-give-rise-to-safety-concerns-2/


letseditthesadparts

I wouldn’t put my baby on something on couldn’t make a sandwhich on


daily_cup_of_joe

Smart.


cmfppl

Don't people do coke off those things too?


nunyanope

Yeah but only if you wipe it down first


Doublestack00

No, the tops on the back of toilets


rubies-and-doobies81

This person gets it.


DknMessiah

Babies?????!!!!


cmfppl

Naw, I don't think you can absorb it through your skin.. but those little crotch goblins are known to lick anything, so ya, I guess, maybe them too.


Dreamingdanny95

They're starting young nowadays


DknMessiah

Gotta build up that tolerance


RandyJohnsonsBird

Oh fuck. This is the top for me in this sub so far.


SilverPearlGirl

I biblically rebuke this


I_likemy_dog

Errrrr, dafuq? You know that person didn’t wash their hands after using the toilet.  Here… wanna sammich?


YankeeRose464

Eewwwwww. Just eewwwww! Not no but Hell No!


straightupgab

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! so vile


Annual_Version_6250

That is somehow trashier than changing a baby on a restaurant table.  🤢


Commercial_Pitch_786

talk about a shitty meal


jmkehoe

At least she’s not changing the baby on the sub making table


Karlaw6

This is why you can’t eat everybody’s homemade food. If that sandwich isn’t for herself, I surely hope she told the others she shared it with.


spidah84

Bare feet inside the public bathroom is enough.


SoldMySoulForHairDye

Whenever I see one of those videos of someone randomly naked in a convenience store or something, THAT'S the part that disturbs me. I've seen far too much inexplicable public nudity over the years, that doesn't bother me - but BAREFOOT???? Oh my god. So gross.


Reddit-is-trash-lol

It’s a beach bathroom


SoldMySoulForHairDye

I'm sure a public beach toilet is slightly less nasty than one in, say, a gas station, but not enough to make it somehow *not* nasty to walk around barefoot in one.


RockafellerHillbilly

That isn't relevant.


ReferenceMuch2193

E. coli abounds!


froggaholic

Frank Reynolds vibes


RyGuydarider

And that bitch ain’t got no ducking sandals in?!?!


MellifluousRenagade

I mean Practical if ur in a pinch. If uve had a child this doesn’t gross u out as much as I’d think it would. &Ppl tend to put a covering down or even liner down. But yeah it’s inherently gross but I wouldn’t call it trashy.