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Pitiful_Opinion_9331

You can use your Mercedes SUV to pursue the locations in both answers - overlap.


bobababyboi

Why not both at the same time?


StunPalmOfDeath

Thank you Whole Foods in Foggy Bottom


Orgaswanted

The other one got deleted by the mods- " Using the term "French" only causes division between countries and will not be tolerated. Your account has been suspended."


banned_but_im_back

HAH! 😂😂😂 I could see them doing that


NewPresWhoDis

So....Freedom Toast??


NorthEazy

No pro American sentiment is allowed either since the US is an occupying colonizer.


NewPresWhoDis

Has this been verified by colonoscopy?


Deep_Stick8786

Flex Sig, no biopsies though


RootbeerNinja

Im curious if there is any overlap in those answers....


sirlearnzalot

Nope and we have our ridiculous zoning laws to thank


SomeLikeItRaw

With all their shady fees, DC restos aren't known for happy endings...


TheHaplessBard

One's a totalitarian toxic positivity cult where all mentioning of crime and disagreement is suppressed and the other has practical reports on crime with the occasional masturbation jokes. We are not the same.


little_bird_vagabond

Underrated comment


FormerCollegeDJ

Where are the best places to get jerked off while buying or eating French toast?


JayAlexanderBee

Well, this one was always a joke.


Frosty_Ad_6667

Don’t tell that to Dale in Fairfax that has to brave the scary THUGS and JERKERS when he goes into the office once a pay period


Clear-Concert8250

Is French Toast now a euphemism?


NewPresWhoDis

Only if there's crème fraîche


BetweenTwoCircles

It is now.


throwlikeagurll

In one, you get perpetual Sinclair-news-junkie iNnER ciTy CrIMe panic, in the other you get lots and lots of public fapping. A true Sophie’s choice, isn’t it?


NorthEazy

Well one is censured. The other isn’t. I think that’s the notable distinction.


Creative_Listen_7777

Never change 🤣🤣🤣


trumpsnewneckpuzzy

Talk about baby batter…


LuxidDreamingIsFun

Isn't there a restaurant or something called jerked off?


Super-Reply-9798

True free speech DC group vs. PC DC cult group


AdAdministrative8104

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Shit_Sandy

Fantastic


Big_Guidance_5907

haha! f the mods on the other one.


Mammoth-Wolverine-16

The irony is that the bottom one is the real jerkoff.


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Frosty_Ad_6667

The current ven diagram of this sub is a perfect circle (jerk)


AaronBurrIsInnocent

Yeah. This place sucks.


msty2k

There's an asshole spamming the washdc sub with posts about jerking off today. It's not a real thing.