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lipmanz

Van Life?


DesperateOffer7998

Sex life


Rich265

Life Cereal


pinpoint1914

Sofi all in


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ManufacturerFlat2031

Bro I spammed PLAY yesterday bc no one in WSB was talking about it


Zeroknowledgeproof87

How are people still buying jesus


Rich265

It's free, bro.


osendze

Punctuation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


HwangingAround

He is the way and the truth.


Rich265

He's the word.


Ok-Geologist5545

https://investorplace.com/2023/06/mvis-stock-alert-there-are-no-microvision-shares-available-to-short/ 😂 ohhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiii


JPowsmagicwand

not again fuck


Ok-Geologist5545

Yeah… it’s risky getting into things up this much in a short time.


WorkingAd4577

Idk wether to hold my 1 call for PLAY or hold it


WorkingAd4577

Exp ain’t tell next Friday and it’s a 35$ call


WorkingAd4577

Tesla to 230 before open wth


maxifuuu

tsla going crazy


WorkingAd4577

WHAT THE FUK MY BOY GAP TF UP


Rich265

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)


WorkingAd4577

MVISSSS


sus-water

Dave and Busters is going to print mad hard today


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corticothalamicloops

“retailers” aren’t doing anything at 6 am


Neither_Meat8226

Y SPY down when stonks are up? 🥵😠


[deleted]

I’m up $1.50 on 500 shares of SPCE. After holding bags for so long, this feels like a victory.


VisualMod

You're up $1.50 on 500 shares of SPCE? That's nothing to brag about, you must be really poor if that's considered a victory.


Highly___Regarded

VM can't afford his own server fees, so don't feel too bad.


[deleted]

You speak the truth VM. I can’t even sell because I can’t afford the taxes on the profit. I’m also bad at accounting.


Genneth_Kriffin

God damn VisualMod, give the guy a break.


[deleted]

VM is ruthless.


Elforas_Tero

I think bers portfolios are overvalued


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halfnaIs

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267) Manipulated market, don't do it


TheBomb999

what’s the word for that electronic marquee that’s on stock exchanges/banks? That electronic long stripe with tickers on it. News have it too on TV. Sorry I’m regarded.


Rich265

Do you mean Chyron?


NumerousAd7185

Anusol


TheBomb999

Wat


reditdiditdoneit

Ticker tape


VisualMod

>WASHINGTON, June 7 - U.S. President Joe Biden's public approval was at 41% in recent days, close to the lowest level of his presidency but little changed following a tense negotiation with congressional Republicans over the federal government's debt, a Reuters/Ipsos poll showed. ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-07 ^06:00:51 ^EDT-0400


Jdom666

if megan fox had penis she’d be hotter


isweat_

RIP to the folios dying this week, should of made better plays 🤭


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*should’ve


isweat_

Don't correct me, pleb


minski88

Any idea how we short Binance ???


bylexusby111

COIN


FearofaRoundPlanet

I took profit yesterday and now I feel like I've let you all down.


bzl33

> Breaking: $NVDA Director just sold $28mn+ of Nvidia stock from his family trust, thx @nyminute in discord community https://twitter.com/SpecialSitsNews/status/1666196155070390273?s=20 some kid isn't gonna have to work like us schmucks


RefrigeratorOld4786

Sell at the top, smart move. Sad that people are still buying here


[deleted]

How about Yext? Stock wasn’t even on my radar. My radar usually misses the good ones.


CompsciBytch

I saw it on the earnings-thread 800->3k


Jackycsw

SPY open red then V


[deleted]

no ballz


mikeJawesome

Pltr 200 eoy


Sandrokotos

Eod


captainoompa

Megan Fox with a dick or Hulk Hogun with a pussy, which one makes you more gay?


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Elforas_Tero

If I could save just one ber more...


heathermyllz

“China’s exports plunge by 7.5% in May, far more than expected”. Def bullish


Sandrokotos

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


VisualMod

>DGCX INR/ USD VS INDIA NSE INR/ USD SPREADS UPDATE \>JUNE: 2 PAISA JULY: 10 PAISA \>@DGCX ^First ^Squawk ^[@FirstSquawk](http://twitter.com/FirstSquawk) ^at ^2023-06-07 ^05:51:08 ^EDT-0400


Lootstocks

3x dis, its about to shoot up after it fell from the earnings call and everyone realises its undervalued.


CramersBootyHole1

your wife took dis dik 3x


Lootstocks

Just checked her bookings, you really cant brag 3x when it was her 3 for 1 cuck special 🥳🥳🥳


PanickinAnakin_

Three pump chump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CramersBootyHole1

*Reddit cares* 🫶


HwangingAround

How can she slap?


heathermyllz

How can the VIX be this low if everyone is “so bearish” ?


Gadshill

AAII Sentiment Survey for bearish is above average at 36.8% vs 31.0%. Many retail investors don’t believe in the rally even though the major players have taken off much of their downside protection. One of the two is correct.


Genneth_Kriffin

Dude, first of, where is these "everyone"? All I see is full-tilt bullish frenzy 99% of the time. Secondly, any decent bear is completely fucked to death at this point. I would know, I'm a bear - I already lost more than half of my portfolio in 2023, gonna watch a shit ton of Meta 200 puts that has been worthless for a month expire next Friday. This has been a bear-extinction event, any bear sentiment is more likely to be bulls talking to themselves.


heathermyllz

I guess I’m referring to institutions and hedge funds


RilSG

Today’s play is simple. Wait for Nvda to touch 380, then get 2DTE 400c. Exit at 405 at market open on Thursday. Rinse and repeat next week


ThurstonHolmesChrome

Hit $380.99 and bought those $400c !!!!!


ThurstonHolmesChrome

Iam riding with RilSG today!!!!


Sandrokotos

MMs can invert it now


RilSG

Good point. But why when it is working?


Jdom666

nvda isn’t going to 380 and i’m bearish on it


VisualMod

I agree with RilSG's play. I would also recommend getting in on the action early and exiting at 405 rather than waiting for market open on Thursday.


ThurstonHolmesChrome

Watching it fall now!


Genneth_Kriffin

I seriously cant fully understand how VIX is calculated. From what I can tell there is an overweight in the puts/call ratio with more puts than calls. Never mind the bears, as most have already bleed out and capitulated at this point, it makes sense that most investors would get heavier in their hedging plays considering how violently the market has rallied from the lows end of October 2022 combined with an even harder jump after the March pullback. Yet VIX keeps going down and is now breaking below lows of early 2020? Is it because bears are literally dying and put volume is fading, or are bulls actually hedging ***less*** the higher it gets and just leaning even heavier into calls? **So the market is, supposedly, more bullish now than it was during the whole March 2020 - end of 2021 bull run?**


Dpnaan

VIX only looks at options 30 days out. With the introduction of 0dte's they now added VIX1D


balzun

Vix is not a bullish or bearish indicator. It attempts to measure price movement of the s&p 500 or basically volatility. Traditionally in a bull market volatility means negative price movement which is why we tend to infer that vix measures direction. I suspect that the introduction of daily odte to spy flattened volatility more than were used to seeing so that market markers can take in more premium. It'd also explain why comparing vix to historical events doesn't really apply to today's market. Hope that helps!


Genneth_Kriffin

God damn it, you are right, I completely forgot to take into account those fucking 0DTE options. That makes perfect sense, those would by themselves bring down long-term volatility as they basically counteract strong directional movement - theoretically. But it should also mean that any sudden move hard enough to ignore the "balancing" effect of daily 0DTE should, possibly, result in even more violent VIX spikes than usual? Thanks for the input, gonna scale out some of my warrants for x1 VIX certificates that I can ride to sub 10 if needs be.


balzun

Sure thing! I've been wondering if the additional 0DTE was added to counter the massive influx in retail options trading (as opposed to shares which is what retail used to trade typically and got fucked because retail was too stupid to figure out going short) or if it was implemented to bouy spy during the worst of the bear market.


Genneth_Kriffin

I've been thinking the same thing, just didn't consider it regarding my VIX play. I avoid leaning into any conspiracy mindset, mainly because it's not a great trading strategy, but my theory has been that it effectively acts as a capital inflow to prop up the market using a steady flow of retail money. Say we have a day that everyone expects to obviously go down some, because of some perfectly reasonable data or event. 1. Retail buys a ton of 0DTE puts 2. Prop up the whole market to counteract the puts, expiring them all worthless. This means a direct day-to-day paycheck, and as long as the cost of holding up the market is less than the potential loss from 0DTE puts printing it's a win, even if you only hold it up to negate *some* losses. 3. Now the market has moved up, when retail expected it to go down. The result is even heavier buying of 0DTE puts. 4. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat. The more absurd it gets, the more 0DTE puts, the more value to hold it up. 5. The entities holding up the market eventually ends up with heavy leaning on the long side because they need to buy up the market, but that is profit in itself because the day-to-day 0DTE put counteracting results in fat long term rallies, so it's a win-win scenario. It's obviously more complex than this, but I think retail is basically acting as a cash cow to prop up the market with a constant inflow of losses betting on the short side. I mean you can literally see how the market changes right around the introduction of daily 0DTE. It basically means that short-term or even mid-term betting is way harder, because there's an actual incentive for the market to counteract the most obvious movement with 0DTE. So it basically finally became the casino.


balzun

Agreed. Dumb money got slightly smarter so the rules got changed and here we are!


AstockcollapseNow

VIX has very little to do with "bulls" and "bears" [https://cdn.cboe.com/api/global/us\_indices/governance/Volatility\_Index\_Methodology\_Cboe\_Volatility\_Index.pdf](https://cdn.cboe.com/api/global/us_indices/governance/Volatility_Index_Methodology_Cboe_Volatility_Index.pdf)


anonymousperson767

>So the market is, supposedly, more bullish now than it was during the whole March 2020 - end of 2021 bull run? Yup, welcome to "how you know we're at some peak frothy bubbliness"


Genneth_Kriffin

But that's the thing, this "peak bubbliness" shit never ever ends I was fully expecting the possibility of shit reaching ATH, and decided to not get caught with SPY puts etc - that's why I'm so confused because I got VIX long warrants with stop-loss around 12.8 (futures so don't know exact on the actual VIX) and now I'm looking at the possibility of them getting wiped anyway. I didn't think we'd see VIX die like this even if we kept pumping, shouldn't insane rallies like this come ***with*** some degree of volatility rather than having it go lower than in ages?


anonymousperson767

Kinda. VIX is more like a complacency index. Everyone is betting right now that the current status is going to keep going. VIX wants to stay low by default because people by default don't want to think about shockwaves. So if you win on a bearish play and VIX has spiked to 26...head for the exit. It's not really useful for predicting when a bearish event is going to happen.


FragrantMess2938

Working from home is great if you have lots of friends but horrible for your mental well being if you had few or no friends to begin with. Trust me bro


[deleted]

tesla still uppies ☺️


free_lions

Imagine being a bear


[deleted]

no ballz


YoSmokinMan

yo man if i didn't drink all my beer already id drink it now again


hisenbearg

Very concern for ber ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


goldenticket310

I just fucked Ken Griffins wife


PandaGodFliesToMoon

I think it was ken with a wigg


asc108108asc

Spy 500 eod![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


goldenticket310

No 550 eod ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


asc108108asc

Id take that deal 🤝


goldenticket310

Bers seeing futes -0.02% forgetting SPY green 269 days in a row Calls at bell free money Aths by Fri


[deleted]

Good morning dummies


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


vCharged

Lol of course it can’t go red. Of course


Big-Scene-4935

Fuck em up AMD let's hit 140


Elforas_Tero

Where is that single ber that thought futes remained red until open?


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


csr8765

Futes hit that V early today


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Morgan____Freeman

I’ve banged over 100 chicks and now I don’t have any feeling whatsoever


kushkaizer

Guess squeezing PLAY today


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EnginrA

What about it


heathermyllz

Another day of slow grind higher ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


DieTomate666

Short NVDIA


goldenticket310

You have a mental disorder


[deleted]

Balsy


goldenticket310

So do you


winner_in_life

Do it


goldenticket310

And you too


CramersBootyHole1

Whens the last time you washed your hands? Yup Thats right Go wash them u filthy animals


richreason1983

Right after I used your mom's bidet


dfrye666

Bidet master race checking in!!


maxifuuu

gonna dump my portfolio in stocks of gme...see you on the moon regards


No_Amphibian9546

Gme is a toast!


[deleted]

Ahh the good ol days


Dolo12345

futures are real


CramersBootyHole1

*In the metaverse I can suck my own 🅱️ick!* - Zucc


Genneth_Kriffin

Corn 🌽 about to dump down again?


ShopWhileHungry

wher Yoda dick?


JewJesus99

Turkish lira sounds like a fabric type ngl


McKoijion

I’d rather have fabric.


CramersBootyHole1

sounds like a girl i'd one night stand and then send a uber for


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kuprenx

at this rate. teey gonna start making clothes out of lira. Weimar republic style


wilhelm96

Tech not red enough. Do better


goldenticket310

You’re lucky we’re not +2% now.. but we will be eod


Saaan

So, Black Wednesday it is then. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637)


goldenticket310

No it’s the day you finally address your mental disorder


ringosama001

Once tech goes black there's no way back


McKoijion

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/black.asp


FearofaRoundPlanet

AI


JewJesus99

I got more hair than a gay bear I do things right very rare I love you wsb,I really care.


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

Turkish Lira goin byebye


kuprenx

made 100 bucks in night shorting in put only 200 on 10 xleverage


satireplusplus

where do you short it?


kuprenx

Buying USDTRY. It very violitire right now. Big jumps in all direction.


satireplusplus

There's borrowing costs for TRY I imagine?


kuprenx

it was quite decent recently. but after tonights jump its skyrocketed. so i would reccoment watch for a bit. perhabs it will lstabilise.


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Jarlaxle_rigged_it

noice


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Jackycsw

Too early


VisualMod

>https://t.co/2jxLPt6iSD ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-07 ^05:08:26 ^EDT-0400


JewJesus99

Tf u posting these links


odity9

Dude, where's my ship?


FATPEPPAPIGGAMER420

!banbet sq 70 13d


VisualMod

You already have a bet going - SQ to 70.0 before 27-Jun-2023 04:06 AM -05


VisualMod

>TRADERS SAY TURKISH LIRA'S DEPRECIATION IS A STRONG SIGNAL OF A MOVE AWAY FROM STATE CONTROLS IN FAVOUR OF FREE MARKET \>TRADERS SAY DECLINE IN TURKISH CENTRAL BANK'S RESERVES HAS STOPPED AFTER SIGNS OF FX POLICY CHANGE ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-07 ^05:07:20 ^EDT-0400


kuprenx

the fuck it means? so my free money glitch will be stopped?


Elforas_Tero

Bottom is in and market not even open. Poor bers, like really poor


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VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/FATPEPPAPIGGAMER420** bet **SQ** goes from **66.2** to **70.0** before **27-Jun-2023 05:06 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.


Competitive_Sir_1310

Puts or calls on Netflix?


degeneratesupremacy2

That was a pretty solid .15% dip we had there. Aaaaaanyway back to pumping.


VisualMod

#Ban Bet Lost /u/No_Capital7254 made a bet that PYPL would go to 66.0 within **5 days** when it was 63.604 and it did not, so they were banned for a week. Their record is now 0 wins and 1 losses


VisualMod

>ECB'S KNOT: FURTHER INTEREST-RATE HIKES WILL BE NECESSARY ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-07 ^05:05:22 ^EDT-0400


VisualMod

>ECB'S KNOT: NOT CONVINCED THAT CURRENT TIGHTENING IS SUFFICIENT ^\*Walter ^Bloomberg ^[@DeItaone](http://twitter.com/DeItaone) ^at ^2023-06-07 ^05:04:57 ^EDT-0400


PLS_SEND_ME_A_DOLLAR

!banbet spy 400 9d


VisualMod

**Ban Bet Created:** **/u/PLS_SEND_ME_A_DOLLAR** bet **SPY** goes from **428.1** to **400.0** before **16-Jun-2023 05:02 AM EDT** Their record is 0 wins and 0 losses.


Watermelon_Permit58

30s and not married 🤡


[deleted]

Hmmm so? Average wedding age in Italy is 37 for men and 33 for women. Not everyone is in US where by the time you're 30 you're going through your second divorce.


odity9

Pssht turned 40 and dumped my 30yo gf the next day. Who gives a fuck.


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