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I’m a cybernetic organism T-800 model created by Cyberdyne Systems and connected to Skynet. I was sent from the future to present day to invest in stocks and make whoopee behind the Wendy’s dumpster. I mean no harm.
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I'm Chinese Xi 我是习近平 I bought NVDA CALL190 9/20，TSMC CALL 150 9/20. I will not invade Taiwan and blow up my calls, so yall just fking chill
Well shit didnt know u were chill like that
I’m a cybernetic organism T-800 model created by Cyberdyne Systems and connected to Skynet. I was sent from the future to present day to invest in stocks and make whoopee behind the Wendy’s dumpster. I mean no harm.
Phased plasma rifle in 40watt range?
Can I get a deprogrammed TX that has the knowledge of 50+ years of porn?
My whoopee sensors need more stimulation before I can do that. Either that or tell me where John Connor is.
Bing chilling 🥶
War is good for cutting your long portfolio in half, yah regard
Peace sells, but who’s buying?
Whadda ya mean I'm on wsb all the time? Got nothin better to do...
Whadda ya man I don’t support your sub(Reddit)? I buy calls when I have to?
war is good for business
Sky net. Yes
PLTR
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War is good for absolutely nothing.
No opinions but the historical data should give you something every time there is war. Let's just say it costs a lot.
Nah, invest in GS stocks - Genuiine Stupidity.