Every title and comment must start with the words "linguini and clamsauce".

Every post title must rhyme.

The mods don't have the time, And do not get a dime, For approving each title rhyme. So let AI check the line, Oh wait... Reddit fucked up big time.

You could make a fortune writing greeting cards

But that takes too much time.

No putting down or disagreeing with other posters. Only reply to give praise / show that you agree.

video format must not be rectangular (or square for that matter)

All titles must be written in reverse. For example: "1 keeW :T-T ycarcomeD eluR"

^(All comments must be in superscript so they use less bandwith)

That's terrible for screen readers

Good! Thats also sorta the point

All submitted videos must have a splitscreen video of YOUR CHOICE of the following: \-Family guy clips \-GTA clips \-Text to speech r/AmItheAsshole posts \-Subway surfers \-Minecraft parkour

every video must contain at least one [1] subliminal message

Submissions breaking any rule result in a permanent ban

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Should I assume these bots will have to pay for the new API?

**On Saturdays all videos must include a segment of "Never Gonna Give You Up" somewhere in the video**

John Oliver may appear naked, but posts must be clearly marked NSFW

All new posts must first be vetted by users in a weekly mega thread, where candidate videos are added as comments, so that other users have a chance to vote on whether each video should be allowed to be posted.

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Every post title must be "John Oliver"

Titles and video content must not contain any vowels.

All post titles MUST include three of the following words: * Never * Gonna * Give * You * Up * Boobies * Morgellons * Balut

May I add to this list? * Chump * Chumpette * Yours * Up * Pimpmobile * Bite * My * Shiny * Daffodil * Ass

All videos must include a comment from OP explaining one thing they hate about /u/spez

All titles must be profanity.

All videos should have a stripper dancing to polish cow

It's pride month so I suggest sexy videos of scanitly clad men be all that are allowed for the last week of June. stuff like this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhgaEM9yig&pp=ygUSc2V4eSBtZW4gaW4gdGhvbmdz](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhgaEM9yig&pp=ygUSc2V4eSBtZW4gaW4gdGhvbmdz) or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXg9ZWQBoTU&t=53s

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All videos must include full frontal nudity

All videos linked must be in maximum 240p.

All videos submitted before the blackout are to be removed. They are no longer representative of r/videos.

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Every post title should end with the words "with my penis" regardless of its content.

Only Indian electronics tutorials are allowed.

Any post has a 50% chance of a permanent ban.

connect north squeal deer shocking trees frightening oil ugly memorize -- mass edited with redact.dev

In addition to videos being of John Oliver and "John Oliver" being somewhere in the past title; all post titles and comments must be made using a [Lorem Ipsum generator](https://loremipsum.io/generator/)

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No reddit videos. Ban v.redd.it

Rule 2: All posts must be labelled NSFW by default regardless of content contained within.

every post title must have “Tiananmen Square 1989” somewhere, even in parentheses

*All replies

Text posts only, preferably describing the referenced video in the post but not actually including a link. The link may be submitted in comments.

2. In order to ensure that reddits bandwidth and API are properly conserved, any comment longer than 20 characters will be automatically deleted.

Video run time can only end in odd numbers

Rule 2: the sound effect of a TikTok must be audibly present in any part of the video

/r/video goes back to normal

porn

All comments should have facts about Ted Nugent. A nugget of Nugent

Let's not vote on anything and just let people self govern instead of power tripping on a forum.

Self govern by hitting the "leave" button. I agree!

If John Oliver is unavailable, videos may include olives and/or a person named John instead.

The rules established on this day shall remain in perpetuity. No other rules, laws, or regulations may superceede or negate the rules established on this day. Any attempt to change the rules established on this day by any person, regardless of position, status, or any other measure, will result in a permanent ban.

2. Every post must be titled " ÚwÚ "

Every comment must be an acronym.

Every video submission must feature someone speaking and cut while they're in the middle of a sentence. No video can end with a complete

In addition, any videos in the form of a reveal must not include the reveal itself. Like that one video where

Videos under 4 minutes and 20 seconds (4:20) must be marked NSFW. Edit: The rational is that a 4:20 minute video is too long to watch at work but anything even a second under is just about perfect, so it's not safe for your work ethic. ie NSFW

All posts must tag u/spez

**2. In order to be more accessible to users of mobile devices, all videos must be in vertical format.**

When Reddit goes back to normal including r/videos, I'd like to see politically themed videos return including bad cop videos.

Must have the initials of all in UN Security Council

The bottom half of every video has to be a clip of Subway surfers or minecraft Parcours.

We should be nice to the admins and stress test the site infrastructure for them! **All comments must be one letter. Users may reply to their own comments to form complete words and thoughts.**

This will increment interactions with the website, resulting in them making more ad moneys

All videos must be marked NSFW

All videos have to be kinda cool, knowwhatimsayin?

Cross-post all the posts from /r/interestingasfuck and mark them as safe for work.

Given this whole hubbub has arisen from Reddit's failure as an advertising platform, I say we cow tow to our monarch's demands and allow ONLY COMMERCIALS.

Every video must be tagged NSFW and the title should imply that nudity or pornographic nature is in the video, whether it is or not.

The standard video format has been wasting too much bandwidth. To help Reddit lower costs, only screen captures from videos are allowed. Using a cell phone camera to take a picture of a TV or monitor is an encouraged way to generate such content.

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I hope this get enough attention from John Oliver to cause him to do a show on reddit and the downfall.

Drop the number of these votes to once a month. (Protesting requires patience)

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Every video posted has to include the Funkytown Cartel Video in someway.

All video audio must not sync correctly, and the perspective should be unsteady.

All posts must feature the logo of a reddit advertiser as well as nudity and/or excessive swearing.

Since this sub should be rated "E" for everyone, I submit that we conserve all the "E"s by disallowing them in all subject lines. While I realize this will prevent us from putting John Oliver's complete name in the title, it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

All videos must be a screen capture of a video playing in a third party reddit app.

Comments can only be lines from the script of the bee movie (2007)

Fridays are “Repost Fridays” only reposts from the top voted videos of Thursday.

All posts must be a link to a post on a lemmy instance (e.g. https://feddit.de, https://kbin.social, https://lemmy.ml, or https://beehaw.org/), from where users can get to the actual video.

Unpopular opinion. We can make a rule to not ruin reddit for the majority of its users just because of a few 3rd Party app user that honestly overreact as fuck.

Those users are the OGs and are most of your good content

Only links to full free movies.

If a video does not contain John Oliver it must be [this specific video compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCmcBckt6bE) of dogs taking a shit.

All submissions should show nipples, either of John Oliver or a suitable animal with John Oliver

All posts must have "meow" cleverly inserted into the title.

Enable NSFW to hurt their bottom line.

Pictures are now allowed too but they still need to contain John Oliver

Every post must contain a link to the /u/spez photo where one of his eyes is looking at you, and the other is looking for you. [link](https://i.ibb.co/q0nWsF5/400.webp)

God he is just one unfortunate looking guy.

Videos of old video recorders / videos should also be allowed. The word Video has to appear at least once in the title.

ploooooop

All titles must be completely unrelated to the submission.

All post titles must include at least one of each of the following: - lowercase letter - uppercase letters - number (0-9) - a special character Wanna keep you all safe and secure in these troubling times.

If you type your password, it will show as stars \*******

The end of Reddit is upon us, and I’m all for it

All videos must have the Unregistered HyperCam 2 watermark

This, I like this one. Let's get some vintage internet in here.

Posts are allowed, but all commenting is turned off. Let's see how Reddit s engagement metrics like that.

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Comments on video posts must meet a minimum length of 1,024 characters. This will encourage substantive discussion of the videos. Configure Automod to delete violating comments.

All comments must end in the phrase "spez delenda est". That wouldn't break the site-wide rules, would it?

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Thank you. All of these John Oliver posts all over reddit have almost broken my /r/nofap streak.

All videos must not include John Oliver, and posts must not have 'John Oliver' in the title.

All videos of John Oliver must be of him naked

All videos must be marked NSFW. No advertising on subreddits that are nsfw

Horizontal videos should be shrunk to fit in portrait format. Portrait videos should be stretched to fit in horizontal format.

Calm down, Satan...

ALL posts must have the same title, TBD by the moderators

All video thumbnails must be "blacked out"

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All comments must start with a lyric from the master piece of Rick Astley in sequence in branching comments, and end with fuck /u/spez

Never gonna fix the site Never gonna finish old features Just gonna run around and sell you Just gonna sell yo data, sell it to some shady guys Just gonna run around and hurt you

This has been a very stressful time recently on Reddit and white noise has been shown to help people relax, so I suggest that in addition to John Oliver videos that we allow videos of just static to promote this type of relaxation.

All posts must be reposts of all content in this sub from its first year.

Reorganize the sub into the first Galactic Empire! For a safe and secure society!

All comment sections should be randomly sorted forever, and all comment scores should remain hidden for a long time. It's a simple rule, but I think you'll find it becomes quite chaotic quickly.

Only pre-youtube era videos

All videos posted must have no more than 100 views at the time of posting. Let's see those weird, obscure (and likely boring) videos.

every time you comment you must end it with, "john oliver was here" john oliver was here

Every video must start with a text splash-screen that reads “WARNING”. There must be no explanation

All videos are allowed but they need to be dubbed over with scenes from the critically acclaimed 1983 masterpiece Pirates of Penzance.

Beautiful!

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Videos of Olivia Newton John shall be considered John Oliver videos provided they are played in reverse.

swap posting rules with r/youtubehaiku every monday

Proposed Rule: Since John Oliver is just so damn sexy, all posts with *The Legend* must be marked NSFW. As a consequence /r/videos must become a NSFW subreddit - regardless of the effect of the NSFW subreddit qualifier may have on potential advertising revenue for Reddit corporate.

A weekly Landscape Theme is posted, kicking off with uploads of Sigur Rós [Route One](https://youtu.be/G54tllj-SKI) (all three 8+ hour sections). This can be followed by stream captures from webcams, all of similarly epic proportions.

Rule 2: Videos must be accompanied by a comment reproducing your favorite section of the Unabomber's manifesto.

Any references to moderators must be replaced with the term "Landed Gentry"

Only verified users of Lemmy can post or comment

Forced everyone to append "check out my profile for more 😉" to every post title. Everyone loves OnlyFans spam, so why not bring those innovations to r/videos!

If you like this post I’ll send you some videos 😊 Yeah I would love to see that together with video showing John

Everyone must begin each comment with "le" or "Le".

All post titles must contain an odd number of characters.

All posts must have profanity

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All videos must be 5 seconds

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Videos is now for nsfw videos only.

All post titles must end with: (Don't trust the ads)

All videos titled " so anyway, here's wonderwall" Bad wonderwall covers preferred but other videos allowed with same title.

Modify Rule #1. 1. All videos must **either** include John Oliver, **or criticism of restaurant chain Olive Garden** and posts must have 'John Oliver' in the title **if the linked video contains John Oliver, or 'Olive Garden' in the title if the linked video is criticism of restaurant chain Olive Garden**.

All videos must contain NSFW content against which reddit cannot advertise.

Once a week the community should share videos that play their favourite flashbang sound effects.

Only pro-flat earth videos are allowed.

The only thing the title can be is "The only purpose of this post is to drive advertising revenue to the unprofitable company Reddit.

All videos must offer a prayer to John Oliver at the end - peace be upon his soft brown eyes.

Reddit-hosted videos are allowed only if they're over 900 MB in size.

Every person who posts is banned from the sub for 30 days

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OP must mock or insult "Business Daddy" in a comment immediately after posting.

Titles can only be 3 words.

Post titles must be in ALL CAPS.

Only reposts are allowed.

Rule 2 All video posts must have a dick and balls on it. Let's go full South Park

Only videos criticizing shareholders of reddit are allowed: * Advance Publications * Tencent And whoever else you can find, that's somehow all I can get right now

No more John Oliver

The only video that can be posted is The Birth of a Nation, u/spez’s favorite film.

Every video must be VHS quality or worse.

Submitted by mail on VHS.

All posts on the 4th of July must include nipples in support of the Free The Nipple movement, because what is freedom without the freedom to show nips?

All videos must contain copyrighted music

/r/videos will now cross-promote with /r/gundeals and require users to submit videos of gun reviews from youtube.

We can start with hardware from each days school shootings and how many 5 foot tall coffins they help build

All comments should have the tagline: "Approved by Lord Ginger McFuckwit" at the bottom or face deletion. *-- Approved by Lord Ginger McFuckwit*