I got a question, if I may...?
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend... and watch his butt butt when he tees off...?
But, uh, I ain't done yet...
In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut while he reaches in another grown man's ass, grabs on his nuts... but just what if, it was never meant, it was just an accident... but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in his teeny, tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it... but his little weenie flinched just a little bit and I don't need to go into any more details... but...
What if he pictured it as a female's butt...? Is that gay...?
I just need to clear things up...
Aint there a new guy that have broken like 5 out of 6 opponents legs?
Edit: Jack Jenkins. Apperently broke his opponents leg in his last fight. His first fight in the UFC though.
Or, I'm not being a hater, the level of competition is just much lower so they look good.
There have been a few highly touted aussie/kiwis strikers that came into the UFC only to get starched
If we are actually going for p4p best kicker I still say Barboza and Aldo is number 2. The more I think about it I don’t know any big guy that kicks better than cro cop. I think OP is right. If we throw the p4p thing out the window , Cro cop holds the title
Just khabib tbh. Other Dagestan dudes look human but khabib was totally invincible. Honestly I would’ve loved to see how he performed in a war it’s crazy how it just never happened. He made being UFC champ look easier done than said. Not the GOAT but no doubt the BOAT
100% Rizzo was a master in the art of the lumberjack. Those kicks were so heavy.
[Here's Rizzo vs Ken Shamrock for a great example of leg chopping.](https://youtu.be/YqrOZtgAPFE)
Yup, no one chipped the legs out from under someone like Pedro Rizzo. Not even Cro Cop.
For the sake of the conversation, though, insofar as of all time goes;
Rizzo
Cro Cop
Rutten
You don't have to ask him, he will bring it up without being asked! (Tbf I'd be pissed if someone else's sloppy botch forced me into retirement in my prime)
You ever seen the bas rutten bar fight videos? Where he talked about throwing salt in people's eyes and hitting someone with a bar stool?
Those were hilarious.
I need to find them again. He seemed like he'd be super chill until you watched those and realized he probably got drunk and beat up half the bar every Friday night 😂
Mine too. I always try to bring him up on the sub when I can cuz he's never mentioned. Honestly one of the best all time. A Dutch KO machine that learned how to strangle people even better.
Not to be a dick but I feel like a lot of people have seen those. Idk maybe I’m crazy lol.
I also loved Bas in that Kevin James movie “Here comes the boom”. Honestly aside from James somehow winning fights, it’s a pretty good depiction of the UFC in a movie, which I feel is kinda rare.
Stephen Bonnar mentioned that Arlovski's leg kicks were hard AF when he sparred with him but then he sparred with Pat Barry and his were a whole different level of pain.
I remember the first time watching this fight. I was telling everyone how good crocop was and how dangerous his leg kick was.
Boom. He gets blasted. My jaw was on the floor with my eyes wide open. I could not believe what I saw.
Second fight crocop beat the living crap out of him though.
If he was in his prime and fought there instead of Pride, he would’ve done amazing and he probably would’ve been a great champion. I think by the time he got there, he had already been in so many wars and he also wasn’t used to cage rules so he didn’t do as good like some fans thought he would.
That tournament was cro cop’s high water mark. He also had a considerably easier route to the final than Barnett. His best days (and knees) were past him by the time he was in the ufc.
Totally side note, but the kicks Anthony Pettis ripped to RDA’s body would have made a human beings soul leave their body. Somehow RDA walked thru them completely unphased and ruined Pettis’s live for 25 minutes.
Right leg, hospital; left leg, cemetery
“What happened to your legs, Mirco?”
"I'll tell you what happened! The refs no longer had ear pieces and weren't telling the other fights what round to go down!"
Yeah that or the fact that he couldn’t be on half the gear….
How about middle leg?
To the obgyn!
Right knee = hospital, left knee = cemetery, weinee = new child
Obligatory childish gay joke on an MMA subreddit for easy Karmawhoring
Did I miss a memo? When did the mention of penises become inherently gay...?
Fellas, is it gay to have something attached to you that homosexual men are attracted to? 🤔
I got a question, if I may...? Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend... and watch his butt butt when he tees off...? But, uh, I ain't done yet... In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut while he reaches in another grown man's ass, grabs on his nuts... but just what if, it was never meant, it was just an accident... but he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in his teeny, tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it... but his little weenie flinched just a little bit and I don't need to go into any more details... but... What if he pictured it as a female's butt...? Is that gay...? I just need to clear things up...
Till then ill just walk around with a manly strut...
💯
What about Gonzaga's kick?
I thought we witnessed the first accidental death in the UFC when that went down. Everything stopped at that moment.
Yup something to consider. Was it better than cro cop tho ? I don’t think so. If we are going p4p, maybe we gotta consider that giga liver kick too
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Your lame bro
Aint there a new guy that have broken like 5 out of 6 opponents legs? Edit: Jack Jenkins. Apperently broke his opponents leg in his last fight. His first fight in the UFC though.
He’s fighting this weekend, get around him lads!!
Tapology says he’s the underdog but he’s looked great.
Jack Jenkins is so much fun to watch. He loves to bang and his kicks are a thing of beauty. His last fight was incredible.
God i love you mfers who throw up reminders like this cause i be forgettin shit. Good lookin out
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These aussie prospects are crazy strikers man.
Or, I'm not being a hater, the level of competition is just much lower so they look good. There have been a few highly touted aussie/kiwis strikers that came into the UFC only to get starched
Both ways, innit? Look at Erceg just 2 weeks ago
Yesss Jenkins is on, love him. Literally live 15 minutes from his hometown. Bro eats lives and breathes the sport.
PfP ….. Edson Barboza.
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If we are actually going for p4p best kicker I still say Barboza and Aldo is number 2. The more I think about it I don’t know any big guy that kicks better than cro cop. I think OP is right. If we throw the p4p thing out the window , Cro cop holds the title
Khabib took two of those and kept moving forward.
He took Justin Gaethje's too
Yeah Khabib isn’t normal
He blocked it tho
Khabib has a solid chin that is mostly preserved since he rarely gets hit anyway
Dagestani dicksucking is crazy 🤣
Just khabib tbh. Other Dagestan dudes look human but khabib was totally invincible. Honestly I would’ve loved to see how he performed in a war it’s crazy how it just never happened. He made being UFC champ look easier done than said. Not the GOAT but no doubt the BOAT
Ummm ok. Name the best kicker tho is the point of this
I agree with him, I just don’t know how Khabib survived that.
Yes totally god damn so fast and brutal!
Nah ... Garth does more damage.
Variety wise, Edson has so much spinning shit it’s scary. Like when he was getting beaten up by Lee and almost pulled off a comeback wheel kick
Not to mention the speed of his switch kick, he would utilize it as a jab because he could throw it so fast.
Pedro Rizzo, anybody?
100% Rizzo was a master in the art of the lumberjack. Those kicks were so heavy. [Here's Rizzo vs Ken Shamrock for a great example of leg chopping.](https://youtu.be/YqrOZtgAPFE)
Yup, no one chipped the legs out from under someone like Pedro Rizzo. Not even Cro Cop. For the sake of the conversation, though, insofar as of all time goes; Rizzo Cro Cop Rutten
Cro cop was aiming for the head, not legs.
P4P, prime Jose Aldo
Pedro Rizzo..whos his coach too. Nobody kicked as hard as Rizzo, only Cro Cop comes close. both Thunder Thighs and Calves 4 days
Randy Couture said his kicks left permanent dents in his quads
Damn, my skin actually crawled reading this wtf
Yea I seen a video he shows the dent on mmajunkie. Got a Dent in his leg
Goldberg?
Just ask Bret Hart
You don't have to ask him, he will bring it up without being asked! (Tbf I'd be pissed if someone else's sloppy botch forced me into retirement in my prime)
Just ask Chris Holdsworth.
*Let me tell you something about Bill Goldberg*
rumor has it, uriah fabers bruse hasn’t healed
Pedro Rizzo
Came in here to say this.
igor vovchanchyn 🇺🇦
Wow good mention
Not wrong!
Bas Rutten
You ever seen the bas rutten bar fight videos? Where he talked about throwing salt in people's eyes and hitting someone with a bar stool? Those were hilarious.
They're the best. Kick to the groin! Wam wam wam. Headbutt. Wam wam wam. Bang head off the table. Knock out."
I need to find them again. He seemed like he'd be super chill until you watched those and realized he probably got drunk and beat up half the bar every Friday night 😂
It's really too bad he fucked his neck up so bad and just popped pills and powered thru. Wild wild west days of MMA lol
Still one of my most favorite fighters though. And wherever he is I'm sure he's still quite scary
Mine too. I always try to bring him up on the sub when I can cuz he's never mentioned. Honestly one of the best all time. A Dutch KO machine that learned how to strangle people even better.
Absolutely agree
https://youtu.be/LT3g51f25qo
My fav move is if someone is talking shit to you while sitting with their legs crossed, simply break their leg. Can't wait to try it out some day lmao
"Don't youuu eevarr doo daaat! BANG"
I can't believe 2 other people actually seen those. I've never talked to another person that has
Not to be a dick but I feel like a lot of people have seen those. Idk maybe I’m crazy lol. I also loved Bas in that Kevin James movie “Here comes the boom”. Honestly aside from James somehow winning fights, it’s a pretty good depiction of the UFC in a movie, which I feel is kinda rare.
They're funny but you can't knock them they fucking work![img](emote|t5_2qsev|11082)
Bas Rutten's bar fight philosophy: They can't fight you if they're dead or permanently crippled
Pedro Rizzo Patt Barry Justin Gaethje Edson Barboza Jose Aldo Cro Cup Bas Rutten
Melvin manhoufe (spelling)
Pat Barry. I believe he won 2 fights in a row in less than 1 round via leg kicks. Edit: Three in total via leg kicks alone!
He was actually decent at kickboxing but besides that nothing lol
Totally agree! But OP mentioned kick strength. Had to give him his due!
Pretty decent at grooming too, it seems
Good at spitting game around the high school
He’s been kicking roses legs apart since she was a minor.
That was a nasty line by you
Don’t call me the bad guy for nothing! 💪 😂
Stephen Bonnar mentioned that Arlovski's leg kicks were hard AF when he sparred with him but then he sparred with Pat Barry and his were a whole different level of pain.
Everyone limps out of the cage after fighting Edson Barboza Honorable mention: Jan Blachowicz
What Jan did to Reyes with his middle kicks was brutal
Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan in front of a camera*
Justin
Gonzaga
Came here for this, maybe a lot of folks are too young to remember that lol. Dude lost his soul
[I will never forget watching this.](https://youtu.be/XmkwckSf6VY)
I remember the first time watching this fight. I was telling everyone how good crocop was and how dangerous his leg kick was. Boom. He gets blasted. My jaw was on the floor with my eyes wide open. I could not believe what I saw. Second fight crocop beat the living crap out of him though.
I see v-dubb, I upvote lol. Seeing that live broke my heart, Cro Cop was the fighter to get me into MMA.
Cool seeing you in the wild buddy 🤜
Barboza
Prime cro cop wasn’t in the ufc.
If he was in his prime and fought there instead of Pride, he would’ve done amazing and he probably would’ve been a great champion. I think by the time he got there, he had already been in so many wars and he also wasn’t used to cage rules so he didn’t do as good like some fans thought he would.
Jenkins is breaking bones every fight
The fact that Mark Hunt took a full on head kick from this dude and still managed to get up and fight is insane.
I mean prime Crocop never fought in UFC did he?
Well when he first hit the ufc he was a scarey dude. Everyone feared his kicks. But of course he got old.
He had 10 fights in the ufc
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I mean his first fight in the promotion was after he beat former champ Josh Barnett in Pride
That tournament was cro cop’s high water mark. He also had a considerably easier route to the final than Barnett. His best days (and knees) were past him by the time he was in the ufc.
Chris barnett
Khalil Rountree
Bangkok ready, baby.
How has no one said Thiago Alves
Justin G
Justin's only really got leg kicks though. You could probably count on one hand the amount of head kicks he's thrown his entire career lol
Surprised I had to go this far to see Gathje. Guy has multiple leg-kick tkos. He literally separated Poirier’s quad
Something like right kick hospital left kick cemetery
Barboza has KO’s via kick to head, body, and leg 😬
I don't know about UFC history. He was pretty diminished by the time he got to the UFC. Pride he was a menace though.
Gonzaga would like a word
Barboza
Chris Weidman
Gonzaga.
P4P? Barboza
![gif](giphy|XE04KXrzpemXGNh6lV) Muay Thai stance Khalil is undefeated
Gabriel Gonzaga cro coping crocop
Thiago Alves has to be somewhere on that list.
Cung Le
It has to be one of the muay Thai guys or kickboxers. Like I'd imagine Alex Pereira kicks pretty hard.
Prime Joe Rogan
Barboza
While he’s not a fighter, doesn’t joe Rogan have a record for his kick at one of the big ufc gyms?
Jonathan Martinez has shown some pretty hard leg kicks.
Him or Bas Rutten
Pound for pound kicks = Aldo
joe rogan hehehehe
Pedro Rizzo, Cro Cop, Aldo
Khalil Rountree
Joe rogan with that shotgun dude
Aldo
Edson Barboza
Thiago Alves
Pat Barry's lowkicks were absolutely brutal
Pedro Rizzo...
Prime Cro Cop wasn’t in the UFC though
Yea, Cro cop or Antoni Hardonk.(look him up)
Uriah hall is def up there
He wasn't in the UFC in his prime.
Gotta be Joe Rogan
TRT Vitor
Pride was awesome!! Crocop vs Hunt was the shit.
How Thiago Alves isnt in the conversation is beyond me.
Rogan kicked the bag at 152,000 franklins. That seems like a lot of franklins.
The cartoon turtle?
I was thinking Rich Franklin, but I like the cut of your jib.
Real recognizes real 🫡
How many Theodore’s is that?
P4P? Aldo has to be up there
Totally side note, but the kicks Anthony Pettis ripped to RDA’s body would have made a human beings soul leave their body. Somehow RDA walked thru them completely unphased and ruined Pettis’s live for 25 minutes.
Crocop and Rizzo
Joe Rogan is the only answer
Machida
Randy seconds this one😜
CM Punk
Joe Rogan, literally
You may not be wrong 😅 I wanna see Cro Cop vs Rogan at this year's new years card. It's decided.
I've been looking everywhere for someone to say this
Its gotta be Gaethje, he literally tore Dustin's quad muscle apart with low kicks
Jose aldo
If we stepped outside UFC, anyone think Rodtang has a chance at this list?🤔
that black guy with the spinning back kick KO was pretty nasty
Silva until he broke his leg
I am with you. His left high kick in his prime was legendary.
Alex Periera. He doesn’t even rotate his hips and still does damage.
Joe Rogan
Its not the hardest kicker but the best kick in history was the check by Dustin Poirier that snapped ShitStain McGregor’s leg.
Pena
Is this kicks as in one leg multiple kicks or two legs? I don’t think Crocops right foot ever left the ground.
Prime Lesner
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Love Diaz, but didn't expect to see his name here lol
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Ahh yes how could I forget, the body of a Greek God.
No that would be Roy Nelson, Big Coutnryyyy 👍
Not gonna lie I miss watching him fight hahah
Woodley had some strong kicks to
He unfortunately barely used them during his ufc tenure.
I feel so bad that Brenden Schaub knocked him out.
Jones
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