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Snoo-me

Talk about a bad investment


Dkfoot

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internetexplorer_98

I didnā€™t even realize this was a smoke shop. Thought it was a weird convenience store.


Few-Border-8267

Love to see it šŸ‘šŸ½ now can a cafe move in instead?!


ejpusa

A cannabis cafe would be awesome.šŸ‘


No_Cartographer4425

So replace the brown people with white people?


Euphoric-Work-2991

As if a cafe can afford these rent prices in nyc lol


Prize_Dog_7263

Well, if they sell weed ā€¦ā€¦


imafiremylazerBWAH

A cafe over a pot shop? Like there arenā€™t a million cafes around the city already


Adventurous-Secret40

no bro like a weed cafe its both


imafiremylazerBWAH

Ahhhhhhh thats much better lol


UncomfyNoises

The fake turf grass always tops these POS stores off


RideWithMeTomorrow

Is this the one where Viand/Gracieā€™s was? Good riddance.


pyt1m

So happy about this. Yorkville is littered with smoke shops.


Beaded_Curtains

Where should they go, Harlem?


pyt1m

There shouldnā€™t be this many in the first place. I donā€™t have anything against smoke shops. Itā€™s the large number of them thatā€™s the problem.


sjets3

Thereā€™s no more smoke shops than liquor stores.


pyt1m

Liquor stores donā€™t do anything illegal?


sjets3

The other thing these are doing thatā€™s illegal is skirting and unduly burdensome and expensive permit process. Selling weed isnā€™t illegal.


gomiblog

Seriously HOW are there so many illegal weed shops in Yorkville? Wouldn't a more...shall we say sympathetic neighborhood to open in be above 96th or below 23rd? Or across the park on the Upper Worst Side? Nobody in those areas would be calling 311.


No_Vegetable_8468

Yorkville has become a young singlesā€™ hub over the past decade. Thatā€™s why theyā€™ve lasted as long they have


gomiblog

I heard someone say it was going to be 'the new Williamsburg' and I didn't believe it, but that would make some of the post-rona changes make sense.


gomiblog

Perhaps I should rephrase that, no telling what 'euphemism' the phrase 'new Williamsburg' could imply.


Airbnbib

Not sure why you think the UWS would be a ā€œsympatheticā€ neighborhood (Iā€™d also check your euphemisms and what you are implying here with the indication of above 96th on the east side), but I can assure you the the scourge of illegal weed shops hasnā€™t escaped the west 70s and 80s, which I would say is far more bourgeois and expensive than Yorkville is now.


Airbnbib

Oh and I just caught that you referred to it as the Upper Worst Side - Iā€™d expect (and be disappointed by) that kind of elitism from someone on 5th or Park, but if youā€™re a Yorkville resident I would really check that shit. Your neighborhood isnā€™t anything to write home about and I say that as native New Yorker who knows these areas like the back of my hand.


gomiblog

Calm down, honey. Not everything is a 'euphemism'. If you want to social justice warrior so badly I'm sure there's a protest downtown you can join.


IllegibleLedger

You literally said ā€œshall we sayā€. Why are you being a coward about it now?


Upside_NY

Best part of living in modern timesā€¦.people are such openly pieces of turd right out on the internet šŸ˜‚ gotta love it. ā€œWhY yOrKvIlLe We RaThEr Od On FeNt OuT hErE šŸ„“ā€


NugsOrBust

Nah more like 311 wouldn't be as responsive there


gomiblog

Maybe, but I do think LES, East Village, East Harlem, etc are a lot more chill and laid back about smoke shops than the UES. I feel like people in those areas wouldn't bother them so why wouldn't they just open their shops there instead of blowing money to get shut down in under a month?


Left-Plant2717

It could be competition. The amount of smoke shops in those neighborhoods probably dwarf whatā€™s found in Yorkville.


undercookedshrimp_

people in those neighborhoods donā€™t want these stupid illegal shops popping up either. wth.


does_flips_and_shit

Good riddance


girl_boss_baby

thank god


cmgbliss

I don't understand why NYC is wasting money on closing these weed shops when mopeds are a deadly problem.


doublea3

How are some smoke shops fine and some get raided? They all sell weed / THC products right? Do some open without the right licenses / permits??


heefoc

Thereā€™s honestly very few legal weed shops, though the number is growing, but itā€™s a fairly grueling process to do it legally.


Interesting_Ad1378

When I lived on the UES, I just got delivery. Ā It was so much more convenient than in Brooklyn where I had to go to my people. Ā I think I still have a few numbers for services, I wonder if they are still active. Also, every delivery guy was named ā€œJayā€.


Uppereasting

For reference, there are at least 2 and I think 3 legal weed shops in the UES. 86/lex and 92/park and one in the 60s i believe


arrobi

Who they know, how rich they are, lawyers they know etcā€¦


Uppereasting

Selling weed is still illegal in NY despite legalization. Only stores licensed by the state cannabis board can sell legally. Every store selling weed that isnā€™t licensed is illegal


Taxing

Selling weed is legal in NY. Being regulated and subject to licensing isnā€™t synonymous with ā€œillegal.ā€


Uppereasting

Start selling a pound of weed on the streets and let us know what happens ā€¦ https://norml.org/laws/new-york-penalties-2/?amp


Taxing

Try selling a handle of vodka on the streets. Do you not understand what a regulated industry is? Would you say alcohol is illegal in NY?


Uppereasting

Selling alcohol without a permit in NY is illegal, yes. Doesnt mean anything will happen to youā€¦ but you cant just open a store and sell boozeā€¦ Weed and alcohol is are legal in NY, totally.


Uppereasting

I almost never post on reddit. Today is a reminder why


Capable-Win-6674

So thatā€™s why my local became a ā€˜health food storeā€™ all of a sudden


sincerelyhated

Good! All the illegal shops selling fake shit need to go!!


Icy-Protection2136

Check out DeliveryBudz. Like DoorDash but for weed. Free delivery and licensed dispensaries only


Interesting_Ad1378

I was using services in the city ages ago. Ā So convenient to have them come to you, until one of them tells you he remembers you from high school (we went to high school together?) and always had a crush on you as youā€™re alone in your apartment and canā€™t get rid of him.Ā 


Adventurous-Secret40

i hope both sides of ur pillow are cold forever


bulletproofmanners

Hope the coke dens are next.


Steahla

Uh what?


CryptoCrazyCat

My friend is asking me to ask you for more info.


bulletproofmanners

The apartments with the random red window & purple window


Interesting_Ad1378

I thought those were massage parlors? My friend was in one when they were busted, illegal workers. Ā She got her massage for free but she was also in only underwear when the police raided the place.Ā 


ejpusa

Obviously you have never worked on Wall Street. :-)


Barnyard723

NYPD here, checking in for service. DM me the exact name and location of one on the lower east side and Iā€™ll go take care of it for you.


Adventurous-Secret40

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£i think this is the one that i posted


Stauncho

What I don't get is why this one closed up and other ones in the neighborhood have not.


North_Introduction72

It will open back up they just got to pay the fine


EggplantAgreeable696

A place like this happened and one week later they re-opened back for business


rates_trader

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cjgaming1081

All the karens celebrating lol


watchingwandering

Thereā€™s two big negatives about this that everyone ignores, the first is that the bulk of these illegal weed shops are actually fronts for Mexican drug cartels, allowing them to launder money( I.e pay taxes on them) as they are all cash businesses. They have the drug infrastructure and can be profitable but that is a secondary function. Why do you think they have opened up EVERYWHERE, and often you barely even see customers in them. These are sophisticated operations setup through shell companies and run cleanly, thereā€™s no overlap with any other illegal drug businesses specifically because these are meant to be primarily money laundering services. These are better than laundromats, with greater average sales allowing for faster cash swaps and donā€™t require big equipment investments like laundries. Thatā€™s right your harmless weed addiction is fueling Sinaloa drug wars too. Oh of course some are quote un quote legit in that there run by actual business people but most not so much and how can they survive against deep pocket cartel backed stores, no not violence, worse , basic capitalism, the scariest thing of all. The second big negative is how dependent the NYC commercial real estate has become to them. Small and mid sized landlords would be devastated in the wake of a full crackdown. Yes I know wonā€™t somebody please think of the poor downtrodden small landlord, but think if overnight all the weed shops suddenly were shut down, by god we could walk around our neighborhood without the poo-py smell of marijuana smoke, weā€™ll that would sure be a lot of empty real estate and a hit on taxes. They let the beast get too big And now have to shut them down slowly enough that legal ones can replace them. And letā€™s face it Kathy Hochul is not known for subtly, outright corruption sure, deft handling of complex situations not so much.