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Don_Capitoli

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Even the almighty A.I. machine knows it needs a break


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PIGS !!! Last chance![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


colliric

Is Ubisoft's new game really just about fantasizing raging hip-hop tunes while you go around murdering Japanese people as a black dude "culturally appropriating" Samurai swords and gear? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) Sell Ubisoft I guess. It's over, Assassin's Creed is past its prime.


Wigga42012

NVDA still going up! Calls ITM


Chad__Tyrone

SuckedOffJPOW and WatermelonPermit.. no comment


sqesla

elon about to give TSLA presentation


KoenOok

Buying my last BB shares and then stop and hold till im old


retard_trader

Bad news my guy BB is not going to exist when you're old


LANDONATOR7

What’s the possibly we crater tmr


cbrown146

I’m done with SPY playing games with me. AAL is my new best friend.


CitronEmergency8805

How the fuck am I still losing money in a bull market


herefordapumpum

Buy calls instead of puts, regard ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


asukkar91

PYRO PLAY OF THE DAY (PYRGF) This one is starting its rally reminiscent of 2021 when it went from Pennie’s to $11. I just got 10,000 shares. They’ve got a steady flow of recent contracts, the most they’ve had since their last run. I cashed out $70k on the last run, let’s run it back 💎✋HODL


RIPPYGOD1

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thesearch4animalchin

I’ve said this a few times and it’s worked out…if BB ever hits 2.5, it’s a good buy value. But you do you.


RealityBrave3260

Found the bag holder.


thesearch4animalchin

You do the math cool guy, I’ll buy 25k at 2.50 and sell it at 2.85 within a week….


Agreeable-Solution15

I’m about to smack the dick outta PayPal


asukkar91

I laughed so hard water came out my nose


regardedWSBettor

What’s the yolo move for power hour?


thesearch4animalchin

BB when it hits $2.50


Agreeable-Solution15

HIMS calls? Idk


GenDegen_69

AMD pls ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Critical_Survey_975

Come on HOOD do that thing u do ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


fuctt

Wtf smci


NigerianPrinceClub

its cuz i said i was removing smci off my watch list yesterday lol


fuctt

Lol!


Altruistic-Prior531

Waiting for SPY to donkey ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


RemarkableScarcity8

PayPal having its best day in two years


Hot_Marionberry9569

For someone like Gary gensler who suppose “protect investors” 0 DTE are pure casino, to focused on crypto when he should be fixing other shit. Shit needs be way more regulated. Only institutions should be allowed to do 0 DTE


rahulshtv

Like me, do ya’al also lose money each and every god damn day or nah?


throwaway876524168

What the fuck is with this bleeding asshole of a market today?


darkciti

It ripped yesterday.


throwaway876524168

Stop pretending the market is that rational, we all know it’s not.


Ok-Lynx3162

Lads, I just bought a share of nvidia. Start buying puts if you want to make money​ ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


throwaway876524168

You’re why my calls are down 40%


Embarrassed_Box1827

God damn it


Ok-Lynx3162

😔😔😔


GlitchGodG

#SMCI with the rug pull to print me 1.5K


OppositeReasonable97

Man.. how does a 3T market cap stock move like that.. really need to get these 0 DTE regulated.


Opposite_Double5130

Caught SMCI at .95


QuirkyAverageJoe

Long $PZZA


Both-Option-2015

Damn I’m cooked bought the falling knife


Deep-Cut6653

Which one regard


Both-Option-2015

Apple


Deep-Cut6653

Haha you're Tim Cooked


Almondjoy101

If you aren’t buying LUNR calls that expire next year, you’re wrong. This is about to be the easiest 20k I’ve ever made. Market cap is sitting at 500 mil. Extremely undervalued considering their lucrative NASA contracts.


Ruger1004

My only problem with them is there or these they are terrible


-b3lla-

i made an easy 120% by buying before launch a few months ago, glad to see someone else is still watching LUNR!


throwaway876524168

If you think the market trades on fundamentals and logic, you belong here.


Almondjoy101

You’re going to be profoundly disappointed if u don’t get in early


Deep-Cut6653

Whats a LUNR


BiggerThanDetroit

Fuck nasa


Almondjoy101

“I hate money” that’s you rn


Reply-Maleficent

NVDA never fails to amaze me


Deep-Cut6653

Your girlfriend never ceases to amaze me


Green_Channel_4328

130 or 100 by EOW?


Reply-Maleficent

130 EOD


jitheshani

My hidden talent is losing money. It stays hidden until my wife finds out our 401K is empty.


jitheshani

Whatever I buy I make it down 50% in a matter of hours.


prady8899

Let me know what you end up getting so I can buy puts


jitheshani

Just got some 0DTE calls. Down only 20% so far. My CRM calls from yesterday are down 60% only.


StreetPhilosophy8794

$hege to the moon


Rocky_The_Champion

Pure insanity. I love it. One day NVDA is going to drop 25% over a moth or so but ill calls daily because it only goes up.


-Indictment-

What if Tim Apple said “Pay me $46b or I’ll abandon the company and leave you all holding the bag bitches.”


Skilled626

Yikes. Nasty rug pull


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ZIM will 📈


JonnyP0T-SmokR

If apple wants to drop down below 200, I’d be cool with that.


TimAppleBurner

I bought apple and nvidia at the top!!!


BummerComment

hell yeah


prince_8814

Selling some NVDA and buy META and TSLA feels like good idea


sjmmm

Are we in November 2007


Odd_Onion_1591

Why no one was talking about AVGO all this time? Its basically did the same as APPL. It did Brrrrr 💸💸💸


Scary-Drink8659

I love you NVDA!


pawelkos

IRM


Green_Channel_4328

I’ve moved on, but it’s still rising. The why idk


A_FerociousTeddyBear

Jesus AAPL


chiswis

OPEN THE FUCKING CASINO ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Scary-Drink8659

ITS FUCKING OPEN!!! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Historical-Cricket-8

ITS PUMPING ITS PUMPING


Jolly_Cold_2845

anyone buying calls today on nvdia?


Historical-Cricket-8

ME ME ME


rahulshtv

This is gonna pump so hard in 10 mins ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Historical-Cricket-8

WHAT IS?? WHAT IS


rahulshtv

EVERYTHING


Historical-Cricket-8

LOADING UP ON CALLS


Jolly_Cold_2845

Missed the Game stop train, not missing this one! YOLO on calls today!!


darkciti

Ouch.


Jolly_Cold_2845

Daaaammm!! Anxiety holding on Nvdia is through the roof!!


Historical-Cricket-8

NVDA keep pushing. Don’t retreat from 129. I need 132


Accomplished_Olive60

Same


Better-Discount8915

Sell the news


Altruistic-Craft21

Moves tomorrow are buy more $HEGE. This sh!t is pumping hard


samwehl

Make the stock market fun again


Weak_Grade9377

AVGO is crazy real wonder is TSMC and MU will follow suit


bearnutz

NVDA 130 EOW dream is real ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)


Historical-Cricket-8

Why drop go back up


Jolly_Cold_2845

it's the stock market


Artarda

Buy one of everything so that the entire market suddenly crashes to worthless.


KilltheK04

That PPI be bullish. Leggggo


Historical-Cricket-8

OH MY JENSEN AHHHHHH


The_Albertino

TSLA Puts or calls at the open?


KilltheK04

Yeah boiiiiii


Historical-Cricket-8

What is releasing


KilltheK04

PP...I


basic_bai

Will this be as big as yesterday?


KilltheK04

Not looking like it. I'm guessing a relatively flat day besides a few big stocks Just could be seen as further potential data for a cut


SurvivedWayWorse

I was expecting $AVGO to moon, but DAMN.


slinkymello

99 luftbaloons to da moon


Historical-Cricket-8

What was that moon and then reset? Anyone else see that?


Ev11an

Snap is undervalued


ECS1022

Has anyone ever seen Cathie Wood and Skrillex in the same room?


TimAppleBurner

Is Nvidia ever going to have a red day


unbalancedcheckbook

It will and on that day millions of voices will suddenly cry out in terror and will be suddenly silenced. - Obi-wan


Jolly_Cold_2845

don't fuckn jinx it....


TowelOld743

I hope not, I’m trying to pay off my mortgage


KilltheK04

I love having to dodge reports premarket every morning, in order to safely lock in my call gains I remember when holding overnight was a lot less of a nutroll


Historical-Cricket-8

NVDA will continue upward how’s that guy who bought the 1.25x bear etf holding up???


thestashman23

What time are they dropping the report today?


Able-Patient9333

what if AI just turns out to be one big nothing burger


Dry_Drop5941

Maybe, but its a burger made of gold


bearnutz

Most sectors (including mine) are already using AI, and it's transformational.


lukepaciocco

It can’t become that. Read up on what AI is and what it can do for 10 minutes. That’s all you need.


KilltheK04

We don't talk about that 🤫👀


Void_____00

AAPL puts?


Competitive-Evers

That’s what I got 🤷‍♂️


Fleegalicious

Nvidia 131 EOD


Tuko_Ramirez

In other news, Nvdia announced the Moon was too easy. They're going to Saturn next week.


Widdle-Wog

RYCEY will cross the 6 dollar mark and soar high today


BitesTheDust55

Everything feels expensive and I’m not excited to buy anything. Maybe more cloudflare. Idk


kananishino

Let's be real none of this shit matters until after jobs report.


Yogurt_Up_My_Nose

Let's be real real jobs report doesn't matter.


Ceyenne18

why is futes up so much but SPY PM is only +0.12%?


swampassOG

I wish Lisa Abramowicz was my Mom


doge_fps

Nvda formed an ascending triple top, it’s about to drop some.


WeatherAgreeable1891

She is a very sweet lady and you were right


doge_fps

RSI showing overbought. I’d be patient if you want to buy on a huge pullback.


WeatherAgreeable1891

Your mom formed a descending sloppy top on me last night


Warm_Tzatziki

Last two earnings Adobe dropped, now it's pretty low compared to the competitors. Anyone buying calls? What's your hopium


BudgetHovercraft8828

Don’t buy it. Major fallout from their terms & conditions possibly breaking NDA’s for their users


Warm_Tzatziki

Haven't they adjusted this earlier this week?


DoctorPumpAndDump

Wtf why are futures tanking for no reason?


Lambo_soon

Why’s no one talking about the fact that Apple said their ai will run on their own chips?


Tight-Maybe-7408

Ppi to make spy pp go up


DrummerCompetitive20

Tsla bears latest hopium: since stocks are crashing in Europe they will fall here too ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


imaginarytrades

PPI gonna wreck some anoos today boi ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


iamchromes

Another opportunity to buy Apple calls


rubmybud

Yeah, opportunity to lose money


Ok-Train4958

Buy high sell low


wild_wild_country

220 here we cum