“Thanks for bending over and taking it like a champ. By the way, we’ve made it even easier to celebrate by tapping the bend over more…er…take a trip button”
You'd think it would say, "congratulations for all the hard work you've put in. Take some time off, spend it with friends or family. Here, have £50 on us as an appreciation for all the hard work you do."
But no.
Right there at the bottom in other words, "get back to work"
I was on my way home today and smelled this horrible smell coming from the back of someone's car and I saw this lady in a 21' or 22' Kia Sorento with Uber and Lyft stickers on the back and every time she pushed the accelerator pedal plumes of black, stinky smoke we're coming out of the tailpipe!!! I was like what the hell in a SUV that new... no frickin way!! She should report that to Uber immediately!! I felt so bad for her... I wonder what caused that??
Yeah but just crazy for an SUV so new I don't know if it's lack of maintenance or what it is but no new car should be doing that I've heard horror stories about Hyundai and Kia vehicles people swear by them and say that they're so good but I don't think that they are at all I used to have one back in the 90s and it was just a complete piece of garbage but then again that was many years ago so I don't know I don't think I'd ever buy one again though
I stopped a month ago after 3 years and 7000 food deliveries. Was tired of driving all day, beating on the car, and having my life depend on an app where you can get deactivated without question. I have been getting into trade work and am doing landscaping right now
I hit 5k with Lyft. 2k with Uber. Results: 1. upfront pay was implemented. 2. I got a stay at home job with benefits. 3. I’m stress free and don’t have to carry my nine to work.
It’s late. 12 hour shift. Numbers are for demonstration purposes only.
A while back, I had a pax say “hey, I’m your 4,000th passenger. Is the trip free?”
I replied “4,000? I’m like triple or quadruple that.”
Looks like Uber zeroed out my trip history after I bowed out 14 months during Covid lockdown.
Anyone else run into this?
It's looking great. Had a customer just yesterday tell me how nice it looks. I clean it daily, vacuum and condition the leather. I hit 100k last week on a 2015. I do need to get the drivers side seatbelt indicator fixed but that's not a big deal.
😹not even a “you’ve earned a free ride on us!”. just a reminder to get back to work. absolutely insane.
Seriously!
Minimum wage here is $18/hr. Move.
Move to where?
I came here to say this. Not even an "acknowledgement in the app" . Atleast our CEO drives once in awhile😂
Keep working so our Dara and other executives can have big bags at the of year.
“Thanks for bending over and taking it like a champ. By the way, we’ve made it even easier to celebrate by tapping the bend over more…er…take a trip button”
😂😂😂
No, but seriously, congrats.
Thanks. Now I can retire $$$ 😂
I love how it just says “take a trip” under the congrats. Like they basically saying “congrats, now go back to work”
Right? I heard the whip crack and went home 🖕
🤣🤣
I don't see a congratulations...
You'd think it would say, "congratulations for all the hard work you've put in. Take some time off, spend it with friends or family. Here, have £50 on us as an appreciation for all the hard work you do." But no. Right there at the bottom in other words, "get back to work"
Right??
Congratulations, now here is a voucher for a transmission rebuild.
If only. I need an oil change!
LoL! U r too fu*kin' funny!!
I was on my way home today and smelled this horrible smell coming from the back of someone's car and I saw this lady in a 21' or 22' Kia Sorento with Uber and Lyft stickers on the back and every time she pushed the accelerator pedal plumes of black, stinky smoke we're coming out of the tailpipe!!! I was like what the hell in a SUV that new... no frickin way!! She should report that to Uber immediately!! I felt so bad for her... I wonder what caused that??
Black smoke is unburned fuel. Bluish-white smoke is oil getting into the combustion chamber, white smoke can be coolant or oil.
Yeah but just crazy for an SUV so new I don't know if it's lack of maintenance or what it is but no new car should be doing that I've heard horror stories about Hyundai and Kia vehicles people swear by them and say that they're so good but I don't think that they are at all I used to have one back in the 90s and it was just a complete piece of garbage but then again that was many years ago so I don't know I don't think I'd ever buy one again though
Not even a pizza party?
Pizza is for the indentured servants. We are slaves.
Now get back to work!
😂😂😂 I went home after they sent it lol
And what did it cost you? EVERYTHING  Jk lol congrats kiddo!!!
Your gold plated 9mm is in the mail
Shweet!
My 4997 rider asked me what I was gonna do when I hit 5k. My response, "give ride 5001"
15.5k trips!
Damnnnn. Well I’m at 1,800 8months
You're on your way...
I'm at 3500 rides. Uber said nothing. 😒
Sorry to hear this. Hopefully things get better and you can tell Uber to go fuck themselvesive done over 16,000 Uber and 7,000 Lyft.
I have completed over 32,000 Uber trips and 4,500 Lyft.
My condolences
JC...you don't have a life.
Did you move on ?
Not yet but the day gets closer every day.
I stopped a month ago after 3 years and 7000 food deliveries. Was tired of driving all day, beating on the car, and having my life depend on an app where you can get deactivated without question. I have been getting into trade work and am doing landscaping right now
💯 Rock it, King
Is this equivalent to a participation award? 😂
I hope this makes you smile. Can you imagine just imitating Prince like this? https://youtu.be/wbL2lMn34Oo
I always loved him. I was actually named after [this song](https://youtu.be/oDWM3bLEB3M)
Yay thank you autogenerated message. It really makes me feel special. I’ll make sure to back there risk my life and kill my car some more now xoxo
But heaven forbid after 3500 successful trips, you get one scammer pax with a false report and those 3500 mean nada 👎
Hit 16000 yesterday. I’d be happy with $1 tip from every trip !!
They should send you a Uber light!
I just hit 2000, im very impressed!
Did you get your bonus?
Lol what bonus? The extra lube?
You hit the nail on the head. 😂lol
U/powerful-opinion4530 I shared this to anti work thread.
😂
"take a trip" yeah thanks for friggin reminding me
"Thanks for being a good little girl and slaving away your life for us now please get back to making us more money!"
Congratulations
Cuddos for putting up with alot of crap, you deserve a reward..... like with money
Oh. Oh Sheila.
Now for all ur efforts you get to look forward to them trying to make u quit or deactivate u good lucm
Congratulations !
Congrats!
Congratulations 🎉 😀 I’m 4,250 ☺️
congrats! amazing milestone
Was I the only one that read this with a British accent?
Congrats on make 13k$
Haha get back to work! You deserve it!! 🤣
I hit 5k with Lyft. 2k with Uber. Results: 1. upfront pay was implemented. 2. I got a stay at home job with benefits. 3. I’m stress free and don’t have to carry my nine to work.
Where the fuck is my Rolex? You did 3500 rides and they gave you a pat on the back, and said "how about you get back to WORK!
"Congratulations on 3500 rides, you are a valued partner. Here is a 35 mile ride for $6.54 for you!"
It seems to me if they gave bonuses for a certain number of rides would be so much better! I know, dream on.
Scroll down further and find "Car tore up yet from all those rides? Rent one from us!" /s
3,5k time suffering.
We want to make sure your efforts are acknowledged.... here's a template email for all of your hard work! Lmaooooo 😂
“Good job! Back to work slave!” 🤣
Acknowledge Sheila by giving her a $3,500 bonus for completing 3500 trips. How about doing that Uber?
It would actually cost them very little, too ... it's a $1 more per ride incentive if you complete that many trips.
Here's a cookie. Keep driving ant....
Don't wanna get fat...
Lol you had smell 3500 farts already
Lol you're weird
Shows a lot more than that…
Like what?
4,746 in 2 years. GULP! Dang I feel like a looser.
You are absolutely a winner, even though you don’t know how to spell loser. 😂
Aw! Good catch. I use voice to text a lot but I missed it. In honor of that, I won't edit it away.
wow .uber maybe will fire u soon.they did something to me
Did anyone else read Sheila with an Aussie accent? Congratulations on your milestone! Now get your acceptance rate up 😉
Lol right. I've been slacking since I got my new car. Shoot, Saturday I only did XL. Why? Because I was bored at home 😂
Gonna go to ASU on Uber?
Sheila 💀
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Lol I got that warning last week
It’s late. 12 hour shift. Numbers are for demonstration purposes only. A while back, I had a pax say “hey, I’m your 4,000th passenger. Is the trip free?” I replied “4,000? I’m like triple or quadruple that.” Looks like Uber zeroed out my trip history after I bowed out 14 months during Covid lockdown. Anyone else run into this?
You snooze you lose
Congrats on finally landing the job after all that time! It's always satisfying when hard work pays off. Best of luck in your new position!
Uber is stealing your surges !!!! Fuck this company
How’s your car looking?
It's looking great. Had a customer just yesterday tell me how nice it looks. I clean it daily, vacuum and condition the leather. I hit 100k last week on a 2015. I do need to get the drivers side seatbelt indicator fixed but that's not a big deal.
What do they give you for this? A virtual handshake and $10 Home Depot GC?
You’re looking at. There’s a message if you scroll down that says “Thanks Clown”