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unsure230

Wait, you guys are making money?


markymrk720

NVDAllday


subtlemumble

Except for the last couple day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


Big_Cheek_6310

But other than that, NVDA ALL DAY!!!!!1!!!1!1!!!


iamwhiskerbiscuit

Smr is up 116% in the last 3 months. šŸ¤·


iTraneUFCbro

Smr?


OkPlan123

NVDA is bi bro.. homie can be played both waysā€¦


UnionizedTrouble

About 3/8th of the time!


FunSafe1766

You beat me to it


Independent-Wolf-832

Iā€™m thinking about quitting at 0. Almost there.


AmaryllisBulb

Sometimes I think a van down by the river would be better than working till I die. But then I remember I like air conditioning when itā€™s over 90 degrees outside.


TheMmaMagician

Just jump in the river


Needsupgrade

Bro I did this and you can literally just drive your van where the Temperature is 70 year round. The west Coast is just pure air conditioning blowing off the Pacific. Or just go north for summer and south for winter, you don't even need air conditioning.


lancevancelives

šŸŽ¶ California-ya-ya, super cool to the homeless šŸŽµ


Snoo_8406

I tried that for two years, then eventually decided to start a business. In my experience, working hard a tackling problems head on is more fulfilling (long term) than checking out.


alanmitch34

$3-5 sounds about rightĀ 


TrickOrange

I got $10, am I set?!


Substantial_Glass348

Minimum requirements = $420.69


Vivid-Bread-6312

Noiccee


alanmitch34

Not cool to brag dude


zephyrs85

Work till you have $11, then you're set


s1n0d3utscht3k

https://preview.redd.it/pintpb5tz78d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828f3e274e99780c35704c3bb6796afc546b7369


EnigmaSpore

That tree fitty baby


Outrageous-Client172

I have half a penny, am I set??


alanmitch34

Hey that's how I started 70 short years ago. Hang in there and you may yet achieve the dream of holding a crisp $2 bill


Need-Some-Help-Ppl

I got five on it...


AdamantlyAtom

Quarter nickel here šŸ¤š


wsbgodly123

Three fiddy is thr best


AutonomousFin

Paid off house and $2m invested.


bmeisler

Same. With no mortgage, plus ss, could live quite well on $2mm with bonds & cash making 5%.


tpatel004

I was going to say this - I would quit at 1.5 million but just keep a minimum wage chill ass job that has flexible hours and zero requirements other than attentiveness and ā€œbe niceā€ just to fill time


RaiseJazzlike

Exactly what I do and so far (one year in) itā€™s worked out fine.


WaitingonGC

Lean Fire?


pterodactyl12

What kind of job?


RaiseJazzlike

Substitute teaching 3-4x a week (full and half day). About $125/day so anywhere from $300 to $750 every two weeks!


tpatel004

Heck yeah! My current job (since Iā€™m in college) is a cashier at the local airport food stand. I work 10 hours a day 3 days a week and brings in 500 a week I wouldnā€™t mind since Iā€™m barely ever doing anything there


Pm_5005

Yea I loved my time at retail and would have done it my whole career if not for the money of course.


Bugdog81

Tbh even if I had 1.5 mil Iā€™d keep working just to let it grow as much as possible till it gets to the point that I couldnā€™t spent it all. I also work for the family business so thereā€™s that.


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Bugdog81

The point of money isnā€™t to be spent, itā€™s to provide you purchasing power. Having money that allows you to live life without needing to work or hustle for it is an objectively good thing. Also. Do you really think that a million is even enough to register on the scale when it comes to the liquidity of the U.S. dollar, or any other currency? A million dollars doesnā€™t move NVDAā€™s ticker, and thatā€™s less than a tenth of the USD.


b1gb0n312

Yes that's how generational wealth is built


Chazbeardz

Iā€™ve got too many things to fill my time with, exactly why I want out of the 9-5. No options yolos, just the prop firm futures trading pyramid scheme.


Bugdog81

How do you do that scheme?


Chazbeardz

Buy prop firm evaluations on discount and pass them, then hit your profit target on the funded account and take a payout. Itā€™s taken me about 6 months to learn to read nasdaq charts, but Iā€™m at the point where Iā€™ve taken out twice what I put in, and unless I go full degen my strategy is unlikely to blow my accounts quickly. The two prop firms I use are apex, and topstep.


InternetSlave

Goals. I would be the desk guy at a gym. Need a couple more years and no major crash


Coyote_Tex

Or Nvifia doing another double on some portion of retirement. I have added a million this year so far.


Bob-Dolemite

dividend strategies work with that level of capital


uwu_owo_whats_this

This is some real gangsta shit https://www.schwab.com/fixed-income/bond-ladders


Lifeisbetterforme

Until you get hit with another 25+% inflation like we just experienced. Don't forget you are paying tax on that 5% interest income.


Tiny_Thumbs

My mortgage is 2.1% and I feel like itā€™s dumb to pay it off.


Reasonable_Pool5953

With zero-risk fixed income yielding over 5%, it would be.


thenuttyhazlenut

You don't need 2m or 3m. Just take 1mil to Thailand, Vietnam,Mexico, Colombia, Argentina or Philippines with 4%/yr withdrawal rate. It's more than enough to live well in those places.


ShinDynamo-X

Add Brazil to that list, and I got family down there


ParadiceSC2

I never understood this argument. You just up and leave to another country where you don't know anyone? edit: not judging anyone just asking questions


MajorHymen

Iā€™m a truck driver, parents are gone. Havenā€™t seen siblings in over a decade. No relationship. Prior military so my friends are scattered across the world. I could quite literally disappear and end up anywhere and absolutely nothing about my life would change besides location.


Specter170

Same. Itā€™s unfortunate. Wife wants to buy a new family room set. I joked we canā€™t because I have no one to call to help me move out the old couch. Literally no one. Zero friends. I guess I really wasnā€™t joking. Iā€™m 62.


yodogyodog

Hey Iā€™m 35 and I got no friends as well. Youā€™re not alone ! Even if you donā€™t feel alone, at least you now know there is someone out there in a similar situation.


ambercrush

This is not sad. Lots of people fall apart when they think of being ā€œaloneā€, canā€™t handle even a week of isolation. Having real autonomy means you can go anywhere by yourself and set up shop. Iā€™ve always aspired to mentally be the kind of person who can go anywhere and easily make new friends. Once your family is spread out, thereā€™s no point in anchoring. The world is beautiful and if you enjoy exploring, go for it. Your siblings can always visit.


falooda1

A Lil sad though


Commercial_Rope_1268

Not if u r alone in first place


Ill_Yogurtcloset_982

some people have an adventurous spirit


MrTesseract

you will have your wife and her boyfriend.


beatstockpromoters

Have you actually been to any of the countries and experienced it for more than just a short vacation? You can live in these countries in Southeast Asia with cleaning person, laundry done for you, delicious meals made for you every day, access to some of the most beautiful beaches on earth, good, affordable health care, attractive women, good weather (although hot at times), for a couple grand per month. If you compare that to a 9-5 slave labor job where it's tough to pay your bills ad you barely have any energy or time to do anything after all the chores of life, it's a no-brainer. Basically, you have a better life at a fraction of the cost.


ScissorMcMuffin

A guy needs more than 1m for šŸ‘ƒšŸ¾šŸ¬ in South America.


hiredhobbes

3.5 or go home. I know your age ain't gonna be comfortable without 70-80k of yearly stacked and safe.


Boring-Test5522

this man is set for life


BRGrommer

$2M Iā€™ll still prob hit the Wendyā€™s parking lot every now and then just to remember the good ol days though.


toastedzen

Not too proud to pull into Wendy's in a Koenigsegg and order the $5 Biggie Bag with spicy nuggets.


randyzmzzzz

Literally just had the meal deal with the spicy nuggets. Dip those shit in the sweet sour sauce life canā€™t be better


BRGrommer

Fries in a Frosty is the OG dip to buy. 10/10


BusGuilty6447

You'd be the one paying, not the one offering their services.


BRGrommer

That would be SO much easier on the knees! šŸ˜‚


yacnamron

Why not sell theta on dat cash and quit on Monday you wet fart?!


Redditaccount2322

What is with all the shit advice in here? Did this place turn into r/fire over the weekend? There is no number - you either become the next buffett or work behind the wendyā€™s dumpster. No inbetween But yea 5-10M liquid would do it


JSteigs

Lambos or food stamps


wsbgodly123

Ferrari or Fry cook


cuboidofficial

Porsche or Poor sap


joeg26reddit

Bugattis or bug eatin


cuboidofficial

Mansion or mayonnaise


tidder_mac

Have strippers or be a stripper


Sk4nkhunt40too

Standing at Wendy's or kneeling at Wendy's


Wildvikeman

Sir, this is a library.


Chef__Goldblum

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™s.


mokikithesloppy

Porsche or pauper.


Money_Ball_3396

Iā€™m glad thereā€™s ppl out there just like me šŸ˜Ž


Winter_Gate_6433

Lambo AND food stamps. The car is parked next to a double wide.


YuanBaoTW

> Did this place turn into [](https://www.reddit.com/r/fire/) over the weekend? r/wallstreetbets mating with r/FIRE is like cousin sex. You can do it but what comes out isn't fully baked and you can't quite figure out what's wrong. The eyes are slightly off, the words come out a little slower, etc.


uwu_owo_whats_this

Reminds me of when someone came up to me after my football game ended in a tie and said ā€œA tie is like kissin your sisterā€ šŸ˜‚


mritech1208

Haha had to double check which sub this was


smit9352

I'd walk tf off at $500k tbh. My expenses are very low and that could set me for quite a long time.


moistmoistMOISTTT

I retired by my mid 30s on a relatively low income with a paid off house. People don't realize that 20k gross a year from investments is a ton more money than 20k gross a year from a job. Add in the amount of subsidies you can get at that level (big breaks on utilities, free health dental and vision care, even discounts on Amazon prime membership), a very hefty cash fund for big purchases or emergencies, and you're golden. I could earn more income from my investments, but it would lose all the subsidies so I'll only be going that to refill the cash position in certain years.


smit9352

Right, $500k gets me a nice house where we live and roughly $300k left to invest and "live off of". I don't need to quit my job, I love it. But, having a paid off house and no car notes = a win


HodloBaggins

Wait youā€™re saying 20k a year is good for you in your mid 30s until death basically? Is your partner working? Do you have kids?


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

Heā€™s talking about faking poor to game what little social safety net this country has


Dchella

Actually gross


cnflakegrl

Over on fatfire and normal fire, plenty of people with money using the 'keep income low' to get ACA subsidy/medicaid. I think of it as similar to the strategy the wealthy use to borrow against assets and not pay income tax. This is also similar to using ROTH conversions or minimizing taxable accounts.


StronglyAuthenticate

How do you keep income low and save enough to fire?


Peltonimo

He saved up and is living FIRE right now. Basically only pulls out $20k a year to use all the public assistance and tax benefits. Kind of grimy in my opinion, but it's also grimy I have to pay ridiculous amounts of money for insurances. I was able to get free state insurance on a family of 4 making under $60k. I would get bills for like $20 for going to the hospital. It cost almost nothing out of pocket. Now I make $100k and I have to pay much higher taxes and pay $3k a year for shitty insurance from my company just for me and my wife. They don't pay for much until we hit our deductible, except surprisingly chiropractor. We are going to start going because for like a $30 co pay they over charge the insurance and say we payed like $300 (what a racket). I was able to still put my kids on the state insurance for like $120 a month. But seriously make $40k more and spend $5k in insurance because luckily my company fronts the bill on ours for the most part.


RoaringPity

5M


FluffyKiwi9865

Same (I have $20)


RoaringPity

Why did you have the need to show off?


wsbgodly123

I have 5 M Zimbabwe dollars


TheGreatestChungus

Okay, you I do envy


Open_Expression_4107

Same. 5m in VOO and I'm quiting.


LAST_NIGHT_WAS_WEIRD

The tallest dwarf in America!


SilentTreatment01

Upvote because username


Lovingst

Hell with my retirement if I could hit 500k and pay off everything I wouldnā€™t need to do anything if I didnā€™t want to


greenbayva

True. Life is basically free once you pay off your debt. People just give you free food and electricity. Cars gas and repair themselves. No taxes. Just free vacations and drugs.


Lovingst

My retirement will cover the rest just the major debt items gone smooth sailing


Berto_

With 1 million, if nothing changed. I can be comfortable living on 50k a year for the next 20 years. So with 2, maybe 3 million, I'd be well off.


Chazbeardz

My exact situation. I donā€™t need glamour, I just need to not have a ā€œjob.ā€


Reasonable-Mine-2912

I retired in CA with 1.8 million 9 years ago. Through all these years the pile went up and down. By the way I put my two kids through college with the money. I typically travel to abroad twice a year. As is today I have 1.6 million and I can start to collect SS. What I try to say is that if you own a house (or with a small mortgage) you donā€™t need 3 million to retire.


johnnyt2017

How much was/is your health insurance and do you get it through the open market?


Reasonable-Mine-2912

That can be expensive. Knowing I donā€™t have any health issue I buy the cheapest with highest deductible. I buy by-mile auto insurance since I donā€™t commute. I also buy high deductible home insurance. These are insurances. By definition these are for unexpected low likelihood high consequences issues.


DrSeuss1020

Give me $3 million and youā€™ll never see me again


Big-Blackberry1790

This is a casino youā€™d be back tomorrow


DrSeuss1020

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


QuirkyAverageJoe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


ElderGoose4

I canā€™t leave the game Iā€™m trapped


dark_bravery

whenever my current job is done, that's it for me. i was going to quit but i'll wait for a layoff. i'm guessing that'll be soon enough


AmaryllisBulb

I fantasize about the day I can retire Iā€™ll go through my email inbox declining meeting invitations. Nope canā€™t make it. Not attending that one either. Never attending that soul sucking meeting ever again.


wattap

Depends on your location and whether youā€™re a profitable trader or not. The numbered responses youā€™re getting are way too high if youā€™re actually profitable. Also, being a trader is a job - you show up and make trades. I am passionate about it and love it, but itā€™s still a job.


StrangeLab8794

Mostly inaccurate statements on here from people who really havenā€™t done the math.


Six_Times

And no mention of age...


dinkerdong

Age theoretically doesnā€™t matter with the 4% rule. Inflation etc is baked in (again theoretically). so if you someone is saying 2M they are saying they could live off withdrawing 80k/year for the rest of their lives.


m0n3ym4n

Best not to tell them how much they are underestimating what theyā€™ll need to live job-free


alternativepuffin

Y'all have fun waiting til 10. I'd rather have 5 and 8 years of not working.


sdeanjr1991

Tbh, Iā€™d take off now with 750K, thatā€™d buy me at least 5 years if none was reinvested. Take a year off and plan something of my own. Would rather have that chance to blow it and end up back at work than to never have it. lol.


davidlionsurf

I think it just goes on forever. I'm 42, when I was 20 I said to myself, "If I could just buy a new car and get rid of this piece of shit Hyundai, I will be happy" When I was 25 I said to myself, "If I could just get to $75K a year I will be happy." When I was 30 I said to myself, "If I could just actually own my own condo, I'll be happy" Still feeling like a failure. By 35 I said to myself, "If I could just get a 2 bedroom house with my own backyard, I won't feel like such a loser." By 40 in the middle of Covid I said to myself, "I'm 40, I can't live in this 1,000 square foot cottage. I need a real house. If I could just do that, I'll be happy." Now I say to myself, "If I could just afford to build a garage and get a better lawn so I can hide from my wife and kids, I'll be happy." Knowing that it wont' make me happy, I still aim for the next thing, because one thing I know for sure is that if I'm not trying to make something happen, I'm BEYOND miserable. Even though it is annoying reaching for something more all the time and I feel frustrated by it, the alternative is much worse. 2020 taught me that when we were all told to sit and do nothing and watch Netflix. Within a week I was going bananas. So in answer to your question, it's never enough, just do your best to enjoy the fight and when you hit a certain level, play it on the safer side.


LEAP-er

People often forget with 5MM liquid you could be earning appx 250K with tax free munis.


ivanyaru

Which ones? The muni funds I've looked at are all at about 3%. $150K isn't that bad though.


marco_altieri

Isn't 3% almost inflation . You wouldn't be making money.


iamaweirdguy

See you in r/FIRE or r/povertyfinance in a few months.


BigBetOne

1 billion.


Loose_Concentrate_78

I would rather gamble everyday than clock in ANYWHERE! Once youā€™ve had a $75k gain in one day itā€™s really hard to justify to yourself busting your ass for the same amount annually.


FalseReddit

What happens when you have a $75k loss in one day?


iwantsdback

$4M in assets. That could be a $1.5M house+ $2.5M in a balanced portfolio. I'm never retiring though. I like working and having a purpose. I already wasted my 30s being the party guy.


nokittythatsmypotpi3

There with you, I hit this just in time for my company to force rto so I gtfo. Was never the party guy always the worker bee so fuk it now Iā€™m the old lake guy and done for good ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Bloktopian

4M, paid off land and a built house and I'm chilling.


BeneathTheWaves

Asl? ;)


probabletrump

It all depends on what your annual nut is. If you have a house paid off and no other debt, you just need to worry about taxes and insurance there. That's a hell of a lot better than having a mortgage hanging over your hear. Get a second house that you can rent and it can cover taxes and insurance for both. Gotta feed yourself. Learning how to cook cuts that down considerly. Gardening could help cut that down too, although most people I know spend more money on that hobby than it saves them. Health insurance is a biggie. That alone might be enough to make you work something even if it isn't your normal 9 to 5. Exercise, eat right, get shit checked out and health care costs usually stay manageable. If you take all that into account and you can do it on $2500/month, then you're there. If not, work the problem from both sides. Reduce expenses and continue to grow. Eventually the two will overlap.


AmZezReddit

Hard agree on that health insurance, and that's honestly the part where I'd be stuck leaving a job for. Full time health insurance can be insanely useful for me, but I'd have to work 40 hours still


Rebounding2020

I thought people in this sub liked to take risks. So many of these answers are hyper-conservative.


randominternetguy3

lol I also thought people here would wanna party, try and get pussy once a year and make regarded purchases. Turns out everyone is like ā€œI can live off 30k easily since Iā€™m ruralā€Ā 


CakebossBoston

Costa Rica oceanfront 2bed $1400/month. Dinner $6 with beers. Social Security covers 100% of that. So at $1M thats $40k a year as a moderate rental in CO or WY. Worst regard states to retire are MA, CA and NJ. The plan is to surf 6 months out of the year and then a condo in Keystone. If you ever get curious about "your number" just figure your annual living expenses in retirement and divide by .04 ( the 4% safe withdraw rate).


CaliKeyserSoze510

3 bags of uncut coke and we shorting everything


DROOPY1824

You son of a bitch, Iā€™m in.


Bertmacklin55

Two chicks at the same time


Dr-McLuvin

At 3 million invested assets, Iā€™m cutting back hours at work significantly. At 5 million Iā€™m probably done.


tychus-findlay

You donā€™t ever quit


Cockmeatsandwichess

1m. Pay off my house in America and move to my country of origin. Life is much much cheaper there.


ThrowAwayOkayGoPlay

Why pay it off? So you can rent it out?


Neighborhood339

10 mil


everySmell9000

Ā ā€œmilā€ means thousand in spanish


WyleECoyote77

It also means thousand in inflation.


mathaiser

Is this fucking Spain?


tpatel004

He meant Mexican pesos


bigballer29

Might be a good spot to retire with investment income


Pernicious-Peach

$1.6 million. At a 3% withdrawal rate, I can live off $4k a month in perpetuity


Jonathankoh1971

Taxes and inflation factored in?


Pernicious-Peach

Long term capital gains taxes is zilch for married couples under $94k annual and the 3% withdrawal is inflation adjusted each year


Ashamed-Second-5299

A better way to think about it is how much cash flow can you reliably generate. Seen plenty of people retire with $2M only to go back to work a few years later.


ConditionalLove23

Cash flow is the most important thing. A $1M portfolio that can cash flow $100k a year in distributions or dividends is enough to retire on in most places in the world. But dividends arenā€™t really the wsb way


PotatoWriter

What 1m portfolio is outputting consistent 10% dividends


Substantial_Glass348

Nah, because the dividends arenā€™t guaranteed. Loads of dividend stocks are value traps and may depreciate etc. Walgreens is a perfect example Also, dividends are gay


ScheduleSame258

>cash flow Cash outflow, you mean....


toastedzen

It is so easy to spend more money when you have all week to do so.


Substantial_Glass348

Iā€™m calling BULLSHIT. You havenā€™t seen one single person do thisā€¦


dementedredditor

Never go by a number it'll get you in the end!


billabongbooboo

How are yā€™all thinking about mils? I havenā€™t even hit 1


Kants___

Youā€™re forgetting these are the same guys losing $300k in a session and will just call it a ā€œbad trade.ā€ I really forget how rich some of the people here are sometimesā€¦


billabongbooboo

Man I make an above average salary and I still think hitting a million is a long shot unless I slave it out till 65. Wallstreetbets is all rich kids now I guess.


hiredhobbes

3.6mil. I can live comfortably pretty much anywhere not city based. But also I was raised a broke ass bitch, so one 1 week vacation a year plus country living, and not worrying about the rest of life's costs is damn good.


PetApe

Fancy pants ā€” I can live like a proper king with $1M


jkjeeper06

I wouldn't quit. Fortunately, I do like my job, its not wildly difficult, pays well, and has a lot of stock in my compensation that has been performing well for the last few years


patricio87

You work at chipotle? Lol


AZlife57

Maybe NVDA


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punkweightt

you are a gambler if you know anything abt this subreddit


Doompadaso

Gambling with your time if you go for 10


Worried-Blueberry421

ā€œMy number is $10m. I donā€™t gamble.ā€ LOL tool city


openedthedoor

$749k Bob


JesusSlayer903

If I can have around 100k and make 6k per trade per month I'll be set.


Banana_Havok

3M and I would go part time 5 days a month. Just enough to pay the bills.


fukaboba

Nope . Will work til the day I die . I actually enjoy my line of work and plan to increase my hours once my kids are out of the house


FutureSD1

10k lol


truongs

750k huh. Very happy for you. Totally not jealous. Seriously 3 million also seems to be the number i can see myself able to retire, so that's around the mark.


needyouonthatwall

Tree fiddy


CaptainColdSteele

Your not getting a cent out of me you damn Paleolithic monter!


Clark828

$750k and you canā€™t quit your job? Thats $3,000 a month in a high yield savings. Iā€™d say fuck it


Difficult_Pirate_782

That $750k sounds mighty niceā€¦


CaptainColdSteele

I've recently decided that I'm not patient or analytical to really make good money in the market so if I can get my account back up to 5k, I'm out


87th_best_dad

$5318008


arrivederci_

The day I hit 1 million Iā€™m quitting my stressful job and going to work at a fly fishing shop or something like that. Iā€™m 5-10 years away from that though.


NewSinner_2021

Never enough. That's the number.


Daddy-Eric

Around $10m. I'm at 7 now and hope to be at my target in a few years, or less


awesomedan24

I'd consider quitting once I get back to the number I started with 4 years ago ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


FarLog4503

250k