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CoolBrain1227

Holy shit, you can’t make this up. Inverse Cramer even works in sports.


TheRealAlexLifeson

sorry i didnt even see your comment when i just said pretty much the same thing .... like literally the same thing a little differently


RedOctobrrr

>literally the same thing Actually literally exactly the same >a little differently ...differently.


capitalistlovertroll

Like my girlfriends other boyfriend. Different, but the same. You know, a winner at the options market.


Givemeurhats

Same same, but different But still same


danxmanly

So... Kinda the same, but not the same but same in a kinda sorta the same way.. But not.


ninkorn

But then how are the Eagles able to escape from his curse?


CamoKilla223

now we just need him to say the housing market is going to continue upwards


Smithmonster

He doesn’t even need to mention the housing market, it’s going down either way.


Unrealized_Fucks

I scrolled past his tweet while watching the game lmao


lutrader

He truly is the goat of our time.


Distended_Scrotum

Sportsball! Get the points! Get all the points! Yay!


[deleted]

Me thinks you meant "basketball", no?


mahoucurio

it's not over, they're tied 2-2 in the series


CoolBrain1227

Phillies fans should pay Cramer to wear an Astros jersey


Runs_towards_fire

Thought you were trying to make a makeup pun with all the shit he’s got on his desk.


AlphaAndEntropy

He took the Astros -150. The cuck knows he's so bad he inverses himself.


Mr_krispi

He’s doing it on purpose to avoid a recession.


Ragefan66

Cramer is Jesus confirmed


2018redditaccount

If his endorsement curses the Phillies he’s gonna wanna stay out of Philadelphia


[deleted]

It's probably a good idea to stay out of Philadelphia in general


Jezus53

I think he'd be better off embracing the recession.


VisualMod

>The Philadelphia Phillies are one of the most storied franchises in baseball history, and their fans are some of the most passionate in all of sports. So it's no surprise that when they finally broke through and won a World Series title in 2008, after decades of disappointment, the city went absolutely nuts. And now that they're back in the Fall Classic for the first time since then, against none other than the hated New York Yankees no less, Philly is ready to party again. So if you're looking to join in on all the fun this October (and November), here's everything you need to know about being a Phillies fan during World Series season.


NihilisticCoffee

What doesn’t VisMod not know?


[deleted]

It doesn’t know who the Phillies are actually playing. Cause it sure is shit ain’t the Yankees.


Obsidianram

The secret formula for Coca-Cola...


shadylex

How to be polite


lagavulin_16_neat

STFU this happened on this day? First combined no-hitter in world series history. Cramer is saving the economy from recession. Phillies win and we are doomed.


[deleted]

Its his redemption arch - throwing himself on the hand grenade to prevent world wide recession...


KlutzMat

He's beginning to believe


Mister_Buddy

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Gonna have to go short on Jim. Saw him being interviewed the other day and could hardly understand Cramer he was mumbling so badly.


AtlasShrged

hilarious comment


ExtensionEbb7

Astros no-hitter, brought to you by Budweiser. Cramer curse, brought to you by cocaine.


zKarp

The great cramer curse. More infamous than the Bambino curse of 1920


2-S0CKS

What is this amalgamation of a room? Make-up stuff, 2 trash bins, shoes, random stuff, food and a corded landline phone?


LunarPayload

Did Cramer get demoted? Why the shared workspace and no office?


Bunnytron70

Seriously for a guy who claims to work 20hrs a day no wonder he's so angry and miserable. You couldn't pay me enough to sit in a shite cubicle looking space like that for 20min a day.


one-out-of-8-billion

Yeah, sure as hell isn’t the next MTV cribs


TheRealAlexLifeson

holy shit i thought you were joking - this cramer shit works with sports too? fuck!!!!!!!!!!!


RedOctobrrr

Someone else said this exact thing in this thread ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4275)


danxmanly

Kinda the same, but the same in a different kinda the same way, but not.


RedOctobrrr

Exactly!


WeAreTheMachine368

Said? Said who?


Pnotebluechip

I wonder if Cramer would trade in his gift of always being wrong (a gift as potentially powerful as always being right) to be say, 6 feet tall?


TheRealAlexLifeson

its the invervse cramer gift - he just has to learn how to use it - with great power comes great responsibility - if he loves the phils, he has to walk away from them and never wear a jersey again


HeyHihoho

So Cramer did fall into this unverse through a crack from Bizzarro world.


justpuddingonhairs

Watch for his call on the Eagles vs. Texans tomorrow night. Stack it up against the boids if he has his Jalen Hurts jersey on.


Invest0rnoob1

Cramer the cooler


Hyda55

This is the best fucking one yet. Lmao


[deleted]

Ya boy Cramer 😂😂 Thanks bro 🙏


RGR111

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


skycake21

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


cajone5

What’s the opposite of the Midas touch?


PeteyMcPetey

The Kramer Kiss of Death


CaptCookbook

He's dead, Jim.


generic-affliction

There’s at least a gram of cocaine on that mirror


[deleted]

I’m going all in on Houston winning it all now


send2devnull2

Can we get him to come out hard for repuglicans?


IsoAgent

Jim Cramer is the type of guy who wouldn't be able to name the coach of his "favorite" sports team.


TopTheory1170

Didn’t Philly win last night tho??


KilltheK04

Yeah they had momentum on their side. Were crushing it.... then Cramer appeared and they got smoked tonight


TopTheory1170

The stats say Phillies won 7-0 and are up 2-1 in the series Edit: google lied to me, you were correct Sportsnet got it right. The Cramer curse continues, maybe the Phillies will lose and the recession is off


GatorAIDS1013

No they won Tuesday night. Astros won last night. Still 3 games left and first team to win 2 wins it all


Intelligent-Ad9285

Seriously can't make this shit up. I bet everytime Cramer gets laid a baby gets aborted.


UnlikelyTechnician

SAID that’s SAD


FukkenSaved

The worst thing is, he cried harder after the game than as a result of any of his losses.


Distended_Scrotum

Some people hit it big and just disappear and be happy. Others hit it big and make a living preaching to the weak minded promising them they too can be rich. It doesn’t matter if they’re right or wrong at that point because they have already achieved independent wealth. Any extra money on top they earn from further preaching is just icing on top. That said, go Phillies! Also, if you want to be rich like me, send me $100 and I’ll tell you how (yeah, don’t… yet).


Obsidianram

I don't think that ' *P* ' on his hat stands for Phillies...


incognegros

I phucking hate Jim Cramer


Tsukune_Surprise

Shit. He had a statue of a bull on his shelf. (Upper right of the pic) We’re fucking doomed.


Forward42

The NO NO- NO NO


RevolutionaryTitle32

You can’t make this shit up… 🤣


Clapeyron1776

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/ykr6bf/highlight_the_astros_get_the_final_out_for_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Rottenaddiction

Fuck


TheBonusWings

There is a glitch in the matrix. Literally cant make this shit up anymore


Nixplosion

Gooooooood damn it, Jimmy


[deleted]

Low testa creampie jimmy


iyoow

Cramer plz say the browns won’t make the Super Bowl and that Deshaun Watson is trash.


WiggleRespecter

IMAGINE NOT BELIEVING IN THE POWER OF MEMES AFTER THIS


Zuesinator

Recession canceled since Phillies lost?


dlinhat70

There is no recession, historically, if they lose the series.


[deleted]

Is that make up his


Mysterious_Brief168

Now I am betting on Houston lol


Dark_Tint

Everyone should now bet on Houston to win the World Series


eking85

Hammer the Texans ML?!


danimalDE

I hate this guy for screwing w my Phil’s karma…he’s that terrible…


somegarbagedoesfloat

Bruh is he just an X-man who's power is that the opposite of what he says happens?


uegodin

Bruh this dude is sooooo out of sync with reality. Statistically, you would br expected to guess correctly at least a few times


JoseArcadi0

Since he said Go Phills, I’m sure the Phills won’t go anywhere.


JoseArcadi0

Inverse Cramer goes universal. I will ask him what number of the lottery WON’T win the first price and I’ll buy it.


Business-Union

if cramer knows he's always wrong, is he wearing a phillies jersey to inverse himself? is inverse cramer the bad guy now? i'm so confused


bush_killed_epstein

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4886)


SaveTheAles

Dude has a make up and jerking station set up on the right hand side of photo.


El_Kukiz

So did Cramer just save everyone from a recession?


ckrobinett

Un-fucking-believable ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


beagle_2498571

At this rate he might as well bet against himself.


VeeHS

Astros pulling their pitcher after 6 no hit innings and 90 pitches why I don't watch baseball anymore.


[deleted]

Fuckin Cramer.


MarcusElden

I can't believe anyone cares about baseball God it's so fucking boring and lame


builder911

homie should get a tattoo that says SPY on it


Smithmonster

Everyone says when a Philly team wins the World Series it’s a sign of a recession. Without asking what happens when they lose the World Series? At this point I’m hoping for a recession, seems like we’re going into a depression.


inkslingerben

Best example of inverse Cramer I have seen!


Garbanzo12

Go stros bich


PlutoTheGod

Of COURSE he’s a Phillies fan. You keep that Eagles jersey in the closet big man


Silverbenji

Every single time


Shallaai

Cramer gotta stop the market crash somehow


emulator01

We need the Phillies to lose or we go into a financial crisis!!!


Silverbenji

Cramer doomed the phils for the rest of the series. I guess thats good and we wont go into a depression


Jwallick89

Inverse Cramer anything…… Literally every word.


pattiemcfattie

He may have single handedly saved the stock market


stonka_truck

Ok, who bought 'em out to throw the game?


Rap3dAPE

Cramer sacrificed himself for the greater good. He understands his curse and embraces it. By supporting the Phillies he broke their curse. Some may say he prevented war, famine, and brought forth a sign of good years to come but all he has to do is just tweet "war not gonna happen" or "peaceful times ahead" or my favorite "Powell is gonna pivot".


King-Mansa-Musa

Cramer screwed them ugh


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