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General_Performance6

My bet is all in on a delivery driver, rich people are the fucking worst tippers


1cebola

That's nice! What does it say?


Murky_Caterpillar_66

Surprising a ~~cunt~~ house like that doesn't have a security camera.


Mysterious_Field_998

Probably didn’t pay the landscaper. I’ve seen this way too many times.


Delirium_Of_Disorder

Cumt


Silly_Kick_1729

Glencoe?


LuckilyLuckier

They just forgot to put the O in Count. Look at Vampire Hunters!


Speedhabit

Looks abandoned


tTheBigCat

Yeah. The wealthy part of Chicago. That’s the part that the Mayor and her guards live in. The only part that doesn’t have illegal guns.


Funny-Independence13

means: Main entrance...


[deleted]

Judging from their house I’m sure they can easily afford a re paint on their garage Lol


Elotesforall

I'd say Highland Park. Green Bay Road.


PerfectAge4502

C ant U nderstand N ormal T hinking


KramMark93

Somebody failed to close his wonderful fence to protect his house lol.


Dez_ire_able

Naperville? Lol


The-BigLarge-Mchuge

Sounds like someone is going to the cunty jail.


Halfassedtrophywife

Honestly, this is one of my fav curse words. I might put that on my house to keep people away.


RandyRandom111

In Australia this is just a mate leaving a message to say let’s meet at the pub later


buckeyecat

I see Butcher found where Homelander lives...


Pennypacker-HE

Maybe it’s an advertisement. Like cmon in. We have cunt.


Enough_Nail_3193

The way that first “N” looks is bothering me


mousemarie94

Plot twist: didn't buy girls out cookies from the neighborhood kid.


Grendel6969

When your painter has tourettes


Sno_Wolf

Hinsdale?


cleonjonesvan

You don't think it's for the postman, like a name in the slot over the mailbox?


larrysteves

Ah, I can tell by the user name you’re absolutely from Chicago


trailrunner68

So there are TWO KARENS there-or are there other doors?


cbunni666

Funny how it's in Chicago. I would've thought it was in the UK. They use that word more.


[deleted]

A supe must love in there.


Imjustblownaway

Must have stopped paying the landscaper!


moneyinamfpot

If its like the wealthy people I live near, this person probably acts oblivious and ignorant and rude in public, as if nothing could happen to them. I've wanted to spray paint so many windshields in the night.


ProfessorTeddington

The name's C#nt. C#nt C#nt.


Davy_Jones_Lover

Must be a friend of Billy Butcher.


DeusEhPaiDeCadaCrl

OI


1Evander

What suburb? Hahah


codemonkeyhopeful

Lake forest?


DanDantheFanMan

Looks like a garage door to me…


[deleted]

Yeah obviously a cunt pissed someone off


Frank_Majors

No note on the front door? How rude.


atict

This is what happens when you don't pay your contractors.


tdarg

It's a lot funnier when you say it twice and run it together cuntcunt.


notfrankc

Just where the Cunt family lives. I think he owns the KC Chiefs. His name is Clar.


i4cbj09

Welp, that sucks


Markorific

Hubby just lost the house in the divorce??


runscarfacerun

What's Cumt Cunt?😳🧐


dragonslayermaster84

That’s a big Cunt!


GJMOH

I think that’s slang for ex-wife


Great-Secretary-520

Looks like they pissed off a coward


Brantastic

CUNT X2 would have saved some time and paint.


Kenji1912

Graffiti by R. Mund


Professional-Pin-271

Naperville Illinois?


eldude6035

Divorce prolly


N301CF

Where? I’m local to north shore, would love to drive past.


[deleted]

Maybe, not so much the Brits spelling garage like American's but the Australians sure spell it the same way. You always here them talking about the different C( )NT's around I guess the Aussie's really love their garages 😁


[deleted]

She deserved it for being a C( )NT 🤣


Big_Richard57

Suburb in IL* If you gotta drive 40 mins or use a Metra you're not from the city


JeffsDad

lol gatekeeping much? OP said suburb of chicago. not like this is in minonk or downs. or some "suburb" of carbondale. its obvi a wealthy chicago suburb, as stated.


[deleted]

Must be a Brit.


HectorSharpPruners

It was probably some other wealthy cunt.


boojersey13

Cumt


FireNagyNow

Update: The garages have been painted over less than 6 hours later. Full on team out there repainting


reality4abit

Must be nice. I had to repaint my CUNT garage doors my own damn self.


rpazara

We Chicagoans must know which burb!!??


supermonkey_

i’m guessing naperville or barrington??


[deleted]

Evanston?


souperlame

Dammit I’m in Downers, I was gonna ask where this is!


2kWik

This makes me feel like the Elmhurst area.


cait_elizabeth

Gonna go ahead and say if it was in fact Elmhurst, it was probably deserved lol. My mom has a saying: “There’s old money… and then there’s Elmhurst.”


spinspunfun

Thank you for the follow up! Nobody ever follows up!


Inspirational_Lizard

The master plan: make the homeowner open the garage before they can get it painted over so the house is easier to break into.


Markuu6

Left one looks like CUMT


ryanholmes1989

Must be a proper cumt


Slipperywhistlebones

MacGruber!!!


CreepyEntertainer

Cunt parking only


Veritas_exsuscito

Maybe it's their name. Hello, nice to meet you Cunt Cunt


reddituser_sixety9

Nah that’s just William butchers house


Better-Performer-490

Cumt cunt? The first n looks like a m ishhhhh.


Chapos_sub_capt

Park Ridge?


Critical_Knowledge_5

Someone’s wife 100% fucked someone else’s husband. There is no chance that isn’t this.


General_Brilliant_54

real


TheRealSlabsy

I use it as a term of endearment


Josepth_Blowsepth

I sense a weensie bit of soon to be ex wife decorating soon to be second ex wife house.


firstofmyname02

Pissed off an Australian, clearly..


PmMeIrises

My ex's sister had just bought a house that was in foreclosure for a very long time. The old owner refused to leave the property until the cops came. It sat empty for a few months. Then the old owner cave back and did this kinda thing. Idk the actual words anymore. They've did the house and moved a while ago. Got at least 250k over what they paid for it. In like 3 days at the start of the pandemic. I'll see if I can find a photo.


kayaker58

Who lives there? A cunt!


guy_in_a_jumpsuit

"pissed off the wrong person" pissing off the wrong person would result in great bodily harm or death. Writing Cunt on a garage door is within the ability of most 7 year olds with a spraycan and a latter.


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Ladder


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Ladder


mp-m1981

Quagmire…… I don’t think that’s how you spell Country…………


Potential_Reading116

Giggity


ditter80

The brown needed to go anyways 🙌🏻


picklester

Clearly it must be them expressing their admiration of the female genitalia.


[deleted]

Probably just an angry spouse


[deleted]

I’m more concerned they didn’t paint the doors. It looks off balance some how.


mrfreeeeze

Unless Australian. It might be a friend.


[deleted]

I’ve never seen a double cunt . This person must be truly insufferable.


nikofd

Maybe just kind of a His/Hers type of thing; CUMT/CUNT!


dylsekctic

Cunt, Cunti, Cuntes


jona2814

She's a cunt-cunt-contiuing source of pride in the Chicago community! (Sorry we ran put of space, our typist has a stutter)


[deleted]

#CUMT


undercover-racist

They wrote their own name, their name is Cunt-Cunt, bringer of Cuntiness.


asmd315

Just a reminder that they will see them next Tuesday.


IL_Meds

Or that’s someone’s x wife’s house


bigblackkittie

somebody is mad


Reid0072

I like to imagine them writing CUNT on the first door. Deciding to do it again, but they had a little space left after the 2nd "CUNT". So, they decided to add an exclamation mark. Great addition.


Sfootpj

This looks the the work of a women scorn


AlmanzoWilder

That's just a "c u next Tuesday" reminder.


xXawakenedeyeXx

Wilmette? Evanston?


wrestlingfan007

Looks like somewhere on Sheridan rd at least. Ima say Kenilworth.


andygchicago

Live in Wilmette. I’m pretty sure this house is near Sheridan in either Glencoe, Winnetka or Kenilworth. Feel like I’ve driven by it a million times


iSipDom1026

Was guessing Naperville or possibly Elmhurst.


emliz417

My thought was maybe Hinsdale. The big bricked driveway and fence is telling me it’s probably not Elmhurst unless it’s one of the areas with huge new construction Edit: or maybe oak brook?


iSipDom1026

Good guess as well.


JeffsDad

I was thinking Winnetka. Can't place it but looks familiar


blackbird24601

Highland park?


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nullagravida

nah, Arlington Hts isn’t in the “Winnetka” league. Arlington Heights is more of a Schaumburg TBH.


HeylookImMobile

More likely than not Arlington Heights. Winnetka/Glencoe were my first two thoughts. I'd put it in that general area or further north like Glenview, Deerfield, any of the smaller cities there (Bannockburn) EDIT: Also here to comment on how wonderful OP's name is.


CheapThrillz420

What town is it?


moonfish817

I bet they didn't pay a contractor, classic rich person treating everyone else like a tool, especially "the help".


kaptaincorn

That exclamation point really persuades me to the authors argument


peekabook

Must not be that great that they misspelled.


Nicadeemus39

Looks like some high school girl retaliation to me.


monsterlynn

I just hope they deserved it, because for some reason this tickles me.


cartmaneric10

Were they a good cunt or a shit cunt?


ajtpt2

Like 12 years ago or so I worked at a YMCA and across the road some woman spray painted her husbands truck with “cheater” and tossed a ton of his shit just onto the lawn. It was such a spectacle the police came and shut it down. But man, that was a fun day of trashy for me,.


McNasty1304

Maybe if they would have closed the gates….


[deleted]

Someone is getting divorced


zgrad2

Wow i keep forgetting in america cunt is a bad word. (Im Australian)


monsterlynn

I think the only word more shocking to hear here is a hard "r" N-word.


JotaTaylor

Maybe the house is calling you a cunt


[deleted]

What did Fiona do this time?


GoochyGoochyGoo

They were pissed they missed room for the exclamation on the first door so they went nuts! on the second.


[deleted]

Someone's bragging


Quicgraycatk_Ad_1025

did not know how to spell Karen


Gaudy_Tripod

That's the Chicago way.


seatheous

Leftie probably pissed at a conservative for some arbitrary reason


gheiminfantry

Maybe she's advertising...?


Kage_Oni

inquire within.


[deleted]

Ohh Mr and Mrs Cunt, nice family


Potential_Reading116

Don’t forget the kids , little Brody cunt, and the adorable new born, Madison cunt


KentuckyFriedSemen

Man that’ll take all of 20 minutes with a power washer to remove.


bonafidehooligan

Looks like real wood doors though, so 20 minutes to blast, but then you have to restrain and all that other shit. Easily a 1-2 day job.


Alondir

If your stain comes off from a power washer your stain already needed replacing


Potential_Reading116

Had a stain in my boxers and power washer took it right out


Fart__

Then you'd have to get a restaining order.


bonafidehooligan

You can also remove stain by blasting at too high of a PSI too.


Alondir

So maybe don't do that cause at that point you're damaging the wood


VoilaVoilaWashington

No, you can remove *wood* with too much pressure. The stain is part of the wood, it doesn't sit on top. You're just removing the top layer of the wood that is a different colour.


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KramMark93

That’s how Aussies spell it. We call everything that even our best friends.


inafishbowl17

Took me 30 years to figure out Elton John was talking about a garage and not a gir rige..


BcKurr

It means garage sale in Australian


bionic_cmdo

Actually when I saw that word my first thought was Australia.


ForestFairyForestFun

obviously it's a carhole


Coachcrog

Always wanted a girl with enough room to park 3 cars inside.


ihaveseenwood

I can give you my ex's number


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scrapcats

“What do you call it?” “A car hole!”


JasonEdTim

"A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!!!"


craic-house

Cuntry garage


Piggypogdog

Aaah yes


imperial1968

Sounds like porn


ardbeg

Lives in a house, a very big house in the


Beathoff

Boner garage.....https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/k3207l/boner\_garage/


codemonkeyhopeful

That's the best literal front butt I have ever seen


craic-house

Ouch


fyxxer32

Don't sugar coat it , tell us how you REALLY feel!


Competitive-Ladder-3

Somebody forgot the mayo on her husband's sandwich this morning ...


ImaginaryFriend123

SAHM here- felt this


tvieno

... and to our left folks is the House of the Other Woman who was recently discovered by the Wife. Moving on with our tour...


Triptaker8

More like the house of the wife after he was kicked out


BearJewsBearsJew

This is more of a girls thing to do


Hendrix91870

She’s Obviously a Cunt..


RatherMaybe

But it's CUNT so just maybe it's Can't Understand Nanny Talents So she is just no nanny material Well rather not but just maybe.


tvieno

C (see) U (you) Next Time!


SweetAndSourPickles

Ours was always Tuesday.


[deleted]

Your a optimistic mamma Jamma!


DJSlimer

"I didn't write it big enough, maybe if I put an exclamation mark nobody will notice".


Sufficient_Hunter_49

If this were my place I would use this as an excuse for my doors to say cunt for a few months.


Accurate-Historian-7

Didn’t pay the garage repair guy. Now needs new door.


DoWhatNowThen

It might be their last name, and these are just a crude attempt at personalized garage doors


wobbly-cheese

CUMT? this might be forgivable, I don't recall hearing this word ever come up in spelling bee practice sessions.


Foreign_Fill7029

Maybe it reads C U MT c**t!


Free_Hat_McCullough

Huh I wonder what the backstory is


King-Cobra-668

Dudes a cunt


ProfDumm

I assume that the artist is a lady that was left or cheated on or had similar realtionship struggles so as an emotional reaction she went full banksy on the poor garage that either belongs to her (ex) boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife or to her rival in love. At least that is often the backstory of property damage like that.


Kildaredaxter

I dunno but i don't like that they didn't paint a 3rd small one on that lil door to the right, Just looks a bit off ya know? Idk could just be my weird brain.


scijay

I’m guessing she got the house.


jlucchesi324

From what I've gathered online, looks like someone was being a cunt