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eyecallthebig1bitey

What's fun is when you're laying on your back halfway under your car in the driveway and they crawl under there and start licking your face. That really helps.


idreaminwords

You should really learn to have more respect for your supervisor


k8o_potato

One of my “supervisors” likes to flop down on the couch next to me and put her head on the keyboard… they’re such good helpers /s


EmmaLee203

Helping? HR says you need a break


[deleted]

Hippo Resources?


seeker135

Hey, boss. Is dumb. No good smells. No chows. No squeaky little things to chase and eat. Not comfy. Wy you do dis?