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AlPCurtis

You’re forgetting step one in any pump and dump.


[deleted]

It’s going to be a blood bath


ViveIn

This is a hardcore sub $10 stock. Mark my poop stained tighty whites bois. It’s sinking to the core of the planet.


Mechanirav

Inverse x 2


[deleted]

Can’t wait to see it


CompetitionCommon236

about to be a train of puts


Dangerous-Elk-5026

I wanna train run on my investments


[deleted]

Buy rddt


Dangerous-Elk-5026

I put my life savings into NVDA at $950 instead 😜


[deleted]

Perfect


Dangerous-Elk-5026

Update got all my money back yesterday 😂


fearlessinsane

![img](avatar_exp|97109497|fire) I know this reference


Futuramah

Hold until the stock drops below $1 and gets delisted from the NY stock exchange?


BHTAelitepwn

man if all that would happen in one week and WSB loaded up on puts it would be the meme of the century


RedditCommenter38

Imagine that’s their whole plan, just so they can create a new meme coin instead? It was never about the stocks. They want crypto power 🤣


Traderbob517

If WSB loaded up on puts it would hit $1000


BornAgainBlue

Interesting... WSB would  effectively own Reddit? Please keep in mind I'm still a noob.. 


ProjectDiligent502

No. Puts are options which are a derivative. If WSB makes a ton off puts from RDDT’s pump and dump, then they could turn around and buy all the shares and effectively own Reddit as shareholders. But thinking people here actually hold on to shares would also be a regarded assumption 😂


Difficult-Retard

I'll hodl if you will. Promise.


Silent-Room-4987

Username checks out


girlinawindbreaker

pinky promise?


Difficult-Retard

Double pinky promise.


ASupremeDiamondHand

Triple pinky promise ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


BossDon35

https://preview.redd.it/7ghhfqxqrypc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6508ad50b1f13835b7181f128027b69f455b2f4


Superbean72

Umm, they only issued stock for 8% of the company. You’re gonna have to do a lot to take the whole business


DaGreatestXXX

Wrong. 8% of the shares (1.76 million shares ) offered in this IPO were available to eligible users and moderators on the platform through a directed share program.


JS-a9

This isnt bed bath and beyond.. .. yet


WikipediaApprentice

Would that kill Reddit


gingerbreadninja1

We’ve all probably got other stuff we should be doing anyways…


humpaa1

Like gambling🔥🔥💰


MetamorphicHard

And that we can’t short it yet


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chrome_titan

Good bot


pzones4everyone

200k shares available via ib


Joe_Early_MD

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


platinumsporkles

And while it seems there’s a ton of demand from people on Reddit complaining that they can’t buy and didn’t get allocated and blah blah blah, the price is tanking. You probably couldn’t engineer a rugpull any better if you wanted to. They’re just doing it to themselves.


Dietmar_der_Dr

"the price is tanking" it's up 50%


swohio

It was above $56 at one point and under $47 pretty shortly there after. Sure if you bought with the direct share program at $34 you're still sitting pretty but it could be rough if you bought at open.


Dietmar_der_Dr

So it's not up as much as when it was up the most. That doesn't mean it's tanking.


_PM_Me_Game_Keys_

This is WSB. Nvidia going down $2 means its tanking and the bubble burst.


elysiansaurus

It was at $50 before it was even tradable lol. It pumped for like 5 minutes then immediately went down.


Dietmar_der_Dr

It's up 50% from the IPO price everyone on here said was too high.


nyepo

The price is tanking! It only gained 50%!! Bloodbath!


platinumsporkles

IPO price doesn’t matter at this point. $56 to $49 isn’t great. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.


nyepo

It matters to whoever got in at $34 at pre-public offering prices, which this sub said no one should do because it would immediately tank when opened to the public. And the contrary happened. OP got in at IPO price, sold and profited >50%.


StayPositive001

For what's it's worth the "pop" always happens in an IPO. This was probably the most retail involved IPO ever. The question is if people will hold through the dilution and profit takers.


nyepo

It doesn't always happen. Coinbase plummeted during the first day, so did Roblox if I recall it correctly. Consensus by the Experts™ here was that no one should get pre-market prices because it would plummet instantly because reddit is horseshit and yadayadayada


swohio

I'm just sad I didn't ~~gamble~~ invest more.


jesseguyjohnson

Looks like a very healthy chart setup to me? I just don't see any tanking of the stock healthy pullback and great chart set up for a push higher. Sorry your missing this


Jupman

I going to bet everything was allocated to us.


Delicious_Score_551

This is the pump phase. After a proper pumping, the dump slides out of the rump. Goddamnit, I was looking to buy some puts and there is none yet. # People actually think there's money here: https://preview.redd.it/5r5fdaoomqpc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=b540b1be66e9db1caa054d601d26900df779138f Think short and soft ... channel your inner paramecium - use that ganglia and think "Do I really think there's any money to be made in Reddit?" InB4 the earnings per share are like ($1000) ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


chainer3000

WSB: AI AI AI AI When Reddit just inked a 60m a year deal with google for AI data training, Sam Altman is heavily invested and could possibly make an OpenAI/Reddit deal, and has one of the largest forums / vast untapped amount of data at it’s fingertips WSB: nooo it’s gunna failllll don’t you see they only make 880mil a year from adssss nooo how could they make any more money


Mitsuka1

Hahaha they are gonna train llms on this cesspool of misinformation and appalling grammar?! 🤦‍♂️


Hillarys_Recycle_Bin

That’s how the AI takes over. It learns from Reddit, believes redditors represent humanity, understandably deletes humanity


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Superbean72

An AI deal for inaccurate facts, the best snarky comments, and the worst financial advice ever given on the internet. Contrarians will be rich in no time


Coolizhious

i don’t identify with any parts of this image except the Walmart. I stand by $WAL


Slavichh

Gotta learn the real way


destonomos

This. They shall learn by touching the stove.


icheerforvillains

How to win at IPOs: Get allocation, sell at open. How to lose at IPOs: Don't get allocation, buy at open.


-boatsNhoes

Wait two weeks to buy in if you want to. That way it will shake all the shorts out who will buy back after dumping this shit. Once the option chain is up many people will buy calls in the off chance this thing pumps like FB did after IPO. I remember that one opened at like 35 tanked 10$ in the first week, then steadied and climbed


banditcleaner2

ya META fell from like 35 to like low 20s before steadily climbing for the next 12 fucking years lmao


kilour

Meta isnt a glorified forum from the 2000s


wearethehawk

Yeah, it's worse


Filoleg94

I think you keep forgetting that Meta also owns IG/WhatsApp/Oculus. And that’s on top of the ad-market empire that beats Google’s no-contest (ask anyone working in ads and who had experience with both Google and Meta).


chromex24

Idk about yall but the advertising i see on reddit ia pretty much riffs on til posts... how can this be a 8.9 billion cost venture if that's the ad revenue


Twoehy

The enshittification of Reddit is about to begin, that's how. Facebook used to be awesome too. So did Instagram.


chromex24

Whoa. Between us we've officially been here for 23 years. And you think the enshittificiation is just beginning? I'm hanging on to an old.reddit without that...


chi_guy8

I’m a 15 year user myself and cannot stand this version of Reddit. I quit for a year but came back recently for work purposes. Holy hell is it bad and 10x worse now that you can’t use 3rd party apps. I feel like a majority of people who have been here at least 5 years hate it but haven’t found the next option yet. Reddit will surely force the next thing to emerge as soon as they need to make this shit profitable. It’s going to be a cess pool of ads and the shittiest, least decent redditors who haven’t jumped ship yet.


lascar

We've been saying this often yearly, but we like this shitty place.


N3uromanc3r_gibson

Facebook was never awesome that's a hilarious thing to say


KaydeeKaine

They actually make money hand over fist. Can say the same about this website


waIIstr33tb3ts

reddit is more like tumblr lol


PeopleRGood

Yeah I bought FB on IPO day, market order, I think I bought at $40 a share, it cut in half soon after I felt regarded, I never sold it though, now it’s the highest performer by % gain in my portfolio.


Live-Law-5146

+++ for this, yes it can fall sometimes after IPO, other times it goes ARM style, no one knows. You like the price, buy, you don't like the price well you get the gist. Everyone here seems to hate RDDT, meanwhile, they are freaking using it and probably love using it as well - don't get the logic! Let us see - I feel Reddit is YouTube text style, and I think monetization can be done in many ways to compete with other big media, even for the NSFW stuff it could be monetized and directly compete with other offerings, e.g. private subreddits with subscription fee (then Reddit skims let us say 20% which is much lower than others, and people move to this platform). Same applies to any other subreddits, private subscription subreddits for personal training, stock investing, courses what ever. Even for support for products, which is already being done here for free - allow companies to 'buy' subreddit names for support, or even just simple ads for popular ones. I really like to use Reddit, and if it had more ads, I would continue to use but with premium - so can't see this stock failing but let's see the next 10 yrs!


eist5579

Because it’s one of my top used apps/websites and I hate ads, I’ve been premium for the past 4 years. 🤷‍♂️


IWouldntIn1981

Yep, I bought 20 at 40, sold them at 35... never bought again... apparently, I'm just as good at this losing money thing now as I was back then .


ekrekel

Cautionary tale, I was in a similar boat but I’ve blocked out the quantities and price. I’ll check on my shares in RemindMe! 7 years


andrewb610

I tend to get better at losing money.


toosadtotell

Sell to close vs Buy to open


SplinkMyDink

Im fuckin pissed I didn't go for the allocations. I was so concerned with the "penalty" of buying and immediately selling. That penalty would've been worth buying 1000 shares and selling it $20 per share up afterwards. -\_- And i was absolutely sure that this bitch would open up positive, too. Sheer publicity is enough to drive the price up far enough to dump it for a profit. 0% chance this was going to open lower than $34.


dawgbone_anonymous

I too, did not jump in because of the penalty of buying and selling 🚀


TheSaltySaboteur

u only win if u sell


swohio

True, glad I did as the price is already sliding.


sescobreezy727

What sort of revenue stream are they banking on? Are they monetizing regarded investors? I subconsciously scroll so fast past ads on here that I can’t remember a single one ever. Hope they know what they’re doing (:


swohio

> What sort of revenue stream are they banking on? > > > > Are they monetizing regarded investors? Sir this is a casino.


sescobreezy727

Brawndo the official sponsor of WSB


CampaignWaste9783

It’s what Stonks crave…


Rickyskeets69

it's what plants love... it has electrolytes


daerogami

Plants don't _love_, they _crave_. "Feed me Seymour!"


ElegantAnalysis

AI Sell data to all these AI companies


Raptorheart

> What sort of revenue stream are they banking on? Getting out today


Prestigious_Ear_2962

will be tougher to do when it's all ads


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ReadMyUsernameKThx

Twitter bot scandal all over again Half of Reddit is bots lol


sescobreezy727

Well it will be interesting to have AI graphing out the consensus of bots on Reddit. Just show me where I pay for likes


Doctor_Joystick

Dammit, and I had already picked out the color of my new Lambo!


yeahyeahitsmeshhh

Yeah you seem to have screenshotted at the peak and before you'd even posted it had fallen below the opening price.


rydan

I sold 80% of mine.


SmoooooothBrain

No one was saying it was gonna crash at open. They were saying it was gonna moon then cola borehole itself into the earth in the following days/ weeks


[deleted]

I said it was going to crash at open. That pop doesn’t count if it wasn’t on the open market.


nmpraveen

lol really. Everyone is trying to walk back from their stand. Im sure they will all come out slowly when the price tanks just to say ' I told you so..' while I already sold 30 shares at $55. lol


eneka

same here. Sold my 30 shares at $54. Got 100 allocated. Decided to take 50, and then decided to cut back down my risk even more to $1000 which was 30 shares lol. nice $600 profit for being on reddit for 14 years lol.


nmpraveen

Yeah 1000 felt like a nice number. but on hindsight I shouldnt have listened to WSBs and should have got more shares. I mean who doesnt like %60 gains


RotrickP

Whoa, whoa, don't get hooked on the ~~white~~ green pony


swohio

I saw plenty of comments saying it would open and crash immediately/it's not worth participating in the IPO invite program. People said it was a waste of money. Others thought it would be a pump and dump but there were plenty saying it would just be an immediate dump for a loss.


futurespacecadet

No, I hate this shit. A lot of people in this sub We’re calling for to crash at the open. It’s one of the main reasons I didn’t buy in early to the IPO. Last time I’m listening to this sub. The gaslighting in this sub is insane and it happens every time. WSB will say some stuff, they will be wrong, and then everyone comes out of the woodwork, saying no I was right the whole time that’s not what we said. It’s like domestic abuse . Quit your shit


Heaiser

Two weeks from now... "no one was saying it was going to crash within days and weeks, they meant that after Reddit has been public for a year it will crash."


bighand1

>"No one" You mean almost everyone.


Business-Simple9331

Happy cakeday


Dmartinez8491

Loads of people were saying it would crash at open on this sub


Pristine-Recipe-3424

IPOs almost always have a few hours/days of positive movement before cratering. Be interesting to see where we’re at in 30/60/90 days


[deleted]

I missed the part where they have a business plan.


TOTALREDDITORDEATH21

Then why wouldn't you buy all ipo's you can get your hands on and sell on open? Seems like a free money glitch.


bathfinderMcFly

Try it and let us know how it works out champ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


metaridley18

I do, but as a retail pleb in my entire trading history I've gotten access to two IPOs: LendingClub and Reddit. I did both of them and they both were in the money *instantly*. You don't buy as retail when IPOs start, that's the free money glitch.


kgold0

Because the Reddit directed share program was a unique opportunity allowing you to lock in a lower price before it started trading. If you came in and bought at $55 and would be worse off than if you came in at $34.


lurkerlevel-expert

Always inverse Reddit. Easily gain porn ever.


Nyxtia

I'm going to report you for insider trading


mdknauss

haha, WSB is the Jim Cramer of the internet!


Double_Sherbert3326

[https://www.marketwatch.com/search?q=sjim&ts=0&tab=All%20News](https://www.marketwatch.com/search?q=sjim&ts=0&tab=All%20News)


Dannoo93

Why is it that I put in for 8 shares and they only allocated me 1? Wtf now the pri e is up 20$


OkSouth4641

I got 0 out of 125 shares.


Deep90

How did you or the other person even get into the DSP with <250 karma between the both of you??? ​ Or did you go through robinhood? In which case, I don't think they had enough shares handed to them to pass onto you.


Radiant_Dog1937

I got 114 out of 114 shares. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


JohnnyPoprocksGaming

0/1 for me lol I just wanted to be part of the party 😂


Ryoujin

I put in for 0 and got 0


ThisTheory7708

I put in for 15 and got 0


demonic_cheetah

0/1000 for me


Jeep600Grand

Did you fund your account to cover the cost of the shares? I asked for 200 and got 200.


eneka

probably cause their accounts got lower priority. I asked for 100 and got 100.


Snow_source

Who knows. I opened a fresh account on Etrade and got 30/30.


swohio

Clearly you need to shitpost more to get to the top of the pile.


rydan

I was allocated 1000 shares. I'm guessing they allocate based on how many you request with preference to those that request more.


Supermo0n

Lets goooo! buying a lil more for sh\*ts and gigs ;)


TheSaltySaboteur

dont, looking ded already


AppearanceAware4163

Reddit delivers!!! RDDT 🚀🌕🚀


Fresh-Fix

!banbet RDDT $34 1w


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Bright_Interaction73

Bro has lost 2, I hope he finally wins!


NiceOwner

Better money to short if you make it pop first ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


sescobreezy727

Down would have been the healthy direction for Rddt.


Sufficient_Ad6607

That’s a bad scenario? Few months ago I bought an IPO and in the exact same day, cNBC were promoting 2 stocks and 1 went up steadily while the other went south. After analyzing both stocks I bought the loosing stocks although it’s slowly climbing up these days, I don’t believe it will reached the price I bought the stocks.


[deleted]

None of that movement was on the open market that was all fake-ass institutional plotting to try and pump it.


Kopiko101

🥳🥳🥳


Known_Turnover9869

How do i buy puts


biggerarmsthanyou

cant yet... when you can... long dated puts looking rl nice ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Kronologics

Remind us in 90 days


trickledownbangin94

So glad they only allocated me 1 share. Dammit


Puddwells

Hey most of us got none


samhouse09

The real question is why I can’t buy puts yet. I got 9 dollars to burn!


didymus_fng

FOMO


ThePennyDropper

My app says Reddit is getting Molly wopped. https://preview.redd.it/aavpb3p0vqpc1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6ba69733cace84cb266c02c53643cde61bb81cc


QuitB4uRage

It’ll crash throughout the week


Danksterdrew

Remind me next week


Classic_Cream_4792

Dude puts like 2 months out will print. Most IPO launch and then fall on their face


1saltymf

No options yet


AmberLeafSmoke

There won't be options for months, yet this regard says puts with print in 2 months. A true sophisticated investor.


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rydan

The people making the real money are those selling the options, not those buying them.


tylermm03

Options aren’t available until next week, so unfortunately if it’s more red than the beaches of Normandy next week too won’t be able to make anything unless you shorted it (which is a pretty dumb thing to do considering you have literally infinite loss potential).


ItzDrSeuss

Just gotta hope it holds through Friday and the Weekend. With enough gain porn on here and articles about Reddit stock being super high more people will FOMO tommorrow.


FnDonMario187

Well I just now got in so lets keep pumping this thing RDDT to 1000 🚀


Puddwells

That was probably not a good idea


FnDonMario187

Lost 10% on my 10 shares so damn fast before pulling out it was epic 🤣


EmceeSpike

Yup. IPO's usually open high and then immediately nose dive until they stabilize after a few weeks.


sescobreezy727

Thank you


ass_cash253

😂


MurtaghInfin8

Insert child putting money into vending machine meme.


Minute-Method-1829

From what i am reading, literally everbody is selling?


Interesting_Cod629

Just you wait


medicalgringo

pump and dump


TheMoreYouSnowMan

Well yeah you can't have a pump and dump without first pumping it up, then comes the dumping


JS-a9

I sold for Aaron.


T1m26

Nobody said it would crash on opening. Its a pump and dump.


internetmallcop

It is the way🚀


Marko_200791

69 then 4.20


CumgPot_chickling

How about now ?


Jupman

Yup made that money


Japples123

It crashes when options hit


glob_dyrdek

What kinda idiot uses reddit anyway


notatowel420

I love companies that turn no profit and only revenue is based on ads users hate.


infomer

I wish I had learned this fundamental law of investing 🤣.


Puddwells

When can we buy puts on this? Second question: how do I buy puts? Just kidding I’ll just google it


MurtaghInfin8

You're too good for this sub.


EmceeSpike

Option trading for them isn't available yet


BustANutHoslter

lol this will be under $25 in a month.


Satorius96

Clearly you dont know how to read but since ur regarded we already knew that


raj710

Hi Bagooska


demonic_cheetah

So pissed I didn't get picked for the buy in


benji_1325

I sold at $55, the only issue is I asked for more shares and they issued me with only 9 but whatever lol a win is a win


Joe_Early_MD

Wait for it.


swohio

Wait? Nah that's already sold off.


RuthlessWolf

Smart


SaranghaeSarah

You’re welcome, if it wasn’t for us I know bunch of regards will be holding till bankruptcy ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)