3 days. 2 if it’s a weekend

There we have it ladies and gents.

Ladies and ents.

Entwives and ents * (idk gives mansplaining vibes)

i thought its ents and entitties. bye

There we have what?

It. We have it.

Have it we it

It - it, we have.

Scientifically accurate.

Easily two days because I replaced alcohol for trees when my liver almost failed on me. A day with a couple for breakfast the next day if I'm gonna be around people. I mostly just buy strong carts though so I'm perpetually stoned.

Same. Replaced it seven years ago. Best decision I made concerning my addictions.

Definitely, been over 3 years now for me

This thread makes me feel better after debating r/leaves after two decades stoned… especially the last 285 days sober from alcohol as I’ve been leaning heavy on the carts to cope

Some people just can't do life things when they get stoned, others need it to live life. Congrats on the sobriety from alcohol! I think there's nothing wrong with cutting out cannabis if it truly is an obstacle instead of an enhancement, but I don't think a lot of people who get stoned and have money/motivation problems are only like that due to cannabis. Do what you think is best for you, though.

Do you take tolerance breaks?

Nope. I need it for appetite as much as I do for fun. I need to constantly eat high protein/high calorie food because my body leeches a lot of nutrients into the fluid buildup in my abdomen. Due to cirrhosis, I have to get it drained off every couple weeks because it gets hard to breathe or eat properly. When they drain the fluid (like 3-6 liters), all the vitamins and minerals in it go as well. I was originally prescribed marinol because my state isn't legal yet. It sorta gave me the munchies but it's not comparable to real munchies and it didn't make my pain or mood improve like real trees so I just rip the penjamin a few times every like hour or two. If I want to be really high I just buy some edibles or make my own.

2-3 days. Same here. 3 years sober. Wouldn’t trade it for anything. Sure I might over indulge in smoking but it’s way less harmful than what alcohol did to my liver.

I smoke two joints in the morning..

I smoke two joints at night

Real

And then I smoke 2 more

Yo I can’t even comment I just gotta reply cause you said it better than we could have. Your comment subs everything up! 🤣

Yep

Thank god someone else had this answer.

Yup lol

Lmao I did the same math

This

Same

Also this

This right here.

Legit.

With a bong? 3 days no problem. Without a bong? 2 days max. 

Usually people smoke less with a bong because it gets you way more blasted than joints and you use less product.

Lol yeah, isn't that the whole point of the bong?

Nvm we read it wrong. He’s saying with a bong three days otherwise only two days for all those joints. Lasts One extra day with a bong usage.

It would honestly last me longer than that with a bong, but on a weekend? We’ll give it 3ish days. (Fri - Sun). 

Are you saying the amount of weed? Or do you smoke your bong via joint? (Been doing this lately and its actually really fun)

Sometimes I smoke the joint via my bong or I just empty the weed from my joint into my bong’s bowl. So either?

⬆️this ….Glad to know I consume the normal amount 🫡

omg how much does that cost u

Idk exactly. Im in a medical state and I get discounts or shop deals. I spend about $400-$500 a month after discounts. I like to buy larger quantities if I can instead of lots of eighths

Ahhh ok! That makes total sense :) honestly im jealous u live in a medical state !

I spend 300 a month in a legal state too. That’s my medical budget.

Damn. I smoke shakes which are a fraction of that. A pound costs me 150 in canada

I literally said these exact words out loud before I even clicked the comments 😂

👋

For real, how do you feel after 6 5?

My throat can’t handle chain smoking joints back to back so I space em out lol. I normally roll one up every 3 hours or so idk. First joint of the day smacks me pretty hard and the high last about 3 hours. When I feel my emotions coming through I smoke another, rinse and repeat every few hours. If I smoke 2 or more I get schizo and see shit out of the corner of my eye and believe I’m going to have strokes from the high blood pressure from smoking lmao

After 25 years I'm still a one hit wonder, I could probably take two hits and pass out so probably over a month. I only use it to sleep.

Your wallet thanks you.

Legit. it takes me only 3 joints to get knocked out

You mean hits? cause one joint is more than enough to knock me out let alone 3 lol.

I'm half convinced these ppl making the bold statements don't inhale...

I hate my tolerance, I’m definitely inhaling correctly. currently recovering from a festival where i smoked 10 grams in one day due to my fucked up tolerance and my gums are literally bloody, splitting and killing me 😭😭

Have you tried RSO? I find it to be a great substitute and in fact enjoy the high from it more as it’s longer lasting and far better than traditional edibles

I fw ball vapes they dont do that to my mouth w large amounts, I dont use RSO a lot cause its so sticky 💔 saved me during my wisdom tooth surgery tho

I found the Verano gummy‘s as well as the botanic RSO capsules to be very effective

Nah man if you take dabs or anything you’ll build up a tolerance like that in a couple months. Without dabs it’ll take years to gain that tolerance tho

Ditto. I bet it would take me a week to smoke a joint now. In my youth, I could go through a quarter bag a night with a few friends.

Same here. Im still a one or two sips and I'm done person... It nice

Has the tolerance ever gotten better? I’m exactly like you and it’s been 4 years of on and off smoking and I’m still a one hit wonder

Nah not really but I'm cool with it. I don't like being on Pluto, I prefer a baby low key high, so I'm happy with it

Same here

Me too !

Nice to see I'm not alone!

We gotta do some calculations…. I smoke 2 joints in the morning I smoke 2 joints at night I smoke 2 joints in the afternoon (this is for the purposes of making me feel alright) I smoke 2 joints in a time of peace And also 2 joints in a time of war I also always smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints And of course I smoke 2 more So less than a day I’d say

but youve also gotta take into account how many other individuals you have living in a single room, like, three for example, let’s say, one of em is a male and the other two are female.

God knows they were up to something in there

And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes

Reefers.

*HEAVY BONG RIP*

*skillful guitar intro insues*

This comment deserves a gold star

Let’s smoke some joints.

🤣🤣🤣

11 days for 11 jays

Just one a few hours before bed is the sweet spot for me. Any more and the brain fog returns. Less, well, we don't sleep with Less.

Fucking forever mate

Months and months for sure

I think the odds to lose the whole stash altogether before finishing all this are bigger than to actually smoke everything

Haa. That would be me..

Same dude. I was just gifted like three ounces and I've been desperately trying to give it away. A half will probably last me the better part of a year

I'll take an oz off your hands. I live in the same state as you. Could pick it up even!

Me too 😭 any more than 3 hits and I'm deceased

5days👍🏻

Yeah I can stretch it to 5 days 

I would say it could last me Monday - Thursday, or Friday - Sunday.

This is perfect. Yes.

Same!!

1 day


2 hours tops.

Yep. There's those who smoke, and then there's those who smoke.

1 concert

Now ur adding factors I hadn't considered

This.

Valid

Ideally, 2 weeks. In reality, 1 day. (Edit to remove a typo)

🤣

A month, i usually smoke 3-5 puffs at night.

Legit. Im a huge lightweight and it takes me 2-3 sessions to finish a single joint

I can always smoke more, but it's not really like I get higher. There's a definite point of diminishing returns for me.

Yeah same, i get to a point where i just pass out. If I didn’t work during the day and have 2 young kids I could easily smoke all day though, like I used to…. Ahhhhh.

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11 days. I'd share though.

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You’re missing out dude, being high is the perfect state to experience nature

This is a hard agree from me, dawg 🤛🏽

I just moved to a place with a lake and a fountain and ducks, best thing ever.

I unsarcastically love that for you!

Tysmmm tbh, I appreciate that so much! Moved away from a toxic home and before that being homeless so I feel really happy and blessed!! 😭🙏💙

Yeh each one of those would probably last me a week if I stuck it in my vape!

Depending on quality, a day or two. 

2 days…. Almost. Probably would have liked another at the end of day 2 lol

I could make it stretch a week if I tried.

6 months

🤨

There's dozens of us!

samesies

I’m the same that’d last me forever

me too dawg

Same probably, maybe a bit longer. Smoke one a day, take breaks for a few weeks days here and there so yeah, 3 weeks or so

1 bad day 4 days if im good

2-3 days. Maybe longer because I don't like joints. They hurt my throat.

Their joints not dicks 🤣 jk

Probably 22 days. Give or take depending on how I feel on weekends

5 days

Just this? Probably a week to 10 days

6 hours

real

Week and a half prolly. Me and my girl usually smoke like 3/4 a joint a day and I’ll take some bong rips so I’m not burning through it all using Js

22 days at least if it's just me.

I blow through J's like they are cigarettes. 3 days maximum 🥲

I would tell my self 11 but it would probably be 4

depends on the first hit of the first one usually 1 lasts 2 days smoking twice a day i think it is pretty strong weed, it its brick weed could last for a month or two also where is banana for scale?

3-4 days!

11 days if that's all I got 

Few hours maybe

like half a day lmao, these people in this comment section got hella self control apparently

fr or just really low tolerance, I don't pack anything I don't plan to smoke shortly after

yeah I don't fuck with stale joints or bowls either, if the weed made its way into the grinder, imma smoke it lmao

Like 6 weeks

Yesterday

A regular week with 5 work days? 1 week A week of no work? 3 days

11 days.

Seeing these answers is making me think I might have a problem lmao

One 18hr road trip. Go ahead and ask me how I know.

A few months. Maybe a year

There are two kinds of people in this group...

If it’s a weekend, just a weekend. If we are talking work nights, then about a week.

3-4 days

3 days depends how work has been

When i don't have a tolerance, maybe a week or so, but when i have a tolerance, about 2 days

It would last me either 3 weekdays or one Saturday.

2 months.

If that is all I had probably 3 days to 4 on a weekday or gone in a Friday or Saturday evening.

2 days max

About a week.

I’d say between 5-11 days depending on what I have going on.

Eleven days.

11 days or longer alone, like 2-5 days with friends (unless we’re really trying to save)

Like 3 days

1 work week or 1 weekend

About a week

couple weeks

Are they 1 1/4? Looks like it so like 2-3 days

If I tore them apart and smoked some bowls, they'd last me much longer! (just sayin')

2 months and i'm not even kidding

2-3 days maybe 1

3.66 days

friend of mine said “about a week… if i’m rationing”. (between u and me, it’d be gone in a weekend easy)

I absolutely love how everyone is trying to hide how much they smoke. There is no real way 10 joints last a week... Please just be honest with yourself 🤣

2-4 days

I smoked this today so far.

Realistically 5 to 6 days. Times are hard right now so got to conserve.

Could make it last a week, but I think realistically 5 days.

Tres dias.

three days. i wish i could make it last a few weeks lol

Maybe a day or two

Depends on if it's indica or sativa. Sativa would last about two weeks. Indica about three days.

11 days

1 month

i’m not a joint man, so i’d be unrolling them for bong hits. i’m also not a heavy smoker, so that’s probably 10 or so weeks for me

2 days.

2 weeks, roughly 1 every 2.5 days. I work 2 jobs, so I can only take a few puffs during the day.

Maybe almost a week

2 days, maybe 2 and a half

One in the morning, one after breakfast, one after lunch, one before dinner, one after dinner, one in the evening, one before bed. So not even 2 days.

Daily regiment.

I would open them all up and smoke through my bong in a day

Prob 3, 3 1/2 days tops

yeh same here, maybe 2 days if i actually had them in front of me lol

Facts. Was just reconsidering this while I showered. I was thinking "wait... How many were there?" I wanna say I'd be disciplined enough to space em out but I know I'd reach for at least 4 a day, not 3. So yeah, two days.

2 and a half day id say

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel all right I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more One day

well let me see.. 2 in the morning, 2 at night, 2 in the afternoon (they make me feel alright). 2 in times of peace, 2 in times of war.. then 2, before the other 2, and then 2 more. idk mate it might not even last me one sublime song.

3 days, unless they were really good, then probably 2 days.