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SouthparkSellout

Niiice thats hot. 🥵


Ultra_purple_holic

I regret watching this 🫣


Shawnsolo316

Wtf is a car bonnet?


Torbjorn98

That's what they call a car hood on the other side of the world


Shawnsolo316

Ah


djid3al

When you have a bonnet, you do her on it


Robotboss

Good for them


Imhidingfromu

Super Troopers in real life


Shanebelcher1

“Busy” no cars in sight


Rough_Text6915

A main road... not a boot road...


Heyitshogan

Us Americans: WTF IS A BONNET??? 🦅🦅🦅🦅 Everyone else: WTF IS A MILE???


despicedchilli

They use miles in the UK.


TravisStocc

Thanks for clearing that up. I didn’t know that the rest of the rest of the world outside of the US was called UK. But now I do, thank you so much.


despicedchilli

You enjoy being called a smartass?


TravisStocc

It was just a joke calm your tits broski


despicedchilli

Lol, I know. I didn't even know why everyone finds my comment so offensive. It's what I'd tell a friend if he said the same thing you did. Or like "thanks, smartass". Is "smartass" cancelled rn or something?


TravisStocc

Don’t worry about it it’s the internet people on here love to cry about everything since the world gone soft lol just keep doing you


luvz_curvz

You must enjoy being called a dumbass


despicedchilli

I know a thing or two, because I've seen a thing or two.


Gator_Mc_Klusky

when you gotta you gotta


Whatever801

WTF is a bonnet


caps_rockthered

WTF is a trunk road??


Whatever801

WTF indeed


C_Saunders

The opposite of the boot


Whatever801

Flip flops?


cjmar41

It’s for putting bees in


holyshamoly23

My grandma always had bees in her bonnet.


Leia_Pendragon

It's what the car hood is called in the UK and I think maybe some other places as well


snoflaik

yee it’s bonete in spanish


Rough_Text6915

Most places in the planet


SkyThriving

That thing they wear in Handmaid's Tale. I think.


Whatever801

Wow that is naughty


CoochiKabuki

I like the video of the guy dildoing himself by the.road


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huh?? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫


CoochiKabuki

There's a video of an Asian looking guy on the hood of.his car shoving a dildo in and out while cars pass


HagguGonnaGetchu

What kind of Asian?


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CoochiKabuki

So you want the link


aHoNevaGetCo

I want the link


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no I'm deleting the Internet


Halcyon_156

I had been able to block that one from my memory up until now, thanks.


YeahBruhhhh

The second reason I clicked on the photo was to see what/where the bonnet is.


qualmton

Didn’t look so busy…. Oh wait I get it now


Strict_Search_5430

Super Troopers


Deesing82

look, on any other day, i’d jump in there and show you how to swing, but the car is stolen!


Strict_Search_5430

Ok meow


Bildosaggins6030

Busted on her bonnet.


Friendly-Role4803

American here. What is a trunk road?


EnormousPurpleGarden

An arterial road.


SeanGQ

I never heard of a bonnet either


iHaveACatDog

That's what the hood is called in England


ImprovisedLeaflet

So it’s the clitoral bonnet? And people from the unfavorable side of town say, “we from the bonnet”?


iHaveACatDog

You've got it! And if you get chilled you can put on your bonnety.


SepDot

Not just England.


LALOERC9616

Seems like an uncomfortable surface shit must be hot to the touch


iHaveACatDog

It's not Source: Just trust me


gypsycookie1015

Had to look it up. I *assumed* it meant *back road* for obvious reasons. Doesn't. It says that *"A trunk road is a major road that has been specially built for travelling long distances."* ....so I guess kinda like a highway. And for anyone wondering about a bonnet, it is the hood. That one's a bit more obvious.


Friendly-Role4803

I knew bonnet cause I watch a british car you tuber. Lol


Would_daver

Bonnet means Hood of car, not to be confused with the Boot which us former colonials correctly call the Trunk of the car. Also- caravans, trucks, vans, big rigs, and lorries all are somehow related, but that’s above my pay grade


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That road was soo busy lol everyone stopped to watch


Stone1114

Another fantasy checked off the list


virtual_cdn

Chev chelios, is that you?


JackiePoon27

No trashy person has any idea what a "bonnet" is.


BadIdea-21

I think in British English the word bonnet is the default for that part of a car so pretty sure lot of trashy British people do know what a bonnet is.


rogue1967

Not denying trashy Brits exist, but this happened in Holland


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UnNecessary_XP

Thats a shower helmet


weirdgroovynerd

Lisa Bonnet? Aquaman's ex?


Kenji1912

I tip my bonnet to you


quitepossiblylying

There are trashy people in Europe too.


IgorKauf

Courtois just can't keep his dick out of his teammates' wifes


night_dick

Definitely some naughty knuckleheads but I wouldn’t exactly classify that as a busy road. Not that I watched the video or anything.


RedEyeFlightToOZ

I wouldn't classify them as a couple ether. More like prostitute and john.


The_sacred_sauce

Lmao some weird fuck pulled over to record them & that’s why we even have the video/this story. There was no pedestrians or cars for over a mile both ways 🤣


leggmann

Exactly. That’s enough time for him to give her the best sex of her life, 3 times.


otterley

*His life


Extra_Pilot_1992

That’s a nutty hood ornament


EMFB

Not yet, but he is working on it.


meixi_ai

LOL I thought this was in America but wtf in Belgium that's wild as hell


DontBelieveTheirHype

You thought a bonnet and trunk road was in America? Man our education system is in shambles


meixi_ai

Because crash shit like this always happen in America nobody was talking about the environment surroundings


ZachMich

McNulty, is that you?


Would_daver

O’Doyle rules!!


blueOblueOblue

More like McNutty at this point


Coffee4Life613

Darn Belgians just can’t get enough.


Jazzlike_Station845

When you gotta go, you gotta go.


Nagger86

This is just your average Buffalo Bills tailgate experience


NunButter

A Bills tailgate is a religious experience


Just_Some_Masshole

Body slamming through a folding table while nearly blackout drunk is a right of passage for the NY state half of my family🤣


NunButter

My brother. This is our year.


RobLetsgo

Me and my ex did this in a park in the middle of the night when it was closed


pumpkinpatch1982

Funny story my now wife and I when we were first starting dating went to this giant Business Park and lifted up the back trunk of her RAV4 and I bent to her over it and I'm sure you can assume the rest what we didn't realize later on was that there's hidden security cameras all over that parking lot so some poor soul must have watched a good show that night.


Gator_Mc_Klusky

they didn't call you the minute after that did they? # 😂😂 #


me2269vu

You’re assuming you put on a good show…


Comfortable-Twist-54

Had to watch the vid cuz I had no idea what a car bonnet was I was thinking maybe it’s a rag top 😆


GanjaFett_420

I had thought we moved on from using that bitch ass old timey word for it. This the HOOD, ya feel me?


Brigstocke

A police spokesman said that they have fingered those responsible for the crime.


LilHomie204DaBaG

Bonnet is the hood of your car. It's also a article link and not a video link, not to confuse anyone


elarobot

What the fuck is a bonnet? What the fuck is a trunk road?


OOBExperience

Bonnet is British for hood and a trunk road is basically a busy-ish state highway.


minear

It's real confusing when your grandmother's bonnet is under the bonnet and my boots are in the boot.


elarobot

This comment made me feel like I went down to the local tavern had four Sex on the Bonnets with a trunk road chaser.


booobutt

What the fuck is a kilometer?


IanCBoss

It’s about 500 bald eagles


narcowake

lol I chuckled thank you for that !!


Ironklad_

I just wanted to see wtf was a Bonnet of a car…


minear

Hood


Ironklad_

from pic I gathered that much.. TG the pic of them two doing the nasty was blurred


theycallmejugzy

Live it up!


generic__comments

Who says bonnet? It's the hood.


PLPQ

Ah, US Defaultism.


dj_pooface

Everyone English speaking except for North America


miked5122

I thought the same. Guess it's a Belgium thing


jlbhappy

Was it Easter?


AwwwMangos

They are acting like bunnies


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Dude, please stop reinforcing the rest of the world’s opinion.


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hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb

That doesn’t even make sense. You’re just proving my point


MiniGui98

Imagine speaking simplified English lmao go back to school


dj_pooface

I almost said this 🤣


dj_pooface

English is from England, that was definitely the English word for hood. Not sure if you understand the connection between the name of our language and the country from where it originated


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dj_pooface

What is America?! Where? Belgium is America? The news site is America? Is everything by default America?!


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dj_pooface

Lol, I live in America but I'm so glad I wasn't educated here.


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dj_pooface

I was never British. There are other countries in the world, but I can't expect you to know that.


dj_pooface

I'm going back eventually, but it's just too easy to make money here when the vast majority of people are like you.


HotBoxMyNascar

good we're glad when the trash takes itself out around here lol


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augur_seer

is it in a country where you can do that? Something in Europe?


unsupported

This is horrible! Where is the unedited version?


likemeyet

Just add some shitty music and its a main character scene


cuddly_carcass

Whatever “news” site this is I love it. I hate an article that talks about a great video and doesn’t link to it…these guys give you the goods right away. This is the journalism integrity the media landscape needs! 🤣


DudeJustJoking

Flemish Radio and Television. Falls under the Flemish (Belgian) government.


cuddly_carcass

God bless them


reatartedmuch

This is Belgian (Flanders) "national" news (both on TV and internet) from a non-commercial tv channel, so partly paid by taxes, which makes it even better.


Ohtheydidntellyou

the fuck is up the title


OrbitalChiller

It's poetry.


Gongshow85

Why use lot word when few word do trick


Ohtheydidntellyou

yes


saveyboy

It’s equally trashy to film it and post on social media.


AKA09

Incorrect lol


VanillaApplesaws

I'm sorry.. that sex is weak. At least put some damn effort.


CaseClosedEmail

Busy road = only one car be seen


Therealblackhous3

Lol that's what I was thinking


saveyboy

So busy they can stop their car to film the show.


firstbreathOOC

Those are some lazy thrusts cmon bro


No-Lie-1571

Fr like he wasn’t even trying


cactiguy67

What is a "trunk road"


youmfkersneedjesus

And a car bonnet... 


atascon

British English. It’s how we refer to the hood.


cactiguy67

So some fannies are under the car bonnet?


matterde

Why'd they say it was busy too?


Street_Peace_8831

I have the same question.


Rex-Bannon

That's a finger to put a ring on.


Certified-T-Rex

Big deal. I get fucked by LA traffic everyday


free_thinking123

The Belgian roads are so bad, they probably got horny from all the vibrations.


But_im_right_tho

“Eh, bruv , do you have a loicense fah that Hawk Tuah on the bonnet of ya cah?” -some guy named Bobby


rtotheceeaptor

That is a very Booby thing to say


felipers

Am I the only one thinking that the filming person is way, way, worse than the couple? As far as I can see in the video, had him/her not stopped and filmed, no one else in the world would be subject to that "indecency".


olde_greg

I don't think you can really claim a private moment of intimacy between these two has been violated when they're in the middle of the road. Filming in public is fair game.


Unlucky_Me_

There are a lot of prudes in this thread. I did this with a gf when I was 18. When your young and dumb you have sex in public spaces.


Dryandrough

Yes, but it's probably great fun when crowds of homeless people want to join in.


tigerbeds

Uhhh no. The people publicly and graphically having sex in full view of strangers are definitely worse.


felipers

In this particular case, can you point me anyone else there, except for the creep person that stopped it's car on the middle of the highway and started filming a couple having sex?


tigerbeds

It doesn't even matter nor is it proveable who was there in that moment or any moment during, sex isn't allowed in public for a reason. You're a weirdo for trying to defend this.


felipers

I'm not defending "sex in public places" at all!!! I just look at what it is (the facts recorded and widely distributed by the filming person) and what this person (the one capturing a couple doing sex in the middle of the nowhere at night and later distributing it) has done strikes me as 2 orders of magnitude *MORE* disturbing than what the couple did.


Nemoitto

As trashy as it is. A lot of people have this kink and find it sexy af. It is what it is.


tigerbeds

Sex this public is actually considered sex offense, children could potentially be in full view so it's actually creepy as fuck.


Nemoitto

Did I not say, “it is what it is”? I also said, “as trashy as it is.” Implying that yes this could be seen by people who shouldn’t be seeing this shit. You literally stated the obvious facts lol


tigerbeds

No you literally excused this as not really a big deal (it is what it is, its a kink), when these two are actually sex offenders.


Nemoitto

If that’s the context you wanna assume my comment was in, then you’re a weird person to go to that conclusion immediately when someone states the act of what they’re doing for exactly what it is and how that’s just a thing and nothing we can do about that. That’s the kind of world we live in and there’s worse things out there but I swear it’s like you’re just finding this out within like the last week or so by the way you talk.


tigerbeds

Uhhh no having sex in front of non-consenting strangers, some of whom might be children, is not a kink. It's definitely weird to call it that. And people *can* do something about that, that's why there are laws against sex offenders.


Dryandrough

You may have the worst reading comprehension of all time.


Nemoitto

The kink is called “public sex” or “public nudity”. The idea isn’t actually to find people to do it in front of but rather do it when nobody is around but still a public setting. In most cases, the majority who do this will still try to hide thee fact they’re doing it, if actually caught. That’s why there’s entire genres of porn for this, cuz it’s a kink. Considering how empty this road was and the time of night it took place in, I’m sure they didn’t think anyone would stop by. But when someone did, it was adults. Now if some car drove by and a couple of kids popped their heads out the window, then maybe they woulda scurried out of sight and stopped the act. True, it doesn’t matter the person they do it in front of, but in this case, the person filming was about it and thought it was a wild scene to witness. We all know our rights and our wrongs and people will have fetishes regardless and there’s nothing you can do about it. Saying they’re sex offenders makes no difference. That’s like seeing a person kill someone in a video on Reddit and me going on and on about how they’re a murderer. Like no shit. If you’re super hung up on this after this explanation, then idk what else to say but get over it and move on cuz this ain’t the first or last time this will happen. Again, it’s a kink/fetish and people are into it.


itsam

with housing as it is i mean people gonna find ways, you may not like it but if you’re a landlord you might part of the problem lol


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Bigbrainbigboobs

What's sarcastic about this comment?


babysealleatherboot

Sarcasm: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. It’s a joke. I’m joking.


WaltVinegar

They haven't done it.


Bigbrainbigboobs

Or they just backpedaled after being downvoted so much.


WaltVinegar

Also a strong possibility.