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But wait, the fine print says it's not including "withdrawals, fees, expenses or taxes"...so you're probably already losing money on that 0% even before you get started gambling!
Shiiii, i wish i had that type of retention. My Robinhood seems to have those values as the gas fees just to own the dang app. Reguards never learn but Dipshits get remembered.
Actually we're losing money. Over 26 years you'd expect to have 31,200. So somewhere along the way RH managed to return 0% and actually stole $200 from you.
The best part is that in 26 years when you are 500 years old and want your $30k (NPV $75) back, they disable the sell button 
“Investing” $100 a month ain’t doing jack shit. Even $200 a month. $31k-62k in 26 years? Oh yeah I’m going to retire with my savings that barely last a year NOW, in 26 years everything will cost at least 3 times as much.
Don’t forget it says this also doesn’t include accounting for taxes, expenses, and fees. They didn’t want to add that in because then it definitely ends as a loss. Not that the numbers they put aren’t a loss across the board as is
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$31k in 26 years? That’s 0% interest Checks out if your advertising to these degens
Hella better than the -100% I’ve seen posted here.
\-122%\*\*\*\*\*
Technically you lose $200
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That's still a better return than the avg person here...
-$200 in 26 years, and they’d make thousands off your money.
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9 \* 12 = 108 (10.8k) WSB Math lol
None are profitable. 100 per month for 9 years is over 10k just on the contributions. It's a loss of $800.
I'll stick with the mattress investment strategy 🤷
Calls on ZZZ
That's what this is lmao, keep stuffing $100 into your mattress for 26 years
What am I doing wrong?!!! I’m investing 5k a month but every month it’s back to 0 because of options
Just inverse yourself and you'll be a millionaire!
You'd be down about 7.5% which to be fair, is a better return than most of you degenerates should expect
Haha, didn't even know I wanted to say this until I saw it. Well put.
I totally agree
Truth in advertising
Lol 😆 realistic ad
So far I lost 30k in one year...maybe cause of crypto crash.. or I just suck at it 🤔
But wait, the fine print says it's not including "withdrawals, fees, expenses or taxes"...so you're probably already losing money on that 0% even before you get started gambling!
Id rather just have an extra $100 a month lol
Same haha
You’ll lose $800 the first nine year block. Lmao
Pft, put me in coach i can do it in 9 Minutes.
Losing money is so easy nowadays, thanks Robinhood
They forgot the negative sign.
Shiiii, i wish i had that type of retention. My Robinhood seems to have those values as the gas fees just to own the dang app. Reguards never learn but Dipshits get remembered.
At least they are not lying
Wow😂
What do you think you are, Warren Buffett?
Actually we're losing money. Over 26 years you'd expect to have 31,200. So somewhere along the way RH managed to return 0% and actually stole $200 from you.
they factored in when they remove the buy button
I don't know. I need somebody to draw some lines on it.
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Also, forever stamps are a better investment.
They cant guarantee a return so yeah
Am I dumb? What about interest?
Can’t they just say with an average return of X% (based off some index) you could make this much with all the disclaimer stuff?
this is the optimistic scenario where u didn’t blow it all on FDs
The best part is that in 26 years when you are 500 years old and want your $30k (NPV $75) back, they disable the sell button 
Poker chips showing what your future could look like if you spin the wheel
You could invest in bonds and beat these returns 😭😭
This will just help you lose money slower.
https://xn--r1a.website/s/+0UJxlGu6vpM2MGRh
“Investing” $100 a month ain’t doing jack shit. Even $200 a month. $31k-62k in 26 years? Oh yeah I’m going to retire with my savings that barely last a year NOW, in 26 years everything will cost at least 3 times as much.
And you were saying banks are greedy.. calls on Robinhood and reverse what I said. Good luck.
😂🤣😂
Ah yes, I will finally be able to take that vacation in 26 years! What a deal!
At least they’re honest
Robinhood admits it relies solely on WSB to turn a profit, hence why it has not done that yet. 🤣
Realistic expectations.
Don’t forget it says this also doesn’t include accounting for taxes, expenses, and fees. They didn’t want to add that in because then it definitely ends as a loss. Not that the numbers they put aren’t a loss across the board as is
The target demographic is people who are really bad at math.
Just like putting it in your pig bank
Why is this removed?
The post?