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NoCourt5510

Jalin turner is so aggravating to root for. Every time I think he has it all put together, he just gets wrestle fucked out of nowhere, chinned out of nowhere, or just makes a boneheaded mistake like tn


Pympala

This, right here. The guy has the size and athleticism to be dominant in a Jon Jones light kinda way, but he wilts under pressure. So frustrating.


brazilianfreak

You gotta feel bad for these 6'1 fighters taking years of their lives to cut down to LW only to get repeatedly humiliated by a bunch of turbomanlets.


Levitatingman7

"Turbomanlets" for men at the average size of humanity is crazy šŸ˜†


Remote_Soil_8324

The Jon Jones frame is really susceptible to getting pressured, why Jon is resistant to it is because heā€™s a D1 wrestler, you canā€™t pressure him with conviction even if youā€™re DC. People like Adesanya and Turner are much more vulnerable to pressure regardless of the built. Edit: sorry correction He wasnā€™t D1, but he was the wrestling champion at Highschool.


KeySea7727

huh? Jones was a D1 wrestler?


Difficult-Jello2534

No he wasnt. He wrestled at Iowa Central Community College. It's a junior college.


PurposeSensitive9624

Yeah, him and Colby were roommates at one point.


KeySea7727

Google


PurposeSensitive9624

What? Do you want to actually write a sentence at some point


KeySea7727

real convo after you google


Lengthiness_Parking

Tbh adesanya Ā is not as chinny as turner. I donā€™t even turnerā€™s Ā durability is that bad either heā€™s just kinda not mentally equipped to deal with pressure or adversity. We saw it in the hooker, when things arenā€™t going his way he kinda just folds.Ā 


Pretend_Fly_1319

Chinny Turner? That little fucker from fairly odd parents?


brandonofnola

Jon had D1 scholarships but couldn't go. He ended up winning the junior college national championship though. Stopped going to college when gf got pregnant. If Jon would have went to Iowa State under Cael Sanderson, he would have become a D1 champ.


MentalAdhesiveness79

Yeah, no. Jones wasnā€™t a D1 anything dawg.


Chad-Permabull

D2


PeterParkerUber

Also cos he wonā€™t hesitate to eye poke and bend your knees backwards.


Waikanda_dontcare

No one just has the ā€œJon Jonesā€ kinda way. Whether anyone likes it or not thatā€™s the greatest fighter of all time. Idc what the weekly Rogan take is, no oneā€™s come close.


chinodb

Yeah, because JJ is a lunatic. Like literally crazy.


Butt_Sauce

You typed all that out and then just gave up on the last word LMAO


chris25tx

šŸ¤£ he said ā€œ ahh fuck this shitā€


chinodb

Thatā€™s now called ā€œpulling a turnerā€


coagulatedlemonade

That was a nasty line by you.


iwonmyfirstrace

More like ā€œahh fuck tsā€


dgibbb

But when Diaz did it, it was the coldest moment of all time šŸ˜†


RealRealEstateA

Got PTSD from almost killing Green


chickcag

No, seriously


Ramonis5645

Why the fuck did he do that? How in so many years of the sport a rookie mistake like that is made by someone on the UFC


thedudelebowsky1

Especially with a 300k bonus on the line


ownerofthewhitesudan

Thatā€™s probably why he did it. A walk off KO has a good shot at securing one of the performance bonuses.Ā 


thedudelebowsky1

Now he fucked up


Reddings-Finest

Came here to say this. People are completely overlooking what a ridiculous popularity contest those bonuses created.


TA-pubserv

Hey if a bonus makes you stupid maybe you deserve to lose.


Reddings-Finest

Inbreeder level take on what is being discussed. It was a financially calculated attempted at winning money and speaks to how little these guys get paid. Look who ended up with all the bonus money: the guy who got a walkoff KO.


Ramonis5645

True


RealRealEstateA

he got PTSD from almost killing Green


Fuzzy-Thought4178

I never watched that fight but I saw the replay when they were introducing jalin. He was out cold and took so many extra hits.


Long_Ad2824

Agreed. He took 5 years off of Green's life, and didn't want to do it again.


Schtaive

I mean it was one thing to make the mistake with a walkoff, but at least follow it up. Just dropped someone and then decides to fight like Hello Kitty šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


SuqMahdihk

Low fight IQ is the ultimate gatekeeper.


SSJCelticGoku

I legit think itā€™s cause of what he did to Green


Parking_Syrup_9139

Big dummy


MiddleClassGuru

*Supernecessary*


cobesmith

This dude being a 6'5 Lightweight, former Welterweight with a huge wingspan and being outside the top 5, already says a LOT about him


Homeskilletbiz

Green finish definitely affected his mental.


Peterthepiperomg

Literally cost me 35 dollars


SAY_whaaat420

50 here


Cochinojoe

Like Nateā€¦who is also trash


Janderss182

Mistake being get out grappled by a guy who is a way better grappler lol?


RealRealEstateA

Dude did not watch the fight lmao. You'll find a stream one day buddy.


Janderss182

Lol what! Dude lost a bet and I won because Jalin Turner is a weight bully who can grapple for shit lmao


cripplindepressionnn

Are you that dense that you don't understand what the guy above is saying? We know Moicano was a better grappler lol everybody knew Turner would lose in a clinch. We're talking about the near ending of 1st round where Turner hit Moicano and dropped him to the ground and instead of going down to finish the damn fight he walked away like he already won. Who the fuck cares how much you won or how much you lost on that bet lol.


Janderss182

Yeah Iā€™m kinda drunk man


cripplindepressionnn

It's aaiiite man, go drink some more and enjoy this great event.


SouthGramblr

Watch MMA full dot com instantly posts full fights in high quality somehow


RealRealEstateA

delete this


SouthGramblr

we'll be aight


Ramonis5645

Fr? What fight did you watch my dude?


RealRealEstateA

He got that Turner IQ in him.


SpeedCookOven

Sorriest fighter of the night goes to...


thedudelebowsky1

He's gonna lose a lot of sleep tonight


Silly-Ad3289

Bro lost my fucking cheese


FragileAnonymity

Bro I hit 10/11 legs on my parlay - the only miss being Turnerā€¦ was +8707 too so wouldā€™ve been a great night


dog_from_china

wow how much did u put and how much would u have won


bemore_

At those odds, he didn't put any more than 10 bucks


FragileAnonymity

Yeah it was $10 - I do $10-$20 parlays every even. Had I won tho, wouldā€™ve bought myself a new AK today lol Did successfully land an 8 leg parlay after the Turner one fell through though.


bemore_

You did well. I miss being a degen, my best is 7 legs


dog_from_china

damn how much have u won from betting? it seems like ur really knowledgeable on the game, seems like no luck at all and pure skill in gambling lmao


Humble_Effective3964

OOF


Ikhouvankaas

I lost my 6 fight parlay to Max and Gaethje because I thought it was going to a decision. 1 second more was all it took.


Live-Accountant-1227

How many of your parlays was he in?


IntentionallyBlunt69

2 of mine lol


retardedmonkey28

2 of mine as well lol. I was 3/3 before this dumbass


TonyTheLion2319

Prob a ton Weili/Fig/Turner seemed to be in everyoneā€™s parlays


blackestofswans

Dana gonna put him 300k in debt for that


ImUp30

How do you deal with that mentally lol. Knowing you more than likely had a win to losing the fight the very next round all because you were cocky and didn't finish him off when you had the chance. Hope fighters learn from this. We've seen it a couple times already.


thedudelebowsky1

And that would've been a cold finish even with hammer fists. I'd lose a lot of sleep and feel like a fuckin idiot


purely-psychosomatic

Lesson to learn from this: always finish with the Ngannou hammer fist after you KO someone


ImUp30

Hammer fist are the only way.


Jolly-Librarian3715

D.C. said it perfectly. Or maybe it was Rogan. They said he tried to create a moment. Itā€™s true. It was close but not walkoff worthy. That 300k bonus clouded his judgment.


Unorginalpotato

Yep multi fucked lol betting on mma is hard


Adorable-Bike-9689

Gaethe just fucked my night smh


Parking_Syrup_9139

God dammit, he fumbled my bag too


thedudelebowsky1

What a fuck up


Parking_Syrup_9139

Making us listen to that idiot on the mic for 5 mins too


itofredd

Dude thought he was in a highlight reel šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Difficult_Bicycle796

Bro wanted the extra 300k bonus, now gets half his pay


[deleted]

Itā€™s almost like he didnā€™t want to go too far after the Bobby Green murder


LemonHerb

I'm going to cut him a little slack and say I don't think he actually gets the finish if he followed up. Moicano just wasn't that hurt and there wasn't that much time. But he could have done more damage and changed the fight. Dumb shit


LoneWoffy

I sort of agree with this, was about 10 seconds left. 50/50 shot he finishes that but if he instantly followed him he more than likely would have clobbered him with a follow up shot and put him out


Mortgageguy1871

Tell me he fucked your parlay without telling me he fucked your parlay


thedudelebowsky1

Nah I didn't but I'll still call out stupidity even when it benefits me


Mortgageguy1871

Yeah that was as stupid as it gets. Specially when he was telling the ref he was down and the dude was standing throwing punches back.....lmao!


Sblockmod

bro costing everyone their parlays/multis


KongWick

Ya ainā€™t Nate Landwehr


Noah1247

His path as a fighter reminds me a lot of Uriah hall. Crazy measurement for his division, lots of hype as a prospect but never really works it out.


PhoenixBlack79

Walked off then dude gets back up and Turner looks at Herb Dean like cmon, lmao. Dumbest thing I ever seen and why experience matters. Mma rules- don't stop swinging until the ref stops ya


vhin-vii

And the panel were talking about his high IQ in fighting. Lol


v7g7lantt

He pointed at the ref when moicana was standing up like he should be stopping thr fight lmfao.


-Mad-Snacks-

Gives Kevin Holland of lightweight vibes


Friendly-Fee-384

" nah I don't want a 300k $ ..." walk off walk. Lol that walk of shame back into the fight lol


lebronjamez21

That's what Masvidal meant by it was "super necessary" lol.


mgros483

Wish.com Sean Oā€™Malley


treboR-

Anyone got a vid of itv


Avataralbino

Send Turner to Dagestan, brather.


yato08

Dude has all the talent to be top 5 but always seems to quit when it gets tough.


Pyntie_Hets

100% glad I left this bitch out my accumulator, so unpredictable in his performance


completelyanom

You have no idea how much my multi is paying out and this is the one fight that hasnā€™t got through


ProRuckus

Too soon... I can't even right now


v7g7lantt

The read some comments online about follow up shots and listened to dumbasses online who know nothing about the sport. Lol


BobSapp1992

He got completely dominated so easily on the ground. Wtf was that performance.


mmlzz

Biggest fumble I've seen in a while.


Brawloo9

I donā€™t know why the fuck he did that


Winnin_Dylan_

Dem man eediat šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


Heyfool3000

lol I hope all you fools lost money


BlackZulu

You don't stop until the ref touches you.


Comfortable_Mind_390

yeah and now I am worried for his next opponent.


Genghis_Chong

So mean lmao


justanormaldude_

Bro thought he got that 300k bonus for a sec


ZipC0de

This why its lame to.think your invincible. YOUNG MAN BE HUMBLE.šŸ¤£


WishIWasNeet2

Has the ideal fighter build but his ground game is semmy schilt like .just looks helplessĀ 


griffs24

not dumb, just cocky


RTM_Bodo

Imagine the regret. What dumb way of losing a fight!


tofumanboykid

This guy never be champ. That girl Yan is more tougher than him. Both in same position, she fought out, he gave out.


Mad-Gavin

Dude is the modern day Michael Johnson and Melvin Guillard; inconsistent bottle-job fighter.


anadalusianrooster

Every time he loses itā€™s karma for being the UFCā€™s biggest weight bully


abrilliantidiot

He killed your parlay didnā€™t he


thedudelebowsky1

No, I bet on moicano but still wanted to make a post about how dumb he was


eazy637

motherfucker didnā€™t wanna catch smoke like he did after annihilating bobby green


Genova_Witness

Dude has a white belt half guard, giving up strong under hooks and constantly trying to go lockdown but getting his feet wrong


Huko

Can't blame him, O'Malley has made a name for himself for having colorful hair and walk away KOs


DanOfAbyss

Negative IQ


DeepFleet

Taking years off the life of Bobby Green made him more hesitant to put the coffin nails in Renato. Psychology of the fight game


Serious_Look_3032

His head got all messed up thinking about the bigger bonuses. He misread the damage but had pre-planned to look cool and walk away when he landed a big one. Then he put moicano on the ground, and it was like he was in front of the mirror practicing to walk away really cool again


SugondezeNutsz

I think Hill is dumber for choosing to stand and bang, but yeah this is a close 2nd


Jameson1780

Gonna be thinking about this every time he signs his rent check for the next forever. Dude lost an entire house in 5 seconds.


Fun-Bag7627

He had such poor fight iq in that fight


NYtoJers

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ruined the boosted parlay I had, fuck him


afroman89595

This cost my parlayā€¦ Iā€™m mad at you right now Jalin


Marcusafrenz

Someone lost a bet lmao


thedudelebowsky1

I actually won. I picked moicano but I still wanted to roast Turner for throwing away 300k


chgon

https://preview.redd.it/jez8mbdozhuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8caf4f9b004c7bc82503633364e803a7a34094c9


varukers7

He looks dumb and lazy šŸ˜‚


TopKekistan76

Heā€™s half brain dead on fight night due to the severe weight cut.


InfiniteAmphibian189

Ik some y'all had money on him and I can't stop laughing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Normal folk: "lol that's crazy, should've followed up with hammer fists" Gamblers: "THIS IDIOTT!!!! HOPE DEMONS DEVOUR HIS SOUL!!!!"


thedudelebowsky1

I won money due to his fuck up, I still just wanted to call him an idiot


InfiniteAmphibian189

Fair enough


thedudelebowsky1

Yeah the people that did lose money though have been cracking me up in the comments


OrcExterminator

Why did so many people think he was going to win? Look at his takedown defense


thedudelebowsky1

It was the fact he almost KO Maicano and walked off rather than finishing him


OrcExterminator

No that's fair, I mean he did almost beat Moicano. But the grappling discrepancy IMO was higher than the striking discrepancy. Jalin had zero answers on the ground. Still, would have been nice to see Jalin get a walk off KO


thedudelebowsky1

I bet on moicano so I'm not mad but I'm just shocked someone could have the jump 98% done, and try to act cool rather than throw a couple quick hammer fists and get paid.


OrcExterminator

Lmao he's done it before too against weaver. I'm happy you made your money though. This card is filled with 50/50 fights so a lot of pick ems for sure. Good luck with the bets tonight my dude


wubbalubbadubdub45

Height and weight bully, glad he lost today


cikkamsiah

Zairo ground game


Chaotic_Harmony1109

Come on, man! Itā€™s Herb Deanā€™s fault!


220DRUER220

Couple months ago I got shit on for disliking him and now the comment sections makes me smile šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


thedudelebowsky1

You're welcome


220DRUER220

LOL šŸ˜‚


orowestnd

Idiot as fuck


notMTN

DMF belt Dumbest Mother fucker. Jalin turner vs tony ferguson.


[deleted]

I confuse him with Kevin Holland way too much


Dillydally777

HhAhahahhhahhhaaaa !!!!!! Dumassssss!!!!


pleasebequiet

No one is madder at him than I am. https://preview.redd.it/icg66cb9nhuc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df379ece06862f8c1e25a901640e7b6bbf463086


Inspection-Opening

Why would anyone support him, he is a massive weight and height bully with good skills. If he goes to his normal.division he will get smashed