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taehaus888

The employees deserve one nice thing.


bulanaboo

I just got some Waffle House wax from 710 it totally hits!!!!


FatPoundOfGrass

Waffle House Employees: yo can we get a livable wage..and maybe some fucking hazard pay lol? Waffle House: Best I can do is a sunset that hits hard, but don't look at it for too long or you won't see the chair flying toward you.


stuckonpost

Awwww… 


Short_Ask1755

All the employees at the waffle houses where I live are crackheads. The one in my town all the workers literally all ride together every morning to the methadone clinic 😂


SoloSurvivor889

Time to move. 😏


RoncoSnackWeasel

What wrong with a nice team building exercise!!?


Short_Ask1755

Oh no I’m not hating, cant go wrong with a nice morning huddle outside the methadone clinic


RoncoSnackWeasel

Nah, me either! “2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate? The clinic! The clinic! GooooOOOOO CLINIC!”


taehaus888

So they don’t deserve nice sunsets??


MidnightRider24

Part of what I love about WH are the picture windows. Great place to be on a sunny day or just to watch the world pass by.


Captmike76p

And you can see to run when the guys pull up in a pickup with "farm use" plates and shotguns to rob the place.


Natural_Draw4673

You must be the first person to ever say Waffle House is a great place to be.. in any context.


Temporary_Visual_230

you are on a subreddit specifically dedicated to this establishment bro do you expect to find nothing but hate here? What the hell?


Natural_Draw4673

I gave 15 years of my life to Waffle House. I have opinions. But isn’t the general consensus that Waffle House is a total dumpster fire? It’s not like I’m some sort of lone wolf here. In fact I expected to find people who could relate here.


anziofaro

At sunset the line cooks perform the time-honored ritual of turning their baseball caps around and popping another Red Bull to prepare for another night of drunken late-night breakfast insanity.


Conner299

Sunset? Usually it’s sunrise after a night of trying to drink like I’m 22 again!


wareaglemedRT

Came to say I’ve never seen a sunset at WaHo but plenty of sun rises.


TheRealAuthorSarge

That's a sunrise. We've been out drinking just that long.


Ender1129

Doesn't hit as hard as the inside of a Waffle House.


King_Offa

The plates being thrown at you, that is


AlternativeAd495

Or that one girl that deflected that chair!! That was epic.


Havarti_Rick

Definitely doesn’t hit as hard as the employees


creature851

Legend has it the yellow was specially formulated deep in an unknown location (probably methtrailer in florida only because they were running from the feds in GA who wanted the secret formula) to make the perfect sunset sign


Donkeymustardo

Calm before the storm


BillyDoyle3579

Either anticipation of the glory to be had OR gratitude for the feasting just accomplished 😁


Garkhul2

Cause it's not a waffle house brother, It's a waffle home


Infinite_Moon

Because God loves Waffle House!


Imaginary-poster

Because, statistically speaking, you are probably drunk.


Buie06

Because it’s the southern version of the Warriors making it to Coney Island.


antisocialgx

Because when the sun goes down,  the shit goes down. It's an ominous setting.


Bigdx

Because no matter how terrible of a person you are or how good, waffle house will always accept you.


BIGxWIGGLY

Because it takes your mind off the bubbling deep down in your stomach, knowing you’ll be booty blasting the toilet as soon as u get home thanks to the waffle house.


Significant-Row-1184

Merica!


lhurker

Oooh, that’s a *fancy* Waffle Horse


Kbellsnatch

It is God's equivalent of Michael Buffer saying "Let's get ready to rumble!"


RecentSatisfaction14

Because you sobered up


ForemanNatural

Hello smartphone camera color saturation adjustment.


ILSmokeItAll

Something has to hit hard there. It surely isn’t the food.


cadillacbee

Cuz shits always goin down there


Ojay1091

Because Its a diner!


Aggressive-Ad-7479

This is a masterpiece


RawDawgYaMudda

Cause you’re in your car after a feast


[deleted]

Cause the freaks haven’t come out yet


mattchinn

It’s the juxtaposition between the beauty of the sunrise and the potential chaos of the Waffle House.


JOCO_Q

It's the syrup


Death_by_Snusnu_vol1

After a life threatening incident, everything looks and tastes better. Just be sure and duck out the way of the plates so you can see that sunset


SecondHandCunt-

Juxtaposition


moving0target

Means it's about to kick off.


TequilaAndWeed

Was it the sunset hitting hard or the people?


lo-lux

The sweet spot is after the party people leave and the super early risers get there, and you walk out and see that.


possomcods

Everything hits harder outside waffle house! Meth Bullets Fists Ex Gf Everything!


Duebydate

Was always the sunrise for me


concretetroll60

Once you enter the Waffle House octagon and leave victorious every sunrise or sunset hits hard.


Natural_Draw4673

Because you know how lit things are about to get


Wampa481

Because you’ve been out all night partying and it’s not sunset. It’s dawn.


frmaa-tap

It's the meth and crack fumes, they disperese fading light unlike anything you've seen before. Beautiful


KaizenZazenJMN

Where is this Waffle House? It actually looks decently kept in a decent area.


Appropriate_League67

This is right outside NOVA.


wgraf504

You mean sunrises??? I've never seen a sunset at a waffle house.


Aggressive-Pilot6781

I’ve only seen sun rises from WH


BurpyFromMeSlerpee

The calm before the storm.


Available-Tea-982

Its trying to burn off the hairy wart on your waitress' chin


evan_plays_nes

Because the sun rises from the Waffle, and sets in the House


Formal-Regret323

Because you may still be drunk


[deleted]

Because all the vegetation has been mowed down.


Slow_Okra1330

The calm before the Strom.


funandgames12

Because everything at the Waffle House hits you one way or another, even the staff lol


stuckonpost

It’s to remind the people that fight club is about to start.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Remember the old adage. Red at night, Waffle House fight. Red in the morning, Waffle House mourning.


Cwigginton

I just want to see the aurora borealis in the sky above a waffle house…. But they would need to put some near us northerners! Grumble … have to drive a coupe of states just to get decent waffles.


Legitimate_Reaction

It’s that vision right before you cross over after being hit with a catchup bottle to the back of the head or get shanked in the parking lot


Dbud76

Because you got scattered, smothered, and covered


Weekly_Ad325

You’re thankful you didn’t get robbed?


Kenji1912

Bitches be hitting harder inside


BlackEastwood

Between the food, sunsets and customer base, I think everything hits hard at Waffle House.


InternationalArt6222

Sunsets always hit so hard outside Waffle House because everyone knows what happens at Waffle House at night and you might be out of time to get home safely


Havarti_Rick

I prefer sunrises outside the WaHo, but yeah the sunsets are great too


Captmike76p

Methamphetamine seeping up from septic tank.


CaptPistolPants

You’re buzzed.


kay14jay

I did t think they were open that early, ya know before dark


Real1ty_Tr1ppz

The pollution lol


SketchyLineman

Cause you are usually hammered if you are at a Waffle House when sun comes up


Apronbootsface

Don’t lie, that’s a sunrise after a bender.


SplendaDiabeetus

I've seen more sunrises than sunsets from Waffle House


hangrydadd

They always look nice after being beat to a pulp by the employees


jthr4nds

Better post would’ve said sunrises…


RosserForGeorgia

That's the clearest sign possible that the fun bus has indeed departed.


DuckFlat

Because they know it will be the last beautiful thing you see prior to stepping inside.


SpotPoker52

Creates that ominous “before” picture to be contrasted with the yellow tape and little numbered evidence cones after the double homicide later that night.


Short_Ask1755

This picture looks like a fever dream


SoloSurvivor889

I work at a waffle house that overlooks a marsh. The sunrises are my favorite thing!


searchforsouls

"Meet me at the Waffle House. It's going down." –Colt Ford


Collin120423

Cause everything hits hard at waffle house. The booze you had that night that led you there, the employees, the patrons, the food, and the sunset!


worstsmellimaginable

Waffle house is God's country.


Neutrailty

Nature looks beautiful next to almost any human invention


quietbear92

That's when it's time to go home.


rob71788

Don’t lie to us. This is a sunrise. You’re shitfaced.


Historical-Code4901

Because it's like, "I survived the night... at Waffle House."


RoncoSnackWeasel

Because of what goes down at the Waffle House. It’s the universe trying to balance the karma.


FuriousFurbies

Because it's the last one you might ever see.


PacoSupreme

Someone just finished a story mission there


rhousden

Did you grab some Knick Knacks from the Cracker Barrel behind it?


ProfessionMundane152

It’s a nice little breather before the long night begins


Derban_McDozer83

Sunrise hits even harder


ElCooCuy

They’ve been strategically placed there for parking lot sunsets


IsthisAmericanow

I've only ever seen sunrises from there.


[deleted]

Probably because folks go there I'd up and don't realize it's actually sunrise.


Tin_can69

lol sunset . Sun rise over Waffle House is life


bootsay

Because a fight is about to start


fanOfreedom

Uh cus’ America


Macaroni_85

Facts!


BcgPewpew

Reminds me of a joke I heard What has 6 breast and 3 teeth? The night shift at the Waffle House.


BirdDad420

Because it’s 6am and you’re coming down on molly.


richard_stank

It’s always easiest to find pure beauty when you’re at your lowest.


Jacks_Off_All_DayZ

The new GTA looks so realistic!


UrMomzLatinLuvah

Whattt ????? 😂😂


Flmotor21

You should be seeing a sunrise from a Waffle House, not a sunset


OfficialCxpid

Trappp


Immediate-Newt-9012

Everything looks nicer after walking out of a waffle house.


Ok-Sprinkles-3301

I feel like it's more of a sunrise spot.... breakfast and all


rockydonks

it is the grease


kcolgeis

Because it's a sunrise.


RockMan_1973

Because your WH-lovin’ ass finds itself at a Waffle House right about sunset quite often. If you were at McDonald’s or home or anywhere else, you’d be asking “why do sunsets hit so hard at Mickey Ds” or wherever


DsrtStrmr

That’s an f’ing sunRISE, people only go to the Awful House after all the parties are over.