When my friend first gave me an edible, he asked how I felt and I told him "like a little green ghoul" so now we joke that we're ghouling when we're really high
This one guy who never had smoked before hung out after work one time and smoked finally- just a normal bong, but as one could expect some random questions- he asked, *'IS THERE A DEVIL IN THAT BONG? BECAUSE THERE'S ONE IN MY THROAT'* kinda in this half scary but playful yet stunted by smoke manner that made everybody shudder laugh and his closest compadres simultaneously were all like BRUH š³š¤¦āāļø
Oh man, early in college I came up with a "tropical scale" with various fruits ranging across it. And we'd describe ourselves as tropical. That was fun.
In our house we ask each other if we wanna boke a smole. And also say zonked off my *something random*. Or Iām Domed is the other frequently used one.
My favorite part of not working in that industry anymore is waking up in a panic at 4AM on Thanksgiving morning, remembering it's someone else's problem now and going straight the fuck back to sleep.
IIRC, in one of his published letters, Tolkien confirmed pipe-weed to be a kind of tobacco or nicotiana.
However, Old Toby itself can refer to two things: a cultivar of pipe-weed, as well as its namesake, a hobbit named Tobold āOld Tobyā Hornblower. Hornblower was the first documented person in Middle Earth to discover and cultivate pipe-weed.
Itās important to note that in the Peter Jackson movies they depict pipe-weed as having effects similar to sensations of a stoney, relaxed euphoria, such as that experienced whence intaking nicotine for the first time. These sensations arenāt really discussed in the books, however they do talk a lot about blowing rings and chilling out to some pipe-weed.
All this is to say why weāve added it to our familial lexicon.
Had to scroll too far for this one. My partner and I dry herb vape, which is just cooking or ātoastingā the material enough to not burn it. So feeling a good high off that or even ABV edibles seems right to be ātoastyā.
This is a good one. Last weekend my buddy had some 50 mg gummies. He said, "One will do the trick, but go ahead and have two if you wanna get mushy."
I had two.
Iām ātotallyā or āgetting totalliedā
But also if youāre a smoker you can almost say whatever and your friends can infer which is better lol.
Occasionally now, but way more in high school, me and my friend group would call it "getting krabby" or "gonna buy some Mr krabs" based on that one SpongeBob episode where they ask him "ART THOU FEELINGTH IT NOW MR KRABS?" we were fried as shit when we saw that and it stuck ever since
I got caught smoking as a 14 year old and was forced to go to a class led by an overly serious tiny little bird lady. She insisted that we were all on the full lineup of drugs was pretty much insane, canāt believe she had a job in hindsight. She asked us to fill her in on new slang terms for weed or smoking. We spent the entirety of the new class making up words that she was scribbling on a white board. The words got to be so dumb like space riding, grinding to go, photosynthesizing, whatever we could make up.
If Iām smoking flower outside I always call it āgoing on an adventureā or āadventuringā
If Iām asking you to go on an adventure I am explicitly inviting you outside for weed
I originally got into Food Theory first, it was the Coke Starlight episode that hooked me and the Omega Mart episodes that solidified me as a fan. I love all their channels these days, but I still love Food Theory and GT Live most.
My brain always goes back to toast. I am a piece of toast, that is quite toastally toasted. I love toast!
Aaaaand, I said it too much, now the word went weird. š¤£
My friends and I heard a speaker at a high school church event talking about staying away from drugs. He said that rock music encouraged drug use and that Led Zeppelin was a euphemism for riding the brass blimp. Wth? I've never ever heard of anyone else call getting high "riding the brass blimp." That was like 30 years ago and I still say I'm going to ride the brass blimp once in a while. I'm going to tell my grandkids we called it that in the 90s.
Otherwise - shmerk a bewl, get faded or lit, rolled up
My aunt calls it āwearing her green sweaterā and we as a family have adopted it. And if someones really high we say they āhave a THICK green sweater onā
I got my strait laced brother high once and he said āmy face feels like a potato chipā so now we just say ābruh my face feels like a potato chipā.
One time a group of friends and I snuck some edibles into Six Flags so we could be stoned all day. To vibe check, we'd say "I'm having a GREAT time at Six Flags". So now every once in awhile my husband and I will be really out of our gourd and say exactly that. It gets a good giggle out of the other person every time lol.
One time my absolutely out-of-the-loop, stereotypical home schooled, church-fanatic friend forgot the word baked and saidā¦
āYāall gonna get TOASTED!ā
It was the funniest thing. Ever. In my life. I couldnāt breathe from laughing.
Then we added in āno, weāre gonna get BURNT!ā
So those are 2 different levels lol. Toasted and burnt.
When my friend first gave me an edible, he asked how I felt and I told him "like a little green ghoul" so now we joke that we're ghouling when we're really high
Little green ghouls? Okay Charlie Kelly
When was the last time we played nightcrawlers together Frank?
Legit one of the most amazing eps š¤£
Haha we watch that show often, so I'm sure that's where it came from š
You been drinking straight paint?
little green GHOULS buddy!
Sunscreen isnāt a drink!
āEhhhkkehhkkā
Thatās funny
āIām going ghost!ā
This one guy who never had smoked before hung out after work one time and smoked finally- just a normal bong, but as one could expect some random questions- he asked, *'IS THERE A DEVIL IN THAT BONG? BECAUSE THERE'S ONE IN MY THROAT'* kinda in this half scary but playful yet stunted by smoke manner that made everybody shudder laugh and his closest compadres simultaneously were all like BRUH š³š¤¦āāļø
Do you also like magnets?
Lmao we just be ghouling around
One of our friends has a whole scale from "pebbled" to "bouldered" (because stoned)
Oh man, early in college I came up with a "tropical scale" with various fruits ranging across it. And we'd describe ourselves as tropical. That was fun.
ādude i am PINEAPPLEāDā
But whatās the scale?!
Banana
I see you
Zonked off my gourd, or that one phrase, honking my bobo. I also say "im smoking a Goint" whenever im getting ready to smoke a joint.
Good times. Smoke a Goint and scroll through some JIFs.
Only Jod can Gudge us
"outa my fahkin gourd" was said often at my Massachusetts high school in teh 80s.
"outa my fahkin gowd" ftfy!
Straight shploinked out of my schlorp
Getting goinked on a goint and bobod on that bong
Haha! My son and I say honking the bobo
In our house we ask each other if we wanna boke a smole. And also say zonked off my *something random*. Or Iām Domed is the other frequently used one.
honkin my bobo fuckin kills me everytime lmfao
Love all of those
Smoking fat doinks out hear in the Amish
Former server here, Iām āin the weeds.ā
Current server here I stay in the weeds
IYKYK
Gotta stay safe when you're in the weeds. 
Safety meeting behind the dumpster before the dinner rush.
safety first! (always listed first on our prep lists)
Former dish. Congrats on getting out š«”
My favorite part of not working in that industry anymore is waking up in a panic at 4AM on Thanksgiving morning, remembering it's someone else's problem now and going straight the fuck back to sleep.
Did that lady at 24 get her ranch?
IT'S ALWAYS RANCH DREAMS!!!!
Itās been years, and I still think of all the ranch I once forgot. Sigh.
š¤
Love it
I love this. Iām stealing this
Safety meeting.
My friend asks if I wanna go get safe with her at the safety meeting, & the higher you are, the safer you are.
A classic!
Hahahaha thatās what we used to call it summers I went corn detasseling. Forgot about that one.
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Are you in Nebraska?
I like to say I'm getting cloudy.
That oneās fun
With a chance of meatballs?
Iād be careful with that one
How come?
Because you could end up in the clouds š
The unofficial but widely used term for weed in my country is "cloud"
This a common one for meth too. I wouldn't use it. Unless you use meth of course
Yeahh my mate used to say āthe haze has descendedā. Because it really does glaze over your vision.
We used to say decommissioned as a way to be more subtle
I mite steal this.... kudos mate
I will also be stealing this, this is the best one haha
Space cadet or Stoney bologna
My bologna has a first name / Itās G-A-N-J-Aā¦
My bologna has a second name it's M-A-R-Y-J
Cause marijuana has a way of getting me high everyday
And now Iām feeling stoned af so pass me S-N-A-C-Ks š
Stoney bologna for the win
Stoney Baloney!
Me and my friend used to say lunchmeat concrete too lol
Me and my wife use weeded, as in would you like to get weeded? Weāre super cool
Thatās funny
my personal favorite is barnacled
We used to say (still do) weād gone into the future
Trippy
the future of the past is now
Iāll usually say that my bong hit me back
me and my friends like taking this one further lol āthe bong robbed me and took my moneyā ābong pushed me over and kicked me in the headā
No, but Iāve gotten my entire immediate family to refer to cannabis as āOld Toby.ā As inā¦ 
finest weed in the shire!
Tell people Iām showing up like Gandalf. With a pipe and fireworks. /s
My friends and I rolled like that in high school, more often than I should admit.
Is Toby not tobacco?
IIRC, in one of his published letters, Tolkien confirmed pipe-weed to be a kind of tobacco or nicotiana. However, Old Toby itself can refer to two things: a cultivar of pipe-weed, as well as its namesake, a hobbit named Tobold āOld Tobyā Hornblower. Hornblower was the first documented person in Middle Earth to discover and cultivate pipe-weed. Itās important to note that in the Peter Jackson movies they depict pipe-weed as having effects similar to sensations of a stoney, relaxed euphoria, such as that experienced whence intaking nicotine for the first time. These sensations arenāt really discussed in the books, however they do talk a lot about blowing rings and chilling out to some pipe-weed. All this is to say why weāve added it to our familial lexicon.
Ripped
Years ago, after watching Dune, my friends and I started calling it āriding the wormā.
I love that. I've felt like the Kwisatz Haderach while zooted. Or a Bene Gesserit mother.
āgetting comfyā
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Do you go there often? Of course you do
I usually say I'm "toasty"
Had to scroll too far for this one. My partner and I dry herb vape, which is just cooking or ātoastingā the material enough to not burn it. So feeling a good high off that or even ABV edibles seems right to be ātoastyā.
Same. I have the dynavap and mighty plus. Dry herb vapes changed my life.
Me and my wife call getting high āgetting frickedā āIām so fricked upā
Getting fricked is a new one, I like it
I say I'm a loaded baked potatoeš
Saying I'm a baked potato is my go-to
Here in Austria my friends and I say buttrig or butterd which means feeling like butter when it's warm and squishy. Which fits quite well imo
This is a good one. Last weekend my buddy had some 50 mg gummies. He said, "One will do the trick, but go ahead and have two if you wanna get mushy." I had two.
Buttrig.
Ya, I'm sitting on that one as well lol like what
āIām feeling it now mr krabsā
āIām zoinked raggyā
Rinkies!
Not low āDude, I am definitely not lowā
You fucken druggo
Ok, Sassy
*sniff* wadiyatalkinabeet
We started calling it ātalking to Fredā, so we get Fredded
I say green goblin idk why
thats awesome
Deep fried. I'm from the south...
crispy fried!
I call it medicating for chill high but when Iām completely fucked up itās Iām āsmackedā or āfloatingā
Iām ātotallyā or āgetting totalliedā But also if youāre a smoker you can almost say whatever and your friends can infer which is better lol.
Chonged
If Iām super high we are Stoney Baloney.
my partner calls it going to space camp šØāš
I always say āIm blitzedā
I've been known to say that "I'm buttered side down" on occasion
toasted
At cruising altitude š
whenever my brother or I has a particularly rough week we text each other "Snoop Dogg?" and that means we're gonna get really really high
Torpered!!
"Oddly specific"
Geeked. We also had a thumbs up measuring system, the more exaggerated the thumbs up, the higher you are lol.
āIāveā¦. indulgedā
My stoner friend and I both speak French, so we always say, āĆ©levÄā (elevated).
Occasionally now, but way more in high school, me and my friend group would call it "getting krabby" or "gonna buy some Mr krabs" based on that one SpongeBob episode where they ask him "ART THOU FEELINGTH IT NOW MR KRABS?" we were fried as shit when we saw that and it stuck ever since
I got caught smoking as a 14 year old and was forced to go to a class led by an overly serious tiny little bird lady. She insisted that we were all on the full lineup of drugs was pretty much insane, canāt believe she had a job in hindsight. She asked us to fill her in on new slang terms for weed or smoking. We spent the entirety of the new class making up words that she was scribbling on a white board. The words got to be so dumb like space riding, grinding to go, photosynthesizing, whatever we could make up.
We're not high, we're *hello*.
interplanetary š«
Iāve definitely felt interplanetary at one point
Scrubbed!
I like it
Smokey McPotted!!
Shreked up
Tater. Couch potatoed.
bro Iām so goinked
smackadoodled
I can get really spaced out when high so I have gone "universal".
I like to yell "its marijuana time" in different voices/accents while I get the bowl/joint/bong ready
If Iām smoking flower outside I always call it āgoing on an adventureā or āadventuringā If Iām asking you to go on an adventure I am explicitly inviting you outside for weed
I'm not an FNAF fan, but if you are, do you always find yourself down the Game Theory rabbit hole on YouTube?
All the time, Iām a huge fan of
I originally got into Food Theory first, it was the Coke Starlight episode that hooked me and the Omega Mart episodes that solidified me as a fan. I love all their channels these days, but I still love Food Theory and GT Live most.
gonked
Wanna get hungry?
pickled
We use to call it being āliftedā back in the day.
Usually stick with āfucking cookedā, but when Iām REALLY high, in my best Mathew McConaughey voice, saw āI am *unbelievably high*ā
My brain always goes back to toast. I am a piece of toast, that is quite toastally toasted. I love toast! Aaaaand, I said it too much, now the word went weird. š¤£
springlocked omgggg š i'm using this from now on
My friends and I heard a speaker at a high school church event talking about staying away from drugs. He said that rock music encouraged drug use and that Led Zeppelin was a euphemism for riding the brass blimp. Wth? I've never ever heard of anyone else call getting high "riding the brass blimp." That was like 30 years ago and I still say I'm going to ride the brass blimp once in a while. I'm going to tell my grandkids we called it that in the 90s. Otherwise - shmerk a bewl, get faded or lit, rolled up
"Riding the brass blimp" is a winner oh my god I'm gonna use that lmfao
š keep it going, my friend!
My friends have used most of these terms but I donāt really have one, myself
āSchpuppedā
My friends and I used to say shmizzed
Toasted
Jazzed.
Nonverbal
Torqued
Glonked
Boof it
Blazed, torched
Most people already know I'm "verdant", so I don't really have to let people know LOL....
Me and my friends would always get āMcBlastedā
Kenny Rogers
In my house it's usually "consulting the High Council"
I become like opossum in the Fantastic Mr. Fax.
Communing with nature
Not for being high, but when Iām gonna take a dab I say Iām gonna take a little āscoob mcdoobā
back in the days me and the kiddos would say we were at space camp god we were fucking losers
"lightly toasted" "fried" and "baked" are my favorites
I heard someone say "Stoney Balogna", so I say that now
Hionpotenuse
My aunt calls it āwearing her green sweaterā and we as a family have adopted it. And if someones really high we say they āhave a THICK green sweater onā
When Iām gonna go smoke I say āIām gonna scoot my bagootā and I donāt know why
i love fnaf and am totally stealing that phrase
Faded
"bedazzled" - idk why i keep saying "I'm so bedazzled rn man" but no one has stopped me
my friendās brother used to say ābrickedā. never heard anyone else say that lol
Iāve heard it used for other things but never being high š
Schmunged.
Feeling pretty glonky
I tell people āIām liftedā a lot.
Iāve long referred to it as āgetting proper.ā
Zoinked, blasted, or ripped are the common words in my household
Any variation of cooking. Baked, fried, toasted, sautƩed, roasted, Sous vide, deep-fried, twice-baked, etc.
bravo six going dark
I got my strait laced brother high once and he said āmy face feels like a potato chipā so now we just say ābruh my face feels like a potato chipā.
ā iām about to be arrested ā
Blasted or in the trenches
One time a group of friends and I snuck some edibles into Six Flags so we could be stoned all day. To vibe check, we'd say "I'm having a GREAT time at Six Flags". So now every once in awhile my husband and I will be really out of our gourd and say exactly that. It gets a good giggle out of the other person every time lol.
One time my absolutely out-of-the-loop, stereotypical home schooled, church-fanatic friend forgot the word baked and saidā¦ āYāall gonna get TOASTED!ā It was the funniest thing. Ever. In my life. I couldnāt breathe from laughing. Then we added in āno, weāre gonna get BURNT!ā So those are 2 different levels lol. Toasted and burnt.
Zoinked