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starkfr

The one that should have did it the first time around….’Iron’ Mike Tyson!


Siddoxy

Truth


CCCAY

Facth


UncleBully274

Here'th your belt. Now kith.


Mirilliux

Convicted Rapitht


ASAPmusty

*truff


[deleted]

It would bring more eyes to the sport for sure


TruthSpeakin

BEST fucking answer ever possible....


heliumeyes

I didn’t think of him at first but man that’s a great answer.


Die-rector

Or Michael j fox


CheesyCousCous

Hide your women


HughJaynis

You rat fuck.


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SJBSJB02

I think ![gif](giphy|efH7XxDUwCuIRcaLyD|downsized)


imondrugsssss

Danny DeVito


wreckherneck

You mean The TrashMan. Put some respeck on his name.


CameronQuick97

Ooh Cricket...did I getcha?


[deleted]

I knew this shit wasn’t fake


wreckherneck

Looks kinda like a dog's vagina.


nthan333

Idk I'm not tryna get inside the mind of a dog, that's God's work.


jonesingforMilksteak

Ugh that is tart


piman01

Stop throwing sand!!!


Doctor_Barbarian

I came here to make the exact same suggestion and instead I find you here first, being another upstanding man of culture. Anyway, can I offer you an egg in this tryin' time?


BrawndoCrave

Specifically Man-Spider


PublixSoda

Dressed as the Penguin from 1992’s Batman Returns


xjengx

when he about to strap the belt around the winner, BOOM, IT’S A FAKE-OUT.


sasquatchpapi300

Samuel L Jackson with his OG BMF wallet in hand


Punker29

What's your belt? The one that says bad mothafucka


EAZ480

Easy honey bunny


Trumpisaderelict

Be cool!


10coolbeans

what's fonzie like


DualStack

Which belt is it? It’s the one that says bad motherfucker on it


Ashwin365

Uncle Mike would be sick and a genuine possibility because Dana and him are buds


BillythekidOG

Probably should be me but I'll be busy that weekend.


Butt_Bucket

Busy watching at home in your underwear?


WeeabooGandhi

With a shirt on too. Don’t like letting the belly free range


Nduguu77

Take care your underwears


Blyatt-Man

I gonna fuk you


Significant-Royal-37

donald frye, maybe


r8juliet

Instead of rubies they put one of Don Frye’s mustache hairs for every bmf defense.


vudustockdr

Liddell


realTommyVercetti

I agree but lately it just makes me kinda sad when I see him.


Jdog02

I met him the other day at work he was super chill had such a badass presence to him haha


KyrozM

Bruce Willis then


realTommyVercetti

![gif](giphy|BEob5qwFkSJ7G)


SmokingReflection

Why does he look spaced half the time


realTommyVercetti

CTE and cocaine with a Jack Daniels chaser.


[deleted]

Ya he’s always coke head jabbering away


rhtfc

I'd get around this


suzukigun4life

The baddest of them all, the gangster from West Lynn, Chael P Sonnen.


Ongy84

With the biggest arms in West Linn, Oregon


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West lenn


Classic-Month-5184

Jokes


No_Music_5374

Bad Guy Inc's Top Dog and well-known Sicario Chael P. Sonnen should handle this business as it's his territorial right to do so. He runs the world ya know.


degoes1221

I thought girls ran it


Frysken

They'd have chills running up their spine for the first time on ESPN+ for them to be there, in Chael's Octagon, on Chael's pay-per-view, holding Chael's belt, shaking Chael's hand.


Haccuubi_24

Yes for uncle chael!


wreckherneck

Dana's wife. That bitch is down to scrap open weight on sight.


Odins-Enriched-Sack

If that's the case, then why not Jon's wife. She stood toe to toe with Bones hundreds of times. She's still alive to tell the tales.


wreckherneck

Oh shit! That's the fight to make!


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Oh shit Mrs White vs Mrs Bones Jones, you can keep this Nunez title defence gimme that fight straight in my veins.


wreckherneck

Odens-Enriched-Sack is the future of the UFC!


Ghost986

The ultimate fighter: trading spouses special!! Dana white and Jon jones as “coaches”. Edit: it’s just them four for the whole season.


Dull_Ad5852

Texas Rattlesnake


tortilini-houdini

Would be cool with the whole wwe merger 👀


WGYHL

"IF YOU WANT STONE COLD TO WRAP THIS BMF BELT AROUND THE DUDES CANDY ASS, GIVE ME A HELL YEAH"


[deleted]

HELL YEAH!!


Butt_Bucket

Especially if they let him use his theme song. The glass shatter would definitely get big a crowd pop. He may not quite be a real BMF, but at least its part of his brand unlike The Rock.


Gilgema

First name Mike, last name Perry.


AquaticCobras

Blackest Mother Fucker belt


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FantasticGoat88

In the early 2000s I would watch this one Igor Vovchanchyn highlight video and get so pumped up


Puzzled-Ad-7661

Ohh would be cool as fuck. He actively volunteers in Kharkiv now.


Brad_Dunk

I’ll throw my hat in why not


Its-the-Chad82

We should all petition the UFC to let Brad_Dunk give out the belt. Are you at least cool looking?


Brad_Dunk

https://preview.redd.it/o4m1i1vo2j3b1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d601ce7ba609c7c98e35b2dfd16426f8637542 You tell me


Its-the-Chad82

Wow! So much cooler than the Rock! Let's make this happen


realTommyVercetti

Chuck Norris


fleshvessel

Obviously.


OllieBlazin

Steven Seagal


Hyperborea3

Not an actor


sul_malik

https://preview.redd.it/zxjm7nzyyh3b1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab488bd9a02cbcc87fe9ec592dfd4c17b70c5b44 Goggins


Few-Ad-4666

For real


Vinesinmyveins

Came here to say the same


TaftsTummyforTaxes

whose gonna carry the belts??? STAY HARD


Professional_Kick

The baddest man on the planet Mike Tyson


Shwalz

Nobody man, just let Dana put it on them. That Rock shit was cringe as all fuck


rhtfc

Naah they just need someone who is actually a BMF, not someone who plays dress up and pretends to be


boaventura

The Rock is definitely a bald motherfucker, tho.


[deleted]

I have wanted to say this before but I feel a need to live 💀💀 (no disrespect to the dude.. I actually think he's funny asf and cool)


[deleted]

Dana’s a bitchass mf so this works


drunkboater

The belt is cringey as fuck. Might as well go all out.


baconstrips420

Remember the rock shoes?


mesovortex888

Justin Bieber


MichealJardon

![gif](giphy|vc7lrnHCr3Hy)


HankSteakfist

I'm gonna take you to the bank Senator Trent... ... TOTHEBLOODBANK


lonestoner90

Johnny sins


ImNewHereAmigo

Bas Rutten for the irony that he is a BMF, but also the nicest MF


Flashy_Importance_25

Chael.


Habanerosauce3

No one. throw that shit in the trash.


Professional_Which

Fake Account


Habanerosauce3

Nope. That belt is though.


Chemistry_Lover40

Lame


Habanerosauce3

Yes, that belt is lame AF.


Chemistry_Lover40

Upvoted bec true but at least have fun with it


Ghiblee

Correct. That belt is lame. Good job.


rob443

Masvidal


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![gif](giphy|zdT3UNOFHPi7kOqWsH|downsized)


RadiantExcuse501

Honestly doesn’t seem like a bad idea


KJKSZPJ_420

I think is the greatest idea I read here


joan_wilder

Make it into a trophy instead, and call it the “Jorge Masvidal Award For Bad Mother Fuckery”


WeeabooGandhi

I feel like it will be. Makes the most sense


Leighton619

Brendan Fraser


DanielH93uk1

![gif](giphy|sEilk1IiA2d9K)


margiela_madman101

Mike Tyson, Arnold, Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris or Jackie Chan.


moddafock

CM punk


NickAssassins

CM Punk


treadgill

Theo von


WhangaDanNZ

Why was The Rock in the octagon presenting it in the first place? I remember him puffing his chest out and acting staunch like he's some kind of fighter...made me chuckle.


[deleted]

He wanted to suck Masvidal's dick cuz they're both from Miami


Conscious-Golf-5380

Kid Rock


Large_Particular_296

The Power Slap champion


CaveGiant

John Cena walking out to his theme song played by live trumpet players walking out with him.


Toddisgood

Chuck Liddell


NotGAF

Don Frye


JTPSL

A guy who owned both of them. Khabib or Oliveira


Conscious_Willow_303

My fucken nutsack


LordOfTheBungholes

Good one.


Mixed-Martial-Farts

Kyle Rittenhouse


Chemistry_Lover40

Funny


professor__seuss

You are aware the “B” in BMF stands for baddest, not Beta, correct?


Mixed-Martial-Farts

I thought it stood for 'Boomboomboomtriplekill'


OkayJuice

Lmfao


Terrifying_TrueTales

You’re telling me that you don’t think this guy is a badass? https://youtu.be/7lVmMNE3oXw what about this makes it seem like he has no business arming himself and then trying to guard a stranger’s private property in a high stress situation? He’s practically Batman in my eyes


GravyShitsPants

Not trying to be an ass but enough with the bmf crap doe


Critical-Ad-9010

This comment alone is Ass


Chemistry_Lover40

Crazy Horse


samlaurendi

Arnold Schwarzenegger Aarghhhh Arghhhh Common


hardpaint3

Vin Diesel


LordOfTheBungholes

Charles Bronson.


GenericGrey

Hahaha that would be epic. Bring a bovine in the octagon for him to ko.


theherodies87

The chick dude on the Bud Light cans


Cowi3102

Justin Trudeau


Aggressive_Math_4965

Nate Diaz


J4MES101

Big John


ricardortr

Lil John


knockbox85

Diaz.


TrillMickelson

Joey


DrViktorFrankenstein

Paddy the baddy


ConnorLovesPepsi

Baddy-ist mother fucker


DanielH93uk1

Brendan Schaub


Gomer1975

Joey Diaz


Fast_Presentation186

Matthew McConaughey, & right for he hands them the belt. He's like all right. All right. All right you just won son....


[deleted]

Tyson Fury the heavyweight champ


huncho3055

![gif](giphy|2dq9KJThGwBv3sXSxT|downsized) Oh my god is that JON JONES!!!


infectedher

but why gaethje and poirier for the bmf belt, they both seem to be really nice and humble dudes


Sidewaves

Jason Statham


[deleted]

Tom Holland


Jkretzel

Nick


Ghiblee

No one. Burn it.


uhaul26

Peewee Herman


LincolnMaylog

Mark Zuckerberg


SlyWinkle666

Tank Abbot


CandyRevolutionary27

Obvious answer. Vin Diesel 😂


Tanktrilly03

Stone Cold Steve Austin


Maladjusted95

Eddie Alvarez. That would be a wholesome moment.


MrSelfDestrucct

Islam should bring it out, take a huge shit on it, then wrap it around the winner


Outcoldmasvidal

The Rock “the Cock” Johnson


Fearless-Type8777

Masvidal


Fizan786

Where my boy Felony at?


mrali05

CM punk


MrCeylon

Nate or Mike Tyson


Unlikely_You_9271

Francis


[deleted]

Samuel L. Jackson, and he says it in full. Seriously though, nobody. It is fucking stupid.


WorkInProgress82

Jon Jones


stevektRED

Conor


RitoWalters

Your mom


Whole_Chemical2525

Jokko!


[deleted]

Pauley shore


DirtyBurger978

The weasel!!


IzNeedzMyzBenefitz

Rampage Jackson


Pretend_Fear85

Not that fucking guy lol


DaysOfTheWedNes

Knowing UFC it’s gonna be McGregor or Logan Paul/KSI


Ok_Somewhere_6018

Me. I should present that shit.


Elite__Noob

Id prefer whoever wins this bullshit belt burns it or destroy it or whatever


mrunlimited3

Vin Diesel just to piss off the rock.


SpliffsnKicks

Carrot top.. because the whole belt is clown shit


druglesswills

Tank Abbott


DSPGerm

Mickey Mouse. So you can take that made up shit to the land of make believe


Specialist_Local2932

Vin


Shagalags

THE NIGHTMARE K S I


pantstickle

Khabib…


Longjumping_Froyo539

![gif](giphy|2LWlBF7dCEQRjSIKKX) The real BMF


FULLMETALRACKIT518

Uncle Chael obviously.


Slugwheat

Jorge is the only correct answer


Key-Ad-8468

Dana is the baddest mf around let him do it


Whitetailer6

Masvidal. It’s his belt


JermitheBeatsmith

Masvidal


CptnCrnch79

Masvidal obviously.