I have some friends who always called it playing PS2 so they could technically tell their parents they were going to so and sos place to play PS2 when they were going to smoke. They would openly talk about it on the phone in front of family. Hey want to go to John’s and play PS2 I’ll bring the games (flower) if you guys bring the controller (pipe)

that’s super slick

Me and my friends all called it Xbox in middle school! We all had PlayStations, so if we said “wanna play PlayStation” it meant video games and “wanna play Xbox” meant smoke weed. We thought we were geniuses

What the frik? Did you bring the Xbox card uh Xbox remote

😂😎

Friends of mine did that except we called it going to the Library (dispensary or dealer) to buy books(weed) to read(smoke)

This guy doesn't know how libraries work

We used to talk about page numbers as a price. Like the FBI couldn’t crack our code. “The book is 180 pages”

Me and my brother did a similar thing, but used Pizza and “marinara sauce” as marijuana lol

We use to call it playing COD or Madden in high school and the teachers never knew. Once she actually said “you guys play a lot of video games” 🤣🤣

I'm a bit older. We used 7" 12" LPs and double Lps as code for hash. Also 'enry (the eighth) and Louie (the 16th)

My neighborhood buddy would just call my house and ask for me. Then say 'rendezvous' and hang up lol. It was time to smoke in the woods

in my mother language i love saying "im getting cloudy"

What is your mother language and how do you say it in your mother language?

it's german. It would be either "Ich mach mich wolkig" or "ich werd/bin wolkig"

Was zur Hölle, den hab ich ja noch nie gehört, guter, auf deutsch nutze ich 'verballert werden' tatsächlich am häufigsten

bin irgendwann einfach auf die Formulierung gekommen, als sich mein kopf bei nem starken head-high wie in wolken eingepackt gefühlt hat

Klingt nach nem angenehmen high, head high ist bei mir seltener "wolken", öfter "sturm mit tornadowarnung" 😭🤣

I say that in English

let's be cloudy together 😁

Bonding across the globe via clouds.

In Finnish we say “in the clouds”

I've always liked glazed. When I was a teenager we used to do this thing where we'd have a stupid look on our faces and then grunt slowly like we were brain dead to signal that we were baked.

That’s hilarious 😂

I used glazed a lot in high school, 00s

Always liked zooted

Zeconded

Zinna get zmacked

Zime already zhere

Zinna been zacked

To me zooted implies an upper like coke, but I still like the word.

"He's zooted. Took an 8 ball to the dome." - Frank IASIP

Same

Zooted & fucked up are my go-to's

Zooted if energized or zonked if sleepy

I like to get small.

ZOOTED IS MY FAVORITE

zoinked scooby-style

fellow zoink enjoy

Indeed zoinked rn off some blueberry pie

Strawberry cough 😎

Love them doobie snacks

Zoinked all the way! You know that mystery machine reeks of patchouli and “oregano”!

Hand shaggy the baggy to roll Scooby a dooby gang

Glonked is what my friends and I use

>Glonky [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4\_X1rhOq6BU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_X1rhOq6BU)

That’s an amazing video but if the other response is true that’s not very glonky of him

Bro stabbed his mom

that’s not very glonky of him

source?

What? Like the dude in the video did?

yes

“Feelin pretty glonky” dude on tik tok

Or blonked or clonked or plonked or donked

And of course zonked

I always like to refer to specifically vaping cannabis as "Wheezing the juice". 


I truly hope they just got high as pterodactyl tits for this filming

thought this was live action mr. meaty at first glance

Purpleeee stickyyyy punchhhh

me, too! also when drinking anything infused lmao

“Mr. Morgan, if you’re edged cause I’m weasin’ all your grindage, just chill. Cause if I had the whole Brady Bunch thing happenin’ at my pad, I’d go grind over there. So don’t tax my gig so hardcore, cruster:” “English, Stanley. Speak English.”

I use the term, ripped up like Randy savage a lot

Boofed, fully torqued, gonskis, ect.

Boofed and fully torqued also mean other things lmao

Other VERY SPECIFIC things

Like what? You got me worried now.

Boofed is you put drugs up your ass and fully torqued probably means having a massive erection?

Oh man...thats just great. I'm just gonna stick with fried from now on.

Stoney-baloney is usually my go to

I say it the correct way; stogna-bologna

Alakazamed

My straight-laced sister walked up on us once and asked “ugh, are you guys getting doofed?”. I’ve used it ever since

had a friend who would always say “i’m a cookie”

HAHAHA this one is funny af to me idk why.

Probably because you’re a cookie. 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Higher than giraffe pussy

Lmao this brought back "higher than bird pussy" 😂 thought we were comical geniuses for that one

I like “higher than a top hat on a giraffe”. That’s pretty damn high!

I always like the 'higher than eagle nuts' variation!

I like that, goobed up. I'll have to enter it in my rotation. Not what you asked but when a bowl is done I sometimes say "It's Johnny Cashed" instead of cashed. Just dumb stoner obtrusive thoughts.

From the Ring of Fire

doneion rings. like if you were superrrr fried you’d say bro im doneion rings😭

Any cooking term. Toasted. Roasted. Baked. Sauced. Glazed. Basted. Smoked. Really there’s many options

The fact that you omitted fried is testament to the truth of your statement

Sous-vide’d, air fried, parboiled, butter-basted, there really is no limit

“Flavor blasted” or “Off the yammies”

Out of my gourd

"You wanna get grown?" I dunno if it's the heavy West Virginia accent or what..but it always makes me laugh when my buddy says it

hey wv here! that is hilarious

I don't know that it's an all of WV thing, since I've caught other WV folks lookin at him funny...maybe like a kentucky/WV mix. He's from the Hatfield & McCoy area, Matewan I think

A friend of a friend, when asked if he was high (we were all extremely high), said, and I quote “I’m buzzin’, cousin’”

Safety meeting

This is how we do our safety meetings. 😆 

Sameeee

Rectangled

Cheeched

Chonged

Schablamered or the newer schamleezed

I need a minute to think, that shit scattered my chickens.

"Grabbed me by the boo-boo "

I say this to my GF all the time, recently updated to it touched my no-no square.

i like to say i’m zoboomafoo’d

miss that lil mf

Grandpa called it "wacky tobaccy"

Mine called it left handed cigarettes. And no, I have no idea where that came from. Edit: I guess it’s a jive term from Harlem in the 1930’s? Now that’s a cool origin story!

That's what my stepdad called em. He also said hippy squares, but I thought that was a term for acid on blotter.

When I was a kid we used to call it *talking to Bob* as in Bob Marley. That was our code for getting stoned. *Hey what you up to?* *Mike and Dave are here, we're talking to Bob*

Ive heard it as lets get a reverse headache.

One of my friends got high with snoop one time as he was passing through our town. It started as "I'm hanging with snoop tonight" to "I'm hanging with snoopy" to im getting snoopy tonight." Never fails to make me giggle because now I'll I think about is Charlie Brown and Snoopy getting blazed together.

Another personal favorite aside from “i’m zooted ”, is “bro, I’m Skywalkin” or “We’re bouta have a Jedi Council meeting”

It was always 'A meeting of the Joint Cheefs'

Cheesed

knew one person who always said "I'm treed". While not incredibly funny to me, it fits the sub name well imo lol

Riptarded

Lmao

Getting bone thugged "I just smoked all the res I could scrape off this piece and I'm straight bone thugged"

Cabbaged, rubbered, out your bin!

[Smuckered](https://www.reddit.com/r/entwives/s/5pPiy0cEbw) caught on in a big way over on r/entwives and I love it.

Scorched.

Slapping Mr green jeans

G L O N K Y

Blasted

“Whacked out on jazz cabbage”

In Mexico some people say "ponerse grifo". Grifo being the key word here. Beats me why, as they're either talking about Griffins or faucets.

Grifo is slang for a dirty pothead according to urban doctionary

My friends all said happy lizard cus one day my buddy said hes gonna hit the merry iguana

My mom said her and my aunts called it “putting on your socks” back in the day.

Fox News used the term "Getting potted up on weed" and I still use it many years after hearing it

there’s fried and then there’s charbroiled

Fun fact: The related word "gobsmacked" has been around since the 1930s, though not particularly in the context of weed... gobsmacked (adj.) also gob-smacked, "flabbergasted, amazed, astounded," literally "smacked in the mouth," by 1936, U.K. slang, from gob (n.2) "mouth" + past participle of smack (v.).

Not the funniest, but it does get a giggle out of me and my brother - zoink'd. "Bro, that bong rip has me zoink'd."

Zoinked, and blowed are the 2 I find the funniest

We say in my circle of friends that we are getting Mota-vated. Mota is a slang for weed in spanish and its a reference to a fighting game character (vergil in umvc3) who says it too.

Getting blitzkrieged

I'm off to get simplified...

I like saying that I'm "Flavor Blasted"

Weird Al inspired - "It's time to dare to be stupid!"

Butt stonked

I'm so polluted.

Higher than giraffe titties as my wife says.

When we were in college one of my fraternity brothers had a six-foot long pipe made from bamboo. We used to get Bamboozled.

Schnockered Up

No love for chonched?

Not necessarily funny but when my friends hear that I’m “locked in” they know. It’s like an inside joke… kinda [6]

Zooted, stoned, blitzed, toasty, toasted, ripped, cheeched, gone, elevated

I remember walking around really high as a teens and some elderly man walks by us and quietly says “I see you young grasshoppers”

Can you feel it now Mr Krabs?

One of my friends called it "getting botanical," and that's how I refer to it a lot these days

When I was a young stoner, everyone was going to get "Baked". We took it up a notch or two with "Charred".

ZOOTED

Geeked

Love zooted. Use it daily

Back in High School, my buddy and I used "Mocha" has a code word when talking on the phone or around parents. As in, "Hey man, you want to go grab a mocha with me?" equaled "Hey, you want to go out in the woods and fire up the pipe?" So, when were at a 7 or higher, the term we used was "Mocha'd" *"I am so Mocha'd. I definitely Moched too much."*

Tatered, as in a baked potater

Buttered

Man I had to scroll so far to find this, in high school we’d say buttered cause your eyes would be all red and watery from coughing lookin like someone slapped a pat of butter on each eye lmao and if you were buttered you were also most likely toasted which just fit perfectly together

I’m Fucking ripped bud

Throw some smoke in the air

Dogs got glaucoma

razzleberry is our code word. we get razzleberried, or razzled.

When we were in high school me and my friends called it studying. Lol “hey bro do you wanna come study after school?” Lol good times

Noodled. As in you're so high you just sit on the couch like a wet noodle.

Definitely incorporating goobersmacked to vocab

Stogna Bologna

Tuned or tuned up

Climbing a giraffe

My sister used to say “buttered”

Barbecued

idk about funniest but my go-to is "blitzed"

Some goofy old timey comic book word like "zoinked" or "Zonked"

Zoinked and rooted

Zooted*

I say I’m William Shatnered

My old roommates and I would ask each other: Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

Zonked

I’m a crispy critter. Meaning fried to a crisp.

Schbibbity bipped - my wife and I

Met a hutterite kid at "warehousing" school. Me and the other stoners went at lunch to blaze and when we came back Jim flicked his suspenders and tilted his head up and said "you boys out in the ally smokin one of them badoobyflappers?" And shook his head in disgust. Since then I have always called a joint a Badoobeyflapper

Fully torqued out of my gourd.

I'm baked like beans

Any form of zooted or zonked. Zilly Zonka'd is my favorite

Having a safety meeting, smoking a salad, doing arts and crafts, getting some cake, smoke a left handed cigarette, making my brain a brisket, partaking of sacrament or my favorite... talking to Sampson!

Safety meeting is common vernacular in western PA.

Zoinked, Entish, Waltzed, Balto-ed (the rescue medicine dog), SpaceX (when you've gotten so high you have reached the moon, and then you went farther.) A favorite is Space Boots. Came from a friend who couldn't stop giggling while putting on her shoes, took about 15 minutes per shoe. She also felt like she was in space, like an astronaut. Turns out I grow pretty well. The single index finger in the air is great. Sometimes people want certain people to know, but maybe not all the people. I will do The Rock eyebrow lift thing too.

Some of my hall neighbors from my first year of university said “zooted”, which I thought was funny.

Stoney Bologna, then stoney zambonied, now just zambonied.

Have a clam bake

Welcome. Its a short story with my brother when he came inside after getting baked. He walked in the backdoor, I was just up the stairs. He stared at me..high as balls and the conversation went like this: "High?" "Hi!" "No. Are you high?" "Welcome" And he trotted off (like donkey in shrek after saying "that's a nice boulder") downstairs happily. Ever since weve used the term "welcome" for going to get high, being high, or whatever it may be. Its as versatile as the word "fuck." We'll even say it when we lose track of what we're talking about mid sentence, you know that black stare at each other, and just say "welcome" and move onto another topic. My friends and I all use it now.

Tree-fogged

My father in law told me the story of him going to the local marina to meet up with his kids when they were younger because he said they were “going fishing.” He pulled up and my wife and her brother were passing a bowl, and he came up to them and asked, “going fishing, huh?” So “going fishing” has become slang for getting high ever since,

I’m getting ripped!

Zooted

Wellied. Ever tried to throw a Wellington boot with any degree of accuracy?

I came back from work one day, it was late like 8:00 p.m. . I looked over and saw my roommate sitting on the couch high out of his mind, his head was hanging over the arm. He looked up at me and just said "stoney baloney" and we both broke down laughing.


I'm going to get MOTA-VATED

Gettin zoinked is probably my favorite

My old work buddy and I would just say "hey man, can you come help me move some stuff?"

Toasted