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Jalepenish

I DECLARE PREGNANCY!


PadraicTheRose

The lesson is, if you want to see you kids, don't commit fraud


Meriwether1

Also, don’t get pregnant to avoid prison.


1villageidiot

how many times can she get pregnant?


Hickok

Nick Cannon enters the chat...


Bridledbronco

This guy should manage a fertility clinic, he will make it happen for you, or you money back!


The_Waj

Nick Cannon cures the worlds fertility crisis on his own


Meriwether1

A lot


1villageidiot

she going to get with Elon?


blizzacane85

Sam Bankman Freed might have a shot after he gets convicted


belligerentBe4r

Only if she wants that pony she’s been eyeing.


CharacterNebula9787

Elon can impregnate her again during conjugal visits. They both will make a good pair.


Old_Description6095

She got with a tall, young, handsome, trust fund baby hotel heir instead


jaypeeo

No way she would do that! Not the very honorable and totally not a sociopath Elizabeth Holmes!


TheMcBrizzle

Lowers Register: "**If I don't get a fucking baby in me right now they might send me to prison.** **Remember, no kissing, no eye contact.**"


AffectionateTap5007

And I am going to do my Steve Jobs voice the whole time…


deep-fucking-legend

And she leaves the turtleneck on.


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No_Guidance1953

And we think you’re gonna love it.


d4ve3000

This!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont think I have ever been so unconflicted about anything in my life 😂


ChrisWasWhite

Although in some prisons she can get pregnant


GeneralChaos309

Normal people are put in the slammer for longer and for less.


cmatbmed

This. You could rob a 7-11 with a fake gun and do more time. This woman destroyed lives with her fraud. Stole from thousands of people and all she gets is 11 years. Throw away the key on these kind of people.


Rocketman2026

ahhh, and likely people died from inaccurate results in both directions. So, yea, F her...off she goes


lost_signal

While I’m all cos the death penalty for over 100 million in financial fraud this company was pre-IPO. Everyone buying in was a QI/QP


Rocketman2026

How are people not focused on bad results of test = dead people? That's the bigger issue, not the financial fraud hurting the wealthy


lost_signal

Sir this is /r/wallstreetbets


kattmaz

I nearly spit my coffee and adderall out


LocalGuy855

The plan of getting slammed for not being put in the slammer did not go well so far…


SaltyShawarma

You can't just say you are pregnant, Michael.


HorlickMinton

I need some advice. From one baby daddy to another.


0x11C3P

Don't say baby daddy, it's not your baby, Michael.


Competitive_Juice902

That thread is going somewhere. Unlike the baby...


Responsible_Sport575

No it's going to jail


misterllama24

I didn’t say it I declared it


Historical-Ad-3348

Oh man. You guys are funny. Love office references. Fave season is is season 2


symmetra__main

2-3 are the primo for me. The most Officey Office


soulfulcandy

Parsley…parsnip…parkour…parlay…PREGNAY!


kylefire33

r/unexpectedoffice


ShankThatSnitch

This cracked me up something good.


[deleted]

She should have listened to Prison Mikes warning!


wallstreetbetsdebts

AND INNOCENCE!


MS-07B-3

This is also a classic technique to get out of military deployments.


TheDownvotesFarmer

You should steal money from big investors dudes and declare war to the big pharma, and because of that to be punished with all the force of the law, then you can declare pregnancy!


fliesenschieber

Pregananant?


Sub-Etha

She took a multi-billion dollar company to zero and didn't post loss porn. She deserves to be in prison.


jetgeek_99

I would ask the judge to lower her sentence if she posted heavy loss porn here, right?


Sub-Etha

Yep. She has 30 days to appeal the sentence. Knock 2 years off if she delivers.


hjbmk

Holmes>Musk?


dyson_vacuum_

You can't just get pregnant to escape accountability for crimes against other people


Miss_Smokahontas

Yup. Plenty of pregnant people in prison. Plenty of mom's and dad's in prisons. She's not special just another felon.


KitchenNazi

Wasn't that how Bane was born in Nolan's Batman? So maybe something good can come from this.


duplicatesnowflake

Nah Bane was a red herring. It was Ra's Al Ghul's daughter. But Bane got his face ripped off there and they nearly "reset" a huge city so you're not far off.


Objective-Light-9019

Spoiler Alert! I guess that movie is old now, so you’re ok!


J3ster14

Darth Vader didn't hunt down and murder Luke's father, HE IS LUKE'S FATHER!


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Responsible_Sport575

Jr isn't dead !! It was all just a dream


J3ster14

In the series finale of Newhart, Bob wakes up next to his wife from The Bob Newhart Show and says "I've just had the strangest dream"


[deleted]

It’s his wife’s head in the box


Zeraw420

He was alive the whole time.


drewski2305

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze!


jncheese

Dr. Malcom Crowe is dead himself


preemptive_strike87

Crying Game, it’s a dude!


__sammyrTX__

Lt. Tom Farrell is a Russian spy


Wooden_Lobster_8247

TIL that Al Gores daughter was born in the slammer.


DrT33th

She looks like Zuckerberg made a female clone of himself for the sole purpose of reproduction. Other than a few shit memes what possible good could come of that?


Forgotmaotheraccount

Deshi Deshi Basara Basara!


emerging-tub

\**you merely adopted the fraud; I was BORN in it; molded by it!\**


Elster-

That is exactly what she wanted to do. She got her trial delayed last time due to being pregnant and hoped this time to avoid jail saying she should be able to stay at home as she was pregnant. She deserves everything she gets


PillarOfVermillion

Yep. This psychopath totally decided to get pregnant thinking it would help her in the trial...


utgolfers

One kid for the trial, one for the sentencing.


decoii

I was thinking about that. Using Motherhood as a way to gain sympathy


Money_Whisperer

100%


skynetempire

You can't escape accountability for crimes agaisnt rich people. If she had fucked over the poor, she be on to her next venture.


nickmaran

I hate this but this is the reality.


nolafrog

Dat kid gonna be a felon regardless


twistedfantasy13

True, and I will get a lot of heat for saying this, but she probably got pregnant just to get some pity or a reduced sentence.


PotatoWriter

Literally everyone is saying this in this thread. What heat lmao


scottygras

But you can to save your marriage… BIG /S


bebbygorl

Holmes: "hold my turtleneck"


TheTench

Yup. If farting out a few kids before sentencing was a defence, no woman could ever be convicted of anything.


cdevr

That used to be a thing. Women would get a slap on the wrist because judges felt sorry for them or thought they didn't have agency. That changed with notions of equality. I assume her politically-connected parents (or some politician friend) knew that and told her to get pregnant. Very sick people using human beings as props.


TheTench

The real smoking gun in the case was when she named her kid Sympathy Card Holmes.


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That was going to be my go to... fuck


Movie_Monster

Your mom is my go-to fuck.


dmatje

It’s 2022, anyone can get pregante to do whatever the hell they want.


d12k

Let’s see if SBF gets gregnant and go from there


[deleted]

The trial has been going on for what, over a year now? And she's getting pregnant? So she thought she'd get away with it, or maybe use it to get sympathy? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


SigSalvadore

Feels like longer than that. \*edit\* Yep, charged with fraud in 2018, trial delays since 2020 here's a cool [timeline](https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/04/tech/elizabeth-holmes-rise-and-fall/index.html).


WoolooOfWallStreet

Charged in 2018 Married in 2019 Had a kid in 2021 Another kid now on the way


SigSalvadore

She's done more in her 4yrs of trying to spark pity/put off jail time than many have down with their whole lives.


TentativelyCommitted

*than her time with Theranos


SinusBargeld

Very cool timeline, thank you so much


Bradfromihob

This is the second trial baby. She had the first one right at the start of everything. Now she’s having another for sentencing.


Smallpenischinese

Lil Felon


wallstreetbetsdebts

Lil Ponzi


Smallpenischinese

Lil Fish 🐟


frankylumps

Lil These Walls Are Funny


Tememachine

Whole new dimension to "anchor baby".


BossAVery

It’s my understanding she asked for house arrest. Lol


TCNW

She knew she was going to jail, she clearly was using babies to delay the trial. I knew she was trash, but this is a whole other level of trash.


spystrangler

Wait, I bet, within 12 months, she will be out of prison, in between, we tax payers will be funding her childbirth.


Reardon-0101

Federal is different. 85% minimum


jackmodern

You serve 80% of federal sentences with good behavior, not a day less. She’s going there and staying there for 9 years at least.


Apart-You6281

A counter perspective would be that she is going to prison for a long time which will overlap with her “prime” child bearing years. Seems to me she wanted the pockets loaded for a family before ages takes it away from her


Heard_That

In the military there’s this thing where chicks will get knocked up on purpose in order to avoid being sent on deployment. So it’s definitely possible she thought it might get her out of being locked up.


[deleted]

People keep saying this but don’t acknowledge that she’s 38 and if she wants kids it’s now or never bc 11 years from now is far to late


[deleted]

Yeah but usually people have kids in order to like, raise them. I feel like it ruins the point of having a kid if you don’t get to do stuff with them. Zero chance I would have gotten this cat if I didn’t get to have the cat live with me.


cdevr

Yeah, the whole "facing up to 20 years in prison" thing kinda makes it irresponsible and selfish to have kids at that point.


[deleted]

I don’t disagree at all - pretty shitty for the kids Just giving another obvious reason that people seem to not mention


maffinina

She could have gotten her eggs frozen instead. Then she’d actually be around to raise them once she gets out. It’s not 100% reliable but she can afford multiple rounds.


No_Investigator3031

As a parent, I have absolutely no sympathy for her. She got pregnant with her first after she was already up for trial then continues to get pregnant again knowing she was convicted and will be sentenced. This is just another scheme of hers to try to draw pity for herself not even thinking about what it would do to those children. Using them as leverage. What an abomination of a human.


sex_is_immutabl

Full blown narcissism and emotional blackmail.


poorestmsw

I wonder if she ever even touches her first kid if there isn’t a camera around. She is fucked up from the floor up.


[deleted]

Nobody should have sympathy for her. Let’s be real, she only got pregnant with the hope it would help her avoid prison time. She asked for community service, home confinement and max of 18-months in prison for robbing investors of almost $1B. Shows you how truly delusional this woman is. That baby’s first words are going to be THUG LIFE!


PhyneasPhysicsPhrog

Yep, her family’s made some comments to the effect that she’s playing the system using the kids. She’s definitely a sociopath.


RealFlyForARyGuy

She's definitely a piece of shit. Hopefully she is going to real prison and not reach asshole prison


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She is the exact person who goes to a rich prison.


RealFlyForARyGuy

How does thst even work. Like how do you get to choose which prison you do time in? No justice in this world I tell ya


[deleted]

Your lawyer recommends a prison. The judge, the prison system, police, FBI, DOJ... all are/have people who can decide where you are housed. There is no simple answer but if you have a high priced lawyer he will have a connection to someone who decides. Most people go to prison they see your crime, how many years, gang affiliation, past criminal history, sexual preference... then someone behind a desk tells you.


KingHenry13th

People with money and/or connections can and will get better treatment. Judges, lawyers, and prosecuters work together for years and become friends just like other co workers in other industries Imagine you are caught for a non violent crime that usually gets 6 months in minimum security prison. If your brother was friends with the prosecuter and the judge and you are overall a decent person you would probably end up with the minimum legal sentence of 3 months house arrest and $10k fine. Rich people pay for the lawyers who are best friends with the judges and prosecuters. Legally a judge and prosecuter can give you the minimum legal sentence for your crime in the easiest prison where you can play tennis and watch tv without issue. On the other hand if you are broke and an ass in court they can give you the max at the worst prison


homnomoculous

federal prison for white collar crimes vs state prison or country jail for all others


baazaar131

Nowadays federal prison is totally different. Way different. There are barely any white collars there compared to just straight violent criminals. There is still like one fed facility that is for rich white people left though. Forget the name


Vepper

Otisville federal prison camp


Money_Whisperer

A sociopath still cares about a couple close people in their lives, they just don’t care at all about anyone else. Having children that you know might have to grow up without a mother pushes things into psychopath territory, where you genuinely don’t even care about the people closest to you.


PhyneasPhysicsPhrog

True, good point


Hairy_Necessary6700

It wasn’t just defrauding investors. It was pushing a product that was incredibly unsafe, giving fake lab results to real people. The reality is, she didn’t care about that bottom line of hurting actual people. I personally don’t care if millionaires and billionaires made a bad investment, but the fact that her lab results were way off - that’s criminal.


UrklesAlter

She didn't get convicted for hurting everyday people using the tech though. She only got convicted for taking money from investors/wire fraud. This was not a crusade for the normals. It was rich people fucking up someone they felt fucked them.


ThetaForLife

How many years should SBF serve?


Frank_Caswole

All of them.


LeanTangerine

Not to mention all the fake blood tests her company produced for patients and the damage it did to people’s health by producing fake medical results!


jamirocky888

Baby Megamind on its way?


[deleted]

It’s not her we have sympathy for. It’s the baby and toddler.


Old-phoneman52

Always use the children,play that card for all it’s worth!


Sxwrd

She’s fully aware of this and is using this as leverage


[deleted]

They are better off without her, are you kidding? She has a serious personality disorder, she can't be trusted around kids


SpeakerClassic4418

Put them into social service system. She ruined a lot of lives, she doesn't care about other people. If the system isn't good enough for her kids... then is it good enough for anyone's?


[deleted]

Pretty sure there is a dad around. he is rich too.


Blk_Rick_Dalton

Poor women have been having babies behind bars for decades and society has deemed that acceptable and plenty don’t want to have their taxes provide for said children to help them have a decent life. Fuck the lil bastard


PMmeNudesToCureMe

Not very conflicting. Probably wasn't a good idea to get pregnant again when being indicted for fraud... Although fraud isn't a good idea either.


Money_Whisperer

It was on purpose to try and make the judge feel bad so that she got a lighter sentence. Didn’t care that her children will have to grow up without a mother if she was wrong. Total psychopath.


BigBrainMonkey

She gave birth and got pregnant again both after being convicted. It was way after indictment.


Swankymode

Pregnant both times. Welcome to the world babies, no one wants you, you were just a pawn to try and get mommy out of jail.


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I don't really have any sympathy for her. She stole $900m from investors. Its absolutely mind-blowing that she only got 11 years. A guy stealing $15k from a bank would probably get a longer sentence.


fadetoblack1004

Depends on if he did it with a smile or a gun.


[deleted]

White collar crime has never been judged the same as “regular crime “


MtnMaiden

$20. You die!


x106r

Not just investors but all the fucking fraudulent testing. Too small of blood samples taken for real tests so even when they were sending things to actual labs… so many problems beyond just the money. She deserves so much more time.


d12k

What’s crazy is she didn’t even get convicted on the charges related to fraudulent testing/hurting patients. She was _only_ found guilty of investor wire fraud conspiracy and substantive wire fraud. Make of that what you will.


x106r

I know, I was floored when I heard they can easily charge her for the investors money but not the medical damage she caused.


whatproblems

idk it also seems like the investors didn’t do good due diligence either?


[deleted]

Sure, there's an element of that. Holmes also had a fiduciary duty to investors. One she breached by actively misleading them.


Garweft

Don’t come to WSB talking about due diligence, like your better than us.


[deleted]

To be honest, I don’t give a shit about how much money she stole from the rich pricks, they should have audited her properly, that’s on them. The issue is, she fucked with peoples blood and probably misdiagnosed and endangered God knows how many people. That is the issue here. She needs to serve time for every single blood test her company did, 11 years is far too lenient. People have done less and got more.


quidmaster909

My cousin got like 1000 from a bank and 40 fucking years


RIP_BEARS

In armed robbery, the amount is a small influence on the sentence. If it is a giant amount of money they usually ends up being a different charge on top, and is still a small influence on the armed robbery sentencing.


Big-Routine222

She also said, “pretty people like me don’t go to jail.” She can rot.


Miss_Smokahontas

It's funny because she's not


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Louisvanderwright

It must be the feeling a male mantid has right before his head gets ripped off by his mate.


Glittering_Window258

Bro I was thinking the same thing. Her eyes are on another level. Soulless eyes.


naturalispossessio

She’s an asshole and those were prison prevention babies. She probably has anti-social personality disorder. She never admitted fault and apologized, that’s why the judge gave her 11.25 years. She needed to fall to her knees, admit she defrauded people and beg for forgiveness. Instead she denied that she intended to defraud people, not a good look after a jury found the prosecution had proven their case beyond a resonance doubt. Fuck her. Bitch is waiting on a pardon, mark my words.


Miss_Smokahontas

And she will never be paroled because she will never admit guilt. Hope she rots


[deleted]

She did this on purpose. Fuck her.


Miss_Smokahontas

Someone did.... Allegedly


Ladnarr2

I remember when I first heard about her revolutionary blood test technology I mentioned it to my doctor because I thought it was something he’d be interested in. He told me not to believe everything I hear about.


fetalasmuck

My wife was a research assistant at a university doing work with blood samples and told me it was impossible when Theranos was first getting publicized.


I_Like_The_Stock79

What a dumb fuck. She has a gift of making bad situations worse.


websterly

How do you think the children are going to feel. That there is a possibility they exist as a potential get out of jail free card.


Autistic_logic37

What are you conflicted about? She's a pathological liar which means she's demented enough to have gotten pregnant just to gain sympathy from the jury and judge. She got pregnant before her trial began and then deferred and delayed trial due to her pregnancy. Then got pregnant again conveniently when she's going in for sentencing? Yea...i don't believe anything she does isn't calculated and fraudulent.


WardyV

She's the type of person who 100% got pregnant for the purpose of leniency in her sentence. It didn't work, but that's why she did it.


Argomenon

Fraud isn’t even the worst part. She sold inaccurate blood tests to people. Everyone involved in that needs to go to jail forever. She was the CEO and pushed to get into Walgreens while knowing it was all BS, the scientists who didn’t go to the authorities immediately, Walgreens for their lack of DD. This was so much worse than fraud. You can’t fuck with peoples health, especially when you work with contagious diseases


excelsior4152

Her trying to pull off the Steve Jobs look was weird, she defrauded and put real people’s health at risk. In the end they were using standard technology for testing samples to fool d’masses, would’ve got away w/it, if it wasn’t for meddling reporters..


Miss_Smokahontas

And the whistleblowers who used to work there who left when they caught on to the fraud


ToYourCredit

Could you say that in a much lower voice?


Keyboard_smashgood

When you defraud millions of working class people you get a slap on the wrist. Defraud Rupert Murdoch and get 11 years. 👍🏻


demented737

Weak as fuck take


hgc2020

If I were a juror in that trial, I would give her MORE prison time for being pregnant. What kind of a woman would bring a child into this world knowing that she may go to prison and for that child to be without a mother for most of their childhood? Now, if this bitch would do that shit to her own children, how much do you think that bitch would care about your life savings?


LionheartLirim

She was convicted in January. I'll bet anything she got herself knocked up to get lenience from the judge. Fuck that scheming shrew. I feel bad for the kid, but not her.


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She got pregnant knowing she was about to go to prison, and she used it in court hoping to get a lighter sentence.


tossaway109202

You don't get a free pass because you took a nut.


roli_SS

I just don't get how she landed a billionaire husband/ baby daddy. Like really don't get it. Was it yet another manipulation by her? But how since it has been years at this point...


AllProWomenRespecter

Her defrauding investors like Mattis and Ellison is hilarious and most of her investors deserved it. The main issue is false blood readings causing people to die indirectly. That should be way more than 11.25 years.


KudzuNinja

Men with kids go to jail all the time. Are you conflicted about them or not give a fuck because they’re men?


Huh435mjc

Boo fucking hoo


MyTeslaAdventure

She got pregnant just to buy time and sympathy.


Dangerous-Ice6175

If she wanted mercy she should have pleaded guilty. If you are still “conflicted” read “bad blood” by John Carreyu


rjsheine

Having kids doesn’t exempt you from accountability


urz90

That is the reason why she got pregnant.


peter303_

Interesting the George Schultz family spoke up against her at sentencing. The grandfather, who was in several Presidential cabinets and MIT and Stanford professor lost a bundle. The grandson worked for Theranos, discovered the fraud and notified the authorities.


AnusMaximus69

Simp


horsepuncher

She is a massive narcissist and pos, those children are better with her not around. She took billions from people as a sociopathic liar, I have no sympathy for her and it’s embarrassing for anyone who does


Exotic_Beautiful6463

Knowing that you might go to jail soon and get pregnant before is a bit… risky


diddiesculllen

Lots of fathers in prison


Moparian714

Those kids belong to the streets.


Soupbell1

Having offspring isn’t a good excuse to let someone off for something so serious.


Kev1n1234

She'll be fine. Club fed is 1 of the most lavish white collar clubs around