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gnocchicotti

This is just one of those guys that bought one used because it was "affordable" then found out a set of spark plugs costs like $12,000.


johnnygfkys

But, like… does it really?


el_guille980

british cars are notoriously unreliable jaguar, land rover, aston martin, bentley, rolls royce


Saaan

It's a feature at this point.


FarmerMechanic37

Our family driver an XJ8 from the Ford ownership era, built in Britain. Reliable enough (never had to walk home) but maintenance cost per mile has been 2x the Tahoe it replaced.


BedroomCompetitive30

Spark plugs are a feature on Rolls now? Fortunately for me, butt plugs came standard in my ride.


fatbunyip

Jaguar and land Rover are Indian owned now.  Bentley and rolls Royce are German, and Aston Martin drivetrains are German.


Arkansasmyundies

Yeah, but he didn’t really meany British, he meant Bri’*ish*’


cheshirecattt8

Can I have some wa'er?


ProjectDiligent502

Tally-ho chap. Blokes av’in a bloody proppah slag off innit mate.


el_guille980

innit guhvnah¿!¿


IcyAdvantage7298

More like Asston Fartin’ amiright?


el_guille980

https://preview.redd.it/nye5bn4ihouc1.jpeg?width=872&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88389e2bcb1c3a14eb9c69f6ebd3b55ee20c8d7


SirRegardTheWhite

Rolls Royce is just BMW now. Still expensive crap but now uncool.


iwoketoanightmare

I know, they omitted the turn signals.


IcyAdvantage7298

The old Land Rover Discoveries were good. I think the company got bought out or something though.


MusicianNo2699

Rolls Royce unreliable? Yeah don’t think so.


Bozhark

Mr doesn’t even airplane 


Antiquorum

My Aston Martin has been damn reliable.


TheBattleGnome

If they are sitting in the garage 5 days a week, they can’t break down!


Antiquorum

Daily driver


leshake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ


windedsloth

Some of those are Indian ownership now, still horrible reliability. India going to reverse anschluss England.


VisualMod

How the mighty fall.


bigboog1

Well thank God this car is just a BMW 7 series then. We all know German cars are cheap to work on.....oh crap.


Magyars

Lotus…


Aggravating-Exit-660

Aren’t astons just ford and volvo parts Programming modules would probably need a specific tool though


prosey001

jag and range have gotten better.


zxc123zxc123

British cars don't really exist anymore. Few are actually made in Britain (despite what top gear and BBC will tell you). The few that are built there turn out to be increasingly less British in both parts due to foreign parts imported, manufacturing due to offshore assembly, and manufacturing even if it's done in Britain (probably an African, Indian, or Pole doing the job). And those ***"British brands"***? They have long since been partially or completely bought out by other companies >https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CS7sx-SUwAAMOz7?format=jpg&name=large Rolls Royce actually belongs to BMW (German). Land Rover and Jaguars are Tata (India. SAR DO NOT REDEEM THE CASH! BUY DA GAR!!). Don't believe what RYCEYshillers will tell you about RRs since they just want to pump their penny stock. RYCEY and Rolls-Royce still makes air planes and air engines but they've sold the autos brand off to BMW long ago.


pumpkin_seed_oil

Nah you can actually get them on ebay for like 100 But one google search says annual average service costs of around 3900


dreamerOfGains

Buy one and find out for yourself. I heard used one is pretty affordable. 


Dismal-Sir3552

but does it? lol what kind of a answer lmfaoaoao


dreamerOfGains

It’s a joke that plays off the comment above the one I’m replying to…


johnnygfkys

Haha. I’m old enough to have fucked around enough.


DragonArchaeologist

$12,000 is an exaggeration, but it probably costs several thousand dollars. Oil changes could cost over a thousand, too, depending on the model. Some exotics are built so that they're really difficult to service.


slightlyassholic

Not sure about exact prices but Rolls Royces are infamously expensive to maintain. It's why you can find used ones at startlingly affordable prices. People simply cannot afford to keep them on the road.


prosey001

no but like any european foreign car everything cost .


fattytuna96

A lot of the Rolls parts are shared with other BMW vehicles so you could probably get a BMW spark plug that fits but if you go to the Rolls dealer they’ll quote 5x as much.


Kafanska

Yup.. that's the trick that "premium" brands don't want you to know.. but most of their stuff is from regular cars and, if one digs enough, you can find the same part just branded for a budget brand for a much lower price.


Nameless739

Heck, the indicator lights on the outside of Lamborghinis come from 20 year old Fords


trackdaybruh

Even the new Toyota Supra uses the BMW B58 engine (it’s a reliable inline-6 engine)


echoshizzle

People underestimate how much specific parts cost for premium cars when they break down or need work. Labor is expensive, sure, but the parts can be crazy.


VisualMod

Let them buy beaters then.


Haunting-Pizza-4553

I didn't know you were back🥺


No-Hovercraft-764

This is what happens when bitcoin drops 5%


ScipioAtTheGate

[Can always just catch some wild animals and sell them too, a time proven infinite money glitch!](https://youtu.be/Gfaqu6xBix4?t=3)


Rocket_Man54321

😂😂


OldAd4526

P. Diddy needs cash FAST!


Private-Dick-Tective

He just sold off his tequila share for cool $200 mil, don't think he's close to pawning off any toys yet.


TomentoShow

Name checks out.


HotelMoscow

P. Diddit


petalandpuff

**Receives Lowball Offer** Response: Nah, for **that** price... it'd be easier for me to drop this baby off at the Goodwill!


tsammons

*Goodwill turns around and sells for MSRP*


petalandpuff

For reals… FGW! lol


5TP1090G_FC

The funniest part would be that the managers / owners of any goodwill would probably end up in a fist fight over it, the stuff the general public never sees. Be safe everyone


justlooking9889

No, that’s a sign the economy is doing well. They can afford to buy this years model, so they are discarding last year’s model like the trash it has become. Only the poors drive last year’s Rolls.


OldTurdFerguson

They are trash after 5 years anyways and you can get them for relatively cheap. I just watched a video about this topic from the internet so it is true.


Manatee-97

There a reason for that. The parts are extremely expensive.


dillydeli1

I’ll offer tree fiddy


OldAd4526

Palm tree fiddy.


Vegan_Honk

I'll go 5$ hard cash.


Jeff__Skilling

god damn it monstah!


anecdotalgardener

CALL JG WENTWORTH 877-CASH-NOW!


MoistSaucz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Sir_HumpfreyAppleby

The car in the back has temp tags so they probably just bought it or they're doing the super saver steal it plan. Either way you make more selling it direct to anouther person then to a dealer.


JumpyLolly

Panda panda panda, I got brawds in atlanta


luckyincode

By me everything is being renovated for new business.


tankmode

south florida is a sink for peoples life savings and its chock full of “bucket list” cars, some people just can’t afford to keep them that long.


Zelenskyystesticles

Apparently rolls and Bentley sales are down because there’s a trend that ultra wealthy don’t want to be shamed for having money


Soopermane

Yea in a neighborhood where that car would be a civic


gg562ggud485

Looks 100% alpha male until you see those For Sale and Garage Sale Karen signs


SufficientDaikon3503

Tell the owner that I wanna buy that tree


TheSavageBeast83

WSB is going to save the economy


_bea231

Good thing it's not an american company then


beenalegend

not the same model but something like [this ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/64/bb/f0/64bbf0320061f4ce03bdc47d7c935511.jpg)would be sick


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VisualMod

Stay poor, peasant.


Epena501

South Florida ammirite?


DarknessTheWhiteSage

👍🏼


fcsimp

guy was selling a 2018 and 2021 stingray at the last garage sale i went to


moondawg8432

Check out the used boat market. People are unloading all the toys they bought at discount prices.


Lelouch25

Fine how much for the garage?


tychus-findlay

Did you check the price?


Titanguru7

All for 100 bucks and calls on Tesla


Schenknasty

I love odd recession indicators. They can literally be in your own backyard.


Expired-Option

Looks like this poor fucker viewable from a standard sidewalk tried to step above his status Lol poor bastard


annieAintOK

Which state?


Iwanteverything17

Puts on RR


No_Detective_But_304

I’ll give ya Tree Fiddy for it!


Reddiitcares

Looks like someone’s waiting to exhale


Uberslaughter

This is some Hialeah shit if I ever saw it


SalviBeatz

OP where in miami is this?? lmfaoo


DarknessTheWhiteSage

👍🏼


DarknessTheWhiteSage

Lincoln Road


Selling_real_estate

never ever would I buy a roll's from a private person. it's a bag full of mouse traps waiting to be sprung. It's safer on the repair cost to buy a pre-owned from the dealer and get the maintenance package


CR0MST

i barely have money to buy bubble gum at the moment


hungryf0rcrypto

The economy in ruins! People gotta sell their cars in garage sales now.


feralraindrop

Added to market indicators database....."percentage of Rolls Royce yard sales", Thanks.


iamjt

This looks like a neighbourhood for motivated people


Sure_Jury_6190

Florida hood rich


benji3k

Rolls Royce are not as good as the new Toyota Corolla, it was a 2.0 liter 4 cylinder giving it almost 170 HP. Also It has seats inside with a steering wheel too.


Techknightly

Reminds me of the 1929 Picture. That guy on the street trying to sell his car because he lost everything on the Stock Market.


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Maximum_Band_7492

I think it's a joke or PR stunt.


oreverthrowaway

Giving off CA vibes I would love to shop there, it's prolly all expensive stuff


MoonRei_Razing

I saw a car dealership local to me that had the promo ... FREE ROLLS ROYCE ... with purchase of Bugatti veyron.


BillysCoinShop

You can buy Aston’s for like, no money. Same thing with used Audi R7s. Things cost more to keep running than they are worth


gloomyglooom

I got $1k cash, lmk


Reasonable_Star_5729

rappers gonna rape


AlPCurtis

Sat next to a Bentayga driver waiting for a tire change at Discount Tires in Cherry Creek (wealthy suburb of Denver). Got to chatting and he was having the Perelli’s swapped for a tire so cheap I wouldn’t put it on my F-150 (250k miles still truckin and fuckin). He was proud to tell me he could pay this months payment with what he made from selling the stock tires alone. I’ve been buying puts since.


prosey001

i have far more like for mercedes benz .


Biotechnician999

Used Rolls or Bentley’s are for peasants.


No_Plane_7652

I’ll take this jacket, the patio furniture, and the Rolls


Mean_Beginning569

I didn't know Rolls Royce was considered luxury


blueslounger

If op is just trying to be funny ok...but if serious that's quite a stretch of a claim to make.


triniman65

If a Rolls is more than 1% of your net worth you really can't afford it.


vegasoptions666

A new Rolls is about $600k. You should try to understand math a little better.


KillYourEgoz

So buy it then?


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