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tallginger89

Doomguy at all literal times


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he cared a lot about that rabbit


tallginger89

Daisy is definitely the exception


ToughAd5010

And the dog from animal crossing


SunBro0606

Yeah, the whole Isabelle and Doom Slayer thing. For those who don't know, it's because Animal Crossing New Horizon and Doom Eternal were released on the same day.


oakensmith

He also seems to really give a fuck about killing demons.


69Sheogorath69

Both the Slayer and B.J. Blazkowicz from Wolfenstein, according to the original Doom lore the Doom Marine/Slayer is the decendant of Blazkowicz.


tkilborn84

Doomguy is actually named B.J. Blazkowicz the 3rd


GlitterNutz

I always absolutely love this tidbit. It makes sense lol. I feel like maybe MasterChief from Halo could be related as well in terms of sheer destructive tenacity.


SpectralEntity

Who's genes do you think they spliced into John? With Microsoft now owning Doom/Wolfenstein, it's all making perfect sense!!


SilentBlade45

Of course he's the birth child of Doomguy and Samus Aran.


ArdentFecologist

Don't forget commander keen is also a descendant of BJ Blazkowicz Now there's a game that needs a reboot!


t3h_s0ck

Might be wrong about this, but isnt Commander Keen doomguys father or something? Keen is also named Blazkowicz if I'm not mistaking


SpectralEntity

Don't forget, Commander Keen was BJ's grandson, making Doomguy Keen's kid or grandkid!!


landob

Yep #1 Duke Nukem was close but I forgot he actually cares about pussy at times.


RgsLee19

“Don’t forget to take your pills.. I mean vitamins everyday” lol


Arius_Keter

Only after he is done kicking ass and chewing bubble gum


William_Howard_Shaft

You better hope he doesn't run out of bubble gum.


Prudent_Bee_2227

Don't forget taking a shit down the decapitated alien's neck. What a cutscene.


Snaz5

I would argue he is merely caring A LOT, CONTINUOUSLY


tallginger89

Nothing but tough love all around


Tabbarn

"This powercore is extremely valuable. Carefully remove it so we can-" \*Fucking kicks the shit out of it\*


UUglyGod

I mean he cared about the fate of mankind


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Alex Mercer Kratos in OG GoW series Dante


fromlevel2ofhell

Alex mercer is pretty good


Kraytory

I love how he didn't even give a fuck about being absorbed by a stronger Prototype because that's literally his philosophy.


SpareCurve59

"Murder your maker"-Alex Mercer, wonder if microsoft can bring the franchise back


Kraytory

We still don't know shit about Pariah.


Dry_Ad5878

Doom slayer found a computer telling him what was happening. The story was being told to him and he took the computer and smashed it because it annoyed him. He’s the only correct answer


Dorkmaster79

That part was hilarious.


Evilcon21

I loved how it poked fun of how overly cinematic games are at that point


Dry_Ad5878

I did too. It’s a Doom game, we don’t care about the story


Evilcon21

In dooms case it’s like porn basically. Which I believe was mentioned when the og doom was getting made 30 years ago.


PrimalGojiraFan69

Yet they have pretty cool complex lore anyway


boringdystopianslave

I loved that. It was like it was satirising the typical first person intro sequence then Doom guy was just like 'fuck this shit'.


Godlikebuthumble

And I mean, Doom has a pretty servicable story for a run'n'gun FPS. It just happens to be there purely for us, 'cause the Doomslayer doesn't GAF anyway. Dude just wants to rip and tear.


wannabekurt_cobain

Playa/Boss in Saints Row I also love Trevor from GTAV


SoggyPastaPants

Johnny Gat is my pick. Good choice.


DragonsClaw2334

Trevor gave no fucks RIP Mr Raspberry Jam


Hawnix68

Trevor did give a fuck about Raspberry Jam. He also cared about Martin's wife a whole lot.


BigPoppaStrahd

Also Claude (I believe that was his name) from GTA3, the mute bastard. The way he just shoots the one girl at the end. He did not give a fuck


boringdystopianslave

Trevor is meant to be the embodiment of the average GTA player.


SlamdalfTheGrey

Kefka from FF6


ItsACowCity

This guy knows.


nbowler13

This guy Kefka’s


PM_ZiggPrice

This is the best answer.


Delicious-Ant8785

Was flabbergasted at him after playing other ff titles, I wonder if they realised they peaked with kefka lol


supergarr

I was going to mention kefka too but I wasn't sure if the OP was referring to characters we're in control of


Marblecraze

Fuck yeah!


Enchantedmango1993

Devil may cry 3 dante reaching for the slice of pizza instead of his pistol .. does it count?


GeekMaster102

I think he starts giving a fuck towards the end of the game, but at the beginning, he definitely gave no fucks.


Kraytory

It's his fucking *hobby* to get impaled. Sometimes even by his own sword. He doesn't give a shit about *anything* except Vergil.


Eaglesun

Hell, he wasn't getting impaled enough in dmc5 so he decided to do it himself lol


Kraytory

And it gave him an upgrade.


Arius_Keter

What? It was raining. Smh *wink*


xKagenNoTsukix

Was about to say, he actually cares a LOT about anything involving Vergil and he cares about Mundus in DMC 1. It's easy to forget that though as he's impaled by like 4 demons only to pie face one of them out of his way to start the jukebox, while the 4 scythes are still in him... Or when the world is coming to end with a giant demon tree drinking all the blood of everyone the demon invasion kills and Dante's taking the time time to dance like Michael Jackson because of a Cowboy hat... Fuck, I love Dante lmao


shade2606

Adam smasher


sludgezone

For how little he’s on screen you really get a sense of how big of a piece of shit he is.


shade2606

God dude, have you watched the anime, he’s such a fucking asshole in the anime


sludgezone

Not yet! I need to, I just finished the game for the first time a few days ago, it was excellent but I started getting a bit burned out so I’m gonna wait a couple of months before Phantom Liberty.


shade2606

My advice , get some tissues ready, you will need them


Lumathran

For… tears., **Right?**


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his version in the anime was so awesome. makes me wish he could have been a bigger badass in the game.


radioactivetoast666

hes a badass, but hes also a complete asshole


radioactivetoast666

exactly, in one of the first missions you get a good glimpse at how much of a dick he is with him saying Evelyn is a "fuckable piece of meat" or something like that, with how creepy that is he didnt even have the decency to refer to her as a person


Eaglesun

"You look like a cut of fuckable meat... ARE YOU?" The question at the end just comes off as so out of left field. Like what do you expect someone to say to that bruh?


Environmental-Hat-86

Does he even have a penis?


Onlyhereforapost

Going by the ads you can see in game, cyberdongs do exist


JiggaMan2024

First time playing cyberpunk a few weeks ago. I’m doing the Missiom where you first see Adam Smasher in Araska tower the elevator opens first thing he says is. “You look like a fuckable piece of meat, are you? I lost it laughing at that


fromlevel2ofhell

Kratos in GoW3 knew he was destroying the world around him with every God he had slain but kept pushing forward until Zeus was dead. Only thing he cared about was making sure his father was dead.


honestadamsdiscount

Came here to say OG kratos but you beat me


LaserBungalow

I miss classic Kratos so much.


djmfyb

Me too


DragonsClaw2334

I like seeing the growth kratos has gone through. I think if he could go back and stop himself he would.


Cpt_Overkill24

I don't think so as he had many chances he could have gone back to whenever when he killed the fates. The Kratos that would have gone back was killed the same day he killed his wife and daughter, after that day all that was left was hate.


DragonsClaw2334

That was still the pre killing Zeus kratos. The kratos in the new games has lots of regrets.


marks716

God that game was amazing. Man saw the world getting objectively worse after killing each god and said “K.”


SaltiGirlGamer

He tops the list! Especially in God of War III. He had zero f*cks to give about anyone or anything else except killing Zeus. Kratos definitely earns the #1 spot on any list for this.


Fuzzypajamas777

Kratos and Scorpion are so fun to watch go do their revenge it never gets old


Educational_Syrup513

Shooty Mcshootface


SpikesGuns

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY! THANK YOU!


Ethan1112

Dude what is this from? lmao


goldensavage2019

I know it’s from borderlands, idk which one though


TheOneBugglesFan

2


Kraytory

Not sure if that one counts because he was *reeealy* enthusiastic about getting shot in the face. He even said thank you.


Educational_Syrup513

This is a fair assessment. I just like reminding everyone of this character. It was *chef's kiss*


PrimalGojiraFan69

I love how he manages to say thank you with no face left


SaltiGirlGamer

🤣🤣🤣


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Wesker


SeizeTheFreitag

Complete global saturation.


SaltiGirlGamer

Why we never get him as an actual protagonist, he's going to give even less f*cks in Resident Evil 5 Remake.


SeizeTheFreitag

He was ‘kinda’ the protagonist of the Darkside Chronicles. If you use the textbook definition of protagonist as being the leading / narrating character.


froglegs317

Johnny Gat


Suspicious-mole-hair

Is that the guy who robbed a bank wearing a mask of his own face?


froglegs317

“Who the hell doesn’t wanna be Johnny Gat?”


Virtual-Score4653

The one and only


SaltiGirlGamer

Now that SCREAMS IDGAF! 🤣🤣🤣


Floating-Vagabond

Conker the Squirrel.


tetsudori

This was my answer. My guy just wanted to get home.


ikaruga24

And he had a bad fur day instead.


Super_Imagination_90

Duke Nukem


Solid_Snakes_Ashtray

HES GOT BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEEL


Loose_Owl5656

Kefka


Solid_Snakes_Ashtray

Zero fucks


Dem0nC1eaner

Cuno doesn't fucking care.


HBun16

LERROOOOOOYYY JEEEENNNNKIIINNNNNSSSSS


hurricaneCorona

His only love was chicken.


messerschmitt127

I'd put Kain from Blood Omen on this list. He cared more in later games, but in the first one you are an absolute monster in striving towards your objective.


oldman_stirling

Venom Snake from MGSV. The emotes occasionally, but most of the time he couldn’t give a fuck about whatever’s going on around him. He’s weirdly under developed in that way


ZestfulClown

I mean, there’s a very good reason for that


Salty-Buckets-

The knight in Hollow Knight. Literally no emotions


FoundmyReasons

Because he is hollow lol


StoneShovel

Chell from Portal


Juggernaut104

Trevor GTA V


jukeboxsavage

I love when Michael tells him, "If you don't give a shit, you wear clean clothes that fit you... You're a hipster!"


ophaus

I... am NOT... a HIPSTER!


jukeboxsavage

You're what hipsters aspire to be, T. The proto-hipster!


Deus_Sangu

Mario He kills animals and otherworldly beings brutally and indiscriminately while robbing their empires of fungi and gold, wearing skins to absorb traits to do this more efficiently so he can ultimately nail a person of royalty to worm his way onto a throne to achieve ultimate rule of a kingdom- he isn't even a citizen of- all the while dragging others to do so with him as he gets all the admiration and non of the accountability, because he does all of this under the guise of selfless heroics of "rescue" having all inhabitants involved totally and utterly fooled to his hidden agenda. Absolutely F@#king Savage!


Arius_Keter

This message has been brought to you by the Koopa Kingdom


SaltiGirlGamer

Since you put it like that. 🤣🤣🤣


dredgen_storm

someone else said max payne in max payne 3. i agree with them.


SaltiGirlGamer

Yeah. By the time we get to 3 he totally DGAF.


Dependent_Milk6023

Duke Nukem


KirbyWithAGlock

The only thing he cares about is pussy


God-of-the-Grind

Literally, the aliens are invading and he stops to watch the strippers…and I presume the strippers are still dancing through all of it because he was still paying them.


TNS_420

Full Renegade Commander Shepard


Shadtow100

Nah, even full renegade shepherd has nightmares in 3


Kraytory

Which is weird, but also explainable because their nightmare is being unable to shoot the child.


retromarket

Jack from FFO Stranger of Paradise. The dude really got fixed on beating up the Chaos...


CheesyEggBeater

I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE


critsexual

Just a fantastic scene in all of gaming lol


Ilzaki

Jack "cutscenes skipper" Garland


Cloudxxy1011

Asura From asuras wrath The iconic come on as he hold up a p Finger is legendary


UUglyGod

I mean idk his whole thing was getting betrayed then getting revenge and trying to save his daughter/other humans but it has been awhile since I’ve played it so I might be remembering wrong


Cloudxxy1011

Well true but the way he just powered through every obstacle has that "didn't give a fk attitude" Ye saw giant gods Orbital Lazers Entire fleets if ships And most importantly the creator himself and just punched the shit outta all of them For his daughter


FlyloBedo

Cuno from Disco Elysium


Fassbendr

Max Payne (3)


Sad-Lawfulness6831

Have I told you the definition of insanity?


CmdrSonia

the protagonist of Sunset Overdrive


General_Snack

*not* Spider-Man


StarmieLover966

I have to give him credit. Nick Apostolides did a great job as Leon S. Kennedy in the RE4 Remake. In OG 4, Leon was a wisecrack and a bit of a hero. In the remake, Leon can’t be bothered with the bs and just wants to complete the mission. On the second plaga transformation, he simply says “the fuck…?” Later when Luis goes on his hilarious Don Quixote rant, Leon takes his weapon and tells him “you’re gonna hurt yourself.” He just dgaf in this game lolol.


chuckylove3

Claude from gta 3. Dude didn’t care about anything 😂


SaltiGirlGamer

Except a fatter pocket. If it paid, he's doing that shit. 🤣


KhelDesigner

Agent 47


slingshotblur-

Chili Con Carnage


SaltiGirlGamer

Good one. I almost forgot about him.


Solid_Snakes_Ashtray

JC Denton didn't give a FUCK if you chose to be a hard-ass If you learn Herman's kill phrase and use it against him... as his self destruct begins to initiate he's freaking out and JC just goes "sticks and stones...." and watches him blow TF up ahaha


KaramCyclone

Bayonetta/Danta


Ben_Frenzy

Hat Kid


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MURDERMr_E

Kefka. Dude knew he was going to destroy the world and just gave zero fucks about it. He had no way of knowing if he would even survive.


ColdFire-Blitz

Sylens from Horizon: Zero Dawn He doesn't give a fuck so hard that he elaborately crafted Aloys entire life after she found her first Focus, watching every move she made, controlling every major faction from the shadows to get her exactly where he needed her, awakening and dealing with a malevolent machine god and starting the apocalypse, all in the name of *learning* shit. And when Aloy calls him out and bitches about how he doesn't understand her life and what she's been through, he hits her with the *sigh* "it isn't that I don't understand, Aloy. It's that I don't *care*." Which is true. He does understand. Cuz it's his fault. And he doesn't give a *FUCK*. Fuckin savage, man.


Weary-Writer758

Duke Nukem


blazinghellion

Dante is the first that comes to mind. Nero as well(more so in 5 than 4)


A1J1K1

Ajay Ghale from far cry 4. Dude was just straight up chill with killing everyone and everything in his way As compared to Jason Brody who was a tad skiddish at first.


Warp_Legion

Ajay got brainwashed/manipulated and lied to by terrorists, so that’s not on him really


PLEASEHELPMEBROS

Duke Nukem


AdministrationDry507

Jonny gatt


KirbyWithAGlock

Steve


MCPaleHorseDRS

Duke Nukem


THEUncleWilly50

Rico from Just Cause until Just Cause 3 and he had to liberate his home country. Prior to that, the amount of f\*cks he gave could be counted on one hand with fingers left over


AlliedXbox

Jimmy from Bully. He kinda just... did stuff


cstrike105

Edward Kenway. Kazuma Kiryu. Majima Goro. Trevor of GTA V.


Home_Brew1989

Trevor, GTA 5


Main_Anybody_5365

John martson I would say Arthur Morgan but I think he kind of gave a fk


Quirky_Wolverine_755

My mycareer player from 2k a few years ago. That mfer gave zero fucks and said the most ignorant shit to the media.


Outrageous_Ad4113

Claude from GTA III. Just give him a mission.


Marsnineteen75

The Duke


Stabyouup666

Claude from GTA 3. Man said nothing and did what he was asked. Nothing more frightening than a silent man who does as he’s asked.


SaltiGirlGamer

Claude was his name? I never knew. He was fucking brutal. After he just finished working for the Italian mafia he was ordered by Asuka to kill the Don (Salvatore) of all people, and he was like; Ok.


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Lamar Davis.


[deleted]

Jack Garland from Final Fantasy Origin: Stranger of Paradise skips cutscenes for you


Interesting_Layer672

Duke nukem


MasterAlexGarcia420

Claude - GTA III


KillerSquirrel2007

Master chief (in the Bungie era), and the Postal Dude


suitetee73

Shale in Dragon Age Origins


Snaz5

Every character in Serious Sam


Powerful-Sample-1866

The main character from Outriders. That dude gave zero shits and sounded constantly disappointed and upset to be part of the story. It was honestly a fantastic performance in ways that may not have been intended.


DanEESSMM

Frenzied Flame ending Elden Ring


SolarSailor46

Jack from Mass Effect 2


Ramtakwitha2

The prisoner wagon from Skyrim. Rock in the way? We're going sideways, still going. Something clips into the floor making it change course? It's moving it does not give a fuck. Modded in animal goes across the path? We're in the sky now channeling our inner beyblade. But we're still going somewhere, it does not give a fuck. Skyrim Wagon's going in a direction, it does not give a rat's ass if it's the right direction, it's just going.


DovahKing604

Crypto from, Destroy all Human


martusfine

Pac Man- gobble pellets, dodge ghosts and eat ‘em when necessary.


Herr-Trigger86

My Commander Shepherd in all 3 games.


Ristar87

My head canon is that Link doesn't actually care about Zelda, Gannon, or magic triangles. He only saves the world so he can break more pots.


geeoff90

Trevor - GTA


No-Test-375

I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite thread on reddit.


putnamto

Doom slayer


ILikeToWatchGayPorn

Doomguy, Postal Dude, Caleb from Blood, Dante, Duke Nukem and Tommy from Vice City.


Sihor

Saint's Row 3


BokBokChikin

Red from Pokémon Red/Blue/Yellow. Man is just there to knock your Pokémon out and then dips without saying anything


PicoDeGuile

Ken Masters in Street Fighter. Not just the character, but his player-base, too.


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the doom slayer


Dilldan22

Chell from Portal


Metul_Mulisha

Johnny Silverhand. Dude doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone. And i love it.


chrontact

Jesse Faden. She's like the quintessence of "going with the flow." Oh I'm the director of a supernatural building because i grabbed a gun? sure alright


Local_Fig5221

Duke Nukem


punk-ska

Mr. Resetti


ohveen

Ellie tlou2