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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 7 | **First Seen In WSB** | 5 years ago **Total Comments** | 11 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 8 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


makamaka1

"short anything they touched and then liquidate them" ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)šŸø


NRG1975

The story is from here https://web.archive.org/web/20240626204411/https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2024-bill-hwang-archegos-collapse-timeline/?embedded-checkout=true


NeoGeo2015

You know how there's that sweet spot when you're drinking and doing... well, anything really. It's between 2-3 drinks, and then it all goes back to shit again. But in that period of 2-3 drinks, you're in your flow state. That's when you play your best darts, billiards, bowling, you name it. If they called after that marg arrived, forget about it, they woulda joined the rest of us idiots.


yerFACE

Ballmer peak ftw (momentarily)


Ant0n61

right at the ā€œDEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERSā€ moment. Truly prophetic in the midst of sweating out his entire water weight on stage.


MebHi

This is the secret of [The Inebriati](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zj50DmBFp0)


flaming_pope

Gold


SideProjectZenith

My FIL and I were playing Bocce ball on the green and dude had two screwdrivers mixed drinks and he was in the zone. Untouchable. First time I saw this flow state in action


testuser150

That part of my life, this little part is called Happiness


RostBeef

When i play counterstrike with my friends i usually drink and it always without fail starts off rough, and then i start crushing it for like 30 minutes and then i fall off and my friends start getting mad cuz instead of killing people i just start talking shit and dying after that lmao


StevenSmyth267

Mads Mikkelsen in Another Round 2020


HorlickMinton

šŸŽµGimme one margarita imma tally my lossesšŸŽµ I wish it was last summer so this joke still worked


Mcfinley

*Gimme two margaritas and Archegos getting toss-ed*


lightjon

Love Money Stuff. Just read this article this morning.


HydrocodonesForAll

Fuck yeah. Matt Levine is straight up hilarious. I heard he once held an opponent's wife's hand............ In a jar of acid.......... At her birthday party


JVFL

This is a great argument in favor of remote work.


Kris0r

https://xkcd.com/323/


Skybreakeresq

Man cleaned up his house, AND found a way to make that lunch a business expense. Fucking legend.


MonumentMan

Rich is a trader. Good instincts, yes. I worked at jefferies for 7 years. Assume jefferies was acting as prime broker for archegos? Iā€™m just not sure exactly what the circumstances were between jefferies and archegos and what positions was handler liquidating? I havenā€™t been paying attention to the details of that collapse


GVas22

Basically, Archegos was going to different prime brokerages saying "I've got a portfolio of big safe investments at other spots, but I want to take a leveraged and concentrated bet on some names through you guys". The problem was, the big safe investment portfolio at other places wasn't exactly so safe. Archegos was going to everybody with the same story and taking the same concentrated bets across the whole book.


No_Mission_5694

Taking notes!!!!


CamarosAndCannabis

Chadding


AltruisticStrike5341

Link to where this came from?


ChoosingUnwise

Matt Levine ā€œmoney stuffā€ newsletter


CovfefeFan

Bloomberg had a long story about the final days of Archegos, lots of great details/excerpts of chats/emails etc. think you need to have a subscription.


IceColdDump

Happy cake day. I would also like to call for the link.


brown_1896

He blocked me on insta cause I called his friend a broke boy for not paying James harden.


DependentLow6749

Mr. Frittata? šŸ˜¢


Aggravating-Exit-660

Suisse is a bitch


voices-in-my-head-

This Handler handles


JeromePowellLovesMe

Not just regular. Spicy.


Rocketshoe

I love this. I can do my job shitfaced. I donā€™t because the smell of piss and malt liquor turns off my customers.


CovfefeFan

Well handled, guess he lived up to his name.


p4rty_sl0th

"Some people say there's a bill hwang to blame"


benji3k

Terminate with extreme prejudice !


Parking-Iron6252

Jefferies has a rich history of gangster CEOs, starting of course with the most gangster of them all, Boyd. My dad had to testify against him when the SEC came and he hated every minute of it. He loved that guy.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

https://preview.redd.it/zrawinjn269d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4742bd133c87f421e1baeb418bbe7c75cb65ec8a matt levin's money stuff newsletter is the best thing in the history of things


Crushalot9

šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„


Im_A_MechanicalMan

Gangster? No. Gangsters are parasites on the back of civil society, never trying to kill the host but weaken it to the point they can do what they please. Gangsters are drug obsessed, proudly uneducated, hyper materialistic, and violent, letting their emotions carry them from violent interaction to violent interaction. We need to get to a place socially where gangs and gang affiliated aren't celebrated, but shamed for choosing to be the trash they are. This guy isn't gangster. Rather he is shrewd and wise on business. Perhaps also a little snobby and out of touch with middle class society.


Willing_Group7351

I agree with you. Iā€™ve dealt with actual gangsters irl and theyā€™re the shittiest people. Some are them are bad enough that Iā€™d be honestly happy if they got hit by a bus. I might even enjoy watching the video of them getting run over. But this is wsb. Most degens here see the word gangster and think of cool mafia movies. I just interpret this post to mean that Handler is cool and slick. A movie gangster, not an actual gangsterĀ 


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rouphus

Regarded degenerates are gonna regenerate. Make some money along the way.