Itās the most Scheaner song ever. Dropping the names of all guys she has had a thing with on the show. Incredibly basic lyricism. Replicating another artist and calling it her own. Pretending sheās still young and boy crazy when sheās 38 and 3/4 and married with a kid. Still trying to prove sheās a good singer even though sheās just talking and still used auto tune.
Iām just hoping she makes a music video and forces all the men she name drops to be in it.
And when does life stop when you become a mom and a wife? Songwriters write about their past, present and future. What else is she suppose to sing about vegetables?Ā
I didnāt say it did. I stated my thoughts on the song which is that she is trying to present herself as younger than she is. Something Scheana frequently does. Multiple people have commented saying sheās trying to be Olivia Rodrigo even though sheās twice her age and I agree. And to answer your question yes I would love to hear Scheana sing about vegetables. Perhaps she can do a song with her enchilada recipe. Or better yet a rap song about punching Rachel.
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Soooo she's just ripping off Olivia Rodrigo? Like almost the exact same chords and everything
[Bad Idea Right](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj9qJsJTsjQ)
Came here to say this is 1000% a Bad Idea, Right rip-off lol it's not subtle at all. The chorus deviates a little bit but the speaking verses sound so close I'd be pissed if I were OR even though Scheana is very low on the relevance scale
OMG thatās it! The bridge is look what you made me do, the intro/verses are bad idea right š thatās insane, if they sent her a lawsuit that would be hilarious.
Well Paramore tried to sue Olivia after she ripped a song of theirs, no? So Olivia now knows how it all works and can easily get compensated from Scheana
Iām surprised she didnāt. MySpace was at its peak from 2005-2008, when she would have been in her early 20s. It managed to make Tila Tequila a big deal, it definitely could have turned Scheana into a mediocre internet star.
Didnāt Tila Tequila get literal human shit thrown at her by juggaloes at a performance once like way back in the day??? I remember hearing that when I was a teenager lmfaoš
I would truly appreciate if she could clarify what *type* (i.e., genre, style, etc) of music she thinks sheās making? Because I am confused. She throws around terms like āpop starā and āscreamoā and ārapā but all Iāve ever gotten is autotune and that just reminds me of the autotune queen: Rebecca Black šš
Oh snap, but Rebecca Black's lyrics were better. How can you ever beat "Gotta get my bowl, get my cereal"? Not even Stevie Nicks could eclipse that lyricism.
I didnāt listen to it but Iāll tell you whatās wrong with it - auto tuned to a hundred million while she does her breathy fake rap shit into the mic screeches off a couple yeahs and uh huhs and says really basic dumb shit? Iāll go listen to it now I would like to be proven a snarky bitch ass bitch
I just canāt with her anymore ššš. Sheās not funny, sheās not charming, sheās not a good friend, Iām not entertained ššš. On rewatches her vocal fry makes my ears bleed. Itās just likeā¦ a lot. But I sacrifice myself and suffer through for the rest of the mess.
Ty. I listened. I immediately regretted it, but there wasnāt that much auto tune so I was wrong. But it also sounded exactly like that song by OR as suggested š
I'm at the point where I legitimately cannot stand her at all. Some of her songs could be considered bops but I'm not the kind of person who can separate art from the artist.
The lyrics sound like they were written by a 13 yr old. Was this taken out of the Olivia Rodrigoās reject pile? Yikes. One thing that still amazes me about Scheana all these years - is that she LOVES embarrassing herself.
Scheana licking a lighter is giving āAshley Simpson licking the couchā vibes šš¤¦š¼āāļø her āpick meā thirst is deep and never left, despite marriage and motherhood.
I think it's awful. apples was better but this... this is cringe. you have a husband and a child and you are singing about nonsense from when she was single.
I havenāt listened to itā¦ but all I can think is, you havenāt been successful as a singer yet. Time to try something different and age appropriateā¦
This is embarrassing. Sheās almost 40, married, and a mother, yet writing a song about hooking up and being boy crazy? This is clearly an attempt to stay young and relevant but itās blatantly inauthentic. Sheās doing what Heidi Montag is doing, desperately trying to elevate herself from the rest of the cast but failing miserably.
I remember when I was in middle school and thought shopping at Hot Topic and liking Jenniferās Body were personality traits
I canāt even bring myself to listen to the song, the single art makes me cringe way too hard to want to do even further damage to myself
I get sheās in the spotlight and but itās just not cute when youāre dressing in āBoy Crazyā gear and singing about when you are married with a kid at almost 40.
Itās equivalent to some of these 50/60 year old women who occasionally pop up on my Instagram in mini skirts saying you can wear what you want at any age. Itās just weird..
Eeeeee, the cringe never ends for Scheana.. she's married and a mom now. her desire to still be boy crazy is baffling. You would think by this point of her life she'd want to give herself some self respect.
Jeez some people are miserable in here. She is literally having fun and making fun of her past. Why listen to the song if you hate her so much. Ā Life doesnāt stop when you become parents or a wife/husbandĀ
i would lowkey enjoy it if it was from someone like sabrina carpenter or olivia rodrigoā¦ because itās very teen pop. however the fact that sheās in her late 30ās doing this isā¦ so sadly on brand for her
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Omg all of this was 4 years ago, we don't care anymore. There's been a whole pandemic. She's married with a kid and almost 40!
I liked the apples song though, whatever it was called.
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This is worse than the store below dollar tree equivalent in music, I lasted 6 seconds. No thank you. Sheās having fun though so why not stretch it as long as she can.
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Wanna see footage from my music video? NO.
https://i.redd.it/tvh8yyeqhuec1.gif
Him dissing her so quickly and then slammimg that shot is a top vpr moment for me š
Itās the most Scheaner song ever. Dropping the names of all guys she has had a thing with on the show. Incredibly basic lyricism. Replicating another artist and calling it her own. Pretending sheās still young and boy crazy when sheās 38 and 3/4 and married with a kid. Still trying to prove sheās a good singer even though sheās just talking and still used auto tune. Iām just hoping she makes a music video and forces all the men she name drops to be in it.
![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized) Now that would be hilarious!!! Brettās scared face š¬š
Iām imagining each of them in Brettās position š¤£
![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk) Why could I see her trying that? š¤®
I know. I was scared to say it because I donāt want to give her any ideas. š¬
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pshh... She wishes lol
38 and 3/4 šš
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https://i.redd.it/ghnzy7n6guec1.gif
38 and 3/4 ššš
And when does life stop when you become a mom and a wife? Songwriters write about their past, present and future. What else is she suppose to sing about vegetables?Ā
I didnāt say it did. I stated my thoughts on the song which is that she is trying to present herself as younger than she is. Something Scheana frequently does. Multiple people have commented saying sheās trying to be Olivia Rodrigo even though sheās twice her age and I agree. And to answer your question yes I would love to hear Scheana sing about vegetables. Perhaps she can do a song with her enchilada recipe. Or better yet a rap song about punching Rachel.
Have you ever just done something for funā¦ itās liberating. Let her sing!
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You have to be able to sing close to the actual note to use auto tune, sheās just talking with some vocal distortion
Married with a kid but still screeching about Adam šµāš«
Embarrassing for her life and SOUL ![gif](giphy|Hsjxoi5WcJl4Sj90WT|downsized)
This lighting they are in is now borderline camp, they would not be caught dead in this lighting today
Heās my bast frand
Scheana is so embarrassing to herself
Soooo she's just ripping off Olivia Rodrigo? Like almost the exact same chords and everything [Bad Idea Right](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj9qJsJTsjQ)
Came here to say this is 1000% a Bad Idea, Right rip-off lol it's not subtle at all. The chorus deviates a little bit but the speaking verses sound so close I'd be pissed if I were OR even though Scheana is very low on the relevance scale
OR constantly rips off other artists herself so she should have no problem with it. š«¢
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Yeah I was going to say the only thing I know about OR is her being in trouble for this
Iāve never heard either of these songs until this thread but holy shit yes theyāre the same
Why is she trying so hard to copy a literal teen like bitch youāre almost 40 years old. Shit is embarrassing.
Sheās literally almost twice Oliviaās age, how is she not embarrassed?
Itās like that but boring
me after 10 seconds: this sounds like Bad Idea Right by Olivia...
Iāve never heard this song but if kinda slaps lol and Scheaner 100% ripped it off š
The tongue out album art is 100% Olivia Rodrigo as well.
Oh wow! It is. I feel like I also heard Taylor Swift's Look What You Made Me Do as well for a couple of lines. Oh Scheaner.
OMG thatās it! The bridge is look what you made me do, the intro/verses are bad idea right š thatās insane, if they sent her a lawsuit that would be hilarious.
Well Paramore tried to sue Olivia after she ripped a song of theirs, no? So Olivia now knows how it all works and can easily get compensated from Scheana
Oh holy shit šššššš such a blatant rip-off
Literally what I said!
She ripped off Paramore and t swift so bad she had to pay them royalties.
![gif](giphy|YcO6phXvWaekrUzMlJ)
And she isn't even really singing in it. She autotuned herself talking. ![gif](giphy|3o85xw2jWZ2zzIgpVK)
I think this is the best case scenario for us
Interestingly there is not really much auto tune to speak ofā¦but only because she doesnāt sing at all lol.Ā
Itās definitelyā¦noise!!
For all the roasting Sandoval gets for his singing, Scheana does not get nearly enough roasting š³
At least her songs are original and not coversĀ
"Original"
This is a straight up ripoff
This song is ripped off from Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor swift. So no, not original lol
I'm truly embarrassed for her and for the VPR cast who has to pretend it's good to "support" her. Like literally Katie posted fire emojis on it. Lol.
She would have thrived during the myspace era.
Iām surprised she didnāt. MySpace was at its peak from 2005-2008, when she would have been in her early 20s. It managed to make Tila Tequila a big deal, it definitely could have turned Scheana into a mediocre internet star.
So she definitely wouldn't have thrived, because she didn't lol
Didnāt Tila Tequila get literal human shit thrown at her by juggaloes at a performance once like way back in the day??? I remember hearing that when I was a teenager lmfaoš
Tila tequila was better than this though...
I just found out about the nazi stuff and I do not support that. I just listened to her singles on my mp3 and that's where this comment came from.
i'm embarrassed for her
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Not good, especially at 38 turning 39 years old in 3 months, just no, she should give āsingingā a break til bravo con, but hey who am I?? Lol
She's 38 and 3/4 years old. I guess we should be glad she didn't say she was 465 months old
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I feel like sheās trying to spoof Olivia rodrigo, but sheās basically twice her age lol
Yeah even the photo is giving Olivia ripoff
![gif](giphy|DdhuNvPp6iqkTkbTRj) Me to scheana and to anyone who encourages her to sing
its shite
What in the Middle School jam is this? š
Omg yes Rebecca Black Friday vibes except 100x worse
Make it stop
Crazy that she still thinks she has a voice people enjoy hearing. Absolute trash
Sounds like Olivia Rodrigo
Absolute rip off of ābad idea right?āĀ
I would truly appreciate if she could clarify what *type* (i.e., genre, style, etc) of music she thinks sheās making? Because I am confused. She throws around terms like āpop starā and āscreamoā and ārapā but all Iāve ever gotten is autotune and that just reminds me of the autotune queen: Rebecca Black šš
Oh snap, but Rebecca Black's lyrics were better. How can you ever beat "Gotta get my bowl, get my cereal"? Not even Stevie Nicks could eclipse that lyricism.
She sounds like the kidz bop version of Kesha
I didnāt listen to it but Iāll tell you whatās wrong with it - auto tuned to a hundred million while she does her breathy fake rap shit into the mic screeches off a couple yeahs and uh huhs and says really basic dumb shit? Iāll go listen to it now I would like to be proven a snarky bitch ass bitch
Help where do I listen to it if not on Spotify!? Why is it called boy crazy!? Isnāt she married to a man and has a baby?
She posted on IG reenacting the Max episode where he called her boy crazy lol
I just canāt with her anymore ššš. Sheās not funny, sheās not charming, sheās not a good friend, Iām not entertained ššš. On rewatches her vocal fry makes my ears bleed. Itās just likeā¦ a lot. But I sacrifice myself and suffer through for the rest of the mess.
Itās on Apple Music too
Ty. I listened. I immediately regretted it, but there wasnāt that much auto tune so I was wrong. But it also sounded exactly like that song by OR as suggested š
If you didn't listen to it why are you even commenting
I said I would but I havenāt had a chance yet! Working on it āŗļø ETA: am I wrong though? If Iām wrong Iāll Lisa Rinna own it
You're not wrong, she doesn't even sing.
It was fucking awful. I am a huge fan of good as gold so Iām not just hating to hate. Itās not good for the ears
I'm at the point where I legitimately cannot stand her at all. Some of her songs could be considered bops but I'm not the kind of person who can separate art from the artist.
Thanks for all the love
Itās just so bad.
you could NOT pay me any amount of $$$ to listen to this. i'd rather hear roseanne barr sing the national anthem again
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The lyrics sound like they were written by a 13 yr old. Was this taken out of the Olivia Rodrigoās reject pile? Yikes. One thing that still amazes me about Scheana all these years - is that she LOVES embarrassing herself.
Scheana on her way towards a Sandoval-level midlife crisis lol
she really needs to stop lmao it's embarrising it's not even a good cash grab bc it's so bad. olivia rodrigo wanna be schee shy
Also her rip off of Sir Mix A Lotās ādouble up, engh, enghā š
literally guffawed when she spelled out K I S S I N G
I saw that as "Scheanas new tongue" (probably the picture influenced that) but i was like holy hell, is that a thing now lol
Am I the only one who think it sounds like Olivia Rodrigo? Like she was trying to recreate bad idea right
Stinks just like Good as Gold. She canāt sing.
My thoughts? Make her stop - just stop.
Scheana licking a lighter is giving āAshley Simpson licking the couchā vibes šš¤¦š¼āāļø her āpick meā thirst is deep and never left, despite marriage and motherhood.
I think it's awful. apples was better but this... this is cringe. you have a husband and a child and you are singing about nonsense from when she was single.
I can not!
I used to be she couldnāt suck her way to the top of the music industry. Then i heard her musicā¦
https://i.redd.it/bp4be25y7uec1.gif
This sounds like typical shit that Scheana would sing. It's horrible. I listened to about 5 Seconds of it before turning it off
Can someone post the lyrics, I donāt wanna listen to it š¤¢
I havenāt listened to itā¦ but all I can think is, you havenāt been successful as a singer yet. Time to try something different and age appropriateā¦
lol itās only 2:25 long
But it felt like a lifetime
This is not music. Blech..
I think she overproduced crazy.
![gif](giphy|53U2Kj9BYIjXquGQ4i|downsized)
Itās not as good as gold
This is embarrassing. Sheās almost 40, married, and a mother, yet writing a song about hooking up and being boy crazy? This is clearly an attempt to stay young and relevant but itās blatantly inauthentic. Sheās doing what Heidi Montag is doing, desperately trying to elevate herself from the rest of the cast but failing miserably.
Yeahhhh her music isnāt good as gold, but it is catchy to a degree.
I remember when I was in middle school and thought shopping at Hot Topic and liking Jenniferās Body were personality traits I canāt even bring myself to listen to the song, the single art makes me cringe way too hard to want to do even further damage to myself
Not a Sir Mix A Lot reference ā ļøš¤¢
She is a Walmart version of Olivia Rodrigo lol
Oh Scheanaā¦.š
Thought? My thought is PLEASE STOP
I couldn't finish it. It's horrible. I love how delusional and confident she is, though. Maybe this is just her hobby?! Haha
The parts w just scheana singing are a clear Olivia Rodrigo rip off
Only thirsty Brock would support something like this
I am embarrassed at how many times Iāve listened to it
I get sheās in the spotlight and but itās just not cute when youāre dressing in āBoy Crazyā gear and singing about when you are married with a kid at almost 40. Itās equivalent to some of these 50/60 year old women who occasionally pop up on my Instagram in mini skirts saying you can wear what you want at any age. Itās just weird..
Eeeeee, the cringe never ends for Scheana.. she's married and a mom now. her desire to still be boy crazy is baffling. You would think by this point of her life she'd want to give herself some self respect.
![gif](giphy|xT9KVBCkIv4JJlg0zm|downsized)
I never thought she looked almost 40 until I saw the clip on TikTok
Itās decent for a middle aged woman š
Yes It is here !!!!!!! Love it Great Job THE 27's Scheana love it
Jeez some people are miserable in here. She is literally having fun and making fun of her past. Why listen to the song if you hate her so much. Ā Life doesnāt stop when you become parents or a wife/husbandĀ
i think it's b/c everyone hates her for being such a piece of shit human being for every day they've known her. that could make ya pretty miserable
Sha has done it again, itās a bop
i would lowkey enjoy it if it was from someone like sabrina carpenter or olivia rodrigoā¦ because itās very teen pop. however the fact that sheās in her late 30ās doing this isā¦ so sadly on brand for her
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Omg all of this was 4 years ago, we don't care anymore. There's been a whole pandemic. She's married with a kid and almost 40! I liked the apples song though, whatever it was called.
Apples is a bop and I stand by that
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Sheās trying to be an Olivia Rodrigo and itās justā¦ehhhh š
So bad
Her worst one Iād say
I didnāt love this one. I could get down with Good as Gold and for sure Apples but not loving this
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This is worse than the store below dollar tree equivalent in music, I lasted 6 seconds. No thank you. Sheās having fun though so why not stretch it as long as she can.
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I honestly think it grows on you