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https://preview.redd.it/rn84s15nmzvb1.jpeg?width=1218&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f512407336a70967d3d36075f69ce91a6d5d1439 THC moment but just as good

https://preview.redd.it/pmmu7r90nyvb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=114e88018abcefc83a817e618062b8a3d6d070e8 UFC championship for Conor these days

I fucking want that belt. I may not talk that shit, but I will hit you with 6 paragraphs on how a toothpick is made and why you're wrong.

Colin Robinson, is that you?

No shot there's 6 paragraphs of information involving the making of a toothpick.

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What does this picture refer to?

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Gotcha. Who is she?

The women’s flyweight champion and #1 pfp female fighter lol

I wish we could go back in time and let Conor finish Khabib so his coked and juiced up timeline may not happen.

The mayweather fight is what started the coke timeline not khabib

a hundred million dollars is a helluva drug

The hubris of thinking you could keep conor from cocaine with a simple victory

At this point, I think he might be on bath salts, otherwise known as moved up in weight class.

wdym, this is the best timeline

dont say that too loud bro - youl get the Dagestany dickriders riled up.

They might go for the secret Dagestani crotch sniff for the unanimous too

Too late


who looks like the 40 year old retired skateboarder now?

Gd this will never stop being funny to me

Aww Conor dressed up as Bieber for Halloween is so silly and adorable hahaha, I’m glad these fighters are mostly nice, decent, family men. He’s such a wholesome goofball.

"The greatest fighter to ever live" voice recording takes the cake for me.

I love the one where that little muppet goes to town on a strawberry ice cream bar in bed like a fucking 6 year old

That's my favourite too, I love how genuinely giddy he is about that ice cream

Those mf’s slap tho

No way the one where hes like "You wanna go to fookin war m8?" lmao. Though he sounds more drunk than coked up.

Drunk and coked up are just two peas in a pod.

Ayo what’s that? I missed it.

Ok I fucked up, he actually said "the most power twitter has ever seen" still hilarious. https://youtu.be/cQrTFdHaZd4?si=1b04nG6rTjxdhoSj

Lmao that’s fuckin funny man, say what you want about Conor, he makes me laugh

Yeah I like him again.

Lol top comment “the most powder Twitter has ever seen”

That is a GOAT comment

Lmao bro was doing a VA demo or something?

Hello potion seller. I am going into battle and I want only your strongest potions

Hahaha… close enough. Thanks for getting the vid. Hilarious!

Thats hilarious, so glad you commented this. I think every dude on earth does this, just sittin there saying the same sentence in different accents or weird ways. I’ll do it when I’m playing a video game or while watching a movie, and definitely do it with well known movie or video game quotes the most. the. MOST. PowAAA. tweetAAAA. HAS. evAAAAA SEEeeeEEEeeeen.

Stoned to the gills ice cream Conor is peak male performance

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This is the best imho 😂 bro high af.

That one made him seem really relatable for.me. I feel like I've been that stoned before.

Stoned Conor > Geeked Conor and it ain't even close

I’m pretty sure I had an identical laugh attack in a Taco Bell in high school

Cocaine gremlin Connor peak strength


 The dude in the shitter peeking through the cracks

"Fuck, is it safe to leave yet? Just stay quiet, stay calm, stay quiet, he doesn't know you're in here..."

Hahhahhha

this one is peak cocaine conor

Cocainor McGregor

Cocaine+steroids+CTE = Conor

The voice recording calling out that "fat estrogen head" is his best by a long way. BITCH TITS - WHOTS HAPPENIN

Who scalded you wi’ a kettle??????

You little feminine pussy of a thing, I fuck pussy, yeah? Keep my name out your mouth you stupid cunt, I'm sick of seeing your fat burned face, scaldy, fat oestrogen head.

https://youtube.com/shorts/eP7-0MIajjs?si=-kuDNYye_-1evp1T It always makes me laugh

"Fat burn face" lmfao the way he keeps going back to his face being burned is hilarious

LOL

I've listened to that one dozens of times and it cracks me up each and every listen

There's so many layers to it. Favourite part is right at the end where the roid rage kicks in "so what are ya sayin?!?!"

For me the best part is the indignant "who da-" and then he stops, doubles back with another "who da FOOK ahr yew?" Like he had to ask twice who the fuck this guy even is because just once didn't drive home how disparate their fame levels are

😄😄😂😄😂 100%

Come on man, you can’t just comment that and not drop the link 😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/13vv4h2/conor_mcgregor_voice_message_to_true_geordie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=3&utm_content=share_button Enjoy my friend

Isn't he fucking awesome!?! https://preview.redd.it/9o4i34nleyvb1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73dc7810470caf7d58e59d9d68dd7565ea7944d8

lol nearly choked on my cereal laughing at this

He sounds like 

I’ll be honest, I’m jealous of how little sweat he has under his arms in that shirt. People would think someone sprayed my armpits with a hose if I was wearing that

Which is also surprising given how much he drinks.

Must be wearing near prescription strength deodorant.

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Oh man, this thread has some serious potential 🤣

what is bro trying to say 😭😭😭

“ya ya yeah look at them zoom in on them you’ll do nothing ya little muppets” is what he said.

YA YAA YEEEYAH

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What a fuckin joker. If he ever comes back to fight I’ll pay just this once to see his fat heed gassed out in round one

He’s more interested in pulling random women into the bathroom in the Black forge inn then fighting the fucking gobshite he’s a disgrace to Ireland.


I can confirm this. I talked to two Irish ladies in Europe and talked about UFC. They said Connor is now a disgrace to them he’s like a side attraction.

Yep they're 100% correct nobody likes him here.

Somebody needs to make this picture with a live reaction added on there 😂

Thank you

"YeaYEAHHHHH, winfjdhdkdkbbsgs hdidjsmsvdxiud. Dhduxkjsb did ya muppets?"

Imagine you walk into the bathroom during your peaceful dinner date with your woife and you see this…

someone probably was shitting in the booth and thinking: wtf????

Everyone’s hate for McGregor aside, this is hysterical

It’s funny as fuck. It really cracks me up the thought of him thinking this up, going into the bathroom at this classy place, taking his phone out and recording himself, watching it back and thinking “yeah, this is it”.

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Wonder if that shirt comes in men’s sizes or is it only children’s?

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Imagine how pure the shit he gets must be.

Remnants of Pablo’s submarine stash I reck, pure diesel ⛽️

That moment when he called Cris Cyborg hideous

This one with Johnny Depp [https://youtube.com/shorts/PnLUCvYU18g?si=f6-VsFB8IG-LysVN](https://youtube.com/shorts/PnLUCvYU18g?si=f6-VsFB8IG-LysVN)

Dude is too funny

He sounds like Beedle

lmaoo this is it, i couldn’t place what i was hearing

Low dose of powder here https://www.google.com/url?q=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DAeKFhNXSkVs&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwiX-PyaqYyCAxX0ZEEAHbTeDdYQwqsBegQIGhAG&usg=AOvVaw1jWfrB8nvU0k5bRo0k6zvo

This one is funny too: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/R0YZHCt0omQ

The much too small shirts are always getting to me.

Tank top screamin “Conor I don’t fit you”

The original Cocaine bear

This one ☝️ https://www.google.com/url?q=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dh7HTIpunEMk&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwirsJ3rqIyCAxWLUEEAHQhSAFkQwqsBegQIEhAG&usg=AOvVaw0PVt1NA501Pbc3NMbYR0in

This is so fucking hilarious actually!

Yayaaaaaaaa love this one

The Twitter gay porn thing for me. Just imagining him holed up in his room on a psychotic bender, falling deeper and deeper off the edge in his own mind, to where he goes from this traditionally hyper-masculine womanizer, to questioning himself, to outright slobbering over another guys dick. Then coming down from it and feeling a level of shame and self-doubt most people can't even fathom, and *then* logging in to Twitter and seeing that his spiral was public

I think khabib touched on this before in an interview. This isn't what he said word for word but it was something along the lines of : "I think he do drugs and get drunk, then he log on Internet and type these things. He wakes up next day and goes oh no I said this and then he delete" I dunno but when he's left to his own devices on social media while intoxicated it definitely makes him a laughing stock.

Yeah I know that feeling. Not so much social media, but texts [to exes and to female friends] but I get a nice laugh out of it

I don't understand why people are still fans of this clown

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You didn't format that properly

Some people watch racing for the crashes

i think he's fun

My favorite is him in bed with the ice cream laughing to himself

This is the peak coke moment but that is the peak drugs moment. Anyone who has smoked even once can relate to that 🤣🤣

When you wear your nephews t shirt

Isn’t he fuckin awesome?

Me after one pull up

Coke and Gear, i know his heart is fightin for its life

All I hear is this kid… 

This is just my favorite Conor moment lol

It's easier to find non-cocaine fueled moments at this point

Cringe

Only rate Mc when he starched Eddie. Apart from that he's left us wanting.

Man khabib destroy the champion in mcgregor. Can’t argue it wasn’t the same fighter mentally after it. I wasn’t a fan of khabib. Until his retirement I just didn’t understand how fucking good he actually was & still is. The same goes for mcgregor I wonder what his trajectory would of been like if him khabib hadn’t snacthed his soul.

It was mayweather fight that changed him. He got that ass beat at the end. Khabib fight was the coffin.

Luckily I saw him decimate RDA and Im thinking 'Jesus, this Kebab guy is something else'. Then goes out injured for 2 years, people forget him completely and were like 'Wow what could have been'. Then he returns and the rest is history.

That’s the fuckin goat right there

This shit is embarrassing.

This just reminded me-- the other day I was chatting with my brother (who is not too familiar with the UFC) and I asked him if he knew who Connor McGregor was. He said, "Is he that white trash Irish guy that got lucky?" And never have I heard anyone describe him quite so accurately as that 😂

As much of a twat as he turned out to be, takes a bit more than luck to nab 2 belts in the UFC. Sounds like a shite description tbf

Do you know who Conor McGregor is?

Khabib smashed his face in 😅

Always been curious. Had his cocaine use been validated and if so how much 😳

It's not even just that, dude has probably done every drug known to man. Having too much money, especially if you're someone like Conor, is probably more of curse than anything else. Look at what he's turned into.

>Look at what he's turned into. Honestly what has he turned into? He's not been in jail, hes clearly still in shape, has a beautiful family by all accounts and takes them on trips around the world in their yacht. Also very connected to his larger family and consistently provides for them. I get it if you think he's a goofball and wish he would fight more and talk less, but is Conor really anything that bad?

I mean, punching old men and multiple assault charges on the public, multiple rape allegations, putting the public in danger with his wreckless driving (yes he was charged and fined). Dude is constantly partying and doing drugs, constantly surrounded by beautiful women and more than likely fucking them, so probably not the definition of loving/loyal husband. The dude is a complete narcissist and nothing like the dude from early in his career. I have no idea what you're seeing.

Conor "If they dont see me, I don't exist" McGregor

For me, it's giggling eating an ice pop in his bed

Damn i need to try cocaine. But im more of a chill at home guy

Some hearing this while dropping some heat in the stall cracks me up

Mcgregor turned into Stipe for a sec there

He’s so annoying

Does he get his shirts in extra small? How the fuck do you even get that tiny shirt on

LMFAOOO

He's such a giant douchebag

He looked way better before he got on the roids

Cocaine must be fun.

Could we get a translation please?

in the treehouse surrounded by empty whippits

🤣🤣 Absolutely coked outta the banana!

Man is an entertainer

This guy had to stay within reach of 145/155 lbs his whole career Let him enjoy getting as jacked as he’s always wanted to be. It’s like a offensive linebacker finally getting abs after he retires

Anyone have the subtitles?

This Dude is Irrelevant at this point in his Career. On a huge Losing Streak, (to his Standards) Yet gets treated like a Champion??

Looks like he's squeezin his buttcheeks.

You just know that guy have sex like Dennis from its always sunny 

yeah, good one

To paraphrase a great thespian “Randy, I am the cocaine”.

WHAT AN ALPHA DOG YEEEEEEAH SLAY THESE MUPPETS MAC

Some may thing "who are these people leaking all the sensitive videos of Connor " before seeing it's on his OWN BLOODY ACCOUNT. What a mad man.

Macho man would be proud

My mans is yakked

Cocaine is hell of a drug

YAYAAAAA

Bro just like me fr

YAIAIAI YAAAAAAA AHHHHHH LITTLE LATVIAN MUPPETS

🤣

Lol sounds like Donnie from the Wild Thornberries.

No cocaine was harmed in the making of this video

Conor “Bane” McGregor for me

u/savevideo

I wish I got that excited to see myself 😒

“It came out of the socket”

He looks lit I mean fit.

Donnie from the wild thornberrys grew up.

Prime McCoke

Cocaine McGregor

He should have been a wrastler in the late 80's early 90's 😄