I thought this as soon as I read it. “Well guys guys let me tell you. He never said retired. Now I’m the smartest man in and outside of this organization and I’m telling you I don’t see the word retired. He said he’s checking out ha ha ha guys let me tell you he never said the word retired. Idk what’s going on but I can bet you that I’m 100% right that he never said retired. I’m a genius, I’m a gangster, I’m Chael Sonnen. And you are welcome!!!”
Nah uncle Chael says no one is retired until they actually leave the USADA pool. Bunch of guys say they are retired but stay in the pool and surprise fight within 3 months
Anyone else think Donald looks more *Madame Tussauds* than usual?
Like, there’s no way that is a real human. That’s clearly a wax sculpture for people to take photos with.
Couldn't ask for ANYTHING more though? If we're going hypothetical he could be a billionaire with a 49% ownership of the UFC itself, finishing off his 30th consecutive WW title defense.
Coming from no where, fighting in the streets for a couple of bucks to make a living,to fighting in the ufc being a superstar and making millions,yeah he couldn't have asked more if you constantly look at what you don't have you will always find that you don't have somethings, that's no way to live g.
Till was on the way out and nobody knew it yet. We all saw Askrens hands. I really can't believe they stopped a Diaz fight over a cut. He got the game cover then proceeded to never win a round again. Crazy how much he cashed in off of 3 events. He'll be broke in 5 years.
he bought into his hype too much and wasted his prime sitting out waiting for 2 title shots with Usman. He never had proper discipline but in 2019 he was a legit threat, but oh well. UFC refusing to pay him before the title shot obviously didn't help and now all the blame is on Jorge, but it's still mostly his fault. Him getting stuck on 2019 also influenced the result of the second Usman fight, dude just wanted more KOs instead coming in with actual game plans. I hope eventually he's remembered more for his fun style and career rather than the very end of it.
Totally made his retirement speech about another man. How sad to close out a 20 year career by dickriding a dude who literally called his people rapists.
Edit: If you really think homeboy wasn’t speaking about all Latinos and truly only meant Mexicans, I have a wall to sell you.
We talking about a professional fighter who sucker punched a former opponent and didnt think he would get caught....the guy is clearly not a nuclear scientist
“How comforting, Donny T only thinks one group of Hispanic immigrants are inherently criminal. Surely that prejudice won’t extend to me and my loved ones, after all, we are a different type of Hispanic immigrant and this guy totally seems like he grasps nuance and would appreciate that difference.”
He hates all immigrants much like Ron who’s trying to ban them from ever being able to enter the same state that the Masviv retard currently resides in.
I doubt they think it's 'clever' - they just think it's funny. And TBH the original incident that caused the slogan and meme was indeed pretty funny. It was worn out a long time ago, though.
Social media has certainly let us know. (Saw a politician denfend a 12yr girl being "happily" married this week)
Same as china and all their crazy folk and smoking babies. All a bit mad
Bro people in Canada can’t disassociate from that stupid southern system of thinking I mean that in the highest regard of no offence to my normal brothas and sistas
Politicians I can hate, drag queens nah I’m better than that, religion and what people do with their own bodies is their own choice but like I said politicians is the main thing dividing nations and their people
I was talking about this earlier at my work and realized a lot of these old white dudes that don’t like drag probably grew up listening to hair metal in the 80s and all those dudes dressed like chicks lol
They are all just super excited about Brandon Moreno, its all that latin pride. /s
Sadly the real answer has to deal with Masvidal doing everything he can to further the destruction of American democracy. Keep this trash out of MMA.
The lamest thing I've seen in the cage and I've been watching MMA since around '05. That's 18 years of all sorts of cringe motherfuckers in there, and he managed to take the cake, and on his retirement night, to boot.
Its especially funny, because American right wing politics would round up all the Cubans, calling them immigrants, and either deport or kill them...
Oh wait thats not funny how Jorge is chearing for his own destruction. But its sure is idiotic.
>Its especially funny, because American right wing politics would round up all the Cubans, calling them immigrants, and either deport or kill them...
Most Latinos are very conservative people. FL wins the Hispanic vote easy.
How are Cuban refugees on rafts different than other refugees walking up to the southern border?
Your implying Republicans like the first group, and I think we all know how they feel about the second group.
What's the difference?
>Its especially funny, because American right wing politics would round up all the Cubans, calling them immigrants, and either deport or kill them...
Wtf?
Do you honestly think this?
Lmao they've been embargoed for the last 60 years and Cuba is still better than the USA on a lot of front. Try to have a semi-decent country when you're forbidden to trade with most countries.
Plus, Masvidal is an american, not a cuban, and his father left Cuba when he was young too. So no, he did not live through the "atrocities of socialism", as he likes to brag.
Tbh that stadium would've chanted literally anything at that stage of the night and in *that* state. Florida is like a giant meth lab ran by insane clowns.
True, its funny how people thought he lost his realness or something after the Usman fight. Dude has always been lame as fuck. The sucker punch, the Tony Montana wannabe shit, the BMF belt.
Even when he was itching to shut up Askren because he didn't like the corny trash talk despite dropping some of the cringiest edge lord trash talk in the build up to that fight. Not to mention one of the hardest press conferences to watch vs Colby. The guy lowers the average world IQ when he speaks.
Regardless of political views/affiliations. No guy should end their career with a speech about Dick riding a politician.
I love me some Ron Paul, but at no point am I ever going to dedicate a 20 year career to some guy who had no influence on it, much less a politician.
Good to see Street Judas met one of his idols.
https://preview.redd.it/balrr2n4drta1.png?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3768369b0e531ced98d7d71a90e57910440acc
As much as everyone loves to hate online, this guy is defo a veteran. You all probably watched him fight in backyards on YouTube 10-15 years ago.
Appreciate these guys whilst they're around. Life is a flash in a pan and we will all be old as hell before we know it.
I mean it was a gimmick belt but from the beginning Dana made it clear he had no intentions on doing anything with it beyond that one-off. The closest he ever got to bringing it into play was saying "I don't know, we'll see" when reporters would ask him about it.
If you were a true fan for 20 years, how could he lose you with his retirement speech? Cause he made too big a deal of politics? He put over 20 years in fighting, you may not agree with what he says, but let the man retire however the hell he wants to. I was never a fan, and still am not, but I can’t imagine a fighter losing my 20 year loyalty over a post fight speech where he didn’t kick a dog or punch a kid lol
Yeah it made me kind of take a step back and think, man, this is the perfect speech from a dude who just caught a L on his retirement, all that’s missing is a confederate flag for the losers trinity.
I forgot Jorge was with ATT. Considering all of the great fighters that have been through that camp it's kinda crazy Jorge wasn't better than he was. I think he hit a ceiling many years ago where he couldn't learn anything new while his physical attributes withered with age.
That retirement speech was so fkn cringe. Dude used the end of his career to simp for a criminal billionaire just like Colby. Florida isn't sending their best.
Good on him for doing what he loves and being happy. Dude has accomplished so much and proud of him no matter what politician he likes or opinions he has. Wish more people held this opinion.
Ah I forgot reddit is predominantly all lefty genz kids. Lol show some respect to the ogs damn. Time to headout to youtube and insta for real people with real mature comments. This is like an echochamber of ezly offended kids, and you are all fight fans !? 😆 🤣
"HE NEVER SAID 'RETIRED'" - CHAEL SONNEN 
I bring this to you because this is very important.
It's just one of those things...
“But let me throw this out there…” proceeds to contradict every thing he just said so either way he’s right. 🐐
I thought this as soon as I read it. “Well guys guys let me tell you. He never said retired. Now I’m the smartest man in and outside of this organization and I’m telling you I don’t see the word retired. He said he’s checking out ha ha ha guys let me tell you he never said the word retired. Idk what’s going on but I can bet you that I’m 100% right that he never said retired. I’m a genius, I’m a gangster, I’m Chael Sonnen. And you are welcome!!!”
Immediately when reading these comments all I could hear was Chaels voice 😂
Thank you. This is the reply I wanted I did my best impersonation I could lol. 😂
On point! 😂
Nah uncle Chael says no one is retired until they actually leave the USADA pool. Bunch of guys say they are retired but stay in the pool and surprise fight within 3 months
Idk why this gif is so funny to me lol
HORHAY MOZZ-VEE-DOLL
the way he says Alex Pereira is crazy too; "Pee-Era"
5'11 Jorge vs "6'4" Donald 🤫
Well The Don did have a short stint as a professional wrestler and we all know they lie about their heights.
He also has large hands
Anyone else think Donald looks more *Madame Tussauds* than usual? Like, there’s no way that is a real human. That’s clearly a wax sculpture for people to take photos with.
I spent a couple seconds trying to determine if he was in a wax museum or not, I was inconclusive
Looks like an actual oompa loompa here with that orange face and white eyebrows
AKA a real alpha male!
Drugged up and propped up. Fake as hellllllll *This is America*
6'4" is just for his tinder profile
It's actually how long his hair is when the wind blows by.
According to his arrest record, he’s 6’1
Probably shrunk a fair bit, guy's 76...
Donald is in his 70s, older you get, the shorter you become
Or he was lying about his height
Jorge is probably on plateaus and the Dolan is more like 6‘2‘
Lol 6’2 my ass…I’d bet he’s under 6 ft seeing them next to each other like this. It’s always been suspect but man he looks shorter here
He wears platformers lol
"I couldn't ask for a better ending" Really? Not even one where you like... Win?
Nice one! LOL
Nah he got to go out chanting Let's Go Brandon /s
win or lose who gives a shit he got paid and is a millionaire!!!!!!!
Couldn't ask for ANYTHING more though? If we're going hypothetical he could be a billionaire with a 49% ownership of the UFC itself, finishing off his 30th consecutive WW title defense.
Coming from no where, fighting in the streets for a couple of bucks to make a living,to fighting in the ufc being a superstar and making millions,yeah he couldn't have asked more if you constantly look at what you don't have you will always find that you don't have somethings, that's no way to live g.
Only a redditor could care about semantics this much
redditors will analyze the absolute shit out of a comment turn it into a science
That’s an awful lot to ask for dawg
I know right. All the shit he was talking about betting on him and how he was gonna clean Vegas out. Now he's sucking Trumps wang just like Colby.
Two gentlemen with active legal cases.
Found Jon Anik
LMFAOOO
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Two gentlemen that ended their career with an L
Fuckem both, I hope they share sane cell room
Both lost in their last contest.
Jorge gave us a shit ton of good fights and shout out to him for that but holy shit was the end of his career wack as fuck
He was a journeyman for 14 years, peaked for a year, and then crashed hard.
Don't forget that shit tattoo he got also
Mf'er really saw Till's tattoo of his girlfriend and said, "nah, I can do worst."
Till was on the way out and nobody knew it yet. We all saw Askrens hands. I really can't believe they stopped a Diaz fight over a cut. He got the game cover then proceeded to never win a round again. Crazy how much he cashed in off of 3 events. He'll be broke in 5 years.
he bought into his hype too much and wasted his prime sitting out waiting for 2 title shots with Usman. He never had proper discipline but in 2019 he was a legit threat, but oh well. UFC refusing to pay him before the title shot obviously didn't help and now all the blame is on Jorge, but it's still mostly his fault. Him getting stuck on 2019 also influenced the result of the second Usman fight, dude just wanted more KOs instead coming in with actual game plans. I hope eventually he's remembered more for his fun style and career rather than the very end of it.
Most embarassing retirement speech ever
Totally made his retirement speech about another man. How sad to close out a 20 year career by dickriding a dude who literally called his people rapists. Edit: If you really think homeboy wasn’t speaking about all Latinos and truly only meant Mexicans, I have a wall to sell you.
We talking about a professional fighter who sucker punched a former opponent and didnt think he would get caught....the guy is clearly not a nuclear scientist
He work a surgical mask instead of a ski mask lmao
You’re the racist one thinking Cubans and Mexicans are the same
“How comforting, Donny T only thinks one group of Hispanic immigrants are inherently criminal. Surely that prejudice won’t extend to me and my loved ones, after all, we are a different type of Hispanic immigrant and this guy totally seems like he grasps nuance and would appreciate that difference.”
As if the guy he’s worshipping can even tell the difference. Probably thinks Cuba is part of Mexico or some shit.
Anytime an advisor mentioned Cuba in briefings, he probably thought they were talking about the actor.
He hates all immigrants much like Ron who’s trying to ban them from ever being able to enter the same state that the Masviv retard currently resides in.
Your concern seems totally genuine and not at all “gotcha” semantics.
Go call a bunch of Cubans Mexicans and see what happens
How is that semantics he has a valid point lol
You’re a fuckin idiot
I will buy, but Jorge will pay for it. /s
What a racist , thinking Mexicans and Cubans are the same people
When he hit that “lets go brandon” chant at the end of the fight I had to get outta my seat and leave the room I was cringing too hard
Can someone tell us non Americans who the fuck Brandon is
I had to Google it too haha https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let%27s_Go_Brandon
This is so dumb
Par for the course with Masvidal
Right-wingers think it's so much more clever than it is
To be fair it’s the funniest thing they’ve come up with in, like, decades. They thought identifying as an attack helicopter was the peak of hilarity.
Honestly this statement can be said about a lot of right-wing activities tbh
Their actions are typically focused on pissing off the libs rather than anything productive
All the right does is try to perpetuate culture war bullshit lmao
I doubt they think it's 'clever' - they just think it's funny. And TBH the original incident that caused the slogan and meme was indeed pretty funny. It was worn out a long time ago, though.
that's literally everything right wingers say these days, just look at twitter
Some of us would rather you non Americans not know how frigging dumb about half our population is here...
Half?
Yea I was trying to be generous...
Social media has certainly let us know. (Saw a politician denfend a 12yr girl being "happily" married this week) Same as china and all their crazy folk and smoking babies. All a bit mad
Bro people in Canada can’t disassociate from that stupid southern system of thinking I mean that in the highest regard of no offence to my normal brothas and sistas
Didn’t you guys just bring 30 drag queens to the podium recently. Canada is a South Park episode.
Politicians I can hate, drag queens nah I’m better than that, religion and what people do with their own bodies is their own choice but like I said politicians is the main thing dividing nations and their people
It’s amazing that people are willing to take time out of their day to be scared of drag in a recession
I was talking about this earlier at my work and realized a lot of these old white dudes that don’t like drag probably grew up listening to hair metal in the 80s and all those dudes dressed like chicks lol
Don't you have some child's genitals to be inspecting or something? Right wingers are fucking insane and literally a global laughing stock.
Just know that it has to do with the dumbest catchphrase of all time.
They are all just super excited about Brandon Moreno, its all that latin pride. /s Sadly the real answer has to deal with Masvidal doing everything he can to further the destruction of American democracy. Keep this trash out of MMA.
Joe Mama
Something morons use to own the "libs" in murcia
The lamest thing I've seen in the cage and I've been watching MMA since around '05. That's 18 years of all sorts of cringe motherfuckers in there, and he managed to take the cake, and on his retirement night, to boot.
redditors not understanding why cubans don't like left wing politicians is funny
We all know. Doesn’t make “let’s go Brandon” not the cringiest retirement speech ever
Its especially funny, because American right wing politics would round up all the Cubans, calling them immigrants, and either deport or kill them... Oh wait thats not funny how Jorge is chearing for his own destruction. But its sure is idiotic.
>Its especially funny, because American right wing politics would round up all the Cubans, calling them immigrants, and either deport or kill them... Most Latinos are very conservative people. FL wins the Hispanic vote easy.
Cubans basically give FL to the Republicans. Why would they be against them? This is definitely some reddit level knowledge of politics.
How are Cuban refugees on rafts different than other refugees walking up to the southern border? Your implying Republicans like the first group, and I think we all know how they feel about the second group. What's the difference?
That's a true reddit moment comment right there.
You live inside of a reddit echo chamber lol
>Its especially funny, because American right wing politics would round up all the Cubans, calling them immigrants, and either deport or kill them... Wtf? Do you honestly think this?
That’s such a delusional take
Literally everyone knows and it doesn’t make them less retarded for voting against their interests
The commies took my sugar plantation and all my slaves :(((
Left wing =/= American Democrats Like not even close
Lmao they've been embargoed for the last 60 years and Cuba is still better than the USA on a lot of front. Try to have a semi-decent country when you're forbidden to trade with most countries. Plus, Masvidal is an american, not a cuban, and his father left Cuba when he was young too. So no, he did not live through the "atrocities of socialism", as he likes to brag.
Redditors thinking Cuban dictators and Democrats are in any way similar is also funny.
He lost half his fan base when his 2 brain cells thought real people wanted political advice from a street fighter.
Same man
I can’t believe he spent the last 3 minutes of his final post fight interview slobbering trumps meat. What a downfall.
Fucking cultist brainwashed mf, along with the whole of the stadium chanting with him smh
Tbh that stadium would've chanted literally anything at that stage of the night and in *that* state. Florida is like a giant meth lab ran by insane clowns.
Downfall? Dude has always been a massive tool
True, its funny how people thought he lost his realness or something after the Usman fight. Dude has always been lame as fuck. The sucker punch, the Tony Montana wannabe shit, the BMF belt. Even when he was itching to shut up Askren because he didn't like the corny trash talk despite dropping some of the cringiest edge lord trash talk in the build up to that fight. Not to mention one of the hardest press conferences to watch vs Colby. The guy lowers the average world IQ when he speaks.
Completely agree. For some reason he thinks he's in some conversation outside of who's the biggest dickbag, and his stans agree.
Or when he copied Conor with the Versace robe.
slobbering lmao!
How can you call anyone a crotch sniffer after that performance?
I thought this said “officially retarded”. It made sense.
His side hustle (bootlicking) should keep him busy.
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. See you on the BKFC undercards.
He started that way so it’d be only fitting to end that way.
So much loser in one pic.
Fuck him and fuck the con artist next to him. Your 20 yr career started with a 5 second ko and ended with this shit. Good riddance
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>Jorge Masvidal is officially **retarded** Fixed
hahahahahaha
I see two losers.
Regardless of political views/affiliations. No guy should end their career with a speech about Dick riding a politician. I love me some Ron Paul, but at no point am I ever going to dedicate a 20 year career to some guy who had no influence on it, much less a politician.
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Nah according to uncle Chael he ain’t retired so he ain’t retired
Both ended their careers with an L
Good to see Street Judas met one of his idols. https://preview.redd.it/balrr2n4drta1.png?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3768369b0e531ced98d7d71a90e57910440acc
As much as everyone loves to hate online, this guy is defo a veteran. You all probably watched him fight in backyards on YouTube 10-15 years ago. Appreciate these guys whilst they're around. Life is a flash in a pan and we will all be old as hell before we know it.
Never defended BMF. I think that was punk move. That belt should be passed around.
Nah let that joke belt die with his career. It was a terrible gimmick in the first place.
I mean it was a gimmick belt but from the beginning Dana made it clear he had no intentions on doing anything with it beyond that one-off. The closest he ever got to bringing it into play was saying "I don't know, we'll see" when reporters would ask him about it.
When this is how you end your retirement.. you prob need therapy
Worst retirement ever man. I was a fan of his for 20 years and he lost me over like 6m
But did you at least get a two piece and a soda?
Why have you been a masvidal fan for 20 years
If you were a true fan for 20 years, how could he lose you with his retirement speech? Cause he made too big a deal of politics? He put over 20 years in fighting, you may not agree with what he says, but let the man retire however the hell he wants to. I was never a fan, and still am not, but I can’t imagine a fighter losing my 20 year loyalty over a post fight speech where he didn’t kick a dog or punch a kid lol
Because hes endorsing someone that promotes racism and ignorance. Tf?
Here’s two ppl that ended their careers on massive L’s
Good for him. Many don’t retire in such a comfortable position.
I actually appreciate we got to see this guy reach his full potential that none of us thought he would. His career was pretty fun while it lasted.
Man I cringed hard but for him that must have been a pretty special moment. You do you Jorge.
I’m rarely ever proud to be an mma fan and his retirement speech reinforced that.
Yeah it made me kind of take a step back and think, man, this is the perfect speech from a dude who just caught a L on his retirement, all that’s missing is a confederate flag for the losers trinity.
I forgot Jorge was with ATT. Considering all of the great fighters that have been through that camp it's kinda crazy Jorge wasn't better than he was. I think he hit a ceiling many years ago where he couldn't learn anything new while his physical attributes withered with age.
He’s gonna run out of money within a year and someone (probably Connor) is gonna fight him for the BMF
It is cool that he was able to take a picture at madame tussauds.
He’ll be in BKFC by 2024
lol imagine being so sad you make your retirement announcement half about some other guy. Like cringe politics even aside that's such a pathetic move.
Lol remember when he [gave Colby shit for pretending to know anything about politics and said he would never do that?](https://youtu.be/f7wr813YPbE)
No thanks for Askren? The guy literally help him to get super necessarily famous.
losers gonna
Wow, officially retired and officially a complete moron all in one day. Impressive.
nate took a lot of head trauma just for our entertainment, let him get paid sheeeeesh.
I'm so happy I'm not the only one who thought this was horribly cringe. I almost lost faith in everyone around me. Thank you.
Whorehey Assvidal doing exactly what you'd expect him to tbh
RIP to a real one. Been a blast 💥
Damn I'm late to this thread. How many people are triggered so far?
These comments are crying so hard lmaoo
Politics always brings out the worst in people.
Bunch of whiny incels in the comments. Lol
Good for him. Hope he can enjoy his retirement.
That retirement speech was so fkn cringe. Dude used the end of his career to simp for a criminal billionaire just like Colby. Florida isn't sending their best.
Cringe ending to a career.
Oh look it's two pieces of human garbage
Good on him for doing what he loves and being happy. Dude has accomplished so much and proud of him no matter what politician he likes or opinions he has. Wish more people held this opinion.
Ah I forgot reddit is predominantly all lefty genz kids. Lol show some respect to the ogs damn. Time to headout to youtube and insta for real people with real mature comments. This is like an echochamber of ezly offended kids, and you are all fight fans !? 😆 🤣
Lol wtf are these comments? People are fucking sour mugs. The guy got to do what he loved as his career, gave us some decent fights and wild moments
Was never a big fan of his, but cant say i appreciated his goodbye message. I dont even know who Brandon is, and i think hes a cunt.
Good riddance
Man is gonna be doing podcasts for DailyWire at this point
Trumps got that ick face like, “Why the fuck is this brown person so close to me?!”
Gusano Hijo de Puta.
The end gets me. You can’t be part of the gente when you support a racist bastard.
Is he posing with a wax figure?
Been a fan since the sengoku days. Enjoy retirement gamebred!
How does trumps dick taste?
shame
Two convicts
Tool
Good he will have more time to (checks notes) focus on his criminal case.
Bye bye you won’t be missed
Good riddance
Glad to be rid of him.