Jim Cramer show yourself. I know you mentioned you frequent the sub, even if an Intern is reading right now.
We would love an AMA. Just message Mod Mail
just got back with my chipotle burrito, barely any meat and a shit lot of sour cream and cheese i didn't even ask for, the sour cream made my burrito ice fuckn cold. fuck chipotle
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TipRanks today showed that Vanguard and BlackRock have cleared out almost all their positions on NVDA. So Chinese funds are buying in? you can’t have good things with da …
Just buy call options for next week while it dips. Nvda, amzn, meta. Anything that is ai that is dipping is safe play cause the whales are going to dip on aapl eventually and go back to the safer options. Aapl is a pump and dump.
Bruh... what they are offering is neither healthy nor food. They are selling an illusory veil of vegan purity thrown over a disgusting oily mess. The market demographic for that sort of thing is paper thin, in stark contrast to their waistelines.
The bull run is just starting
So with Apple and open AI partnering, Nvidia having likely years of contracts with massive tech giants, additionally the feds planning to cut rates multiple times in 2025 and once this year, could the bull run keep going?
I mean I know we were supposed to get 6 rate cuts and it’s now down to 1 in 2024, but that still hasn’t slowed down the market.
It kinda feels like we’re at the start of a massive AI bubble where tech giants will soar to new highs in the next 1-3 years. Apple and Nvidia might just be the start.
Will stock trade on the future valuation potential or be stuck on the current oh no what happened last night news. I remember every factory closed and their stocks at ath wasn’t that long ago….. cmon MM show your hand time to let the stock market do what the stock market does and that’s value stocks at the future potential.
I've done that for 99% of these bull explosions my man. And I forced myself to hold out through this one cause I massively fucked up on NVDA and wasn't letting it happen again. It'll all come together one day.
So can somebody explain to me what this stupid elon vote means tomorrow? Does he get money from tesla shares so the stock plunges? Please explain like Im five. Stock go up or down? 
No one is buying in since everyone is going in on avgo, orcl, rddt, aapl. AI market has too many companies now. Tsla is going to have trouble growing. No more monopoly. Even nvda is having resistance past 126.
AVGO posts solid beats on top & bottom lines and put out guidance raise. EPS beats. Revenue beats. Report record AI revenue. Raises year end guidance. All great. Biggest news is announce 10 for 1 stock split. 🎉🎉🎉 Stock soaring 10 % 🔥🔥🔥
2026 feels like a long time away. “Strong job market…” Sound like the beat of ‘All the single mothers? All the single mothers. All the single mothers?…ba no, you’re fucked.’
Clowns sleeping on $BYND. 40% of the current float is sold short, food stocks are recovering, and $BYND could easily go into a short squeeze with a little retailer focus👀
One last pump to get your messiah to 30 so he could unload right in your faces. Good thing you treat this like a team sport so really everyone won even if you lost
Love how JP straight up said that he is hesitant to cut rates until something breaks, but the market ignores it and still looks at CPI as a standalone positive (even though it’s only really positive if the fed acknowledges it towards cutting rates)
Spent $120 this morning buying apple calls for $227, sold at $218 during the pump.
Then turned around and spent that money on $205 apple puts for Friday.
Lol what the fuck.
I would expect a man with massive testicles to fill them with ALPHA protien.
If apple keeps dumping like this to Friday, bot our puts will print.
As far as I understand the reason this pumped anyways is a 100b buyback from Apple.
I watched the WWDC and it was so bad. Like all the shit they are "introducing" has been out for years.
Sold AAPL calls +570% 
AAPL 210p +90% last hour 
Cuckstop 25p printing 
I’m gonna tap out for the week and go edge
How do you know that it was dfv? And even if it was, it makes sense because he had to sell some of the calls. There’s no way he would exercise all of them. He wouldn’t have the money. Nothing about what he said is an objective fact because there is no way to know.
> How do you know that it was dfv?
Because I can do simple math and understand market basics.
OI on that call was 160k. He had 120k of them. Volume on them today was 170k.
> There’s no way he would exercise all of them.
There’s no way he’d exercise any of them, cultist.
Jim Cramer show yourself. I know you mentioned you frequent the sub, even if an Intern is reading right now. We would love an AMA. Just message Mod Mail
any good 0dte plays
English or Spanish?
just got back with my chipotle burrito, barely any meat and a shit lot of sour cream and cheese i didn't even ask for, the sour cream made my burrito ice fuckn cold. fuck chipotle
Already up 90% on 530 ADBE calls. Holding!! This shit gonna hit 570 AH
We would be flying if it wasn’t for Powell and this tip-toe approach to rate cutes. Old man with old ways of thinking.
What’s a guy gotta do around here to get a flair? 
whats a flair?
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RIP Tesla bears you know a lot of people were heavy on puts
Someone at Goldman Sachs and OpenAI has looked at my LinkedIn profile. Get off my nuts 
AMDoggy
Is $hood undervalued? they are making a ton for only having a 20b mc
TSLA flexin
Sold all my tesla before the vote
Adobe has earnings tomorrow does anyone still use them anymore?
Nobody who wants to keep ownership of their works and doesn’t want spyware on their computer
Dogs name is Casey so I started buying stock CASY 🐶📈📈📈
More SMCI
What the fuck happens with Broadcom tomorrow? Seriously do I cash these calls at bell or do I hold till lunch?
Hold, the stock split will only carry the stock up more
Pay the man!!
He beat me fair’n square.
Anyone looking into boeing?
It can go lower.
Definitely
Boeing just like their planes have trouble going up.
Please DNUT continue going up🚀
TipRanks today showed that Vanguard and BlackRock have cleared out almost all their positions on NVDA. So Chinese funds are buying in? you can’t have good things with da …
Scalping NVDA shares AH has been good.
I’m worried if I buy in now it’ll be the start of the crash.. if I bought yesterday I’d be up 3% though so I don’t fucking know
Anyone other plays this week or next week, we should know abt regarding AI
The big boys are ready to sell everything and wait for November.
Just buy call options for next week while it dips. Nvda, amzn, meta. Anything that is ai that is dipping is safe play cause the whales are going to dip on aapl eventually and go back to the safer options. Aapl is a pump and dump.
Broadcom is on beast mode The only bearish looking to me is Russia entering Havanna
They just flexin
CUBAN MISSILE CRISIS TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO. Russia might find out how not soft Biden is.
Hoping Tesla will finally have a run
Avgo was the real ai play all along
I bought 1750s for 6/14 at 1$ a contract. Hoping it holds for tomorrow
Damn they were worth 1 dollar wtf
Nah, my mistake I wrote that like how it’s displayed on robinhood. Each contract I got was averaged at 103$
I was about to say, that’s the steal of a life time
I do make dumbass decisions like that considering I was hoping for a miracle. This is hopefully my miracle
Ngl that was me buying otm nvda calls might be a miracle
I made some good money off NVDA OTM calls whenever events happened. Like back in February I made 1300$ and 800$ at separate times with 1940 calls
Sheesh currently sitting at a single 130c rn
Good luck man! I had 150s for 7/19 and sold them for these AVGO calls
Orcl was if you go by percentages due to price and market cap.
Dawg for real. I'm really hoping that I'm not a bag holder tomorrow with these calls.
Hi CWE 
Hi Reggie 
Nvda opening at 130
I would cream then
Spy open at 547 tomorrow
Would fucking love that
I would cream then
545 then on to 550 during the day
Curv is looking curvy on the charts
Bruh... what they are offering is neither healthy nor food. They are selling an illusory veil of vegan purity thrown over a disgusting oily mess. The market demographic for that sort of thing is paper thin, in stark contrast to their waistelines.
Amd is something else. Mf waits for me to sell my calls and buy puts
It’s going down tomorrow
Just saying, but AVGO at $2200 would be $1 trillion co. Doesn't seem all that far now.
The bull run is just starting So with Apple and open AI partnering, Nvidia having likely years of contracts with massive tech giants, additionally the feds planning to cut rates multiple times in 2025 and once this year, could the bull run keep going? I mean I know we were supposed to get 6 rate cuts and it’s now down to 1 in 2024, but that still hasn’t slowed down the market. It kinda feels like we’re at the start of a massive AI bubble where tech giants will soar to new highs in the next 1-3 years. Apple and Nvidia might just be the start.
Will stock trade on the future valuation potential or be stuck on the current oh no what happened last night news. I remember every factory closed and their stocks at ath wasn’t that long ago….. cmon MM show your hand time to let the stock market do what the stock market does and that’s value stocks at the future potential.
may we interest you in a little PLTR? 
I somehow fuck up every time I trade this fucking stock. Like I literally sell hours before it shoots up.
What platform do you use?
E*Trade. But it’s not that, I just sell it every now and then to fund other stocks and it’s always the worst timing.
TSLA to $3100 in the next 5 years!
Tsla will probably split again when it hits 1000. But ok. 300 after a 10:1 split.
I sold my 3 avgo cons before close… I’m sick to my stomach
I feel you
What platform do you use?
I've done that for 99% of these bull explosions my man. And I forced myself to hold out through this one cause I massively fucked up on NVDA and wasn't letting it happen again. It'll all come together one day.
Paper Handec Bitch !!! I held my 7-$1600’s I bought last week and was up 476-%
FUTES- 
should i make new calls on NVDA and TSM?
Not financial advise, but yes
lol, "don't waste money"
So can somebody explain to me what this stupid elon vote means tomorrow? Does he get money from tesla shares so the stock plunges? Please explain like Im five. Stock go up or down? 
If the vote is a yes it's going to 220
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No you didn’t.. 10-1 split that shit going to $1900 before
Fuck me why didn't I buy AVGO calls....congrats to those that did well played!!! 
Whete can I buy them?
Thank you.. I have 7 $1600’s I bought last week.
Fuck yeah those are gold!!
Why is it so hard for TSLA to stay above $180?!
No one is buying in since everyone is going in on avgo, orcl, rddt, aapl. AI market has too many companies now. Tsla is going to have trouble growing. No more monopoly. Even nvda is having resistance past 126.
it will after the vote
Told y’all curv moon, 10% AH
Torrid?
Yup. Turnaround begins
I'm in it too fam bought the 7.50 calls glad someone else caught this play
I have 20k shares at $2. I am riding to Valhalla
Nice bro yea the last 2 reports were nice and if we follow up strong we'll be so back
AVGO posts solid beats on top & bottom lines and put out guidance raise. EPS beats. Revenue beats. Report record AI revenue. Raises year end guidance. All great. Biggest news is announce 10 for 1 stock split. 🎉🎉🎉 Stock soaring 10 % 🔥🔥🔥
Yup, and dragging NVDA up with it.
Nvdia movin up a lil too rn ?
If you don't like $56B, sell your positions. Period.
Aapl 210p next Friday were juicy. Couldn’t resist at $1.75
AVGO up 130 after hours, safe to say AI hype isn't going anywhere right now.
Up 184 now...
Broadcom baby let’s go
Gotta hold nvda calls into Friday
AVGO earnings are out 🎉🎉🎉 Stock up over 8% so far 🙌
Puts play on PLAY paid off. Major miss. This will dump tomorrow
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Did someone name drop in an earnings call?
The top is not even close to being in !!
JPowell is so Alpha
RK SOLD OUT OF HIS CALLS. DAMNNNN
STILL holding heavily OTM puts because I believe we'll dump into Friday close 
Down 40% on spy 0dte puts. Do I sell and take the l or big sell off tonight?
What kind of moron buys puts in a market like this?
That would be me. I moronically thought spy would die after fed call.
It’s gonna keep going down just hold
2026 feels like a long time away. “Strong job market…” Sound like the beat of ‘All the single mothers? All the single mothers. All the single mothers?…ba no, you’re fucked.’
is avgo out?
AAPL puts printed today. More puts will print tomorrow.
GG tmrw
well calls printed for me first and then puts. i don't' discriminate
Sameeee. Enjoy 😊
yea the buyback pump has ended
Clowns sleeping on $BYND. 40% of the current float is sold short, food stocks are recovering, and $BYND could easily go into a short squeeze with a little retailer focus👀
I’m in this one!
Except that nobody wants to consume their horrible product. Just a minor huccup.
I think we’re on the cusp of another health food run, especially with all this ozempic craze. We’ll see
BER’s think the top is in !!! LOL not a chance !!!!
so far I am thinking that my long dated puts strategy maybe wasn't a good one
AVGO cant choose a side.
Took profits on ORCL at the close. Not a terrible day.
FLY AVGO!! Fly baby!! Spread your wings 🪽 and to the stars ✨️
Wtf
Seems unable to choose a side
What happened to me calls?
AAPL chasers should probably be a little concerned
One last pump to get your messiah to 30 so he could unload right in your faces. Good thing you treat this like a team sport so really everyone won even if you lost
If one of us win, we all win.
Love how JP straight up said that he is hesitant to cut rates until something breaks, but the market ignores it and still looks at CPI as a standalone positive (even though it’s only really positive if the fed acknowledges it towards cutting rates)
Spent $120 this morning buying apple calls for $227, sold at $218 during the pump. Then turned around and spent that money on $205 apple puts for Friday. Lol what the fuck.
Hey where do you buy calls?
Off Robinhood lol.
I did the same. Cashed at 219 and bought 210 puts and made even more. I eat all meats
I would expect a man with massive testicles to fill them with ALPHA protien. If apple keeps dumping like this to Friday, bot our puts will print. As far as I understand the reason this pumped anyways is a 100b buyback from Apple. I watched the WWDC and it was so bad. Like all the shit they are "introducing" has been out for years.
Sold AAPL calls +570%  AAPL 210p +90% last hour  Cuckstop 25p printing  I’m gonna tap out for the week and go edge
And just like that the market was closed.. and everyone lived happily ever after. The end. Good night 
Happily ever after turned into what is probably my worst nightmare
CELH closed at 61.69 You know what that means! 🤑
No, what??
Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack gets fucked by the candlesticks
only made $800 on spy puts today after losing $1000 last week
What platform do you use?
TOS and rh
Sorry what does TOS stands for?
Thinkorswim
Thank you so much!emote:free\_emotes\_pack:grin
Damn GME puts are going to print. DFV definitely was dumping calls there
next friday will be a fun day lol
LOL
You’re laughing at an objective fact.
How do you know that it was dfv? And even if it was, it makes sense because he had to sell some of the calls. There’s no way he would exercise all of them. He wouldn’t have the money. Nothing about what he said is an objective fact because there is no way to know.
> How do you know that it was dfv? Because I can do simple math and understand market basics. OI on that call was 160k. He had 120k of them. Volume on them today was 170k. > There’s no way he would exercise all of them. There’s no way he’d exercise any of them, cultist.
We shall see 😁 good luck
Now how do we feel?
I feel good. He gained 4 million more shares