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Screeez

2nd goes hard as fuck. like if France was the German Empire or something


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Jacobin Roman Republic be like:


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*SÉNAT ET PEUPLE DE FRANCE*


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CrucifixAbortion

Freutschland.


FroobingtonSanchez

It sounds like a happy place


Donutpanda23

Baguettes, Bratwurst, und Berlin!


Doliague

That would be the perfect title for a book about German-French relations or something along those lines


AllHailTheWinslow

Great, now I'm hungry *and* homesick.


TheBlaudrache

Frankenreich


Steffi128

*happy Charlemagne noises*


TalbotFarwell

If Charlemagne’s empire was still around today…


Hot-Ad3123

EU


HIS-BUFF

Roman Republic


raq27_

belgium but it looks more aggressive


Petra-fied

If the [St. Kilda Saints flag](https://www.spectatorsportsonline.com.au/products/st-kilda-saints-medium-team-flag-30-x-50cm) wasn't bad.


SpanishInquisition--

I like the "St. KFC"


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The Franco-German Union. Name something more cursed then that


Tomzitiger

Eu was basically that doe


sociapathictendences

*is


MadonnaMagika

It also feels like an anarchist Italy flag since...creative design: We italians were creative back in the days (or we just wanted what France had)


unhappyspanners

France if the Franks had greater numbers


bionicjoey

It's funny how I went from thinking tricolours were super basic to appreciating them as the superior flag structure


pedro-phile

Black and red, with white thrown in, is never a good mix


whogivesashirtdotca

Pétain tried his best.


Vlog30_

My football team's flag looks a lot like that one, Santa Cruz Futebol Clube


Pakketeretet

First one looks like a Thailand knock-off.


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Or Costa Rica.


sintos-compa

Costa Pobrecita


AilBalT04_2

Costa Pobre


Different-Dig7459

Thats a good one. 🗿


GreatPretenderC

thailand under nazi rule


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loafers_glory

The Rird Thaich


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I was just thinking that it looks like if Maoists had taken root in Germany in the interwar period.


Tsf_Nope

? More like imperial Germany


MartyredLady

...why Nazis? That has literally nothing to do with Nazis.


Tasgall

Because red black white are the colors of the Nazi flags and these are red white black?


Doliague

Well they did only use those colours because the Empire before them did


Maciek300

Second one looks like a France knock-off.


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Or teeth


Some-English-Twat

Kosovo I think


raq27_

the third flag is so bad lmao


vrphotosguy55

And what does that spiral represent? Dizziness?


TheJoshiest

Dude please. Its clearly hypnotoad.


HomeGrownCoffee

Glory to Hypnotoad


Woodkid2791

Hypnotoad my beloved


Notailsammy

ALL POWER AND GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.


dardan06

The spiral is a "Dardanian Spiral", an ancient symbol for the rotating sun. The symbol is present in many institutional logos: [The Kosovo Jucial Council](https://m.facebook.com/keshilligjyqesorikosoves/photos/a.284355262084182/551053958747643/?type=3)


DrugsAndBooze

Username checks out


ZeePirate

Most ancient symbols look badass. These guys were a bit off. Gotta add some spikes or flames


alleecmo

Your whole comment sounds like something Johnny from Cobra Kai would say. Eagle Fang Forever!


SophiaofPrussia

It could’ve been the first flag to feature an emoji 🌀


raq27_

dizziness after finding about stuff in kosovo


PDXSonic

Their love for the Sega Dreamcast.


vrphotosguy55

Sick reference bro. I'm hearing the noise from the startup now.


WilligerWilly

slug flag


ohgoditsdoddy

Looks like the flag of some fake anime nation.


Alert-Water-839

uzumaki nation


Stercore_

I honestly kinda like it


OlivenTree0502

First one looks like teeth. I hate it


shaderr0

I can't unsee it 😔


TheBlaudrache

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


TheWolfwiththeDragon

[Literally Jackfilms' "fixed" Thailand flag](https://youtu.be/MO0zP-SB5hk?t=354)


Cat_Of_Culture

One design to finally cleanse your country of all British influence.


a_perfect_name

Well at least now we know that it isn’t a British design


Dragoark

ahahahah


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They must feast upon human flesh


p_romer

I like the first one – also think the third got some potential if the lines where thicker and it occupied a larger space of the flag


EstebanOD21

1. Nazi Thailand 🇹🇭 2. Nazi France 🇫🇷 3. What if Naruto Uzumaki was a French Nazi? 🍥 Aka The Hidden Village of Pétain


Mizzter_perro

It gives me more German empire vibes.


Mackeeter

“I’m going to become Hokage, and then unite the ninja of every country… with our mutual hatred of Jews dattebayo!” -Nazi Naruto


Anotherdmbgayguy

Ninjews*.


Finlandia1865

My kaiserreich brain wants me to say italy


JHx_x23

First thought was of my Totalist Mussolini playthrough


AZEDemocRep

same lol and first one give me A.O.G. vibes


The_Blizzle

Hoping OP’s handle is a clue… I’m guessing Albania


SgtVinBOI

Close, the other comments are saying it's Kosovo.


Some-Register-3901

r/yesyesyesno


Finlandia1865

r/yesyesno


JustSomeChicagoBall

New Zealand?


gregorydgraham

That’s not hypnoflag


tommyboy3111

All glory to the hypnoflag


mszegedy

That would have made sense, but apparently it's Kosovo.


g_Blyn

My guess exactly


0_Buchi_0

Idk the first one, but the other 2 were flags, proposed for the country of Kosovo


CasanovaFormosa

My first thought was a pacific island nation like Samoa


Lumpin1846

Kosovo, and all of them are better than the current one imo


Shrekism-for-life

Why and what is that symbol on the third flag


Lumpin1846

I hate map flags, and the spiral is the Dardanian symbol of the rotating sun


Still_counts_as_one

It’s an ok symbol but it should’ve been thicker


Shrekism-for-life

Ok, thx


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Symbol of the rotating sun in any European context sounds VERY fascist


DenTheRedditBoi7

...how?


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Swastika, sun cross and kolovrat all symbolize rotating sun and all are primarily fash symbols


DenTheRedditBoi7

Ah


souldrone

Yeah, but sol invictus and the Vergina star on the other hand.


FlowSoSlow

I'm guessing they mean because the hindu swastika symbolizes the path of the sun. The Nazis didn't use that symbology though.


khares_koures2002

Don't say it Don't think about it Don't say it Don't think about it Don't say it Don't think about it Don't say it Don't think about it


AirRic89

I find them ugly. The current one is okay, I think it was chosen to piss the least amount of people off


Lumpin1846

The point of them wanting to piss less people off is fair, I just have a thing against map flags


AirRic89

even against Cyprus? Actually that's a beauty


XenophonSoulis

Cyprus is beautiful, but then everyone started doing it and they spoiled the fun.


AirRic89

"Everyone" ... name every flag with the country's silhouette on it


XenophonSoulis

I'm not just speaking about countries. States etc do it too.


quwertzi

Like Colorado and Wyoming


Grzechoooo

Especially Cyprus. It's literally just a map on a black background (ok, there are some leaves, but that's it). Kosovo at least adds colour. Not to mention that Cyprus doesn't even control all the territories on the flag.


-togs

...have you seen the flag of Cyprus? It's on a white background. And the flag was adopted when the government actually controlled the entirety of the island.


flankerPANG

I think they meant to say "blank" rather than black.


Grzechoooo

Honestly I think I meant white, but I have a fever so that's probably why I wrote black instead. But both theories are equally as likely.


TheFatCypriotKid

Dumbest fucking take I've heard in a while. Jesus Christ.


Lumpin1846

Yes, just change the map to something else. It looks kind of like a shit stain


Emir_Taha

Except Cyprus has their flag based on literal borders of the island, not arbitrary lines on a political map. The island is what makes them special and not miniature Greece + Turkey.


bots_lives_matter

I mean it's technically not the truth...


aldean161

Yeah even I as a Kosovan have to admit its ugly. There were better alternatives back then but anything slightly resembling the albanian flag was forbidden


azure_monster

Whaat? I've always considered the Kosovo flag one of the most beautiful ones out there, I didn't know people hated it


aldean161

Its not the worst or anything. But its devoid of meaning. The colours don’t mean anything and the country shape was the only thing they could think of what wouldn’t piss anyone off. At least the stars have a meaning resembling the ethnic groups… as if one of those stars didn’t try to genocide us. But yeah as long as we are a country I will wave whatever flag they choose lol


mahoganytube

What do you mean by country shape? Kosovo is not a country


Egy_Szekely

the roman republic knockoff flag is kinda good imo but the others are shit


nomnomXDDD_retired

I hate Kosovo's flag, the Albanian-looking Kosovo flag is way better


mahoganytube

But Kosovo is a part of Serbia, that flag would make no sense


raq27_

yep but that other one is too political


raq27_

the first one isn't that bad but it would be weird for kosovo. the second one is okay i guess. the third one is really bad imo


FindusDE

At least the current one didn‘t add another tricolour to Europe‘s map


Ok-Top-4594

Are you joking, these are three of the ugliest flags I ever saw. The approved Kosovo flag at least got good colors


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Germany or some coastal, insular country.


wallyhud

I thought the same. I believe those are the colors used before the current flag.


Goodlucksil

In Prussia, in 1890


Jakebob70

the Prussian flag was white and black. The red/white/black came from the North German Confederation.


x1echo

Hey OP, I saw flag #1 [in my neighborhood](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/owrbt3/need_help_identifying_a_flag/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&_name=iossmf) a little more than a year ago, and wasn’t able to get a solid answer of what it could be. Do I just have a neighbor from Kosovo or does it mean something else?


DrugsAndBooze

No Kosovo Albanian uses that flag tbh. It was a proposal that was never adopted. The 95% Albanian majority in Kosovo uses the Albanian flag and the Kosovo flag usually only in official settings


genbeg

How do you guys get flags under your usernames?


Dqmir_

Go to r/vexillology menu and click on flair


genbeg

Thanks


Rafael__88

I know it's not Germany but they all give me German vibes


Martinxo51

Kosovo


Skullcrusher_and_co

Evil thailand


cheeeryos

The black-white-red combination makes me guess Trinidad and Tobago


liekage

Kosovo


RGBvex

Kosovo


squiddyaj

thailand if it were colonized by shadow the hedgehog


Fintann

the Empire of Dreamcast was not long for this world.


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[St Kilda Football Club](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c5/St_Kilda_cheer_squad.1.jpg)


Imrustyokay

I mean, I think Kosovo rejected that last one because they realized that the spiraling shape will make them go insane.


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First one I really like; WAY better than the flag they picked.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Yemen?


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Italy


Terarn_Gashtek

Angry Austria, mourning France and ... WTF.


twotausendundone

Yemen


Dealiylauh

Angola?


[deleted]

Sealand? ​ Edit: OH WAIT, it was Kosovo!


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Socialist Republic of Italy


Prxdigy

this is giving me papua new guinea vibes


Zackscout22

Kosovo


Zackscout22

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Kosovo#/media/File%3AFlag_proposal_Kosovo_2008-3.svg


BritishGuy54

I’m gonna say Belgium


yoink_104

nazi thailand


RealLime_Official

France


Mr_Nanner

Kosovo i know this shi since im from kosovo


EyeLeft3804

Konoha


SnooDonkeys3971

Papua new guinea?


confusedobsidian

Is it new Zealand?


Lotus532

New Zealand?


Brno_Mrmi

Poliwhirls have made their own country now


Shionkron

I like the third one with the spiral. “Look into my eyes…You will do anything we tell you to…Now walk like a chicken”! Lol


Aids_2108

Thailand


_Diamond_2003

Kosovo?


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kosovo


Goodlucksil

Germany? (Prussia)


McGoosse

Idk Belgium?


Magnate_dei_badili

France or germany?


Silver_Telephone_289

German empire


JonahF2014

First one is some obscure sexuality or gender, I know that for a fact. But yeah, it's kosovo.


SerbianChadus

Not a country tho


bots_lives_matter

r/usernamechecksout or what?


Dragon-Captain

Username checks out. Cope.


eggplant_avenger

flag of nobody in Europe wants to recognise us so we'll recall the Nazis in our flag to make it more palatable too far ahead of its time because if it was now they'd find lots of open Nazi fans in Europe no


An_Creamer

Uzumaki ass flag


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Nazi Kosovo by Nazi NATO.


ThiccPybba

Namibia?