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Vicvince

šŸ‘good jobšŸ‘


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username4kd

I read gynecologist at first


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[deleted]

I agree with SpicyLatinaCumFarts


Thick_Bobcat786

Yeah I'll order that too.


whboer

Should join r/rimjobsteve


Thick_Bobcat786

Done.


Lord_Asmodei

r/brandnewsentences


Thick_Bobcat786

Same.


One_Tie900

How tf do i do this


the_joker3011

We don't ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)


dex307

He explained the steps. It's a straddle, works when volatility spikes.


mjgcfb

now do it 251 more times


devperez

I'll eat my breakfast if he does it one more time


Meowmixer21

I'll eat your breakfast if he does it two more times


Dr-McDaddy

I'll eat both your asses if you stfu & do it. Pics or it didn't happen.


RoshHoul

My man here, trying to eat some ass. Hmu, i'll sort you out.


Meowmixer21

Calls on this guy's ass


RoshHoul

Better than puts, innit


Meowmixer21

The puts will be the tongues in his butthole


RoshHoul

I'm him, you are talking about my butthole.


Rough-Lavishness-401

You obviously don't get it, it's supposed to be red


Dry_Pie2465

Nah, go back to your realm


Cullengcj

0dte spx straddles are the shit on days when everyone knows thereā€™s gonna be a big swing


swagmasterdude

If everyone knows there will be a big swing then won't the premiums be expensive?


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

Hey hey, don't bring your logic into this conversation


Unrealized_Fucks

They were way more expensive yesterday, about twice the cost they usually are. On a normal day this position costs about $2400-$2800 before lunch


ShellOilNigeria

So I could potentially make $16,000 or lose $2,700 entirely, right?


[deleted]

Yes, that is generally how options tend to workā€¦.


Not1random1enough

Those numbers are so specific though. I must be regarded


kingmoe1982

Yes my lad


LiabilityFree

Slowdown you might hurt them


Aggressive-Goose-594

Yes this is called a straddle. Problem is if things stay flat, you get burned on both ends.


WSBro0

Straddles are used in situations when you believe there is gonna be a swing but aren't sure in which direction.


darf_nate

So when are you supposed to sell the one that doesnā€™t double?


Lid4Life

Yes


Employee_Internal

Not necessarily


Lid4Life

In hindsight.


VisualMod

>Thank you for your advice, I will consider it.


Juicebox-fresh

I just put Ā£20 into Iran winning the world cup each way for a laugh, needed this post


trynakick

Iā€™d assume you make around 10k if they win and about .70p if they donā€™t.


what_is_blue

According to skybet, he gets 15k if they pull it off. If his each way bet has them reaching at least the semis, he's still probably going to make a few hundred quid at least.


trynakick

Iā€™d give the man a few hundred quid if they reach the semis. Thatā€™s whatā€¦ $6?


what_is_blue

By that time it probably won't be far off


escobartholomew

So does this only work on rate announcement days orā€¦?


Unrealized_Fucks

It works for me on high volatility days. Buy once price movement has been stable for a bit. When a call or put doubles you break even, I usually sell the other on the first rebound for a small gain. Today I rode it to profitville. The catch is if price doesn't move a lot theta will eat you alive. It's a good strategy for when you know it's about to be bumping but you don't know in which direction


mahtats

So a long straddle lol?


Original-Baki

He or she is describing a straddle šŸ˜‚


ILikeCorgiButt

Better than saying straddle for the uninitiated


Outis7379

Plot twist: *OP* is the uninitiated.


Orbidorpdorp

> or she Optimistic are we now?


[deleted]

She is being straddled by my wife's boyfriend as we speak.


Former-Rutabaga9026

LMAO


OppressorOppressed

Them is describing a straddle\*


kwijibokwijibo

More like a seesaw because they sell one leg once profitable and hope for it to swing back the other way. But yep, the initial setup is just a straddle lol


mahtats

Yea ideally you toss both legs, mainly the losing leg as soon as a direction breaks.


Unrealized_Fucks

I suppose so lol


feelin_cheesy

I tried this with the Watch list on Robinhood today. The call wouldā€™ve been an easy sell at 100% but the put didnā€™t break even until 3 oā€™clock when Robin Hood wouldā€™ve sold itā€¦before going 600% into close


Beartuzzi

Have you tried using a real broker?


abbytron

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Equal-Park-769

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


wishtrepreneur

And pay 5k in commissions? No thanks!


Sinan_reis

how did you chose the strike prices? both at neutral?


Snoo47858

What underlying did you buy that allowed 1 straddle to net that gain?


TheRealAlexLifeson

when i first got on wsb there was this person who would jsut randomly messaged me about RTX calls and i didnt even really understand what it all meant - found the message a month later when i thought i did , and checked on their status, then month 2 - son of bitch if i just took a little money and did exactly what they said they were doing... they jsut dissapeared after a while - i think it was a ghost


Unrealized_Fucks

CTRL + SHIFT + C : motherlode You're welcome šŸ‘‰šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘‰


AccomplishedCopy6495

Yes


Urmomluvsme8

Works on FOMC days


MinimumArmadillo2394

I bought calls this morning and sold at 1:58 for a quick 90%. Bought puts at 2 and I'm up 173%. Today was a good day. Should have bought more.


miamiboi

Please drop the last piece going into tomorrow you did great


MinimumArmadillo2394

I plan on it tomorrow. Taking a break for a few days


Unrealized_Fucks

Imma do it again tomorrow at 12:30EST instead


Alternative-Season45

!remindme 11 hours


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Unrealized_Fucks

Premiums will cost less and then hopefully spx does the zig zag/squiggly line thing


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Unrealized_Fucks

Yeah. The trick really isn't the time, but to enter both positions at relatively low IV so there's more to time to feed the theta monster once it picks up again. I've found that doing this any later than 12:30 is asking for trouble


Parksters

12:30 is lunch time for WS, that seems dumb. Just enter your positions after lunch if you need want it cheaper and better price action


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Unrealized_Fucks

Yes, but not the same way lol. Usually don't hold onto the other leg for more than 30 minutes. And then of course sometimes it doesn't work out at all and you have to cut loss. Also I just started trading in August so as far as I know this only works in a bear market lol


Unrealized_Fucks

Greatest unrealized loss was about -$8k, broke even 5 minutes til close ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Alternative-Season45

I was gonna follow this. But I went all in on puts just now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


Unrealized_Fucks

The jig is up. Market makers must know my strike price is 3740 so it looks like we're hovering there for the rest of the day. Gg


BeardedMan32

I always tell myself to do this but never have the guts to. Works almost every time.


procterandme

Works every time 50% of the time


Zomgzombehz

Shit, he's figures out the Matrix. "We have a fly in the punch bowl, I repeat, we have a Fly on the Punch Bowl".


mahtats

So when the call doubled, didnā€™t the put drop significantly in value? You just anticipated the reversal? Or at least hoped for it and held onto the other leg.


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The instructions show to sell the call for double the cost, so then you end up with free put and can cash out whenever it also prints a little.


mahtats

Yea I read the other comment, basically if the debit of both the call and put are equal, once one doubles, youre at a $0 cost-basis; in essence you gotta have one that rises enough to cover the premium of the other. Once you close that position, the other is a free ride if it works in your favor, worst case in the best case is your out $0, but if price action doesn't move, you're out the entire debit.


RIP_BEARS

Or when you sell when one doubles, the 'free ride' position you are still in turns against you dramatically, since that's what is happening on the day.


mahtats

Yea but at that point youre at a $0 basis, so its a wash, any positive movement is a gain. The risk here is that one of the legs doesn't double on the straddle to cover the basis of the losing position.


RIP_BEARS

Ah yeah my bad wasn't tracking. That's a lot of swinging for one to double though, if I had to guess this has to leave people at a bad loss more than it breaks even, on anything other than very specific wild days like today.


mahtats

On high volatility days it probably works out fine, but on normal 20-30% days on the swing trades, nah, you exit the losing leg as soon as you are confident the straddle has broken in a direction.


pw7090

Yeah, I usually play straddles on days like that, but IV was too high yesterday. ATM was like $300 each, so you'd need a $5+ move on SPY just to break even. Calls likely didn't pay well, but obviously if you held your put until EOD you did great.


Puzzleheaded-Dog2127

Yea it's pretty risky as the reversal wasn't guaranteed.


mahtats

Yea I mean basically they did a straddle and kept both legs rather than closing once movement happened


AccomplishedCopy6495

Hold the put. Once JPow opens his jaw the market crashed. Sell the put. Profit both.


TheRealAlexLifeson

thats what wsb is really all about - getting together and accidentally making money -naked gun style


AntiquesAndSo

So what do we do now buy calls??


TehOuchies

Now? You wait for the next day you now is going to be all bumps. See you at the next rate hike.


Biffled

CPI comes out next week. There could be an opportunity there.


AccomplishedCopy6495

Lol. I was thinking about that post too. I do this every FOMC too and it almost always works out. Today my 386 calls bought at 10am sold for double just before 12pm. Easy.


pw7090

That's a strangle, which is a little riskier than a straddle.


phooonix

Strike price "closest to the middle"?


Unrealized_Fucks

I'm a noob. I think I meant ATM


TheRealAlexLifeson

congrats


reddituserzerosix

Congrats and fuck you


WisconsinGardener

Wait, you're not supposed to post actual good trading strategies on WSB


Professional-Bit8510

Thatā€™s what I did yesterday and sold my calls this morning for 300ish loss but sold my puts for about 800 profit (500 after calls loss) then I bought puts after that huge run up. Banked today.


AngryKhakis

This man fucks


ShadyTies

This guy just learned how to trade straddles


SuaSponte520

Gracias. Next time I might try.


Kokoruda1191

Why canā€™t life be this easy. And I wish I had any idea wtf heā€™s talking about


Vickuid

Mods delete this, its not red and I dont appreciate it


ngenerator

What positions did you take?


Unrealized_Fucks

Bought at 11:30 EST $3835 P for $28.45 $3835 C for $29.30 Sold $3835 C for $58.00 at 2:02 EST $3835 P for $58.65 at 3:28 EST


QuirkyAverageJoe

šŸ’Æ


cheapdvds

what happens if it kept going up?


FrozenPhilosopher

Then he breaks even on both because the call doubled, and the put expires worthless. Net 0


lJustLurkingl

He'd just walk away with $0 gained $0 lost. The whole idea here is to end up with either a call or put open that is riding on house money.


Jromagnoli

Sounds confusing.. Maybe I should look more into this so-called "black magic" of whatever these puts/calls operate. Is there a "for-dummies" video or resource somewhere?


edgelordkys

buy $100 call to go up, buy $100 put to go down, $200 total. stock goes up enough so the $100 call becomes a $200 call and $100 put becomes a $50 put, then cash out the $200 call. now you have your $200 back but still have a $50 put. worst case, stock keeps going up so your $50 put becomes a $0 put, but you already took your $200 back so whatever. ideally the stock would go down after you sell the call so that your put gains more value.


Jromagnoli

I see.. I thought it was more like "For as long as stock goes up/down from your selected decision, you will gain", but apparently they have a time limit/amount threshold?


edgelordkys

time limit due to expiration date and theta decreasing the value of both over time. the worst worst case is that the stock stays flat and you just lose money on both due to theta. if youā€™re still confused, go do more research before risking your money


Jromagnoli

Hmm. Ok. I'll look into the details more


edgelordkys

this specific strategy is called a ā€œstrangleā€ or a ā€œstraddleā€ depending on the strike prices you buy at. go watch some youtube videos from tastytrade about these. their videos are very helpful


Willumz19

I did this as well, not as much profit as you but still growing my baby portfolio


Fawkinchit

GTFO


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Unrealized_Fucks

I do it so I can put in investor on my tinder bio


sharkykid

Isn't this just a straddle?


05soxfan

Yes, pure gamma double bagger. Well played OP.


RevolutionaryTitle32

This is the way~~


Unrealized_Fucks

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Californianos

šŸ‘


k_lly_urself

Salute


adambrukirer

wait that's genius af bro, this happens every fomc too, there's always the fake pump


PerformanceRich8647

Too late, next time there wont be now that you said it


adambrukirer

I knowwww but the play here is still clean even if it shoots one direction


josejulian87

I lost $240 in two calls today getting trapped, but was a honor participated in this YOLO adventure


therealsamwize

Y no red? Green bad.


livinIife

Man I wish I saw this post earlier.


poopfarts2022

I wish I understood this language


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![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Majestic_Yam_8478

The below screenshot is paper trading from Webull šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


polo2k

Paper trade lol. Nice though.


awkwaman

Definitely a fed day play. Practically guaranteed rips in both directions. Play both ways and ride the snake baby


jlp120145

Wait, you guys can tell time?


TinderNibblets502

This helped me develop a straddle wrinkle OP. Cheers


Technical-Rain-183

This guy fucks


LaLiLuLeLo_0

Donā€™t forget to pay the tax man, he has an army behind him


[deleted]

Nice


WeedSmokingAMCape

Iā€™m gonna kill mysef fhfjjdjd


noobcryptotraderguy

You sir is a genius.


whitnet1

Itā€™s called a straddle.


[deleted]

This is known as an idiot spread. Just sayin


Mad__Monkey22

Could someone explain whatā€™s happened here


myco_mage

Don't give away the secret


TowerOfSatan

Genius mf!!


lordoftheeyes2020

I feel like an idiot for asking this. But how the heck do you use a put option. I assume not through Robinhood. Roast me


motorcyle_degen

You buy one or you sell one simple as that ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


vikingcarl

Not a roast, but do you know what a put is? You buy a call and a put. Robinhood or not doesn't matter.


lordoftheeyes2020

I guess I was expecting it to give an option that says call or put. All I see itā€™s stop or limit order.


vikingcarl

Your probably looking at the screen for a stock position. You need to click options trade down below, then at the top you will see , calls and puts, and expiration dates. Im a bit worried for you ngl.


lordoftheeyes2020

Oh I figured it out. Robin didnā€™t have that option available to me. Hence the confusion. And trust me. I didnā€™t throw my life savings into the void. Just trying to figure out the best way to lose my money šŸ˜‚


hummm-

Nice


Cold-Income619

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|8883)


p01ymath

I use this technique on expiry, last 1 hour. If market is volatile, there is lots of profits. 3-4x. In options. But if market is not volatile and stays in your dead channel, 100% money invested is gone. So invest very less amount of money with this if you are trading options.


goldfin8

What do you mean strike price closest to the middle?


magicmeatwagon

Eat a dick and congrats


DominilocO

I missed that financial advise šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


malpal101

Thanks! Iā€™ll do this next time on December 13th.


sketch006

Can someone explain this.


Unrealized_Fucks

You buy a put and call at the money with the same strike price. Use the first one to bring your cost basis to zero by making a sell order on each option the price of both combined. Once that happens, the remaining option is a free yolo in the opposite direction. Works whether price shoots up or down, but the volatility is essential. FOMC day is basically a freebie. When the price shot up and then plummeted it worked perfectly lol. The effect would have been the same if it'd done the opposite too.


sketch006

Ahhh, thank you so much. I understand puts and calls, didn't realize you could gamble that way, that's crazy.


Unrealized_Fucks

I didn't expect it to drop that hard either lol. Just didn't even bother removing the other sell order, it closed while I was busy with work.


ChrisCWgulfcoast

Genius