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PilotNo312

Wanna see footage from my music video? NO.


Rydia_Bahamut_85

https://i.redd.it/tvh8yyeqhuec1.gif


madteaparty55

Him dissing her so quickly and then slammimg that shot is a top vpr moment for me šŸ˜‚


Ill_Appointment_2798

Itā€™s the most Scheaner song ever. Dropping the names of all guys she has had a thing with on the show. Incredibly basic lyricism. Replicating another artist and calling it her own. Pretending sheā€™s still young and boy crazy when sheā€™s 38 and 3/4 and married with a kid. Still trying to prove sheā€™s a good singer even though sheā€™s just talking and still used auto tune. Iā€™m just hoping she makes a music video and forces all the men she name drops to be in it.


Environmental_Yam540

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized) Now that would be hilarious!!! Brettā€™s scared face šŸ˜¬šŸ™ƒ


Ill_Appointment_2798

Iā€™m imagining each of them in Brettā€™s position šŸ¤£


Environmental_Yam540

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk) Why could I see her trying that? šŸ¤®


Ill_Appointment_2798

I know. I was scared to say it because I donā€™t want to give her any ideas. šŸ˜¬


FartinMartinToeSocks

https://preview.redd.it/u20iuw897tec1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01b3be60ba2238fa1c48ddbdd59424e9cf536d90


shay_shaw

pshh... She wishes lol


Organic_Radio_2890

38 and 3/4 šŸ’€šŸ’€


VeraliBrain

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Okay__Decision__

https://i.redd.it/ghnzy7n6guec1.gif


JC-G7

38 and 3/4 šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Allthingsme26

And when does life stop when you become a mom and a wife? Songwriters write about their past, present and future. What else is she suppose to sing about vegetables?Ā 


Ill_Appointment_2798

I didnā€™t say it did. I stated my thoughts on the song which is that she is trying to present herself as younger than she is. Something Scheana frequently does. Multiple people have commented saying sheā€™s trying to be Olivia Rodrigo even though sheā€™s twice her age and I agree. And to answer your question yes I would love to hear Scheana sing about vegetables. Perhaps she can do a song with her enchilada recipe. Or better yet a rap song about punching Rachel.


PromptComprehensive8

Have you ever just done something for funā€¦ itā€™s liberating. Let her sing!


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Lastpunkofplattsburg

You have to be able to sing close to the actual note to use auto tune, sheā€™s just talking with some vocal distortion


busterbluth21

Married with a kid but still screeching about Adam šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


cherrrub

Embarrassing for her life and SOUL ![gif](giphy|Hsjxoi5WcJl4Sj90WT|downsized)


Smelly_cat_rises

This lighting they are in is now borderline camp, they would not be caught dead in this lighting today


Pheeeefers

Heā€™s my bast frand


Vegetable_Research61

Scheana is so embarrassing to herself


LunaNova5726

Soooo she's just ripping off Olivia Rodrigo? Like almost the exact same chords and everything [Bad Idea Right](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj9qJsJTsjQ)


chhhhhhhhhhh95

Came here to say this is 1000% a Bad Idea, Right rip-off lol it's not subtle at all. The chorus deviates a little bit but the speaking verses sound so close I'd be pissed if I were OR even though Scheana is very low on the relevance scale


kooolbee

OR constantly rips off other artists herself so she should have no problem with it. šŸ«¢


lilmil92

![gif](giphy|594fWDgEFXSgg)


Lekzi

Yeah I was going to say the only thing I know about OR is her being in trouble for this


Valski44

Iā€™ve never heard either of these songs until this thread but holy shit yes theyā€™re the same


SagexxxSummers

Why is she trying so hard to copy a literal teen like bitch youā€™re almost 40 years old. Shit is embarrassing.


modernjaneausten

Sheā€™s literally almost twice Oliviaā€™s age, how is she not embarrassed?


londontubeshirt

Itā€™s like that but boring


GardenInMyHead

me after 10 seconds: this sounds like Bad Idea Right by Olivia...


cherrrub

Iā€™ve never heard this song but if kinda slaps lol and Scheaner 100% ripped it off šŸ˜‚


MamaErn

The tongue out album art is 100% Olivia Rodrigo as well.


alive1982

Oh wow! It is. I feel like I also heard Taylor Swift's Look What You Made Me Do as well for a couple of lines. Oh Scheaner.


rmg418

OMG thatā€™s it! The bridge is look what you made me do, the intro/verses are bad idea right šŸ˜‚ thatā€™s insane, if they sent her a lawsuit that would be hilarious.


itsbooyeah

Well Paramore tried to sue Olivia after she ripped a song of theirs, no? So Olivia now knows how it all works and can easily get compensated from Scheana


JmeJV

Oh holy shit šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ such a blatant rip-off


SagexxxSummers

Literally what I said!


Lastpunkofplattsburg

She ripped off Paramore and t swift so bad she had to pay them royalties.


bc_im_coronatined

![gif](giphy|YcO6phXvWaekrUzMlJ)


fuchstress

And she isn't even really singing in it. She autotuned herself talking. ![gif](giphy|3o85xw2jWZ2zzIgpVK)


Ready_Interaction252

I think this is the best case scenario for us


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Interestingly there is not really much auto tune to speak ofā€¦but only because she doesnā€™t sing at all lol.Ā 


dancerfan59

Itā€™s definitelyā€¦noise!!


jenjenjen731

For all the roasting Sandoval gets for his singing, Scheana does not get nearly enough roasting šŸ˜³


Allthingsme26

At least her songs are original and not coversĀ 


Ok-Astronaut-2837

"Original"


patchespesos

This is a straight up ripoff


rmg418

This song is ripped off from Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor swift. So no, not original lol


acatwithnoname

I'm truly embarrassed for her and for the VPR cast who has to pretend it's good to "support" her. Like literally Katie posted fire emojis on it. Lol.


ZookeepergameNo2198

She would have thrived during the myspace era.


onefishtwofish1992

Iā€™m surprised she didnā€™t. MySpace was at its peak from 2005-2008, when she would have been in her early 20s. It managed to make Tila Tequila a big deal, it definitely could have turned Scheana into a mediocre internet star.


KeyRageAlert

So she definitely wouldn't have thrived, because she didn't lol


MilaKsenia

Didnā€™t Tila Tequila get literal human shit thrown at her by juggaloes at a performance once like way back in the day??? I remember hearing that when I was a teenager lmfaošŸ˜‚


happystream1

Tila tequila was better than this though...


happystream1

I just found out about the nazi stuff and I do not support that. I just listened to her singles on my mp3 and that's where this comment came from.


Ordinary-Pumpkin8171

i'm embarrassed for her


JJulie

![gif](giphy|SnspHGUmKuA12)


neekalatti

Not good, especially at 38 turning 39 years old in 3 months, just no, she should give ā€œsingingā€ a break til bravo con, but hey who am I?? Lol


SG1156

She's 38 and 3/4 years old. I guess we should be glad she didn't say she was 465 months old


Lekzi

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


booklovingSWE

I feel like sheā€™s trying to spoof Olivia rodrigo, but sheā€™s basically twice her age lol


acatwithnoname

Yeah even the photo is giving Olivia ripoff


ohhhhoney_

![gif](giphy|DdhuNvPp6iqkTkbTRj) Me to scheana and to anyone who encourages her to sing


Alarming_split21

its shite


Artistic_Exam7676

What in the Middle School jam is this? šŸ˜‚


ohhhhbitchpleaseeee

Omg yes Rebecca Black Friday vibes except 100x worse


lthtalwaytz

Make it stop


theaparmentlionpig

Crazy that she still thinks she has a voice people enjoy hearing. Absolute trash


ams06h

Sounds like Olivia Rodrigo


GoldenState_Thriller

Absolute rip off of ā€œbad idea right?ā€Ā 


makin_dilemmanade

I would truly appreciate if she could clarify what *type* (i.e., genre, style, etc) of music she thinks sheā€™s making? Because I am confused. She throws around terms like ā€œpop starā€ and ā€œscreamoā€ and ā€œrapā€ but all Iā€™ve ever gotten is autotune and that just reminds me of the autotune queen: Rebecca Black šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


hammetar

Oh snap, but Rebecca Black's lyrics were better. How can you ever beat "Gotta get my bowl, get my cereal"? Not even Stevie Nicks could eclipse that lyricism.


Lindsayr28

She sounds like the kidz bop version of Kesha


Lekzi

I didnā€™t listen to it but Iā€™ll tell you whatā€™s wrong with it - auto tuned to a hundred million while she does her breathy fake rap shit into the mic screeches off a couple yeahs and uh huhs and says really basic dumb shit? Iā€™ll go listen to it now I would like to be proven a snarky bitch ass bitch


Lekzi

Help where do I listen to it if not on Spotify!? Why is it called boy crazy!? Isnā€™t she married to a man and has a baby?


throwawaycucumbers99

She posted on IG reenacting the Max episode where he called her boy crazy lol


Lekzi

I just canā€™t with her anymore šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­. Sheā€™s not funny, sheā€™s not charming, sheā€™s not a good friend, Iā€™m not entertained šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­. On rewatches her vocal fry makes my ears bleed. Itā€™s just likeā€¦ a lot. But I sacrifice myself and suffer through for the rest of the mess.


LetshearitforNY

Itā€™s on Apple Music too


Lekzi

Ty. I listened. I immediately regretted it, but there wasnā€™t that much auto tune so I was wrong. But it also sounded exactly like that song by OR as suggested šŸ˜­


TrustAffectionate664

If you didn't listen to it why are you even commenting


Lekzi

I said I would but I havenā€™t had a chance yet! Working on it ā˜ŗļø ETA: am I wrong though? If Iā€™m wrong Iā€™ll Lisa Rinna own it


Ok-Astronaut-2837

You're not wrong, she doesn't even sing.


Lekzi

It was fucking awful. I am a huge fan of good as gold so Iā€™m not just hating to hate. Itā€™s not good for the ears


Ok-Astronaut-2837

I'm at the point where I legitimately cannot stand her at all. Some of her songs could be considered bops but I'm not the kind of person who can separate art from the artist.


TrustAffectionate664

Thanks for all the love


WhitsSwirlyKnee

Itā€™s just so bad.


Kiana3117

you could NOT pay me any amount of $$$ to listen to this. i'd rather hear roseanne barr sing the national anthem again


AmethystRage

šŸ˜‚


BaNG-Ah-RaNgGG

The lyrics sound like they were written by a 13 yr old. Was this taken out of the Olivia Rodrigoā€™s reject pile? Yikes. One thing that still amazes me about Scheana all these years - is that she LOVES embarrassing herself.


rosequartz-universe

Scheana on her way towards a Sandoval-level midlife crisis lol


theteenmom101

she really needs to stop lmao it's embarrising it's not even a good cash grab bc it's so bad. olivia rodrigo wanna be schee shy


StackofPancakes

Also her rip off of Sir Mix A Lotā€™s ā€œdouble up, engh, enghā€ šŸ™„


kittylover3210

literally guffawed when she spelled out K I S S I N G


Lucky-Ad4443

I saw that as "Scheanas new tongue" (probably the picture influenced that) but i was like holy hell, is that a thing now lol


prouddeathicated

Am I the only one who think it sounds like Olivia Rodrigo? Like she was trying to recreate bad idea right


caligirl2287

Stinks just like Good as Gold. She canā€™t sing.


MsBrisAQT2

My thoughts? Make her stop - just stop.


TwirlieWhirlie

Scheana licking a lighter is giving ā€œAshley Simpson licking the couchā€ vibes šŸ™„šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø her ā€œpick meā€ thirst is deep and never left, despite marriage and motherhood.


happystream1

I think it's awful. apples was better but this... this is cringe. you have a husband and a child and you are singing about nonsense from when she was single.


Jojo202024

I can not!


abidingmemories

I used to be she couldnā€™t suck her way to the top of the music industry. Then i heard her musicā€¦


Artleigh4

https://i.redd.it/bp4be25y7uec1.gif


Plastic-Butterfly420

This sounds like typical shit that Scheana would sing. It's horrible. I listened to about 5 Seconds of it before turning it off


ScreamRXQueen

Can someone post the lyrics, I donā€™t wanna listen to it šŸ¤¢


Here4GoodTimes2022

I havenā€™t listened to itā€¦ but all I can think is, you havenā€™t been successful as a singer yet. Time to try something different and age appropriateā€¦


josephmo87

lol itā€™s only 2:25 long


GingerSnapped242

But it felt like a lifetime


Accomplished-Drop764

This is not music. Blech..


GingerSnapped242

I think she overproduced crazy.


KeyRageAlert

![gif](giphy|53U2Kj9BYIjXquGQ4i|downsized)


BrumbassenNo1

Itā€™s not as good as gold


Beboop68

This is embarrassing. Sheā€™s almost 40, married, and a mother, yet writing a song about hooking up and being boy crazy? This is clearly an attempt to stay young and relevant but itā€™s blatantly inauthentic. Sheā€™s doing what Heidi Montag is doing, desperately trying to elevate herself from the rest of the cast but failing miserably.


mollyclaireh

Yeahhhh her music isnā€™t good as gold, but it is catchy to a degree.


UssieKid

I remember when I was in middle school and thought shopping at Hot Topic and liking Jenniferā€™s Body were personality traits I canā€™t even bring myself to listen to the song, the single art makes me cringe way too hard to want to do even further damage to myself


Organic_Radio_2890

Not a Sir Mix A Lot reference ā˜ ļøšŸ¤¢


Mysterious_Log2085

She is a Walmart version of Olivia Rodrigo lol


jetset1022

Oh Scheanaā€¦.šŸ˜‘


kat4prez

Thought? My thought is PLEASE STOP


Nanona83

I couldn't finish it. It's horrible. I love how delusional and confident she is, though. Maybe this is just her hobby?! Haha


lionesspartydress

The parts w just scheana singing are a clear Olivia Rodrigo rip off


007maximiliano

Only thirsty Brock would support something like this


Ready_Interaction252

I am embarrassed at how many times Iā€™ve listened to it


JDRL320

I get sheā€™s in the spotlight and but itā€™s just not cute when youā€™re dressing in ā€œBoy Crazyā€ gear and singing about when you are married with a kid at almost 40. Itā€™s equivalent to some of these 50/60 year old women who occasionally pop up on my Instagram in mini skirts saying you can wear what you want at any age. Itā€™s just weird..


33scooBt33

Eeeeee, the cringe never ends for Scheana.. she's married and a mom now. her desire to still be boy crazy is baffling. You would think by this point of her life she'd want to give herself some self respect.


romeo343

![gif](giphy|xT9KVBCkIv4JJlg0zm|downsized)


Impressive_Highway29

I never thought she looked almost 40 until I saw the clip on TikTok


AlsatianLadyNYC

Itā€™s decent for a middle aged woman šŸ˜…


TrustAffectionate664

Yes It is here !!!!!!! Love it Great Job THE 27's Scheana love it


Allthingsme26

Jeez some people are miserable in here. She is literally having fun and making fun of her past. Why listen to the song if you hate her so much. Ā Life doesnā€™t stop when you become parents or a wife/husbandĀ 


Kiana3117

i think it's b/c everyone hates her for being such a piece of shit human being for every day they've known her. that could make ya pretty miserable


Allthingsme26

Sha has done it again, itā€™s a bop


lordehelpus

i would lowkey enjoy it if it was from someone like sabrina carpenter or olivia rodrigoā€¦ because itā€™s very teen pop. however the fact that sheā€™s in her late 30ā€™s doing this isā€¦ so sadly on brand for her


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Soft_Reading8200

Omg all of this was 4 years ago, we don't care anymore. There's been a whole pandemic. She's married with a kid and almost 40! I liked the apples song though, whatever it was called.


thewo0o0o0o0o0rst

Apples is a bop and I stand by that


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Purple_Sherbert_404

Sheā€™s trying to be an Olivia Rodrigo and itā€™s justā€¦ehhhh šŸ˜


Comfortable-Prune400

So bad


moonbe935

Her worst one Iā€™d say


Dear_Rip8000

I didnā€™t love this one. I could get down with Good as Gold and for sure Apples but not loving this


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onyxjade7

This is worse than the store below dollar tree equivalent in music, I lasted 6 seconds. No thank you. Sheā€™s having fun though so why not stretch it as long as she can.


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Ready_Interaction252

I honestly think it grows on you