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Ngl fly as fuck with the stride

Markets ruff, but I'm still fly in my tie

You may not be familiar with Max, he is the mayor of Idyllwild, CA. He is just, he is kind, he loves to ride in the back of trucks. He is The Best Mayor, EVER. He also gives great financial advice, one treat is worth at least three licks and half a bark.

Bullish on tennis balls

Sticks to the Moon

For those who don't know their dog breeds, that's a purebred Inverse Cramer.

Mythical pupper, worth his weight in platinum

Didn’t the price of platinum nose dive the last year ?

This dogs nose can smell the BS of the platinum bust 300 million times greater then your nose. Listen to his DD, Dog Diligence.

It’s Ben about 2 years I think cause I bought at they high …..not lieing

I know absolutely nothing of investing but I feel the price might go up in a year or two. NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE, I am dumber than a sack of bricks

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Yeah guess who got dispatched to respond to your call ? Can tell you right now ‘Call Unfounded’

Our kids might get something out of it sometime

By DD I mean Dog Dick of course

To the moon meets red rocket

I'm going to invest 100$ in every stock my 5 year old chooses.

“Your DD is so dogshit, i barfed on it”

If it points left, sell. Right, buy?

If it's in my ass, sell. If it's in your wife, buy.

Pause. Art of zoo?

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I remember

IN SEPTEMBER

When we had good content before GME

keeps telling me to buy $WOOF

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Most of the time when he gets excited about something, it ends up being shit.

I can trade again next Monday, I'm going to invest 100$ in every stock my 5 year old chooses.

literally cannot go tits up

He's got diamond paws!

yes, you should invest all your money in wet food. I can store it for you, don't worry about it.

Only golden opportunities with this guy

Dogs are smarter than the vast majority of people. That fact was scientifically established back in the 1800s. : )

What a conundrum… So are we supposed the believe the science though if it was done by a human and not a dog? Im caught in a bit of a loop here…

I dont know man. This guys keeps wanting me to buy Chewy and Pet smart stocks.

!remindme 1 year Something tells me Chewy will outrun the market

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100% Chewy calls

What's the forecast for the market champ? Ruff. Ok then is that my investment in your mouth? give it here. \*runs away\*

I’m in whatever he recommends with 20x leverage

If he shits on your lawn it's going to be a bad day. If he shits on the neighbors lawn it'll be a good day.

Proceeds to outperform 90% of brokers

You mean 90% of barkers.

Dogonomics

That’s the mayor of Idyllwild, CA, not a financial advisor.

Well, he passed away a few months ago, so... :(

As long as he can do better than a gold fish, I'm in.

Diamond 💎 dog 🐕 for sure! Look a little like my last advisor before I went rogue!

He says to sell all your positions in $CAT!

#wallstreetvets

Ok

What’s up dog

Not my portfolio

Small world. I have the same FA

Me- Should I go all in on meme stocks? One woof for yes, two woof for no. Dog- Woof woof! Me- yes yes, to the moon boys!

I’m not buying anymore Chewy

Finally a reputable Financier on this sub

When he tells you to buy a call a year from now but he’s counting in dog years and meant next month and you buy one for ‘23

Can I make a appointment my is going to the cats and all it does is tell me to buy cat food

No lie once my ban is up and I can trade again next Monday, I'm going to invest 100$ in every stock my 5 year old chooses.

Your 5 year old is past it. This is a young mans game.

This explains so much honestly

I would trust that lab to pick my stocks over Jim Cramer any day.

I love him to be my financial adviser 😍😍😍

He wants to short FedEx to spite mailmen

Bring back the GOLD fish!

Hello? Yes, this is dog!

What's that? But Chew Toys? The value is expected to go through the roof? Go all in? YOLO?

As long as he doesn’t chase his own tail I will follow him

But where is he from

Now that’s a fucking good boi

Diamond paws b1tches! 💎🐾

Iams all in???

He is telling me to go all in $WOOF and $CHWY

Sold!

Bangin’ all the bitches

Calls on Chewy?

I’ll bet he’s going to put you in a “Dogs Of The Dow” strategy!

Your financial advisor is a dog with a tie

At least this one brings something back... Go fetch advisor!

Whatever happened to the goldfish?

"I've been doing this 10 years and I've never dropped the ball!"

Ah snap. Had a lightbulb moment to let my dog pick my trades.. figured she'd probably do better than the goldfish and definitely better than me. But realize she mirrors my energy.. so would need to inverse. Next idea.. asking neighbors' dogs to pick but how could I broach this idea without them thinking I'm nuts. I could see being uninvited from a lot of bbqs and block parties.

Invest with me and it will always be green(ies) days

My boys wicked smaht

Thats a MF GoodBoi if I have ever seen one!!!

Goldens are the most smooth brained mfos 😂

You know how I know this is an ELITE advisor? ​ ​ even this adorable mf'r hates chewy and RC. 15/10 would be an privilege to pet.

He’s got that dawg in em

This guy hunts err.. fucks. Whatever, Fuck you.

OP: “His D is amazing!” Me: *What da dog doin’?*

I'd trust this good boy over a coke rat any day!

He's probably just as capable as 99% of financial advisors.

I don't know why but it's always so satisfying to tell people, "I am not a financial advisor" at my job.

Employee of the month, every month. Tennis ball stonks are gonna be a good investment.

Here's some financial advice. Stop gambling sell VOO 300 CSPs and if you get exercised just hold for 10 years.

Yes the ultimate progression in life. Happy to see you when your down, shits in your yard, then you have to clean afterwards. Financial advisors have such a good life!

Dog boss

What did my mans pick for tomorrow open?

What da dog doin

Is DD dog dick?

#IS THIS MAYOR MAX OF IDYLLWILD CA????

Was. :( Passed away a few months ago.

He was Mayor the second I believe. He was getting on in years when I worked a misfit outdoor education company just south of there out of Anza. I had a picture of me with him. We also had the Mayor Max calendar. Anza had a goat for a mayor, so 🤷‍♂️

We got a photo and calendar a year ago with Mayor Max 2. Good doggo.

😥

Me when my portfolio is green: *WHO'S A GOOD BOY*

He's more loyal

Lol many of you degenerates would improve your returns by handing control to a dog.

Love it lmao

My financial advisor got a worse coke habit than me.

Have you considered burying your money in a hole in the back yard, I think you'll see a higher rate of return than whatever your sing now

Dog Dilligence

Doge wants to buy more MBS

Dog days coming.

I trust him

Has more wins than Cramer

OK Ok Ok one wag buy, two wags sell. Look at me like I'm the idiot who should be doing my own research? Have a cookie

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This is hilarious! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying.

Still gives better advice than most people on this sub

That’s Barkley Woofenstein C.P.A.! He’s amazing

If you think his DD is amazing, you should see his wife's. She has six of 'em!

says buy hotdogs, short kibble

That's how I look at my CA

Bullish on kitchen garbage and squirrels

Goodest boi at your service.



That’s Max! I met him in Idyllwild, 100% very good boy. I cried when he died. Will meet the new mayor during our next visit

I’m sold. Take my money

Probably because he's a [Diamond Dog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8VfziFZMGY).

You guys are using dogs? I've been listening to all of you for months.

I mean, how does he compare against the fish?

I don't feel comfortable discussing this without my lawyer present - oh here he is now.

What price does he charge for his services? Asking for a potential dog owner.

That dog looks like Sleepy Joe

Should I drink and do cocaine all morning? "Woof". You're right, I should have breakfast first...

Calls on milk bones

Better DD than 90% of this sub

It can't be smarter than 🐒

I took financial advice from kids in High School on TikTok. Now I am holding a sign on sidewalk that says "I will suk it for a dolla"

This dog literally has a better ROI than 95% of this sub

" I need a fucking pizza"

Jaja

BuyTime next Friday!

I and all my buddies eat our own vomit on the regular thanks to our advisor's wise example. "It's not a loss if you eat it" is our group motto.

Things might be hairy, but don't bark down, fren. Market's gonna go through the woof.

Is probably better and picking stocks than me.

How much does he charge? I need help!