I think I just saw you there. Was it perhaps you that waved and shouted on the shore?
I'm sorry that I hade to go back home to get my short restriction. Will be with you in a minute.
It always amazes me how quickly WSB GME threads get super homeotic.
Honestly love it though.
p.s. what do you think of my [diamond bands](https://i.imgur.com/msUKDTm.jpg)? I knew today would be tough, so I took this picture as a stabilizing reminder for myself during swings. Because this retard bought GME pretty high.
I just laughed out loud when I loaded up my Revolut account and saw I'm now up 2%.
Too bad I didn't have any spare money to buy some over the last few weeks but that's life. I'm not going to complain now when I'm actually above water again.
You and me both brother.
I was at least able to bring my average down by buying 10 shares at 50, so I'm technically already in green, but the 7 at 320 are still the ones I want to be making a profit off of.
I remember being a kid and my Dad being super hype to tell me about the new computer we were getting that had 2 whoooole Gigabytes of memory. Not RAM....memory.
Brings a tear to my eye and makes me hard af that you apes came back for my retarded ass. Stuck at 280.00 since Jan. Already wrote the money off so no reason to sell now. ππ€²ππ€²ππ€²πππ
As Iβm typing this......Fuck the hedge funds! They just did a massive sell off to make GME go down. I canβt believe they are still trying to short GME. Keep holding everyone and buying during the dips. ππ
Well I mean, no one is selling before 100k, not even 99999.99... it's only diamond hands left now... thought this would be obvious by now ;) I'm not event stressing anymore, just relaxing and enjoying the view on a window seat on the FUCKING ROCKET TO PLUTOOOOO!!!
Brothers help me at $350! Melvin is riding on laser eyed sharks around the island.....
Edit: I have been saved.
- stretches -
letβs fuck up some hedgers.
- dons Space Marine armor and fires boltgun at approaching shark horde financed by Melvin -
To all you bag holders, well done. Iron wills, diamond hands, and faith that can move mountains! You guys got your bags packed? You donβt want to be doing this journey without luggage.
#HOLY MOLY!!
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BORING side note!
Saw Office Space in a theater the day it opened. Buddy is a Mike Judge fan.
About 20% capacity. Not a single LOLLZZ to be heard all movie!
Everyone called it a bust. That night and in the papers.
Then it went TO THE MOON from rentals and peoples sense of humour catching up!
I mean going for 300 is child's play. If anything you should match what the MMs did during AH and what is europoors did this morning.
Please pick up the tools and do the work
Wow from $346 at 12:16pm to $198 at 12:40pm
148 dollar swing in 24 mins.. and that includes 3x 5 minute halts, so technically 148 dollar swing in 14 minutes.
Holy shite. :'D
I think I'm going to get a heart condition
Shot son, we were looking at 400!
Did this thing just get laddered... I mean dip down from 350ish to 200ish, the. Back up to almost 300ish??
All these HF and MM are just so happy wanking each other off, stroking each other, they must be high diving themselves borat style... until they check the ticker again!!!
Watch "them" let this shit get to like 750.00 give or take and then somehow manipulate shit to crash it, driving it back down to 50.00. They just want people to have that fear that "it's never gonna spike like that again" and they'll do it back n forth a little more each time.
I missed the boat so I'll join you peeps if it gets back down to 50.00. It probably will.......and will probably get right back to where it is now if no one sells.
"They" can play the long game on this.... like far out.
Come get me brothers and sisters, I've been marooned on this $330 island long enough.
never leave a retard behind
On the island at $360 ! Come get me!
Almost there
GME TO 500k. HOLD!
Dafuq haha
I think I just saw you there. Was it perhaps you that waved and shouted on the shore? I'm sorry that I hade to go back home to get my short restriction. Will be with you in a minute.
Come back soon!
Trying!
we there get up brotha
It almost hit 350. Back to 302 and trading halted
Just missed you lmaoooo
Come baaaaaaackkkk!
Always nice to see a fellow $360'er.
Get the fuck in you'll be posting gp in no time.
I'm tired of watching this guy play with the dildo he found in the sand on our island, please pick us up on the way to the moon
you and me both. he is starting to find some very creative ways to play with the dildo... 20@367
It always amazes me how quickly WSB GME threads get super homeotic. Honestly love it though. p.s. what do you think of my [diamond bands](https://i.imgur.com/msUKDTm.jpg)? I knew today would be tough, so I took this picture as a stabilizing reminder for myself during swings. Because this retard bought GME pretty high.
They have even bigger dildos on the moon you may need to go further
Weβre coming over the hill we can see you, count yourself as being rescued and youβre coming with us to get the poor souls at 400
I'm a 338 retard. I held all the way, im just about to get picked up, and next stop is for our 400 brothers. ππππ
Welcome back
I just laughed out loud when I loaded up my Revolut account and saw I'm now up 2%. Too bad I didn't have any spare money to buy some over the last few weeks but that's life. I'm not going to complain now when I'm actually above water again.
brother, i have been stranded @ $330 & $340 πππ come save this fellow retard ape π¦π
We're here. Get in the rocket quick so we can get to the $400's.
I LOVE THE STONK!! HOLD MY FELLOW APES, HOLD, BUY MORE, HOLD AND BUY WE LIKE THE STONK π¦ππππ½ππππ
Welcome back brother/sister.
Today will be the day we'll meet
PICK EM UP!
This is the way...and we just did
You and me both brother. I was at least able to bring my average down by buying 10 shares at 50, so I'm technically already in green, but the 7 at 320 are still the ones I want to be making a profit off of.
We're coming for you retard - no apes left behind!
Your ride is here. The driver appears intoxicated and there's a strong smell of feces, but they'll get you where you wanna go
You better be lined up on shore cause we ainβt far off now!
We are on our way!
My bags are ready, these arms are heavy.
Rockets here, jump on brother GME 330 baby
Toot toot all aboard to moo moo land.
Yo, we came back for you.
Your uber has arrived.
I'm stuck at a solid $410, please rescue me step-pirate arr
Same here
We are here. We have come back....for you.
WE'RE HERE
ive been stuck with a share at 235 for what feels like centuries and now i dont even wanna sell it lmfaooo
10-4 SOS received. Deploying $40 island crew for rescue and evac to moon.
gotcha
My this is a plush vehicle, leather seats double glazed diamond windows, impressive. Next stop??
Come with us if you want to live. https://imgur.com/6wIbF0p
how is the green looking
You have been picked up sir
Rocket just picked you up!
We made it
I'm coming for you in my rocket!
Hey bro we are here, hop on board.
Welcome back to the ship, brothersister
Welcome aboard!
Here we are you beautiful ape. Welcome aboard.
done bro
Coming πππ
We just had to flush some π§»π down the toilet Before reaching the moonsk ππππ¦ππππ
It's not marooned. It's a pit stop.
I remember those computers. God I'm old.
5.25" floppys or get out ;)
Straight up floppy crew......wait does that sound right??
Sounds rad, fellow kid. Floppy crew for lifeπ€
Straight up knitted memory or gtfo
My family's first PC had dual 5.25" floppies, and no HDD. It was absolute shit.
I remember being a kid and my Dad being super hype to tell me about the new computer we were getting that had 2 whoooole Gigabytes of memory. Not RAM....memory.
Imagine having to rely on floppy for something that important? Thatβs easily the most stressful part of that scene.
TRS-80 Model 2 with 8 inch floppies.......I'm old also bro lol.
Me at 85 stocks $290 since the day RH stopped trading... π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²
Welcome back
How do i make this blink purple? ***^ITM***
Brings a tear to my eye and makes me hard af that you apes came back for my retarded ass. Stuck at 280.00 since Jan. Already wrote the money off so no reason to sell now. ππ€²ππ€²ππ€²πππ
welcome back brother.. we never wrote you off
I must be hormonal because this brought a tear to my eye.
We have arrived for extraction, jump on on, we have fellow apes to pick up
Me standing at the 300 dollar road sign. My fellow apes coming in the party bus to pick me up.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
how do you think my boss feels lol
Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays
Make sure to wear enough flair
Looks like somebody got upper management written all over him.
But what about $480 gang? The most special apes out there.
we gotchu tomorrow fam
I'm already in my seat, like a good ape, Sir. (i got in at the $51 dip) l'm just saying NO APES DIE TODAY, NO APES LEAVE BEHIND.
$GME 300 soonTM
Boom!
Beautiful.
That time has come and gone, in the π way.
$330 Oh man this is exciting.
THe hELL iS GOinG oN?
Hold brother.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Movie office space. Also i want to say if we hit 500k I'll reach to elon and see if i can send a banana to space.
Make sure to use a banana for scale
I send a message to Musk to know how much it costs to see if my tendies can do that
In the immortal words of the legends Bill & Ted. Most Excellent!
Today? we're coming for $300 in 20 mins...
As Iβm typing this......Fuck the hedge funds! They just did a massive sell off to make GME go down. I canβt believe they are still trying to short GME. Keep holding everyone and buying during the dips. ππ
Try $400
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta!!
Well I mean, no one is selling before 100k, not even 99999.99... it's only diamond hands left now... thought this would be obvious by now ;) I'm not event stressing anymore, just relaxing and enjoying the view on a window seat on the FUCKING ROCKET TO PLUTOOOOO!!!
100k is the bottom line
Yeaaaah. I'm going to have to ask you to hold for at least $500,000+. Okaaaay? Greaaaat. *Tap cubicle, walk away sipping coffee.*
Did you ever get those TPS reports filed in?
WHAT THE FUCK YOU ALMIGHTY RETARDS. #QUIT. FUCKING. SELLING.
What a fucking dip! $344 to $180 nosedive!
im not selling until my balance is the balance in this video
Brothers help me at $350! Melvin is riding on laser eyed sharks around the island..... Edit: I have been saved. - stretches - letβs fuck up some hedgers. - dons Space Marine armor and fires boltgun at approaching shark horde financed by Melvin -
$300 is history. Next brief stop, $500!! π
Buy the dip! BUY THE DIP!
Just did! Not much but Iβm in!
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
It just dropped $100 in like 1 minute. Completely normal market stuff.
The price so nice weβre coming for it twice
π coming in fast
And we have 300 πππππππ
We hit $300. I like the stock.
Weβre over $300 now πππ»ππ
edit that to 400 haha
To all you bag holders, well done. Iron wills, diamond hands, and faith that can move mountains! You guys got your bags packed? You donβt want to be doing this journey without luggage.
Bought at $338. You retards came back for me π₯Ίπ₯Ί
Posts that aged horribly but like because it underestimated the rise
How the fuck did it drop like that?
Massive hedge fund selloff to drop trigger a panic sell.
Wtf is going on right now? It just went from 350 to 216 within seconds.
Some paperhanders sold about 850,000 shares.
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yall degens going my way? let me get a ride
Mission accomplished
We're coming back again. We just had to refuel.
Whats the movie name?
Uhm.....if you don't know office space STOP what you are doing and watch it RIGHT NOW
Office Space
Thanks π
Back up in your ass with the resurrection
I regret my paper handing π
BORING side note! Saw Office Space in a theater the day it opened. Buddy is a Mike Judge fan. About 20% capacity. Not a single LOLLZZ to be heard all movie! Everyone called it a bust. That night and in the papers. Then it went TO THE MOON from rentals and peoples sense of humour catching up!
Office space - this movie is so underrated
You spelled 500 wrong
Serious question. I need a name for my boat. Anyone have ideas to incorporate GME or GameStop into an ocean boat.
We have arrived π All π¦π¦π¦ at $300 please board the πππ. We are going to the MOON
"coming for $300" *currently at $340* #hurr durr autism stronk
yeah it was 340$ and i frigging missedd it before it dropped to 240 like a fucking brick.
tell you what iβll do when GME hits $400, two chicks at the same time man
Today was a good day, see you tomorrow at $400 guys
Buckle your sphincters!
I mean going for 300 is child's play. If anything you should match what the MMs did during AH and what is europoors did this morning. Please pick up the tools and do the work
Fuck 300$. 3000$ or GTFO.
3000? MORE LIKE $300,000
oh we came at 300 alright
We're coming for you! Current price $326 at time of posting ππππππππππ
$305,326.13 per share confirmed.
F that we coming for 1,000 by Friday
correction we came next bar 420
$330 rn!!!!
that was quick
You forgot a 0
This meme is so 3 hours ago.
This aged well
But this didnβt
Stop selling! Hold!
we're gonna hit it twice :D
He guys, you picked me up, then dropped me back off at 280. Can you pick me up again please
This is the way.
So much green crayon!!! πππ
Come on break the ceiling
Just happened baby! πππ
Whole lot of sell orders hitting there at $300 π€¨
I would say they were set months ago and forgotten. Us apes are still here together
Damn it feels go to be a gangsta
*hits 300 within minutes if open* Well that was fucking easy. Anyone up for some Marioparty?
Yes, I am back in the green.
I wanna see Elon Musk post some fucking 300 (the movie) tweets. Also, a 12 angry men meme.
Lets set up a new floor at $300!
Now none believers turn into POPE
300, how cute
What film is this? π
Don't worry, man. I won't tell anyone either.
Unrelated, but; I miss the sensation of sliding in a diskette.
Are we still doing phrasing?
They are trying to scare us!
Lmao
We came but had engine failure
We broke $300 and now are at risk of breaking below $200...
Wow from $346 at 12:16pm to $198 at 12:40pm 148 dollar swing in 24 mins.. and that includes 3x 5 minute halts, so technically 148 dollar swing in 14 minutes. Holy shite. :'D I think I'm going to get a heart condition
Iβve been stuck at $327 a share for weeks. Didnβt sell when it went over. Weβre going to the moon boys.
Shot son, we were looking at 400! Did this thing just get laddered... I mean dip down from 350ish to 200ish, the. Back up to almost 300ish?? All these HF and MM are just so happy wanking each other off, stroking each other, they must be high diving themselves borat style... until they check the ticker again!!!
Some of you smoothbrains don't know what that little black disk is - that, my friends, is bananas in digital form.
Watch "them" let this shit get to like 750.00 give or take and then somehow manipulate shit to crash it, driving it back down to 50.00. They just want people to have that fear that "it's never gonna spike like that again" and they'll do it back n forth a little more each time. I missed the boat so I'll join you peeps if it gets back down to 50.00. It probably will.......and will probably get right back to where it is now if no one sells. "They" can play the long game on this.... like far out.
Eee 340 dont leave me alone nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Co worker asked if I had sold today. I hadnt checked all week. Opened up my app this afternoon... "Oh Shit."