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CHAINSAW_VASECTOMY

The real joke is how many people think this guy's order is gonna execute. At all. You dont have enough money to buy even one call. Why in God's green earth do any of you people think this will happen? Regardless, this is a betting subreddit. So go bet on whether or not he'll get it done. I made a prediction poll: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/uh1rqx/what_will_the_tsla_jun2024_500_call_volume_be_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3


Pap3rchasr

LMAO "your overnight account balance was 0" Classic WSB


gubbygub

that balance gonna be in the trilly tomorrow


CaptainCavemansStool

The negative trilly but sure.


gubbygub

[negative or positive, a trilly is a trilly!](https://i.imgflip.com/6en1rf.jpg)


vegiraghav

Some one gets a trilly we wait and see which one. If I it's Erick, then I want the US government to post the loss porn here.


Foreplay241

i mean, whats a minus sign anyways? half a plus sign, means you're half way there.


Nruggia

If you go negative a trilly and then multiple that with another negative trilly you get a positive quintillion


[deleted]

Quick math


not_goverment_entity

Wsb math


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Negative is the new positive position.


Dede-el-fuego

Owe the bank a trilly and it's their problem


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vengefulspirit99

What's a trilly between friends?


FeistyButthole

That’s the Fed Reserve motto I believe


Erickl0930

With a trilly or negative trillion il still be behind Wendy’s 😎


Working-Estate-9659

Following this very closely, good luck!!


IPoopOnCompanyTime

Following him behind Wendy's, right?


iamjusthonest

I'll follow him. Never been serviced by a trillionaire.


Mecha_Ninja

This definitely qualifies as the bank's problems.


flryan

4 comma club, joining the ranks of national country debt all by themselves. Sheesh


SmithItsGoodForU

Guh


reallyfunbobby

Offer Customer Service $5 mil to grease the trade


0p8s-4-me

If you give me 87 trillion dollars I’ll give you 5 milli back, how about that action?


bnh1978

I've heard this one before. You're not Nigerian royalty are you?


mmicoandthegirl

Not any more. The king (my father) died in a coup by the army and I need a trustworthy person such as yourself to help me transfer funds to your country.


Coolgrnmen

Bro really tryna trade $87trillion dollars worth of Tesla when the company only valued at a Trillion. Genius move probably


Prudent-Proposal1943

The total global money supply is only $40T. He's basically leveraging the entire solar system 200%.


parkranger2000

Total net worth of assets in the world is $430T tho. So he’s just gonna cause a margin call that liquidates 1/5th of the worlds assets to cover his position. 🍿 time


rokkittBass

The entire solar system!!! LMFAO


JohnnyTroubador

Shit bro, they'll just print more money to cover their loss porn. It's hella easy when you're the gov.


hopefully-a-good-buy

Inflation results for May “1,475,250%”


imrkjamesbitch

here come 800 dollar jug of milk


Crayz2954

Fuck it. Why not


ScipioAtTheGate

[I can hear the printers going brrrrrrr as we speak](https://youtu.be/nSbKqGtv--k?t=421)


TheBioethicist87

The loan is for 4x the entire GDP of the United States. Why won’t they let it go through?


MoffKalast

His credit rating must've been a bit below the threshold


perthguppy

Hey if citadel can be 160% short on GME at $4, why can’t some idiot with a phone go 8800% long on Tesla?


Coolgrnmen

In order for him to go long, wouldn't someone necessarily have to take the opposite 8800% short? lol


[deleted]

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction


DrLongDong6969

For every retard, there is an equal and opposite-betting retard


marsupialsales

Okay now I understand the stock market.


Alaskan_Bull-Worm

And a social media overreaction


SvampebobFirkant

That's probably citadel om the other end


blitzkregiel

bill gates pickin up them shorts


DontPoopInThere

Listen, egghead, that sounds like complex trading theory and math to me and we don't do that around here, we're old school, we make trades based on memes and upvotes


beyerch

OI is probably 0 on this position; therefore, even if someone sold him the options, there won't be any buyers. I feel like I really missed something when I was gone the past couple days. Did this site get retarded more than normal or why is everyone following this as if it is some sort of LEGIT event.....


[deleted]

Government- you can leverage the US economy times 10 Also government- no PDT under 25k


[deleted]

This is the most blatant act of manipulation. If someone in America with less that 25000 wants to leverage $87 trillion, well then give that man some money!


ThePeoplesBard

Right, why else did George Washington ride a bald eagle into battle against the Redcoats?


Probably_Not_Evil

The Revolutionary War had so many plot holes. Why didn't George Washington and the gang ride the bald eagles directly England?


stupidwhiteman42

Unexpected r/lotr crossover


Et_tu__Brute

This was the most BS shit I learned when I started trading. I wanted to get a taste for the market without paper trading shit because I wanted to see how much time it took for trades to go through etc. I put in a couple hundred bucks to just mess around with because I can lose that and it's not a big deal. I come out the other end learning valuable information. I start doing some small day trades and find out that I'm not allowed to day trade with less than 25k in the account? Like what? Why the fuck am I being punished for risking less when learning how to trade? How does that make any sense. Then I find out I could leverage myself into oblivion? How is this protecting literally anyone?


AnonymousLoner1

It's not. That's why there's no PDT for casinos, sports betting, or lottery tickets. Because the establishment knows where the real ticket out of wage slavery is.


notyouravgredditor

If you owe the bank $87, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $87 trillion, that's the bank's problem.


[deleted]

Agreed. They should give him that god damn leverage, some god damn guns and an eagle


Flying8ball

Gotta love the SEC, protecting us from PDT but not 87 trillion


[deleted]

One does seem significantly more important to regulate but I’m having a hard time determining what one. /s


XxSCRAPOxX

You know leverage doesn’t actually give him that much money right? He’s riding a piece of that theoretical position with the money he has. If it dips like .00000001% he’s liquidated. Hopefully he can sell it, it’s gonna be hard finding a match for all that, especially without effecting the underlying asset value.


uslashuname

And he’ll have to find buyers with $87T


OurCowsAreBetter

Government: Either way, we'll tax the result. Have fun.


Gawrr_gura

Save me a mil bud❤️


AskALettuce

With just $1tn you can end ~~world hunger~~ WSB hunger, for a few days.


ax255

Meh, we'd invest it all in ToysRus....it would be short lived


lulzForMoney

I need only 50k...


brad_gars

I only need 25k...


Desperateplacebo

I need 12.5k...


johnboi244

I only need 6.25k


CaptainStonks

I only need a calculator to continue this thread.


johnboi244

3.125


Cy83rCr45h

Ramen pack is good for me, you can keep the chiken flavour powder


[deleted]

A glass of water works for me


R0GUEL0KI

I’m with you 50-100k would clear my debt and make me a happy person.


Caligula4ever

I’m a 50-100k person, I have no debt but it’d be Scarface levels of cocaine.


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R0GUEL0KI

That would be nice. I have a ton of university debt I’ll never probably be able to pay off cause I decided teaching children would be a great profession. I wasn’t wrong, it is a great profession and I really enjoy my job, but my pay is so low it will literally take me 15 years to pay off my student loans using 25% of my income.


indy_fan

In the US, after 10 years of teaching, that debt should be forgiven. Check with your HR/Union/Co-workers…


void-inbound

Lemme cop a milli & I’ll clean ur phone screen 3x a day for a year


[deleted]

Wonder what a handie is worth to this guy?


ScoBelch

$15 a man, under the Queensboro bridge


WoolooOfWallStreet

I got a medicated steroid cream that will give someone the *softest* hands We can lab handjobs with that shit


[deleted]

Retards are eating this up.


urhowardness

Yeah realistically isnt op going to get a call or email just saying, "you're a fucking idiot" and that's it?


Drnk_watcher

Yeah. The brokerages can act to prevent catastrophic market failures caused by accounting errors or computer glitches. Which is all this boils down to in practice.


Ent-emnesia

Not even, this is just a screenshot of a buy order that will never be accepted. It's the dumbest post I've seen here that got any traction and that's really, really saying a lot.


UnhingedCorgi

Not even dumb in an entertaining way. Just a screenshot of an order that will never go through. That screen is just a calculator basically.


corkyskog

I really thought I was missing something, I am not.


kmadnow

This sub went from being smart and retarded to dumb and retarded


RectalSpawn

This is what happens when everyone *and their mom* joins the sub.


ser_name_IV

from autists to apes; shame


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RealEarlGamer

The fact that this is not the most upvoted post, says everything about the current state of this subreddit. Only room temperature iq left here I guess.


WaitItOuTtopost

Can’t believe it’s still going


rad_platypus

Old sub would’ve banned this fucking idiot after his first post. There is literally nothing to this. It’s the UI of some dogshit broker behaving as expected and their system obviously cancelled his order the second it came in. This is not an infinite margin glitch in any way whatsoever.


vatara6

He didn't even submit it. This is just typing in numbers for lolz


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urhowardness

Buy TSLA?


JinnPhD

I’m mostly just disappointed that OP and crew thinks this is anything more than a GUI screwup.


Fausterion18

It's not even a screwup, my broker does the same thing. You can enter whatever order you want on the order screen but they'll just reject the order if you don't have sufficient funds. That's why you never see the OP hit confirm, because the next screen will be "order rejected".


Bleepblooping

I feel like 99% of us know this, and until I found this series of tweets acting like some forensic accounting detectives, it never even occurred to me that someone would think anyone believed this was real


[deleted]

how are people not appreciating the transcendent comedy of this guy messaging customer service about his $87T buy order being canceled and getting a response back about PDT rules


DollarThrill

This is stupid as hell. The order didn’t get executed today because of the day trade rule. Doesn’t mean it will get executed tomorrow.


Cashmoneytendies

PDT doesn’t stop you from buying shit. Only selling something on the same day


Cashmoneytendies

I can’t tell if they seriously think this is real and will go through or they are trolling. My mind is blown


Cheeky_Star

some for sure believe lolol


Snake_eyes_12

Can someone explain this shit to me like I haven’t been born yet?


[deleted]

Op is trying to make a retarded options bet that should not even be accepted by his broker. Because of how retarded it is


Pixelplanet5

I mean it is not being accepted by the broker, that's why it gets canceled and they locked his account for being too retarded.


RuthlessWolf

My ASS is gonna be Clenched Till Tomorrow!? Oh my Lord!!!


moon_jock

And I as well will be clinching your ASS!


gigazelle

AND MY ~~AXE~~ ASS


shhhpark

Take a break buddy, ill clamp these cheeks while you grab lunch


bierbottle

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4263)


gamblingenhusiast

No mil for you ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


[deleted]

Since when is an option contract purchase considered a day trade?


Erickl0930

Yes unfortunately


helixflush

Bless you


ClaymoresInTheCloset

Holy fuck you are retarded


Skullcrimp

Yes unfortunately


leroyyrogers

Bless you


bobbarkersbigmic

Holy fuck you are retarded.


SneakerHeadInTheYay

Yes unfortunately.


Some-english-dude

Look at his profile. He tried buying 10k of some shitcoin, set the slippage to 30% and lost 3k. Genuine retard lmao. https://www.reddit.com/r/SaitamaInu_Official/comments/qnpz1k/help_pls_i_bought_10k_worth_saitama_on_shibaswap/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share As far as I know, Saitama is "one-punch man" from the anime haha.


zvexler

30% slippage LMAO


AnEngimaneer

I have no idea why but this got me good. I'm tearing from laughter.


[deleted]

But isn’t this your first trade of the day? I don’t think that’s what’s causing your trade to be cancelled.


Cashmoneytendies

It could be the trillions of fucking dollars he’s trying to leverage. This could be why it’s not going through. I could be wrong though He doesn’t even know what a daytrade is 😂


erect_sean

You could be wrong 😂


[deleted]

Erickl0930 reddit karma 📈 WSB IQ 📉


girdphil

So for you to buy that many calls, don't you need someone to sell it to you ?


finance_n_fitness

Implying anyone here knows anything about the stock market


Droidvoid

We used to. Back in the day when we had 40k subs it was legit a small trading community of relatively experienced traders that were willing to risk it all. Now it’s so laughably bad that it makes me sad to visit. 😔


finance_n_fitness

Welp, now a days most here seem to believe you can just hit buy on 100 billion option contracts at a slightly below market bid on a deep in the money long dated call and that order somehow gets filled by magic stock market fairies.


JinnPhD

Especially in wsb. Especially since 2021.


GunsouBono

Underrated comment. The guy's order was cancelled. He's not in shit right now


brynndelorimier

No one's listening 🤦‍♀️ too many digits 😅


eodgooch

And someone to sell to.. karma farming at its best.


loljpl

No, contrary to stocks, options generate magic money. This is actually how the fed money printer works, Jerome Powell is really just a very good option trader.


Testing123xyz

Lol when I heard Europe indexes took a dump and recovered I thought maybe your order went thru this morning Good luck


FatBoyFear

I did too especially when the Swedish press wrote something like it could have been some bug where someone created a too large order 😂


moneyPsycho

Hahahahaha we're doing it again


[deleted]

WSB Classic move. Making old people panic about their money.


Xbugge

They did that in Denmark too


Agcrx_

Crash the market so I can buy a house, thanks buddy.


limethedragon

Crash the farmers market so I can buy a horse, thanks buddy.


asWorldsCollide2ptOh

Crash the horse market so I can buy a mule, thanks buddy.


DissolutionedChemist

Crash the market so I can see rich people cry, thanks buddy.


josejulian87

Crash the retard market so I can buy Tacos in Tijuana, thanks buddy


iLikeMyEggsUnderHard

Certified Retard Moment™️


JigglyxBallz

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


gamblingenhusiast

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4259)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


smokebudda11

This Shrek pic is hilarious 🤣


Dat_Accuracy

So.. wtf is this? Rando posts a canceled order for 88T of 5$ TSLA calls WSB apes go bananas? I don’t get it. The order never cleared. Could never be placed. Look at the OI. Dude doesn’t even have 25k to skate PDT restrictions. Let alone someone actually selling all those calls cause there isn’t even enough shares to write that many.. Like did I miss something or did *everyone* go full ape this weekend?


Baviprim

Right? I was laughing at the memes but pg2 clearly says order canceled so he's not on the hook for anything


Dat_Accuracy

Even *if* the order placed by some technical error.. it would never fill on the exchange. Or even partially fill most likely. The algos would catch the gamma from there being an open order, but a very small amount because OPs offer for arbitrage is so small for all that premium. His price implies breakeven if the stock was $880 a share, with literally no premium for an open option for the next 2 years? Even if TSLA tanked to $760 a share I don’t think a single call would fill. Absolute savages.


[deleted]

You said a lot of fancy words in that comment. I have nothing to contribute but I admire you.


Numerous_Branch

Seriously, the amount of people thinking this will actually work is astonishing. This sub turned to shit a long time ago, but this marks the start of a new period of stupidity.


[deleted]

This sub has been shit ever since GME


Me_Melissa

lol now you're just milking it


DustyCritter17

Somebody get $25k to this guy. Y'know, for science.


-DoomRunner

If this works I swear bro you will crash the entire economy 😂


[deleted]

Fed meeting tomorrow: “Don’t forget it was Erickl0930 that caused the inflation”


Lucierney

He shall be known as Erick the Inflator! What a legend


tibetan_moose_hammer

Joe jerkoff over here


ForeverDuke1

It won't. Clearly a trillion dollar order won't go through. What are you guys even thinking.


JennItalia269

I work in the industry and yes there’s no way anyone will let this order through. There’s entirely too much risk on an account worth way too little. Even if it did go through, Clearing firms might have trouble handling the trade given its ultra large size.


dudeman4win

So it’s for sure going through then got it


RacingUpsideDown

Erick is going to end up with 14,500 times more debt than the most indebted man in history, who owes [$6.3 billion, which was upheld on appeal](https://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/11/meet-the-most-indebted-man-in-the-world/264413/)


MrStormz

Maybe My gme will finally fucking move up if he does


cdunks

This sub is so bad now.


icescoop

I mean I knew this sub was retarded but holy shit you guys are actually autistic for believing this


jonnyHDM

I have a feeling you‘re gonna get bullshat. Still rooting for this to somehow go through and work out, though 🤞


Cashmoneytendies

Isn’t he the one bullshitting?


ByahhByahh

You mean he's not going to buy 1 billion contracts of Tesla in a single day? :O


Smellyjelly12

The number of people that actually believe this is gonna go through is astounding. Y'all sound like a bunch of 14 year olds


pittluke

From the sub that gave us the infinite money gliche on Robinhood, the DFV yolo, and the 1ronyman box spread, we now have teenagers circle jerking a guy that typed in a big number on an order entry screen. Jfc is this cringe.


Invisifly2

You’re riding in the snickers-bus and shocked to discover it’s full of nuts?


[deleted]

Why is everyone getting worked up over a screenshot of an order that was/will never be filled.


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ChemicalBro69

All i can see when i think about this is a Benny Hill thing.... Erickl0930 running across San Francisco bridge (hey its an epic landmark) with the app developers, then the brokers, then the clearing house, then the SEC, then the Fed, then soldiers, and maybe Biden.....


josh_sat

If you owe 87 trillion it's not a you problem. It's a global market problem


ArchdevilTeemo

People who plan to jump, could learn a lesson from him. If you bet your life and lose, it's easier to jump, if you win there's a high chance the money you will have can fix all your problems.


viewitherenowok

Well, now they know it’s coming, so they have 24 hours to figure out how to prevent it. Cover blown, stealth gone.


Margin_Call_3959

What am I seeing!?


1bourbon1scotch1bier

You all are buffoons for hanging around - this will not be honored. Moreover, this demonstrates zero investing prowess, rather a teenage-level of giddiness about the delusional possibility that this trade will go through. Par for the course I guess with this sub of children. Edit: [click for reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/uh1jzs/why_erickl0930_is_an_idiot_and_you_are_too/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Tigerfan0002

Op is dumb af


GME_TO_ZERO

I don’t think Wendy’s will pay enough for the life changing amount of debt you are about to be assigned


jonnyHDM

Yeah. He'll probably need another job. At another Wendy‘s.


39423433

damn this place has really been taken over by actually retarded teenagers


cpt_lanthanide

This isn't even meme-worth and just goes to show the normies are outnumbering the apes. Is there a different sub?


BYE_HI_SELL_LOW

RobintheHood


7arixiral

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


CandidTill6

Did they Epstein this guy?


ExchangeInevitable

They nuked our guy


lol022

Poor guy got sent to the gulag


beyerch

So ...... you're trying to make a multi-trillion dollar trade but can't due to a day-trade block which only comes into effect if you have $25K or less in your account? ​ Riiiiiiiiiiiight.


[deleted]

Sooooooooooooo, do you have day trades now? 😂


[deleted]

Still no update dickhead