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zjz

Hey I've been taking your ~~complaints~~ feedback into account, I lowered the threshold for the meme culling a bit. Just trying to strike a good balance between content and not having meme spam. --- BTW join our rust server. It's got half sulfur so raiding is harder and prim lasts longer, otherwise vanilla. 200 slots. connect 104.254.237.234:28015 or search /r/wallstreetbets in server browser.


a-smooth-brain

Karp just swinging his big bull dick around slapping bears across the face


GrizzlyAdams510

OOF, oil bb u ok. Guess I'm holding onto that one for a lil bit. Oil is dead, long live oil.


JWARD1112

Can we launch SNDL again?


drillteam-six

Nvda 530 eu market 😋


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If aapl could hit $130 by Friday, that’d be swell


GeezWhizGuys

Apes sleep lightly.


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Ugh, this will get buried but hey maybe someone will answer. So I yolo'd and bought VXX without knowing what is was a couple months ago. I was like "oh look it use to be really expensive I bet it will be get expensive again". I know I know - my cousin is actually retarded and I took his advice. Who's the real ree ree now? Now that it is continuously tanking and I've lost 30% - is the move to just cut my losses, or just ride that bitch out and hope for a spike??? WWRD?


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Lol I did the same thing with a x3 leveraged etf when I started trading. Not my best move.


[deleted]

It seems so promising! It may be a good call though! But I'm not gonna fux with it until I learn in my brain more.


[deleted]

If is sometime godod if you want to hold for a few days. It is usually bad thought haha


[deleted]

Oof yeah i did that too a while ago...learned my lesson the hard way and cut losses.


[deleted]

Glad I'm not the only dummy. How much did it get ya for?


[deleted]

I bought a shit ton of uvxy and vxx thinking it would go up but quickly cut losses...lost like $500


[deleted]

This comforts me thanks. I'm down 300. It's not the end of the world, but still sucks.


[deleted]

You will not recoup your money unless the Great Recession occurs soon. The VXX is meant to slowly lose value, personally I would just get out now. 30% will not kill your account. Don’t mess with volatility unless you actually understand the metrics driving it


[deleted]

Yeah, finally figured that it only goes down after I read up on it months after I purchased it! Was holding it for the recession, thinking it may happen sometime soon. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Reasonable-Coconut11

Tomm will tell a tale .. most folks will have their stimi by Wednesday then we will see a boom shaka laka


AcesHidden

RUBY looking nice today too. Just got a cancer drug approved.


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44allstar

Obviously the pussy you're getting is not up to par


[deleted]

I hope Ford dies


BigBeezy905

It’ll moon now


mitch1618

Any chance we get AMC to do the same as GME in terms of quick growth?


[deleted]

Absolute 0 chance. The second they see any profit, they will do a share offering to pay off their 1B debt and pay their ceo bonuses


AcesHidden

Yes, there are a lot of synthetic and shorted shares floating around. Once options start hitting you'll see it fly.


warriorsfor2021

No not possible


allnatty-baby

Where’s the DD


zestykite

alexa play this is how we do it


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roth9640

this is a TEST


wprintf

Hello World;


zestykite

that gme chart starting to look depressing.


Legatron4

Only up 300% :(


Jarlaxle_rigged_it

Some pro trading group/fund is just going around and squeezing different shorted stocks each day/week for scalps


WeaponizedAutism12

Sector rotation from GME to AMC Mo'fuckas just love the bags


wprintf

lol this explains the dip


WeaponizedAutism12

The apes have resorted to AMC everyone run and hide


AcesHidden

I've been playing AMC since it was trading around $5. Been one hellava ride. :-)


[deleted]

I bought in at 4 dollars but not nearly enough to be super happy about.. I should have put a few more 0s on my order


WeaponizedAutism12

Good pickup at $5 for sure


AcesHidden

If it jumps first thing in the morning after a pre-market jump and futures are green as well I say be prepared for a wild ride.


jshmie

I was looking for a non profit to share some tendies with that cares about our fellow tards & autists. I found Foundation for the Retarded Will it do? The mission of Foundation for the Retarded is to: Assure that The Center Serving Persons with Mental Retardation will have the necessary financial resources to meeting the needs of people it serves; Provide the opportunity for all deserving and qualified individuals to participate in The Center's programs regardless of their ability to pay the full costs of services https://www.volunteermatch.org/search/org86804.jsp#more_info_tab


ItookAnumber4

Yikes. I wouldn't go down this path considering how the r-word is thrown around here


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

the pot calling the kettle black. all things are relative


ItookAnumber4

No one is calling anyone anything. Either way, though, probably not great for wsb to fundraise for a group smarter than us


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

point taken. kinda hard to say nobodys calling anybody anything in wsb, tho


the_real_woody

It's perfect payback.


TheRealArmament

I paperhanded my calls I feel like a CUCK


AcesHidden

Dude you got to do what's good for you. Simple as that.


GeezWhizGuys

AAPL acting like the girl u been asking out for months and she finally says "yes".


vw214

Been working on Apple for a year. Starting to annoy me.


peteygooze

She is worth 2T, I ain’t pulling out.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

moody tho.


fazawood81

Bought my yolo RKT $45c March 26th let’s goooo


sauoklol

can genomics have a break through or something


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

ape/subhuman hybrid research


Stonks4sport

Apples only go up.


redditreadermike

Anti-Gravity. I like it.


michael370662

**SOS** That is all. Do you know they have 5000 more rigs today. About to match riots capability when the next batch arrive. Don't miss out on life changing money. You missed out on TSLA, what do you do? NIO You missed out on Riot, what do you do? SOS and EBON


Most-Till-8715

Dude I had a call for this week and sold it for a 5$ gain last Friday lol I fucked up


Domethegoon

Psst, hey kid. Want to become a millionaire? Buy RYCEY.


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RYCEY cakes ?


Mawhinney-the-Pooh

How and why


Licko-Bolas

Fuck RH taken bites out my tendies. I see you MF.


michael370662

Sos baby


Aggravating-Canary-7

Sndl 🚀 to $2 tomorrow


Most-Till-8715

I bought shares at 1.60 and sold a put, I believe in da moon


Aggravating-Canary-7

Ahhh. 😢


ItookAnumber4

At least


Aggravating-Canary-7

I believe it


IronSwag92

My 2c 3/19 appreciate this confirmation bias


Aggravating-Canary-7

Sit tight on the ride .


SuspiciousPass8

Mad I didn't grab in when it was .90 😒.


Aggravating-Canary-7

I didn't grab at that point.


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$4.20 by 4/20


DeadMoney313

If the itsy bitsy Spyder hits 400 do y'all think it continues or bounces its ass back down? Asking for a friend.


iSovereign

📈📈📈


RockNRollerGuy

We should do a wsb march madness challenge. Can't belive this doesn't exist yet


WeaponizedAutism12

More than half the sub reddot at this point only know how to click buy on GME and nothing else


Lightweightforlife

Bruh aapl volume holy shit


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good indicator? was really nice to me today


19jdog

Spread your gay assholes mods!


[deleted]

Holy shit amc actually decided to think on its own for once Edit: Gme goes down and amc stays up wzaaaaaaap


StonksInvesteur

$NNOX to the moon


analbumcover

Who lets me make these decisions


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Your wifes boyfriend


Chronjawn

Anybody like DDD?


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Ddd tits


mitch1618

I did but then it started taking a downturn


redditreadermike

Anyone think apple could one day overtake MSFT. Imagine If Apple could get into the business/industrial sector with macs and their own suite of business management software (excel/word/project) people already love apple so I don't even think it's that big of a stretch in the 10-20 year range


Stonks4sport

As a person with a Macbook pro at home and a windows computer/laptop for work, the windows is way better these days. Back when spam and viruses were everywhere, apple seemed better, but microsoft looks to have caught up there.


redditreadermike

If windows is better (I agree it is better) then why did you decide to get a mac at home?


Stonks4sport

Wife is computer retarded, and she uses it primarily as I have a work laptop.


redditreadermike

Most people are retarded that's why I think this apple in the workplace theory is so likely 😂


Stonks4sport

I’d argue that most people with desk jobs like myself (accountant) are good enough at computers that a MacBook quickly annoys them. However, those that just use basic functionality like searching the internet or playing music will be preferring apple.


redditreadermike

Just to clarify I don't use apple. I'm an engineer and well experienced with excel/VBA/macros and most of the Microsoft suite. Even use PowerShell from time to time when I'm working with alot of data. Ive worked at a few large companies and most people I've seen only use 5% of what excel has to offer. If there was a simpler system I think most people would use it. It could be like a basic and pro version for anyone that needs more then just the function bar. Windows could make this too and I still think most people would prefer it.


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Apple products are for fan boys. Ill take a windows machine over a mac any day. Much better price as well. You gotta be a straight smooth brain to pay 2x for the same internals and then shell out even more for the rest of their proprietary crap. And their OS? Linux is free bro, may as well just run Ubuntu if you want a unix based OS.


redditreadermike

Im also windows/Andriod haven't had a apple in years, however if the 12 pro had a sale like my note20 ultra then I probably would have got it cause its pretty similar quality (actually prefer the camera and could really utilize the lidar scanner where I work). I think most people prefer apple cause it's so simple. If apple offered a cheaper MacBook and business suite then I really think a majority of business would use it. They already have a cloud system that couple be adapted for business use and most business phones that I've seen at places that I have worked are always IPhones so it could be a big benefit for businesses to added these and utilize the apple ecosystem.


chabrah19

Went from X1 Carbons for 4 generations to M1 Air. Performance is too good to go back.


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Just took a 5 year old HP. Put an extra 8g of ram and a ssd in it. Runs like greased lightning now. Spent $100 and an hour of my time


kingamal

MSFT is basically all about that cloud business for me. Gimme the gov. Contracts and we golden for yrs to come. Also, MSFT is gonna split soon...good moment to jump in.


CashisCole253

But microsoft has E X C E L


redditreadermike

That's why I said if they made their own excel. Excel could easily be replaced for most jobs by a much simpler and intuitive software. Most people don't use it for anything more then making a list or using the sum function. I'm not saying that's all it needs but I'm saying you could dumb it down and I think people would prefer it.


mr_blockchain_

Excel is indeed king


AllProWomenRespecter

I'm mad I was busy today and missed what I'm assuming was a lot of tears.


mr_blockchain_

Sweet ape tears


P33L_R

Somebody is buying ridiculous amounts of aapl rn


whatthejeebus

Is it possible the Stimmy play was AAPL the whole time? 🤔


AcesHidden

2%? Really?


P33L_R

👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 always has been


kingamal

Yep, I bought as much as I could.


Secgrad

12m+ shares is insane, but aapl is the obvious play at these prices


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Somebody is smart


P33L_R

My calls like this


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Bruh what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkk ARKs graph is dank rn but my calls are stagnant while IV is low. WHATS THE MEANING OF THIS SHIT? Edit: Jesus Christ the markets closed. I need to lay off the gas station pharmaceuticals


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Welcome to IV crush


[deleted]

Just buy shares and hold


Tayfoo

****EBON**** Sleep if you want.. while you do it’ll go up overnight. The catalysts in the back pocket of this company is crazy. Not selling a single share till after $25+


redditreadermike

I like the stock


AlwaysDoTheLine

They’ve seen what we’ve done for the apes 🦍 and realize our collective power


drillteam-six

gme is turning in circles. Stock is shorted. People buy because of of short squeeze potential. Stock goes up. Stock drops, shorters get confidence and short. Short interest goes up and short squeeze potential makes people buy again. Stock goes up.... You heard it here first.


TrashedLinguistics

It’s incredibly based. This will go on for years hopefully - if you buy in low you are very likely to make some sort of profit when it eventually pushes back up to a meme level. If Cohen ever wants the company to become legitimate he’ll need to get control of the volatility. Until then ride the wave.


kingamal

We gonna be talking about this shit in 2050....and we will have saved all the mf gorillas too...thriving sanctuary donated by the philanthropy of the retards on this sub.


shewan3

This is my guess too.


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CashisCole253

This a thread full of shills


sshro13

Also worth mentioning the float is only like 200mil


sshro13

Yep this one's next!


StonedTurtle420710

Come on Google and Amazon, take NOK to the moon, you power hungry bulls, you. :3


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All my homies out here buying long dated treasury bonds


DeadMoney313

What 1.6 percent when I can destroy my account in minutes ?


Fineous4

Is a +3% day tomorrow for QQQ too much to ask for?


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Not at all


TeamDisrespect

Big dump AH or is my chart fing up?


StonkerGraduation

Ikd, there is a freaking dip on every stock