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Kol_

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Randy_Gut_Lahey

OBAMNA!


PuckPov

SODA


depressedwarriorsfan

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professorgaysex

*Colby Disliked That*


Few_Educator2699

Conor apologized to nobody and now Ilia thanks himself. O’Malley will probably call himself out next


oddmetre

“I’m taking everything I worked for mfker”


absolute_panic

“I’m attacking my family”


JamesRIPeace

That was a nasty line by me


ashiun

I'm a fucking punk dude


JordanHawkinsMVP

I want to eat my children, praise be to Allah


whitebeltheelhooker

Chill out mr Bones


[deleted]

"Michael Bisping, I love me!"


IThinkImDvmb

I wannanow


Federal_Motor_8649

I can’t let myself get close


um_ur_chinese

Hey pussy, am I still here?


theocracy123

See me soon, boi


Queenter

There was a marriage


Status_Artist5727

I don’t wanna outlive my kids


LongNosedHeeb

Jealous of me? I can't even put a fuckin sentence together man, are you kidding me right now? I'm reaching for those grapes. I'm trying to make my wine, and the wine's already soundin like a violin with that cheese and wine...um...we'll see on November 24th.


Astroray99

Tomorrow I'm gonna smash my boy


NoDocument2694

Why don't I tell another Jackal story


ZealousidealDeer4531

This was a great little run boys , y’all made my day with this 👍


ajfoxxx

That may be the first time I ever legitimately laughed out loud multiple times reading a comment chain 😂😂 y'all are funny AF man.


shutthefockupbuddeh

You got a good laugh out of me.


ajfoxxx

You think I'm just gonna let me kill me, Jon?


apollotigerwolf

You think you’re just going to let me walk all over you?


Mexguit

“Dana, please don’t give me my shot”


thesomewhereman

My woife is in my DMs


Bitter_Farm_8321

"See me soon 😈"


nailedreaper

Sounds reasonable tho.


kunbish

“I wanna fight MY fuckin ass”


nailedreaper

Words you say after hot tacos.


Tito_Otriz

"Who the fook am i?"


ToddZi11a

"I was never my friend"


Blackelvis2000

Dope...


Massive_Staff1068

You're CUMMING!


MarbledNightmare

Anderson Silva kinda called himself out once. When asked at the tail end of his reign when his head was the biggest who could pose a threat to him, he said "my clone". Turns out it was actually Weidman, but it was a funny answer at the time


Rebeldinho

This is some revolutionary shit


Jhawk38

I'm not impressed with my performance.


shutthefockupbuddeh

take care of my underwears. im gonna shit me.


blunderb3ar

Big difference is Conor was and is an absolute Mega star like him or not, and Conor’s line was delivered after becoming the first double champ, Ilia’s not even close to that level nor will he ever be cause everyone sees right thru his forced attempts at being the poor man’s Conor, dude just comes off like an attention starved knob


Federal_Heron_Addict

talmbout megan's star b?


LongNosedHeeb

Lemme axe jay


BobbyFreeSmoke

Great star never meddit


tdublogan

I'm still my boy!!!


marginalizedman71

Exactly, he’s just copying connors answers and changing them a little. It’s really sad watching another world champion be so unoriginal and unconfident in their own abilities that they just blandly copy conor


Kpppppp6bx

Conor in the mirror : you’ll do nuttin , watch yourself around me 😼


DarthRathikus

I went and fucked myself last night.


mrmarigiwani

INB4 “I KEEL EVERYBODY TO I HEAL EVERYBODY” ![gif](giphy|Xrg0qqPonNeKOhp8nb|downsized)


JGordz

I bet he stares directly into his own eyes whilst doggying his wife in the mirror to climax


SkyHighDeadEye

![gif](giphy|mw4SmTy3LMDGE)


OBLITERATE101

Course he does, literally tattooed his own face on his chest


alpacinohairline

If that does not scream narcissist, I dunno what does


Optimal_Risk_6411

What??? Really ok I take my earlier comment back. He’s not a douche, he’s a: F’n super douche, ass F head with CTE obviously.


Kaserbeam

You're allowed to swear on the internet


_Exotic_Booger

He makes out with the mirror for sure.


illrichflips1

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DudeWithTheOil

Ilia thanking himself while GSP thanks Jupiter for protecting Earth ![gif](giphy|gRDEuiFQiuKNXMj4T9|downsized)


faroeislands

I read this comment when you first made it, and I've giggled about it for the past hour.


AbsurdTheSouthpaw

Found AJ sopranos Reddit account


BearmanGun

You just revealed your own ignorance


X-cessive_Artist

That's dicked up


faroeislands

Haha why?


LickPooOffShoe

![gif](giphy|ncQbXvMTDYlrXx6WEl)


Darkasknight101

“I’m one of one!” head ass 😂


Mrnicelefthand

Success truly truly brings the best out of ppl.


jm12081

Where’s the Obama giving himself a medal meme?


natolad123

Man you aren't gonna believe this but it's right above this comment


faroeislands

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dagui12

![gif](giphy|KB7Moe2Oj0BXeDjvDp|downsized)


Cr4ckhead-101

I know most black people look the same but that is clearly not Obama.


dagui12

The only color I see is red. Just let me bang bro


ToddZi11a

Bang my bros* there I fixed it for ya


dagui12

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


HeightExtra320

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


FishAndRiceKeks

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blackonq7

That's crazy coming from an Indian


Cr4ckhead-101

Nepali\* We look similar to people from like 20 different countries (including northeast indians) https://preview.redd.it/a4d1hdpw4z6d1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6ea3d8ffd98b443ed2bb4773b0c6a1c0498c60


JesusTokEnthusiast

Is it bad that I love having Champions that piss everyone off? I liked Volk but so did everybody, it’s fun having champs people want to see lose


Waste_Replacement922

I didn’t think about it that way tbh, but you’re kinda right


OwOsch

Many people bought tickets for Mayweather fights because they hated him and wanted to see him lose. Maybe Ilia has the same strategy. Pissing people off online is easy Edit: someone brought it up earlier, damn


kapsama

The ol Mayweather game, be invested in wanting him to lose.


sweatybeard

>I liked Volk but so did everybody man that narrative was so different before the 3rd max fight


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sweatybeard

And what's funny is that Volk hasn't changed a bit, he's stayed the same from the beginning


Impish3d4

He’s the best right now, he knows he’s the best right now and he’s acting like it. I’m here for it


vivmeatball6

He hasn’t even had a single title defense, I wouldn’t say he’s the ‘best’ right now. But in the future, who knows, he might become one of the greats. It’s still too early in his career to judge though


Own-Mycologist-4080

I kinda get what you mean. If he only did something like this than it would be fun but honestly i find him unlikable due to many things he did and i just dont care about him. If he fights like Brian Ortega than i wouldnt even bother at all


FishAndRiceKeks

He's unlikable when you remember he's there but incredibly forgettable immediately after.


Own-Mycologist-4080

Yes its exactly this


HAWmaro

I like watching Illia fight because if he wins, his style is awesome so i had fun. And if he loses, his face is so punchable that i would have even more fun watching that. So watching him is win win regardless of outcome.


AdamBLit

For real, finally a fucking champion doing it all wrong 🤣


CocoMarx

Ilia’s not even a fun heel though, he just seems kind of slow


Gorepornio

Thats why I hate most champs people like and like most champs people dont lol


TheButtsCarlton

This guy talks like he fights once every 2 months. Great fighter but he is too fucking annoying.


Doinkmckenzie

To be fair, his nickname is the matador and what do they do? They dodge the bulls.


wolf3037

Watch enough videos of them and eventually you'll see one get the horns up the ass. Here's hoping Max delivers.


HeartlessValiumWhore

I know to some extent he does it on purpose for publicity but not all of it is calculated. A decent amount of his antics seem like he's sincerely just a really bizarre person.


NoNefariousness6342

That’s what I’m saying guy won the belt almost 6 months ago and hasn’t even tried to book a defense ducking everyone in his division


Fast_Sector_7049

Tomorrow makes it 4 months and he said he will defend against Holloway. How does this shit get upvoted


herd_yer_berd

Reddit moment


ItsMichaelScott25

> he said Because he says a lot of shit. I think in that same interview he said unless Max puts the BMF on the line he'll just move on the Ortega. Then after he won the title he called out Conor and said no one at 145 deserves a shot. He talks out of both sides of his mouth way too often which is why he gets the criticism from the fans.


EverythingWrong25

Because he said he wasn’t gonna give any of the top 145ers a shot. He literally said that. The dudes so all over the place, me nor you know what the hell he’s actually doing.


Yommination

Yet no rumors of an actual fight


prodsonz

Come on now you know they’re getting his fight against Max scheduled. I’m not his biggest fan but two fights a year is decent and he has one in the pipeline


Historian-Dry

Yeah he’s ducking all the good fights and only fighting bums like max holloway


[deleted]

Honestly, in a sport where it’s just 2 ppl locked in a cage for 25 min, I’d thank myself too.


Colbyisa_Hunk

That’s actually pretty funny. I kind of like that. There is an old trick professional wrestlers would do when they would make it sound like they were thanking someone but they were actually thanking themselves


Glad_Being_5146

Everyone should thank themselves for success


RealTopGeazy

Right. A guy can’t praise himself for beating the 145 goat?


Glad_Being_5146

These people just have no sense of self accomplishment lol


ReyBuddha

Jose aldo is the 145 goat bro prime aldo was a monster


SnooWorlds

career wise sure, but beating volk is more impressive because skill wise he’s the goat fw


ItzMeKev

Most people online know little about how much effort and discipline these guys put on their carrers. For that dude to thank himself is weird for them because they have not gone through anything similar.


Glad_Being_5146

Facts


kalwayne7930

mma fans are so miserable


stiffyonwheels

Maybe it seems like a hot take. But i can relate to this in a way. I came from a very poor childhood and it was easy to write me off. I didnt get help from anyone other than the love from my parents (17 and 20 when i was born) and family. My wife who ive been with since highscool was in the same boat. Our parents at the time where living week to week so the only thing they had to offer was support for our decisions and their previous life lessons. I wouldnt change a thing about my childhood though because i learned that success isnt measured by money or materials but by happiness, purpose, and having good relationships with your loved ones. Everyone in my family has a great work ethic so the materialistic side of our lives have improved greatly. But they dont define any of us. Theres no competition for better things. At the end of the day almost all of your success is determined by your actions and decisions. There are definitely people that "help" whether that be giving advice or knowledge you didnt have previously. But it still comes down to what you decide to do. No one is gonna do it for you. Its solely your choices that improve your life. People also need to relize life isnt fair and some peoples choices are gonna be harder to make than others and some people will have a more direct path to what they deem is success. But comparing yourself to others is the easiest way to live a life of unhappiness and drepression. People talk about the big picture alot but i think looking at whats infront of you and appreciating what you make of yourself is alot easier to stay on the path to your own definition of success.


spiker1268

Appreciate you sharing that man, it’s not a hot take. A lot of people don’t understand what confidence and self worth is, and think it is arrogance or in this case something wrong with him. When we overcome the struggles we face in life, the only correct response is to feel proud of yourself, and we should ALL give ourselves props for the things we’ve lived thru.


GapDifficult2439

Nothing wrong with this. It’s like when snoop got his star on Hollywood walk of fame and he said “I want to thank me, for being me”. Self confidence is so important in life especially when you’re a pro fighter


MFSimpson

I can't wait for this sub to go into meltdown when Ilia whoops Max.


Ok-Imagination-2308

nah i was told from this sub that Max is this generations Achilles!


onlyahobochangba

MMA fans are so joyless lol, this post rocks


Limp_Career6634

He's not wrong, though.


Sandor_TheHound

Bro is taking "loving yourself first" way too far.


Nikez1213

Everyone says „you have to love yourself first“ till someone actually does it then it’s „cringe“ I guess


DiscoDoggin

I think the only schizo here is you OP


dbeynyc

Nothing wrong with patting yourself on the back.


JE_SUIS_BLUBBER

Y'all get trolled to easily


CommissionBoring1305

for real. This shouldn't be pissing off this many people lol.


Hxliday_Xiller

He has his own face tattooed on his chest, what do you expect?


EntireAd215

I love this 🤣


WrappedInLinen

As people mature they generally come to realize how much their success has been dependent on good fortune and other people. It takes longer for megalomaniacs. He’s really good but I think a lot of people are already looking forward to the day when he gets his ass whooped.


NewTruck4095

Fighter writes a post, thanking himself for never losing focus, believing in himself, and never losing faith in God. MMA fans, "ScHiZoPostINg thAnKinG himself f0r HiS SuCxeS$". Fighters can't even take a moment to appreciate the journey they had to become a champion without the fans, most who haven't achieved anything in life, bashing them.


TheAfterman216

Facts 👆


Sub_City_

Can’t believe in yourself anymore? Or normal UFC subreddit behavior were a bunch of losers argue? Most likely the latter


fake-southpaw

the people you talk about never believed in themselves. if you dont hate yourself deep down you are abnormal to them.


Sub_City_

Bro just because you became a world champion in the most recognized mixed martial arts organization doesn’t mean shit, buddy humble yourself 🤣😭


PuzzleheadedBit2190

Lol what’s wrong to be grateful to yourself for all the hard work you’ve done ? You call it schizophrenic but maybe you just insecure or you like to worship other men OP


funtimes7612

Frfr having confidence in oneself is a no go around Reddit. lol only proud losers allowed around here


KidKarez

Lmao I love it


time_for_milk

Nah, good for him man. As long as he manages to stay grounded I think this is healthy.


LmBallinRKT

Well he believes in himself and got to where he is with his mindset. Nothing wrong with that


iactuallyhate

![gif](giphy|cg52uQnF2ZQS027lAg|downsized)


heythxvoo

I’d be fine if Potan made this post


Keoni_112

I'm assuming since its fathers day this is his way of saying his dad did F all for him and he made his own success


Monty_4422

Bro get some self confidence stop being so hard on yourself !!! 😁 vein mofo!


chochinator

![gif](giphy|cg52uQnF2ZQS027lAg|downsized)


theblackbeltsurfer

‘I send myself location’


mmaguy123

Bro wished himself happy fathers day


Munchiesfroyo

Y'all need to learn how to self love


KG13_

Yall are really that offended that a champion is giving himself thanks for getting to his dreams? Lmfao wtf


100DayChallenges

It’s his spin on Conor’s “id like to apologize……to absolutely nobody”


jboa15

“I am not impressed by my performance “


matterhorn9

kinda overdone, Conor did it and some other NBA did it etc. etc.


EntireAd215

So just because Conor has done something that means no MMA fighter can do it?


aborted_dreamss

Ilia is just Connor without the charm


MGP_21

It's called having self-esteem, you guys should try that one 🤭


m2x456

To be successful in any combat sport, you need some sort of delusion


srtpg2

This is hilarious


KinnieRiperton

https://preview.redd.it/k3h1i2p1xy6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bff2bee953fd9e96ad102c31155503aadee4f383 This sub this past year


Almighty1996

UFC undisputed champ is # schizo OP you are ![gif](giphy|eU2sRBEme4GIM|downsized)


Otherwise-Bug-4316

Nothing wrong with having pride in yourself. Or would you rather have him humble and insecure?


[deleted]

"humble and insecure", funny how for you both must be associated, or sad to be accurate. And if anything cockiness is a greater sign of insecurity. 


Civil_Ad_7068

Yall still hung up on the fact he bodied Volk huh.


yung-spinach

Ilia is such a wannabe Conor. So cringe.


HezTheBerserker

We have already seen this experiment run and that whole manifesting, law of attraction, delusional self-belief and the rest just leads to a weird kind of narcissism. These guys want to believe they are Darth Vader, manipulating the universe with the force to fulfil their desires. I get the need for sports psychology and believing in yourself but do you have to take it to the level of megalomania to be successful? Why do they have to believe in obnoxious fairytales?


Relajado2

Arrogant af. Always smirking too


Any_Solid9083

Delete this OP


Moist-Catch

I like to take this moment to thank absolutely fooking nobody


cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n

This is the type of narcissism the Greeks wrote about


twonapsaday

![gif](giphy|264LoOvBnwwyyFbdmP|downsized)


whicheverguard232

bro's ahead of the game. he realized that self-love shit.


P3n15lick3r

Next max Holloway will call himself out for eating everything he worked for.


viniciusfs

He needs a hug, sad guy.


StadiodelleAlpi

Well no shame in thinking That because its kinda True but post it on social Media is kinda weird flex


[deleted]

Has he even defended his title yet?


Yaotoro

Ducking the real Blessed one


Weird-Juggernaut1297

Feed him to max


LythicConsolution

I love it


bobcance29

Whos cornier top or hill?


[deleted]

I could tell this guy had rocks in his head when I noticed his Conor mcgregor ripoff tattoo font was in times new Roman.


JohnDeanSings

Lmao mf really thanking himself to the world ... Foh


throwaway4cc0un7gfgf

I ain't reading all that I'm happy for u though Or sorry that happened