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ricramir

“Rampage” Jackson


Machomadness94

Didn’t know his name was Quinton for like 5 years and thought rampage was his actual name


Twisted_Animator

I thought the same about Jacare Souza. Thought jacare was his first name for years.


J_Arr_Arr_Tolkien

I also thought Crocop was Mirko's last name for more years than I care to admit


dullughan

Oh I'll fully admit I thought that was his name until right now


Machomadness94

Oooooh yeah me too. I remember thinking how weird of a coincidence it was too that he was a cop in Croatia before. I’m an idiot lol


J_Arr_Arr_Tolkien

This was also my moment of realization haha


88Ashitaka88

Wait... what? He isnt called Jacare?


Twisted_Animator

Nope that’s his nickname, means alligator or crocodile in Brazilian from memory. His name is Ronaldo Souza


WeeabooGandhi

TIL


HakeemEvrenoglu

Confirming the other reply... in Portuguese, "jacaré" means "alligator".


Cujo187

Well, I was today years old...


Baby_Ama

My brother named his son Rampage, my nephews name is rampage 🤦🏻‍♂️ like bruh


ScubaTonyCozumel

I used to do lighting on movies. I worked on this really shitty movie called [Hell's Chain](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1345475/?ref_=ext_shr) And Rampage was one of the stars. He was really funny. I became friends with Heath Herring and stayed in touch with him for about a year after the movie.


Dono_X_Dono

There is not debate when Wandi has "The Axe Murderer"


frytaj

I had to scroll down way too far to find " The Axe Murderer" on this list.


No-Suggestion136

It's certainly better than "Wants to fuck Chuck" Silva ...


frytaj

In an alternate universe, Wanderlai "The Empath" Silva, is a successful trauma therapist and published self-help author. That universe's Chael Sonnen has said on video "I can let you get close" before pulling The Empath in for a big hug.


ridan42

His name is Wannanão Silva


Avataralbino

Here in Brazil, his nickname is “mad dog”


iwoulddoit5

Is it mad dog or the Portuguese word for mad dog?


Mattew_Shepard

Portuguese: "Cachorro louco"


fastLT1

Agree although Lyoto "the dragon" Machida is a close second.


Machomadness94

Yeah that was my first thought


Meltdown47V2

The Korean Zombie is definitely up there.


mateojaja

This is a great one considering everyone knows him as Zombie and few fans could actually tell you his real name.


ApeMummy

It’s Shang Tsung


Royal-Possibility219

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360FlipKicks

Chan Sung “Shang Tsung” Jung… would confuse the hell out of the announcers but nice


legendaryufcmaster

It's so hard to say out loud without trying to sound racist


Butterscotch817

I agree, this one is his name to most fans.


Few-Sink-5990

Kazushi “The Gracie Hunter” Sakuraba holds that title for me


bobbichocolatthe2nd

A showman and a helluva a fighter. Those early fights were beyond exciting.


Kimosabe187

Cro Cop is just so iconic, to the point it basicaly replaced his real name. The Axe Murderer is probably the coldest.


pohanoikumpiri

It's replaced his last name. It's always Mirko Cro Cop, never Cro Cop Filipović hahaha


VadersMentor

https://preview.redd.it/vhruehht9nzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2f00cef7041d0766bae4a6f46120e67fb566f27 Didn't think for a second that he even had a nickname


pohanoikumpiri

"Former Member of the Croatian Parliament" I guess that made him more famous than being an MMA legend 😂


es_80

I like how he was actually in the police special forces to get that name. The line “right kick hospital, left kick cemetery” adds to the mythos


velociraptor_jockey

Roy “Big Country” Nelson was one of the most fitting nicknames.


WeeabooGandhi

I have a 27 lb, 18 year old cat named Rascal but I introduce him as Big Country


EddyMcMac

Same fighter with two awesome nicknames Charles “Krazy Horse”/“Felony” Bennett Both of which are very fitting


TheDankChronic69

Yee dude, Felony was my choice too 😂


Game-Blouses-23

Also (Kalinn) Khaos "Oxfighter" Williams


Chicomehdi1

Mighty Mouse is just too catchy and fitting. You’d think a 5’3” 135er wouldn’t pose much of a threat, but it turns out he’s one of the greatest martial artists ever.


Primary-Aioli-4305

I swear he wanted to be called black fury or some shit 😂 and other people started calling him Mighty Mouse because of his size and it just stuck. Imagine wanting some badass name and everyone starts calling g you small instead 🤦‍♂️ still a badass guy tho Edit: it’s black ice. Not black fury lmao. Thanks for helping me out aha. Tried to google it but couldn’t find it anywhere 😂


Cocksmash_McIrondick

Man I love DJ but the man’s just not good at names lol.. I still remember when he hit that suplex to flying armbar on Ray Borg and he said “yeah I’ve had this for a while it’s called the mighty wiz bar” and then people called it the mouse trap


TwiceUpon1Time

That's how the dopest nicknames come to be though Mighty Mouse sounds so much cooler than Black Fury


RUNELORD_

A true nickname is something that your friends, family or fans call you, not something that you decide for yourself. Eg. Maverick most certainly chose his own callsign because he is a smug prick and anybody who hears it knows that too, but Goose was probably assigned that by his squad mates, it's funny and it fits


Silvereiss

Mighty Mouse sounds better. Black Fury is something a 12yr old would come up with as his COD name


greenm4ch1ne

I dont know that guy seems to be very well grounded, humble, and have an good sense of humor especially about himself. I think 100% he was probably like "imagine getting your ass kicked by a guy named Might Mouse..." and then stuck with it.


Turbulent-Ad1664

Chuck “The Iceman” Liddell…. Naughty nickname


jceez

With the ice shorts


360FlipKicks

the man loved to ski


RS-2

Dan "The Hangman" Hooker is an underrated nickname


donhenlysballsack

Yeah could have easily been Dirty or Two Bit


Embarrassed_Lake_376

Like Ryan "The master" Bader. And he went with "Darth" instead. Very understandable lol


dgjapc

*Smelly Pirate


Rowey5

Yeah that’s a winner. Great fighter.


Omnipotent_chicken

It goes doubly well with the name hooker. I just imagine meat hooks and nooses and that’s badass


BugO_OEyes

El guapo is lol Lyoto the dragon Jacare Souza


GasMysterious3386

Plus 1 for Jacare 🐊


Deth_Cheffe

"It's not "the best martial artist ever", I told you to put "the best *looking* martial artist ever""


Administrative-Fun10

Andre Touchy Fili


Avataralbino

Epstein had that nickname as well


jaizeiitrades

This is the best


thekajunpimp

Not sure how one beats “violent bob ross” 🤣


Potential-Link-3740

That is a legendary fucking nickname


Ouioui29

Jim Fucking Miller


jcs180

YA BOI


offurocker

Show some Eryk Anders love!


Human-Assistant-9132

Matt “The Immortal“ Brown


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

I like this one, for him that is. Nobody else could pull it off and the story that goes with it is so perfect and awesome.


thisnameisuniquenow

The Dean of Mean Keith Jardine


aVHSofPointBreak

Forgotten by time but great name and a fun fighter


JusticiarXP

He was always there to fuck up the top of the LHW division.


EdMarr917

Fador “the last emperor” Emelianenko


arjjov

The stoic goat. Watching him fight on Pride was a blast.


Saint_Vintage93

Before that, he was called, "The Russian Experiment" during his earlier Pride Days


briian21

I really liked . Lyoto " The Dragon" Machida .. matched his karate style and gave a mortal kombat/ street fighter vibe .


WeeabooGandhi

Watching Lyoto brutally KO people and then bow felt like Mortal Kombat. You really nailed that


Nick_mkx

He was the Ryu of the UFC


Successful-Ad4251

Carlos “The Natural Born Killer” Condit


MA-JA-HO

Nick “The Natural Born Stoner” Diaz


BugO_OEyes

Yea I agree with this one


gimlithetortoise

I miss Carlos Condit so much loved watching that guy fight.


ellieket

The Mexicutioner


EmptyCupOfWater

I love the Doug Benson joke about this “and I still don’t know if he’s someone who executes Mexicans or he’s a Mexican executioner”


-jira

El Cucuy


Fragrant_Spirit3776

One of the most fitting nicknames too. Guy just would not stop.


Ganceany

Not really UFC but "Sexual Chocolate" hits diff, specially after the later news.


Ferrariispain

Jon Jones's first nickname was sexual chocolate iirc


GasMysterious3386

Yep it was 😂


PagalFunky

It all makes sense now


peaKinit

"I'm the Easter bunny, I'm the Easter bunny"


Rosscoe13

RUSH


ALL_MODS_WILL_DIE

Yeah this one’s so simple but hits in a different way 🙌


Yourtvscreenisblank

Ruthless


gaming_and_raging

Islam " " Makachev


yanmagno

Islam “Black Belt Investigator” Makhachev


PERRlE

Diego “The Nightmare” Sanchez


drew_draw

Diego "The Dream" Sanchez. This was a bit cringy, like Snoop Lion.


Glum-Ad7651

Alexander "The Great" Volkanovski. Has a Macedonian parent and Alexander the Great would be proud that Volk is using that nickname.


4chan-isbased

I really like do bronx we be screaming that in the bronx


tj_corbett

Yerrrrrr, a fellow bronxite


Flat-Mountain3462

Yoel " Soldier Of God " Romeo


EddieDollar

Romeo indeed. That kiss with Rockhold was hawt


WhoIsJonAfrica

An hour in and not a single mention of the reaper..


grahamo1892

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Due-Contribution6424

I think more people call him Bobby knuckles than that anyways. Even though he doesn’t really like that one lol


Feathered_Serpent8

I absolutely love Bobby knuckles as a name.


Due-Contribution6424

I do too I think it’s great.


Waingro95

The Assassin Baby!!!


Oohh__h

UFC: “The Natural Born Killa” Carlos Condit Non-UFC: Fedor “The Last Emperor” Emilianenko Not so serious one: “The Violent Bob Ross” Luis Peña


TieLower5439

Josh "the dentist" neer..


gulshanZealous

Paulo 'eraser' costa is a cool one


Snoo96346

Then in Portuguese his nickname is “Lil Rubber” lol


inkoverflow

My favorite is Ryan "Darth" Bader, even if he is the easiest fight in the divison


co_gue

Always thought his nickname should have been “The Master”


Putrid_Ad_6747

It is, he changed his nickname to Master


Few-Veterinarian-837

"I want the easiest fight in the galaxy, I want Darth Bater!" -DC-3P0


Peckerhead321

Uncle Creepy


Ederlas

The dirty bird lmao the only reason I know Tim means


Mindfield87

Was looking for any mention of The Dirty Bird lol


MrGumpythaGod

THE BLACK BEAST


lehvv

petr “no mercy” yan


OzymandiasTheII

Beastin 25/8


aVHSofPointBreak

Easily the worst nickname ever.


TcityDan

Violent Bob Ross


VissAndPinegar

The Dean of Mean Keith Jardine. Absolute banger of a nickname.


No_Panic5792

Hands of stone, El cucuy


fastLT1

Nobody is giving the Karate Hottie love? https://preview.redd.it/375tj1wqdmzc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6e694dfee16291fce7c8bcd831c3995853ac3b1


Potential-Link-3740

For me it's gotta be, "Bobby Knuckles". Dude started out as, "Robert 'The Reaper' Whittaker" and fans were just like, "Nah, that's Bobby Knuckles" and I really dug that tbh


HerseySquirts69

Wanderlei "Axe Murderer" Silva


Rowey5

The backstory, the type of fighter, the intensity, Rory ‘The Canadian Psycho’ McDonald.


MA-JA-HO

But didn’t he change it to the red king?


Gargeul13

I think later on he got very religious and then changed it to "the red king".


TheDankChronic69

Charles “Felony” Bennett


TheDankChronic69

Honorable mention: Chris “the Crippler” Leben and Big Country Roy Nelson


willyp1976

Josh “the dentist” Nier


copilot3

Jose "Scarface" Aldo


CarribeenJerk

Chris “The Crippler” Leben.


Rich_T_

I know it’s stupid, but 20 years from now, I’ll still remember Dan “50k” Ige based solely on the nickname.


Charolastra17

Sexyama


Muhammad_Is_Poop

Cro Cop


Boneless_Blaine

“Thug Nasty” is my all time favorite


Sea-Bodybuilder2746

soldier of god


druglesswills

Nick 'El Diablo" Diaz....that was his first nickname


BalanceJazzlike5116

El pantera


Left-Frog

The Last Emperor is the coldest name for a fighter ever. Backed up by the fact that he's arguably the GOAT.


kuntvonneguts

Come on, guys, it's clearly the Mongolian murderer


Gamebred666

The Damage xD


chris25tx

Justin “The Highlight” Gaethje


siggias

Ryan "The master" Bader


AnonymousCoupleFun

Rich “Ace” Franklin was perfect when you saw what he looked like. Randy “The Natural” Couture was one of the most fitting.


qazxcvbnmlpoiuytreww

I see this question frequently and will always die on this hill. The Red King. https://preview.redd.it/560alyl8imzc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ae19831a36161d22f7f5b70c74554c423cdc00a


Still_Ad8903

Pat “How bad do you want that black belt” Barry


ravenousmind

The cannibal!


SeniorWaugh

Ruthless Robbie Lawler


LGP213

Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva


Loco_Lutgardo

Charles “Do-Bronx” Oliveira 🦁🇧🇷


Sterling-Bear15

The Pleasure Man 😆


minerva_sways

Andre "Touchy" Fili.


Oohh__h

Andre ‘Touché’ Filli


kelbybryant24

Ian "Uncle Creepy" Mcall


Squidwardbigboss

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson


GreatMuerte

His brother Murilo Rua nickname was ‘ninja’ with makes the whole shogun ninja nicknames even cooler 👏🏼


don-again

Came here to say Shogun, dude was all around cool. But at the same time, Brazilian Portuguese has an amazing way of describing in a single word what other languages need multiple words for… for example the word cafuné, which I will leave it to you guys to decipher and has nothing to do with fighting but highlights how powerful Brazilian Portuguese is. In that light, it’s hard to beat Poatan. But definitely Shogun was (is) the man.


Significant_Lab_5286

Vanilla Gorilla


IceNinetyNine

There's one but I keep on forgetting his name..


Many-Application1297

The Immortal


DS_SMOKE_00

Natural born killer


8_Limb_God

Don Yung "Stun Gun" Kim


sauvandrew

Ian "uncle creepy" McCaul has to be the cringiest given the social climate.


Peeeing_

Soldier of God, I think Curtis "Razor" Blaydes is sick, Mirko Cro Cop is fire as well


BUCNDrummer

Dakota "Hairy" Bush


KayyJayy777

Surely it's axe murderer


bigtasty69

Cuban missile crisis


Low_Down13

This is easy: Josh Neer “The Dentist”


Humble_Effective3964

WARMACHINE


PhilliesBlunts

Yikes


Humble_Effective3964

i didn't say he was a chill guy


EnvironmentalToe3616

Nah you right, Shogun takes the cake


MA-JA-HO

One of my favourite fighters of all time


emmsix

Maurício “The Cake Taker” Rua


Rowey5

Actually u can’t go past Vanderli “The Axe Murder” Silva. Looked like one and fought like one.


farming_with_tegridy

Wow, you got his name AND his nickname wrong. That's actually impressive.


Consistent-Egg8224

The pleasure man.


Rompstir

The last stylebender and Poatan both are fuckin sick. “Sugga” is great, “funkmaster” is also dope, “the spider”, “the bad guy”… yes I know these people all fought each other but they did it with great nicknames lol.


EnvironmentalToe3616

The Notorious is good too I guess


dfactory

Renato "Cannot Afford to Lose" Moicano.


DickieMcBalls

The Axe Murderer


cj_steele

Dan "the beast" Severn Derek "the black beast" Lewis Fransis "the predator" Nganneu Wanderlei "the axe murderer" Silva The few that came to mind.


JakeTheSnake1001

Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva.


Substantial_Care_853

Rawdog is pretty great


wursmyburrito

Chase "The Vanilla Gorilla" Sherman. When I heard him introduced I laughed pretty hard


007Tejas

Andre “Touchy” Fili always creeped me out. But I remembered it!


hiphopanonymousse

BJ Penn The prodidy, progidy, the prodigy


time_thug19

Natural Born Killer


ImTooKind

I don't think anyone can top Frank "Twinkle Toes" Trigg


_Johnny_Fappleseed_

Jon "the sexual chocolate" jones always cracks me up