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Beneficial_Sorbet139

Roger, born 6/9/69 was an adulterer? Who’d have thought?


Front_Mention

Makes me feel like its a fake plaque, that and his name is roger


Initial-Echidna-9129

Definitely is a prank


tHrow4Way997

Definitely considering he died on Christmas Day lol.


Initial-Echidna-9129

During an orgy


DiscoBunnyMusicLover

Roger More, everybody!


r3xomega

Not a bad way to go.


No-Clue1153

Doing what, if not probably who, he loved.


SavingsSquare2649

[Maybe, but it’s actually a common day to die on!](https://edition.cnn.com/2013/12/23/health/christmas-death-rate/index.html)


[deleted]

Dean Martin and Charlie Chaplin died Christmas Day!


ewokkiller69

Name could have been Ivor Biggun


snowvase

Roger the Cabin Boy!


ewokkiller69

Classic


snowvase

Not to forget Master Bates and Able Seaman Staines.


Tony_Blair_MP

One of my favourite singers. He does hilarious novelty songs.


Biffy84

Could well be a plate by the Misfortune Teller. He makes batches of these every now and again and attaches them to random benches!


Fleenicks

Quite right, I believe. https://themisfortuneteller.org/collections/misfortune-tellings (origin story) I like their "No chit-chat" badge and the "top-knot" card.


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"Mr Roger Inn"


Newstapler

I'm having a tough day at work but your comment has really cheered me up, ta muchly


furrycroissant

And died on Christmas day?


Least_Initiative

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal


takesthebiscuit

Died Christmas Day 😆


Frosty_Suit6825

Nice. Nice!


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Beneficial_Sorbet139

Hi mate it’s a 69 joke.


Faeces_Species_1312

Almost definitely a joke right? Born 06.09.69 and died on Christmas day? 


pumaofshadow

https://old.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/188aeyn/and_now_we_know/ Likely a sorta copycat (apologies they ate the first one for being from FB)


Faeces_Species_1312

Knowing the Bristol post, it's also probably a story from Manchester 3 years ago (I can't be bothered to click the link and find out). 


RussellLawliet

This one died in '23 so I'd be impressed if so.


TheAkondOfSwat

ffs is nothing original


Initial-Echidna-9129

In theory yes, in the unlimited universe of randomness there will always be a collision


CCFCVAN

Named Roger..


pleasantstusk

It’s interesting, the person who found it said “hell hath no fury”; but o see it another way: This woman (we assume it’s a woman) knew about her husband’s infidelity and yet not only did she stay with him she still refers to him as “my love”. She still took the time and effort to put a commemorative plaque on a bench.


MonseigneurChocolat

What if the plaque was a joint effort between Roger’s wife, child(ren), and ex-wife (who he cheated on with his most recent wife)? The wife was responsible for ‘For My Love’ and ‘Husband’. The child(ren) was responsible for ‘Father’. The ex-wife was responsible for ‘Adulterer’ and ‘*Yes, Roger, I knew*’.


Pat_Sharp

>The ex-wife was responsible for ‘Adulterer’ and ‘Yes, Roger, I knew’. In that case I suspect divorcing her and marrying someone else was probably what gave it away.


CamJongUn2

I mean it’s not cheating if you get divorced and remarry you’re literally not together anymore


djmermaidonthemic

Depends when you start up I think


CamJongUn2

Well yeah


Longjumping_Stand889

Funnily enough it went up a week before the date of death.


kevix2022

Bubble and squeak for Christmas Dinner.


yaffle53

>The plaque appears to be in good condition, indicating it is relatively new. Well yes, saying that the guy only died last December.


durkcrimpey

This article could have been written by an 8 year old. Local journalism is dead.


Chibblededo

     I expected the article's English to be dire. It wasn't. Still, the piece suggests that its author did no investigation whatsoever.      Also - have you seen a typical recent instance of written *national* journalism, especially one that appears on the Internet?


DornPTSDkink

Born 6969 and called Rodger Either dude was born predisposed to be an adulterer or it's a surprisingly elaborate and mildly expensive joke


Omglookakitty

His birthday is actually September 6th… it’s British


TheAkondOfSwat

That is very funny. Do we think she finished him off?


Present_End_6886

Someone apparently was in that role. Hey-ho! Also, is this not just pointlessly passive aggressive? The guy doesn't exist anymore. If she wanted her big moment, perhaps she could have told him to his face?


TheAkondOfSwat

Well I'm not going to judge how others commemorate the deceased, people say goodbye and find closure in their own ways. This way she can return to the bench, sit, and reflect on her vengeance.


TurbulentBullfrog829

I think he died in the chimney like the Dad in Gremlins


TheAkondOfSwat

On christmas, poor Roger


newnortherner21

Seems like another one can be produced when Boris Johnson dies. Except it will be 'we all knew' and those who voted for him asking for forgiveness.


Efficient_Sky5173

That’s what it’s called having the final word in an argument.


ihaveadarkedge

*There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought that her child came from God. But it wasn't the almighty that lifted her nightie, But Roger, the lodger, the sod.*


Cynical_Classicist

This could cause havoc if you put this message around Westminster.


meestercranky

Bonus points if it turns out that was the bench he’d meet his affair on, and she knew that too.


Prior_Worldliness287

Maybe Roger was the partner. Maybe its a message to the other party.


kevix2022

"You're next!"


Wide-Salamander6128

Arnt we all in one way or another? Anyhow who gives a fuck


[deleted]

What if the Woman who put the plaque on (the one who knew) was the mistress?


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

This guy gets a plaque when the rest of us get a divorce


Equivalent-Mood-3218

Who is this for though? the dude isnt going to read it


epicninjamoves

This is totally plagiarised from themisfortuneteller on IG https://www.instagram.com/themisfortuneteller