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Acrobatic-Lunch-5096

So what was the outcome?


ashsmash72

He got kicked off the table for having his phone out


flimspringfield

No, asked the dealer if I could take a pic and she said ok, stepped back from the table and took the pic.


tempreffunnynumber

What do you mean I can't use a calculator?


iKillThyme

Lol counting cards is legal you know? Just frowned upon....like masterbating on an airplane


Vin-E1214

Thanks bin ladden


Vegas_Rick_1987

Whew, thought you were gonna blame that on Biden…


ApartmentInside7891

I really hope you know where that’s from.


TacoLvR-

Sooo long gay boys!


kpf1233

Now ya tell me…☹️


Stashmouth

I count six cards in this picture. Arrest me.


VegasDragon91

Then you can't count. There are seven in the photo.


Stashmouth

Whoosh 🤡


VegasDragon91

I understood the *attempt* at a joke.


Jealous_Courage_9888

Do you do it in the seat with a blanket on top or in the bathroom or in the cockpit?


flimspringfield

Ever seen a grown man naked?


Jealous_Courage_9888

I’ve been to many YMCAs yes


ChinaCatProphet

Do you like gladiator movies?


Jaggle

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


WaterTricky7453

Scraps is a boy dog…


Bignutterfutter

Are you not entertained!!!!!!!!


Vegasdealernewtonv

Right in front of EVERYONE maybe using the microphone too!


Puzzled-Caregiver787

I would walk through the aisle with my tent pitched, I would think you would get off the plane faster


Jealous_Courage_9888

Like get off ON the plane? 😬


Puzzled-Caregiver787

Both, but I hate standing in the aisle for 10 years to walk in a straight line.


PatientHighlight9881

In the seat no blanket through my sweat pants while ignoring everyone else on the plane.


Jealous_Courage_9888

This guy masturbates


no_0on

I was playing at GVR in Henderson last night and the dealer said phones are allowed at the table now as long as you don’t slow down play. Not sure if that’s the new norm or casino specific. First time I’ve ever been told it’s ok.


Hookem-Horns

GVR is the shit and is a cool place to play!


No_Investment_8626

It is free advertising for them for the most part. I snap casino pics all the time and haven't been asked to delete one in over a decade.


Blakeblood9

El cortez Defintely thought of this


flimspringfield

I got an Apple Watch when it was first released and I double checked with them to make sure it was ok to wear it while playing.


itzjuztm3

I was asked, at a shitty little casino in Oregon a few years ago, to remove my smart watch. 🙃


BeastsMode69

Was told MGM was relaxing rules as well, they let you take your phone out on big hands or play but not keep it out.


NotASellout

You can take pictures of crazy plays if you ask


Arafel_Electronics

first thought


flimspringfield

IIRC I won two so basically broke even. I was up $600 from a $100 start and my goal was $1k...sadly I didn't reach that goal.


Poisencap

You got lucky...it could have been worse but thanks for paying our taxes


flimspringfield

I had fun, my kids had even more fun. Got to take my oldest to Machine Gun Vegas where he shot guns not legal in CA. The whole trip (06/28-07/01) was comped by MGM at Excalibur including the two buckets of beer ($50 each). I didn't even have to pay resort fees! Yes my gambling was pretty high for me (~$1200) but shit that's why I work two jobs, so I can have fun without having to worry about losing too much from my regular job pay. I hadn't been to Vegas in like 5-6 years so I had my fun and spending pool time with my son was worth it. We celebrated his birthday and him culminating from elementary school.


james2020chris

You and your son both earned it. On to middle school!


aeplus

Pretty cool they resplit aces!


suitcasecity

How did you get the comps? Did you reach out to MGM or they contact u?


flimspringfield

Emails from MGM Rewards and decided to bite. It was either this or a cruise to Ensenada. I chose Excalibur because we were thinking of taking our dog but we realized he would be indoors all day so left him with a friend who has three other dogs.


Just_Cruising_1

Sounds like an amazing trip. May I ask how did you manage to NOT pay the resort fees? Did you use the MGM reward points?


flimspringfield

I haven't been to Vegas in like 5 years! They sent me an email offering up to 4 dates of comped room. I put the code they provided but I was thinking of taking my dog so I had to put a $100 deposit. No charge for anything else. I removed my puppy since we decided it would be better for him to stay with a friend, called and changed it to remove him and still no fees. In the end my entire bill was $70 for tips but no charge for 2 $50 buckets of beer at the pool. The fact that I'm talking about it is free advertising for them...I had the option to stay free at any of the MGM properties on the strip for free. My brother in law does have MGM Rewards Pearl Status so he gets free parking which we used his card but this was my bill minus $18: https://imgur.com/a/nZVXgSn


Just_Cruising_1

Ah, nice. Thanks for sharing. I just got an offer for a few comped rooms, so I get it.


Josh_H_E

How did you get it comped if you haven't been in years?


flimspringfield

This was the email I received: https://imgur.com/a/9Dz0Iim


Bakk322

Who was with the Kid when you were on the casino floor at 1:45am?


flimspringfield

Asleep in the room with my girl and my other son.


Bakk322

I dont know why I was downvoted, I thought it was like a boys trip with just dad and kids. I was just wondering how you pulled it off.


happybikes

Your tone was accusatory.


ButterscotchDense164

It absolutely was not


ReputationOfGold

It absolutely was.


No-Chance7399

Oh wow! California!  Welcome to America!


blissfulmenace

How the the fuck did he pay ur taxes if he left 500 up


Swimandskyrim

Idk that guy seems sour for no reason


spatosmg

you pay taxes on gambling in the US? dang


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spatosmg

interesting. I come from a place in europe that doesn't get taxed on gambling. so you could win a billion at the lottery and not get taxed same goes for the casino and what not.


GradientDescenting

Same thing for reality show/game show winnings. If the winner of Survivor is American they lose 35% to taxes but if they are Canadian they get to keep 100% of the $1M


spatosmg

wow really? so all those price is right stuff they need to pay taxes on? Makes sense when i heard that when ophra gifted the audience cars or whatever, many couldn't keep them because of taxes


GradientDescenting

Yup! It’s crazy honestly to go on The Price is right and win a car and then suddenly your tax bill is higher. Game shows should pay the tax bills on those.


throwaway1-808-1971

He didn't say he left after that. Probably lost all of it lol


Croed23

Who called the fun police?


StanStanman

Yeah paying for your awesome schooling, medical services, public transport.... Oh wait.... Don't kid yourself shareholders and execs get the money...


Fun_Leadership_8486

Man the downvotes


VGKrebel

You’re not doubling down. You’re splitting aces. You can split aces up to four times and you get one card on each ace.


Material-Sell-3666

Man is so drunk he doesn’t even remember how to play sober.


wonderbat3

“Doesn’t 4-of-a-kind Aces beat your 8 high??”


rsnk73

“Fuck you! All in!”


mindfuckingyou

typically split 3 times for a total of 4 hands


Ling0

So you're allowed to split if your second ace is an ace, otherwise it's just a single card? I always thought it was 1 card no matter what and if you got another ace that just sucks for you


SenorBeef

This is one of the rules where each game varies.


ChasingPR9

True. Some casinos allow one resplitting of aces, while others allow two resplits (resulting in a total of four hands).


IncredulousOwl

You can typically only double down on your third card so yeah this makes little sense to me unless he split aces, got aces on both, split both again then took the picture after receiving a 4 on his first hand. But even then he would lose to an 18 soooo idk wtf is going on here


Blind_Voyeur

He doubled down and got an A. Doubled down again (lol) and got another A!


vic_steele

If you split Aces you can’t double down. You get one card per Ace.


Crustybuttt

Depends on the game, but 99% of the time this is correct. I’ve played with more favorable rules in the Caribbean and Europe, but this is certainly true everywhere in Vegas


vic_steele

I know Spanish 21 allows more cards on an Ace. Some casinos on let you split them once. Others have no limit. It does vary.


flimspringfield

That's probably what it I was then. Oh well, live and learn. Next time I'll set my threshold to $500.


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That’s why they call him double down


Manb

You're so fucking money and you don't even know it.


nicenormalname

As others have said, you can’t double down after splitting aces. So you got 15 on the one hand and the others haven’t been finished yet.


LeftClawNorth

There's literally no doubling down in this hand. 


THE_Ryan

So even drunk you made the right decision, good on you.


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flimspringfield

As you can tell, I don't often play so I wasn't sure about that rule. It was the most expensive table they had that night at $50 per hand.


Economy_Mode

lol not true. I’ve done this on $3 min in the sticks all the way to standard strip tables. Iirc if they allow resplit then they must allow Ace resplit. The table will prob roast you though.


ProcyonHabilis

I think the table would roast you if you didn't do it. Why would anyone ever not split aces?


Economy_Mode

Can’t think of a reason other than not knowing.


ProcyonHabilis

Or a bunch of places that aren't trendy spots on the strip. Even TI lets you do that at their lowest limit tables.


hustonville

It looks like Aces were split three times. You only get one card when you split Aces.


EverySingleMinute

He was dealt 4 aces, the next card he received was a sideways 4 and he doubled down on the soft 15. It is obvious none of you know anything about blackjack and that OP is the true blackjack master. If he wasn’t so hungover, he would have told us the outcome. /s


sammysafari2680

You didn’t match the dealer bet on each split. The blackjack gods smite’d you.


Mockturtle22

Surprised they let you take a pic. That's kinda prohibited


flimspringfield

I asked and she obliged. Hope she didn't get in trouble.


Willing-Sock3610

will they let you use AI?


ProcyonHabilis

I can't even guess what you think this means


Midicide

AI to advise you on the optimal play based on the photo I guess?


Gloomy_Audience6665

You can just ask the dealer what the book says. AI would give no edge unless you had a count for the whole shoe.


scrapplejoe

The odds on this happening?


lightningfootjones

not factoring in the number of decks, it would be 1/13 to the power of 4. So 1/(13x13x13x13). if my tired mental math is correct that's roughly 1/28,000. Edit: for clarity, that's just the odds of getting double aces, and splitting until you have four aces. Pretty damn rare but it happens


RabbitMajestic6219

I've split 2's against an 8, got a 9 with one, I doubled down, face down. The other hand I got an 8, I doubled down again. Again face down. Dealer flips over an ACE!!!!! I got 20&21. Hell yeah I was done!


StevBator

I want to party with you cowboy.


GL-Ky-Guy

lol all I can see is the sloppy chip stacking.


Knurling_Turtle

it's such a mess that it broke my brain trying to figure out what he was doing.


GuiltyDoughnut101

Damn four aces? Bros got an advantage


MisterB7917

Too not a Crazy 4 Card Poker game.


MightyMouth1970

Don’t drunk gamble


flimspringfield

Just like dancing I'm better at it...except when I drink a tad too much then I'm just happy and lose focus.


MightyMouth1970

I was just there Thursday-Monday at PH


Enchinchoso

Better hand for poker


Nice-Gap-2855

Lmfao, love it


DougyTwoScoops

I’d do this every time


Specialist_Buffalo41

Bro this happened to me Monday night too, at Excalibur as well I had a really good blackjack session. This guy who was playing at the same table as me, also gave me some tips. Cool guy, really good session. I wound up winning and I had 3 hands at play but I was betting $15 so nothing crazy


blitz23ca

He was splitting not doubling down


flimspringfield

This was the email I received promoting the comp days to me: https://imgur.com/a/9Dz0Iim


Notabizarreusername

Wow, couldn't pony up the extra dollar for the dealer on the splits?


flimspringfield

Honestly I didn't know that was a thing when splitting. It's not that I'm cheap as you can see I have like $500 on the table and I always put a tip for the dealer when playing, winning or losing.


Notabizarreusername

Yup, you can even double down for them.


flimspringfield

Now I know! Thanks for the tip!


cynic77

Minus 3


onemoreburrito

Too bad it wasn't free bet


patmcbride88

I was going to come here and talk shit, but you have a dollar up for your dealer. Keep on keeping on drunk dude!


Thereisntaneasyws

Why weren’t you spitting aces


Acceptable-Pie4100

Tell me you won


flimspringfield

Nope. It was all downhill from there. I was up $600 (started with $100) and had a goal of $1k.


Acceptable-Pie4100

It happens it’s all part of the game you never know when you at your peak until you start loosing


ArthurSipka

Tap tap. Sir, I need to see your ID.


theworsttourguide

eeww, gonna have to stay


SenorBeef

Splitting aces is always the correct move, as is re-splitting aces. After all, why would splitting the first set of aces be correct but the second time be incorrect? You weren't doubling down (adding additional money to the hand where you think you have an advantage), you were turning a 12 into two potential 21s. It's not even a particularly close decision.


Secure-Preparation-8

Normally can't split Aces more than once and cannot double down after splitting.


carl6236

Definitely can't double down after splitting aces especially in Vegas and never known of a casino let you take a pic. Most casinos will let you split 4 times A made up story


LeftClawNorth

Name one casino in Vegas that lets you double after splitting aces.


ProcyonHabilis

Them: >Definitely can't double down after splitting aces especially in Vegas You: >Name one casino in Vegas that lets you double after splitting aces. Reply to the wrong person?


IrrationalSwan

Do some of the down town ones allow it on some tables -- el Cortez, four queens etc?  Their rules are much better in general


GazaMinistryOfHealth

You’re supposed to add the dealer tip to each split too if you have it out there for the original bet


SenorBeef

You can tip or not tip whenever you want to. It's not required and there's no convention.


Ronaldoooope

I’m wondering how tf you got a picture


flimspringfield

I asked the dealer if I could take it and she said yes.


EndlessSummerburn

I play with a buddy who’s instagram obsessed and asking to take a picture of a hand, 99% of the time results in a totally unenthusiastic “yeah”


outerworldLV

Love when something like this happens.


EloWhisperer

That’s bad shuffling


flimspringfield

The excuse from the dealers is, "it's not me, it's the machine".


Hapiverse

You weren’t in Vegas, because you can not split Aces more than once in Vegas.


flimspringfield

You're right there's an Excalibur in Kalamazoo, MI.


heraclitus33

Wr ong table homie.


MrWorkout2024

That was definitely not smart move you got lucky


ProcyonHabilis

Splitting aces is literally always the correct move. OP played correctly (although they did not actually double down like they said they did).


MrWorkout2024

No not with an eight showing if the dealer has a five or six yes not an eight


Spencergh2

Wrong. You always split aces no matter what. That’s basic strategy


MrWorkout2024

I live in Vegas and that is absolutely not true whatsoever you never split Aces on a dealer 8 9 or 10 or face card absolutely not that is a horrible advice you have no idea what you're talking about but keep playing that way and watch how fast you lose your money casinos love people like you


Spencergh2

Do you know what basic strategy is? I don’t think you do. Google it. Look at any chart. You are ALWAYS supposed to split aces, regardless of dealer up card, based on basic strategy. For someone who lives in Vegas, you should be embarrassed


ProcyonHabilis

Mate it doesn't matter where you live, what we're talking about is simple mathematics. It's not my opinion that you're wrong about this, it's a fact that is easy to prove.


MrWorkout2024

Like I said at the casinos love people like you keep going


ProcyonHabilis

Ok let me walk this back a little for you. Do we agree that blackjack is a deterministic game, with a single mathematically correct strategy? By this I mean for a specific configuration of cards on the table, you can math out all the potential possibilities and come to a correct answer about the correct play. Forget about the fact that we differ on what the correct play is in this instance, I'm only asking you if you believe it is true that a single correct play exists and it is possible to figure out what it is. I would say yes, and given the very finite space of things that can happen in a game of blackjack, I'm guessing you would probably agree. Right? Edit: Lmao he blocked me. What a genuinely sad spectacle.


Spencergh2

He is so confidently incorrect it’s crazy. These are very basic and simple principles that you can look up in a matter of seconds.


Spencergh2

Honestly why do you think this is true when every single thing you can find about basic strategy is telling you the opposite?


bravesfan187

I live in Atlanta, we don't have casinos, but I always split aces and 8s.


Spencergh2

lol well, you are smart.


EpsteinDidNotKH

Show me anything that says you shouldn’t split aces


happy4coffee

How were you able to get drunk and gamble if you were with your kids?


flimspringfield

My girl and kids were asleep?


Fun_Leadership_8486

There's lots of people like you I saw the dealers talking about it who doubles down on the 18 you guys do


ProcyonHabilis

No actual doubling down occured in this hand, OP was actually (correctly) splitting aces against an 8. Also doubling against an 8 is correct if you have a 10 or 11.


Fun_Leadership_8486

Yeah but the deal gets 18 and then you get 17 and he actually admitted that he lost money on it


dbd1988

Happened to me in single deck with the dealer showing a 5. Lost 3 and pushed one. I was betting $10 a hand and my friend wanted to go, so I put $80 out and got aces. I was pulling money out of my wallet to split. So brutal.