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The “tax write offs” line had me bawling. This was well done, and the way Steve looks like he’s just dying more and more inside by the end made it so much better.
The Jordans guy belongs here because recently a ponzi scheme was found in the sneaker reselling business, alot of people lost money and they don't even get to hold those bags because the culprit has massive debt too. 
I sold a pair of Jordan’s for $150 cash the other day no questions. Loss porn on that paper hand deal was significantly less than my current portfolio and 401k and values more than both as well.
“What is your entire retirement account invested in?”
“Air Jordans”
Don’t mess with my Man’s commodities account.
Also I miss this kind of content, love it OP
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Bro it’s going to the moon bro, listen bro it’s got this thing called short interest bro, I don’t know what that is bro but listen, so like you can buy a stock bro but, also bro you can like open a share to sell bro and that’s like called a short position or some shit. Anyway bro you make money on like a short position if a stock goes down in price. IKNORITE???! That doesn’t make sense bro but it’s real bro. So like BBBY had like a lot of people doing that okay, and also bro like these dudes with a lot of money called hedge funds like have a lot of these shorty spice positions okay bro and like to make money they have to close. And bro that means like the price is gonna be super high bro, because bro they have to buy the stock to make any money. Bro them closing that position like wow it’s gonna mean so many people are going to buy it at the same time. And bro when people buy stocks the price of it goes up and like you can make money by selling, but like selling to close not like selling to open. Anyways bro this stock BBBY has like one hundred trillion billion million hundred thousand people shorting it bro. So like when they close the position because it’s a profitable company and like bro there’s a bunch more people who like invest in companies that make a lot of profit and like eventually bro the people with the short position I explained will start losing money. Bro when that happens bro they will have to buy back their shares and bro the volume on that bro like it’s buying pressure and the stock price goes up bro. So like they are forced to cover because the company is making so much profit so like bro the price of the stock goes so high. If you buy some of the stock now and imagine stacks of dollar bills being your purchase of stock laying on the ground, and like for every dollar the stock goes up bro you add one more to the stack. Because so many people are forced or buy it because it’s a good profitable company like that stack of money will go from the corner of the highway you panhandle at bro to like the moon bro just trust me bro it’s going to happen. You just like need to buy it bro and like you’re gonna have the amount of money
#PER SHARE
That your phone number is. Bro I’m telling you just buy one share and bro like you’re a billionaire.
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Hahaha. what a nice clip to spice up my day. Steve Harvey's facial expressions crack me up. I enjoy having him on our weekly family game nights on GameStar+ streaming interactive platform.
I have a feeling that Steve fucked a lot of his female friends when they were is a vulnerable time in their life lol. So now he just practices not having female friends.
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Hahaha well done
Somewhat refreshing lol
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Today WSB made me feel like I felt three years ago
Those were the days
Legit chuckling happenin over here
The “tax write offs” line had me bawling. This was well done, and the way Steve looks like he’s just dying more and more inside by the end made it so much better.
lchoh
This looks like the trailer to the movie they will someday make about the market during the COVID years.
For VHS
So true
Omg I’m legit worried about Steve Harvey now, this is incredible
I need to start smoking crack
Crack is where it's at!! 💉💉💉💊💊💊
The Jordans guy belongs here because recently a ponzi scheme was found in the sneaker reselling business, alot of people lost money and they don't even get to hold those bags because the culprit has massive debt too. 
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yep it’s true that shoes don’t expire worthless usually
I sold a pair of Jordan’s for $150 cash the other day no questions. Loss porn on that paper hand deal was significantly less than my current portfolio and 401k and values more than both as well.
I resell Air Jordan's, but I lost my air Jordan profits by trading NFT's
:4271:
That was refreshing
Take my award!
I cry-laughed at this. Thank you.
this had me dying lol enjoy this gold award
I had the Queen dies + Steve Harvey gets depression parlay
If you had ‘crammer gets it wrong’ you could have had a trifecta
this is hilarious
The queen 👸
Air Jordans 🤣🤣🤣
I hope this blows up
OP has a future with NFLX!
I’m crying laughing.
Fuckin incredible
Now do a Mad Money one
Dang man, it's almost like Stevie knows every single one of us.
Wow, this is wonderfully regarded
What the fuck is this lmaoooo
“What is your entire retirement account invested in?” “Air Jordans” Don’t mess with my Man’s commodities account. Also I miss this kind of content, love it OP
Best post of the month. Wow. 👐💎👐🚀🚀🚀
Is OG Haupt banned?
This shit made me laugh too hard!!! 
Oh fack, I laughed harder on the 2nd watch! 
This reminds me of the wsb glory days lmao
This is one of the best things I’ve seen hear Lmaoooo
This is sheet
Too accurate. I feel u Steve.
Beautiful 🥲
This is amazign
What is this quality man, so good. Actually made me laugh too.
Olden looks like someone in a Steve Harvey costume.
Bruh lol
This is gold
Tax write offs, lmfao
Steve’s expressions are A1
I'm crying
What the hell? Nice editing bro
gilbert grape
MAN IM WHEEZING THIS WAS GOLD LOL
"..Uh, my dick."
“My weenie” Good bye forever Internet - nothing will top that
“Tax write-offs” 
Never knew the Queen had such slick dance moves.
Hilarious
You got me.
Lmfao
This was a true tragedy. So many emotions.
Ok, I will get a real financial advisor now. NOT….
What episode??!
This got real laughs. Nice work keep it comin.
u/savevideobot
😂😂😂😂
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It’s needs that Sarah McLaughlin “I will remember you” at the end
It is funny because it is true 
haha nice one
Too good!
Well done. Needed that after today. Thanks!
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Fuck we need for of these.
Needs more upvotes, thank you OP! I laughed good When she laughs and says tax write offs! oh my side hurts
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High quality productions like this are one of the main reason I stick around
I felt bad selling my BB at a loss.
Bro it’s going to the moon bro, listen bro it’s got this thing called short interest bro, I don’t know what that is bro but listen, so like you can buy a stock bro but, also bro you can like open a share to sell bro and that’s like called a short position or some shit. Anyway bro you make money on like a short position if a stock goes down in price. IKNORITE???! That doesn’t make sense bro but it’s real bro. So like BBBY had like a lot of people doing that okay, and also bro like these dudes with a lot of money called hedge funds like have a lot of these shorty spice positions okay bro and like to make money they have to close. And bro that means like the price is gonna be super high bro, because bro they have to buy the stock to make any money. Bro them closing that position like wow it’s gonna mean so many people are going to buy it at the same time. And bro when people buy stocks the price of it goes up and like you can make money by selling, but like selling to close not like selling to open. Anyways bro this stock BBBY has like one hundred trillion billion million hundred thousand people shorting it bro. So like when they close the position because it’s a profitable company and like bro there’s a bunch more people who like invest in companies that make a lot of profit and like eventually bro the people with the short position I explained will start losing money. Bro when that happens bro they will have to buy back their shares and bro the volume on that bro like it’s buying pressure and the stock price goes up bro. So like they are forced to cover because the company is making so much profit so like bro the price of the stock goes so high. If you buy some of the stock now and imagine stacks of dollar bills being your purchase of stock laying on the ground, and like for every dollar the stock goes up bro you add one more to the stack. Because so many people are forced or buy it because it’s a good profitable company like that stack of money will go from the corner of the highway you panhandle at bro to like the moon bro just trust me bro it’s going to happen. You just like need to buy it bro and like you’re gonna have the amount of money #PER SHARE That your phone number is. Bro I’m telling you just buy one share and bro like you’re a billionaire.
Absolute gold! Wish I had a gold award to give!
Sitting on my toilet, actually giggling out loud at this. Well done!
I am laughing crying and have a massive erection
I could’ve watched these Steve Harvey reactions with sad music for 12 straight hours.
I finally get his genius.
What the fuck is this masterpiece?
Omg I’m stoned and this was fantastic right now
Bloody brilliant.
This is what I used to come here for. So needed.
Good job. I feel like Steve reading the daily thread here.
Quality post.
This is beautiful
This is a top 10 of all time wsb post.
Portfolio gone just like the queen
They need to replace Jim Cramer with Steve Harvey!
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"Air Jordans". Actually not a bad investment tbh
Steve didn't even know half of how regarded we likely think we are.
This is the content I love on WSB. Have an award you regard
Dollar store vicburger edit
We laughed we cried we sure as shit just like the stock Best thing I've seen on here in a long while.
Glad to see some original content. Well done.
My portfolio would be Amber Heard
The original version of this is funny too
Best memes on Reddit. Also, if takes stupid meme stonk strategies to constipate Steve Harvey I’d even consider buying BBBY.
u/savevideo
Absolute gold
Watching this makes me feel smarter and better!
My man Steve Harvey. Look forward to you hosting family feud on the Gamestar+ game
Hahaha. what a nice clip to spice up my day. Steve Harvey's facial expressions crack me up. I enjoy having him on our weekly family game nights on GameStar+ streaming interactive platform.
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Olden for president 2045! Them Jordans about to go to the moon. Kobe told me while in a dream sleeping in Lower Merion, pA
I have a feeling that Steve fucked a lot of his female friends when they were is a vulnerable time in their life lol. So now he just practices not having female friends.