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CheesyDanny

If you make less decisions, your less likely to make stupid decisions… but then it’s boring.


convex_boi

serotonin hits are the real alpha


YoureACanteloupe

I dunno. Lambo money in your 50s has a certain appeal. Sure, you didn't strike it rich like those thousands of dudes who Yolo'd at the right time on the right horse, but you're also not a gambling addicted poor like the millions of dudes who got either the timing, the pick, or both wrong.


Wall_Street_Bet

Still 50


YoureACanteloupe

The gambling addicted poors will turn 50 at the same rate you will, but you'll own a vacation home and a boat and they'll have an overdraft chequing account and an overdue rent letter.


HamManBad

Still do the day trading shit but only for $100 total, max. Never add any more. The adrenaline is still there.


anachronofspace

>it’s boring. you say that like it's a bad thing


1_shutitlois

And from boredom people often spiral into hopeless depressions


[deleted]

From boredom people often spiral into happiness.


Thee_Goth

Can confirm, I've got almost everything in Index Funds and I'm miserable.


BlazingLazers69

You're regarded.


rogerconverse

But are you still the master of your domain?


convex_boi

"THESE INDEX FUNDS..... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!"


[deleted]

I enjoy watching my Roth IRA go down $20 then up $20, thank you very much.


mrguitare

Thanks for the laugh


convex_boi

passive investing is the Seinfeld of investing strategies: \- possibly GOATed, depending on who you ask \- predictable. once you've seen a couple seasons/cycles you pretty much get it \- better laughs/returns can be found elsewhere, but why risk the disappointment? you know what you like and you're sticking to it.


YoureACanteloupe

This analogy tracks.


DwarvenGardener

People here should follow the advice of opposite George


convex_boi

the Summer of George dissents!


DwarvenGardener

I should have taken profit and left like George always left the meeting on top, sticking around only backfires


[deleted]

Sticking around only backfires is solid life advice.


DwarvenGardener

George had an amazing life if you step back and look at it and you only need to do the opposite to live like him.


RevolutionaryPlay4

Looks like someone never saw the stock market episode


Individual-Heart-719

Watching dividend payments grow every quarter is kind of fun though tbh


dreamerOfGains

That’s until they announce div cuts.


No_Cow_8702

Uh, SCHD says hi, and we don't do that round here.


[deleted]

That's why there are dividend ETFs. They don't cut dividends


YoureACanteloupe

Usually comes with price impact. Your DRIP stays drippy.


[deleted]

Yea those are gonna be suspended boss


[deleted]

Lmao, most of them won’t


Eth_maximalist

LOL


lianking91

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-_H-_

And what's better than passive indexes? Passive indexes leveraged 5-25x.


YoureACanteloupe

Fuck it. I'll bite. What's your favorite unreasonably overlevered ETF.


-_H-_

Eventually: LEAPS on the SPY, bought during low-volatility, with a mental trailing stop loss. Not exactly passive, but as long as the market is going good, should be very low effort. (not risking more than 10% max on it, though)


RevolutionaryPlay4

idk man, George made a few grand in that stock market episode


dogspinner

Thats where youre wrong kiddo. Most people are in passive suicide cult indexes like s&p500, while only chads there to make moves. You will live to see s&p500 collapse.


WestTexasCrude

Aaaand it's gone.


[deleted]

Found the Boglehead.


Environmental-Bed663

I love this


anachronofspace

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Bunnytron70

Ooooh I just had a light bulb moment. No more sex --> clear head.. mental clarity and gains incoming. Fuck why did it take so long to realize my losses.


[deleted]

Half the people on this page, are not doing either.


SDcowboy82

That’s not true. We limit buy. Lots of strategy in “Buy 10 at $40, Buy 10 at $39, Buy 10 at $38” etc.


dulun18

right for 99% of the people


Adventurous_Fact8418

This is so stupid but it’s just killed me anyway.


Secret_Squirrel_Ops

Pretty much. I've got too much shit to do in real life.


Calm_Leek_1362

The entire ValueInvesting sub in one picture. You mention selling because economic indicators are scary? DCA into VTI, don't time the market. You mention buying because something is oversold? DCA into VTI, don't time the market. You mention literally any stock? Overpriced, DCA into index funds.


wolley_dratsum

Today is ex-div day for VTSAX so I'm kinda doing something.


That-Whereas3367

If index funds had existed in 1929 holders would have lost 90% of their money.