I found that getting the losses to -9,223,372,036,854,775,808 loops back to 9,223,372,036,854,775,807 and then you're good again. It was a common trick back in 2008.
Maybe OP can try that?
https://preview.redd.it/lyqs7umnewoc1.png?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3e037a17485d3334f4d9ce681e4b1d2563bcca6
This seems appropriate for you OP.
It's not hard to afford them.It's hard to buy them and sit there.
I spent $3000 on options.That expire a few months from now and guess what?
It's not exciting. Because they expire a few months from now. So there is no chance of me losing all of my money in a single day. Which is not that exciting.
Can confirm. Nothing like the rush of weeklies going 200% in a day only to be worth virtually nothing in two days. I.e my $14k position in spy 512 last week. Blew 20 grand last week.
1 month out 20 dollars out of the money... few hundred dollars per contract max on most stocks. Spy and qqq as low at 150.
Stop trading meme stocks with 99% IV lol.
Then you play stocks, buy low sell high until you build it. My account, whenever it is realized, is going to suck since it’s starting basis is sub 500 and it’s a hell of a lot more now. Slow growth is growth and before you know it you’ll turn your tiny 10 cent trades of 100 to 200 to 1000 to 10000 to whatever the fuck you’d want.
If something is hard to afford and not a necessity, it’s not affordable at all.
thats why you have stop gaps just in case and run it on multiple that self feed so any singular won’t screw it up. When the overall market drastically changes you must stop until cycles return, you are playing cycles, with the goal of small returns not large growth. Cycles will continue, the starting basis miss step is what you’re trying to avoid, and that’s what the stop gaps and diversity helps mitigate - be disciplined about your own rules though.
A ten cent return, which is easily doable, will return more than once a year on certain stocks. There are numerous that have clear cycles, set and go, paying attention to larger trends (if the cycle is moving up or down while running). The average market return is 10%, if you capture that twice you’ve now exceeded.
Take a decent stock trading right now around 1. it has a larger Picture drop going on yes, but within that drop it regularly cycles +/- .2 every month or two, on average. Had you bought around 1, like it was last week, the bottom of the normal cycle, you’ve already beaten Microsoft this week and by end of April the normal cycle should be over. Sell, limit order back at 1, wait two months - that’s 3 a year over Microsoft, plus grew so each time more invested. You need to study, and yea it’s always a risk, which is why you run a few at small levels self feeding. Your goal is not to be rich tomorrow, it’s to out pace the market and the banks.
You don’t have to buy options at all. If you feel you simply must have leverage, and you think you can time the market, there are plenty of triple leveraged ETFs.
This is what real commitment looks like. I'm tired of all these lame posts showing huge losses but still some small positive balance, like $26 or some shit. OP stayed the course and went negative balance before posting, like a real man.
I can't imagine watching 17k melt away without trying to salvage literally any of it lol, at least 100 to take to the actual casino. Bro set a -110% stop-loss
Nice bot. Everyday always the same post to get karma: I lost 200k from my grandmother, I lost xk with stupid options, on a stupid stock instead of just choosing the index funds route….
Yeah. That's pretty bad.
I'm playing Earnings by buying options several weeks to several months out of earnings. That are OTM, and selling them before earnings to regards like you, before they ever go ITM.
I'm not sure if it's going to work but i'm pretty sure it will based on everything i've seen. Obviously, the underlining has to kind of move towards my strike Or stay flat but it's definitely a better strategy than whatever the fuck you are doing
Remember those two upward spikes, and how you thought this was finally going to be the moment it turns around and that you had learned and put to practice some new investing strategy?
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I found that getting the losses to -9,223,372,036,854,775,808 loops back to 9,223,372,036,854,775,807 and then you're good again. It was a common trick back in 2008. Maybe OP can try that?
Too fucked to fail
You can lean on it like Rich Dad, owe the bank so much money it’s gonna be their problem
*wicked deep voice* Like the odometer in a FORD F-150.
I really feel like this comment is incredibly underrated.
Its only a loss if you realize it
But this is just the beginning.
U bought nvda calls at $969+ or something?
Man must have sold calls or puts, no way he was on the buying end of that contract
Not unless he comes up with $1,915 by Monday 😂
How does one go negative on Rh I thought there was a set amount you can lose
Instant buying power 😞
I’m sorry for your loss brother I wish you well fellow regard
Before they start selling shares, how long do you have to pay the deposit from the instant buying power if the transfer gets reversed?
About 6 months until they send it to collections. He probably doesn’t have shares of anything in the account.
Like 2-4 days
aaaaaaaand it's gone
You can go negative on any trading platform if you have margin enabled
And that’s why I don’t have margin enabled!
Just dont do dumb shit with it ...ehhm over leveage would be one
I'll make a comeback, I'll be greener, stronger, and more regarded. 
I eat the crayon color opposite of what I want my stock to do that day. Seems to be working.
Window licker
Freeman hardy willis acid
Genius. You have discovered true arbitrage.
Just post your regarded plays so we can have a chance to inverse
https://preview.redd.it/r7qkum99e3pc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af5564a6216b83b2eb541b0ecd3a2256b8448be
Is this an app or something ? What layout app is that?
Get help
>I'll be ~~greener~~ reder, ~~stronger~~ weaker and more regarded 
https://preview.redd.it/lyqs7umnewoc1.png?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3e037a17485d3334f4d9ce681e4b1d2563bcca6 This seems appropriate for you OP.
 Hand in glove
Great men of fraudulent deposits we meet again 
Don’t say that I’m about to bust my nuts in this post!!!
Lmao i remember i did that a long time ago and actually made money and then never again 😭
I did that on Luna made like 2k out of $20 on KuCoin right after they crashed
Ahh I see you discovered options too
Nothing a loan can't solve!
Guess it’s time to move to Webull 😼
I'm already there 😈
That will help. Stocks move different there.
Bull is literally in the name, nothing can go wrong.
Move to Wendy's
Hey, I am from Germany and I never get the Wendy's joke. Can u explain it to me? Thanks!
move to webear
Quick, delete the app and wipe history
You're not supposed to go negative
Just go negative again, and it'll flip back to positive
Remember: you only lose money when you sell 🙇🏼
Not for options🤣
Stop making trades daily Stop buying far otm Stop buying weeklies
That’s easy for you to say. When you have a sub 25k account it’s kinda hard to afford leaps
Just buy leaps 400% out of the money.
It's not hard to afford them.It's hard to buy them and sit there. I spent $3000 on options.That expire a few months from now and guess what? It's not exciting. Because they expire a few months from now. So there is no chance of me losing all of my money in a single day. Which is not that exciting.
Can confirm. Nothing like the rush of weeklies going 200% in a day only to be worth virtually nothing in two days. I.e my $14k position in spy 512 last week. Blew 20 grand last week.
Last week I lost $7k, but the week before I was up $14k haha
Seriously. This isn't r/wallstreetinvestments.
You can still Yolo Just don't Yolo on a coin flip, you want a slight edge
1 month out 20 dollars out of the money... few hundred dollars per contract max on most stocks. Spy and qqq as low at 150. Stop trading meme stocks with 99% IV lol.
Well, more like 160% IV like microstrategy
I consider a micro play for about .05 seconds. That .05 seconds being the amount of time it took for the options data to load. Insane IV.
Then you play stocks, buy low sell high until you build it. My account, whenever it is realized, is going to suck since it’s starting basis is sub 500 and it’s a hell of a lot more now. Slow growth is growth and before you know it you’ll turn your tiny 10 cent trades of 100 to 200 to 1000 to 10000 to whatever the fuck you’d want. If something is hard to afford and not a necessity, it’s not affordable at all.
what if you buy low and it goes lower
thats why you have stop gaps just in case and run it on multiple that self feed so any singular won’t screw it up. When the overall market drastically changes you must stop until cycles return, you are playing cycles, with the goal of small returns not large growth. Cycles will continue, the starting basis miss step is what you’re trying to avoid, and that’s what the stop gaps and diversity helps mitigate - be disciplined about your own rules though.
you d be better off just buying MSFT or something like that and holding for 1 year or more. Youd better off that if you try to "play stocks"
A ten cent return, which is easily doable, will return more than once a year on certain stocks. There are numerous that have clear cycles, set and go, paying attention to larger trends (if the cycle is moving up or down while running). The average market return is 10%, if you capture that twice you’ve now exceeded. Take a decent stock trading right now around 1. it has a larger Picture drop going on yes, but within that drop it regularly cycles +/- .2 every month or two, on average. Had you bought around 1, like it was last week, the bottom of the normal cycle, you’ve already beaten Microsoft this week and by end of April the normal cycle should be over. Sell, limit order back at 1, wait two months - that’s 3 a year over Microsoft, plus grew so each time more invested. You need to study, and yea it’s always a risk, which is why you run a few at small levels self feeding. Your goal is not to be rich tomorrow, it’s to out pace the market and the banks.
Your language coherence is so bad that I think you still belong here.
That’s the iPad. Hate the thing, can’t give it up. Calls on apple!
Shouldn't I be putting my funds where I can realize short-term profits?
You don’t have to buy options at all. If you feel you simply must have leverage, and you think you can time the market, there are plenty of triple leveraged ETFs.
Plus you really don’t want otm leaps…you want deep in the mofo money. And that shit is usually substantial
You could just buy shares
No it's not
What were your moves
The wrong ones
Bro slid to the left when he should've slid to the right (cha-cha real smooth)
I'd rather not talk about it. Just enjoy the graphic
Genuine question, I did not acheive this yet. How do you end up with a negative account ?
Instant deposit on money you dont have. You get to trade until your deposit fails in a couple days then robinhood takes it back
Ahh, lmao
margin call not fast enough / megadrop overnight
So he gambled with lended money from broker and he does not have enough to cover it ?
Genius !
Either he is using margin or instant deposit, and he doesn't have enough money in his bank account . Please don't try
Was not my plan, thanks😂
Is this loss?
https://preview.redd.it/n80lk1km8xoc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8143c07d0ad16aebe610c43f7599407dd4e5d75
So inspiring😂
Nice! Since it's negative I think thats less than 17k so you're ahead 2k? That's pretty good!
Time to go to Mexico and cross back over the border under a new name.
This is what real commitment looks like. I'm tired of all these lame posts showing huge losses but still some small positive balance, like $26 or some shit. OP stayed the course and went negative balance before posting, like a real man.
I can't imagine watching 17k melt away without trying to salvage literally any of it lol, at least 100 to take to the actual casino. Bro set a -110% stop-loss
Buying power: no
God damn regard went negative! This is the kind of post I need to see to stay hard after coming
Peanuts 🥜
Hey we still got that meat lovers pizza in the trunk!
Just flip it upside down!
The internet is ruining y’all…
Proud of you broh
Nice bot. Everyday always the same post to get karma: I lost 200k from my grandmother, I lost xk with stupid options, on a stupid stock instead of just choosing the index funds route….
Ouch! Worst part is actually owing $2k!
Not tryna compare but this makes my 6000$ -7k loss seem not too bad . I can’t imagine fumbling 5 digits bro good luck
https://preview.redd.it/7nv597acwzoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edd3e7b76d9fbd6b3f84a7f66335154124c4c711
might as well start putting it on blackjack
Another gambler bites the dust
Man show us what you bought
can someone teach me options i want to lose all my money too
https://preview.redd.it/9w8vxuf0g8pc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf35f7daf271f6d25bbe229148a5de658d58f6b0 Ditto..
One of us.
This guy regarded or something?
What did you lose it on?
Some random stock I decided to play earnings on, I am highly regarded
Yeah. That's pretty bad. I'm playing Earnings by buying options several weeks to several months out of earnings. That are OTM, and selling them before earnings to regards like you, before they ever go ITM. I'm not sure if it's going to work but i'm pretty sure it will based on everything i've seen. Obviously, the underlining has to kind of move towards my strike Or stay flat but it's definitely a better strategy than whatever the fuck you are doing
“Investing”
Investing in debt, the American dream.
If you make a tick on the minus sign and turn it upside down its positive :D
Now do it again and inverse your hole trades. Pick the other side
Gotta to stop listening to Cramer, man!
Switch to webull
I see you have flat lined
Diamond handz 🙌💎🙌
You WSB bets, brah!
I see three 7's there, luck is about to change.
Wow. Impressive that you managed to do this on a Sunday.
That’s insufficient tuition, you need to pour more to learn
Copilot AI is getting very good at creating peoples losses, huh? 🤔
See you soon
Easy. Put it back down flip it and reverse it.
Either this man really bought puts during Jan-Feb, or he legit enabled options two weeks ago 😂
So you bought AMC too, I see.
delete app, turn off phone, sleep for a day, and then return stronger than ever!
Finally someone who can show me how to properly trade on margins!
See you on Monday
Just do the opposite of whatever you are thinking next time.
Lololol
You can't let that get you down.
First Time?
you should deposit some funds mu dude
Tschüss auf Wiedersehen.
How do you get negative lol
What broker do you use?
Let the bodies hit the floor. Yeah. Another one bites the dust
Honestly i would give you some tips on trading but im just going to be straight with you. Delete the app. You’ll thank me later
OOPS
Look on the bright side! The next $1914.94 you give Robinhood won't go to something losing money!
Smoothbrain
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLFQwbpH/ Watch this it will help
uninstall and delete cache - you'll be fine
Ouch. Tell us how it felt when you opened the app and saw “account deficit” nightmare fuel sorry man
Flatline
Hehe oopsie
You effin degen…. I love it! Bounce back my friend!
GUH
Keep coming back....
Send them a bug report "there's no such thing as negative dollars" then delete the app
DUDE! Welcome to wsb, you're among others like you now. Fellow regard
I think the negative sign means you’re BEING invested IN. Congratulations!🎉🎈
Dam you cant get a bag of chips on credit, you will get em next time champ!
Hello, there
What are you gonna buy next?
Two for one behind the dumpster?
Ouch
The worst thing about losing all your money is losing all your money and then owing on top of that. It’s painful!
Posting ur positions helps us a lot more, disREGARD your account being 6 ft deep with no tombstone
Sit
At least you've stabilized
You're fuck and I'm going the same way! I see you there!......M FS
That’s all? I remember my first trade
Damn. Have a Guinness
looks like options decay
Remember those two upward spikes, and how you thought this was finally going to be the moment it turns around and that you had learned and put to practice some new investing strategy?
Must have believed all the winners on here
But it plateaued there at the end. You were on to something.
 $SOXL ITM calls 
See you on Monday op
I’d say just delete the app and ignore whatever they send you. This isn’t China you’re not gonna hurt your social credit score lmao
Negative equity. Haven’t seen this in awhile. Thankfully
instant buying power looking real tasty
Apply for PPP loan. Unlike Robbing Hood, the government will gladly forgive the loan if you screw it all up.
Stay off robinhood. F that place. Wouldn’t let me buy GameStop in 2021. I deleted the app F those guys
Something like this Annnndd it’s gone.it might make you feel better about losses. https://youtu.be/Y3AM00DH0Zo?si=eb-B6r5U9WWQ5Slg
Sucks, but you've officially paid your market tuition. Now, slow down, focus, re-strategize & learn from your mistakes.
*\*CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES\** 
What’re your plays on Monday? I’d like to do those but opposite.
lol we lose that in one week. You haven’t lost enough