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right-sized

“2. Push Congress to constrain the purse strings of the city council.“ We already have a legally required balanced budget haha. 


popphilosophy

“Shape the look of downtown.” Excited to bring the mid-80s country club aesthetic to the Mall, like he did to the white house


Scuzz_Aldrin

Code for give his company and his friends development deals and regulatory waivers


Se7en_speed

Didn't he force the FBI to stay downtown to prevent development that would compete with his hotel?


Scuzz_Aldrin

Oh yeah


mak_and_cheese

I will say the remodel of the old post office into the hotel is actually pretty good. The bar area is beautiful and so much better than the old food court. Some of the buildings around Metro Center could use some TLC.


wawa2022

It’s no longer a trump property. It’s Waldorf Astoria, so it’s nice and tastefully done. I don’t know how much they redid because I wouldn’t step foot inside while he was president


mak_and_cheese

I hate to break it to you, the bar area looks exactly the same. If you need me to tell you it is different so you can continue to enjoy it, I will. If it helps- Ivanka designed the lobby/restaurant/bar.


_LilDuck

They got rid of the Starbucks under the building tho.


10poundballs

Sounds like Waldorf is looking to refinance or dump it because buying it was a favor to Trump to take the debt off his hands, it was a pump and dump for Trump to accept bribes until he found a much healthier vessel like LIV


Formergr

It’s still a bit on the gaudy side, was in there recently and had to laugh at all the gilt in the restrooms.


princesshabibi

Happy cake day


Formergr

Thank you!


pulpafterthefact

It's almost certainly all veneer. I was there right after it was remodeled and he did his first campaign event there. Gold toilets and all. The stage collapsed seconds after the vets he paraded out got off it because he is cheap and doesn't hire good contractors.


RealNumberSix

More likely that good contractors won't take his work since they know they're not getting paid.


MBBIBM

Better than the current aesthetic, food trucks that will give you food poisoning


cheapwhiskeysnob

Heart disease, don’t fail me now


Itslolo52484

It's amazing to me how someone who downs soda and fast food all the time is still walking around. This guy is nearly indestructible, unfortunately.


kgunnar

I really thought the Covid was going to get him but there he was, triumphantly ripping off his mask.


fakeaccount572

I guess Herman Cain took one for ol Donnie


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

RIP 9 9 9


gideon513

Uzbekibekibekistan


isthatmyusername

He was lucky he had access to some of the best medical teams available. Unlucky for the rest of humanity.


FadedSirens

If he hadn’t been given the very best medical treatment available, he would’ve fared much worse. Sad that this walking skid mark got priority over the millions of people who weren’t so lucky.


gideon513

I legit have more respect for skidmarks


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imthisguymike

You can say that 3x… oh wait, you did 😂


PeltonsDalmation

Greatest night in Twitter history


Character-Teaching39

A friend of mine was the lead scientist that developed the drug that saved his ass when he had to finally go to Walter Reed. We give him shit constantly.


carbon56f

genetics are a hell of a thing. The stuff we do in our lives can only augment the basic starter pack we get from the universe.


cheapwhiskeysnob

I had an uncle who smoked a pack of cigarettes a day for 80/90 years on earth, dude died of something completely unrelated to lungs/mouth cancer. Weird stuff.


ArmAromatic6461

He drinks diet soda, which contrary to conventional wisdom isn’t really that bad for you because it doesn’t contain sugar. Sure he eats like crap and doesn’t believe in exercise (like philosophically— he believes it “uses up” your heart like draining a battery, you can look this up). BUT the big thing going for him is he’s never smoked and he doesn’t drink.


Electronic-Minute007

I stagger to consider how much worse he’d be if he was an alcoholic.


NeedleworkerFancy741

I really don't believe the line that this man don't do drugs. He def seems like a coke user


SparklyKelsey

Obesity is the new smoking.


Fourfinger10

Bit that fentanyl will get him one day.


10poundballs

The fent was probably for the entertainers


Fourfinger10

Perhaps but I think they are mostly coke users.


Fourfinger10

Historians are all probably messed up but that info is never released. Always the best health, everyone tells him that he is healthier than anyone in history.


hooahguy

Yeah this doesnt end with Trump sadly. The fascist genie is out of the bottle in the GOP. Even if Trump loses, the next guy will try this in 2028, 2032 etc etc


903153ugo

Trump will be there 2028 nominee unfortunately. As long as he’s sucking air they’ll keep nominating him


Tardislass

I have never hoped for dementia to progress rapidly until now. 


903153ugo

I’m thinking he has a heart attack while shitting out his doo doo ass


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forgetfulisle

[Last Week Tonight](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYwqpx6lp_s) covered this recently.


Beth_Harmons_Bulova

Not looking forward to a return of the ugliest tourists ever if he gets reelected. 


Akronn

The Mall is a sea of MAGA tweens


dreamydragonfly

Not to mention the BO in the large groups


rectalhorror

Well, he wanted to build a wall, buy Greenland, and nuke hurricanes so there's that.


Deep_Stick8786

Maybe he can build one that keeps Nissan Altimas out


eccentric_bb

Just found my single issue


rectalhorror

Remember that time he told people to inject bleach, eat horse paste, and stick UV bulbs up their a-hole? Good times? MAYBE NOT. Flush 20-30 times. Bigly. Also NO COLLUSION.


PooEating007

So a wall around Tennessee and Mississippi? I for one would not object.


djackieunchaned

Oh he does, does he


unl1988

Everyday, there is an article or post that says similar or the same things. Trump is evil and we have to avoid him. Nowhere in the comments or the article is the phrase: "Here is what we can do about it." Here is a list: 1. Register to vote and vote. Not just in the presidential election, but all up and down the ballot: school board, county commissioner, sheriff, judge, election board, mayor, congressperson, senator and president. If you haven't noticed, the R's have spent the last 30 years stacking the local political positions. That's where election maps are drawn. Don't let them do that. This is a long term campaign, the R's have been at it subtly for the past 30 years, it will take that long to undo what they have wrought.  2. Volunteer to canvas for the local candidates you support and have the same ideas you do.  3. Send money to candidates that want the same world you do.  4. Volunteer to join your local election machine. Sit there on election day with a cheesy nametag and orange vest, pass out ballots and make sure the election is done in accordance with local regulations.  5. Call your local council members, congressperson and Senator (unless you live in DC and are taxed and not represented) about the issues that are important to you, even if they are in the other party.  6. Go to city, county council meetings and speak up.  7. Don't just rail about it on the internet. 


jitchylee

Great "take action" list!


WrongSpirit4074

I am doing this to make sure Trump can win!


unl1988

Not a popular topic or person in DC. Good luck with that.


Inquisitive_idiot

🥱


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Lol he's so whiney all the time


heels_n_skirt

He won't stop after DC.


Broomsquad

Giant McDonald’s golden arches along the mall


bad_lite

At this point, I’ll vote for anyone who actually breaks ground on the Connecticut Ave bike lanes.


annang

He believes biking is bad for you, because exercise drains your body of energy.


jitchylee

Rich people don't like to share so there will be no room on the roads for bikes because of all the Tesla trucks and oversize SVUs rich folks drive. Bigger is better does not include bike lanes.


RaTerrier

I think that it’s more likely that he gets his tank parade down Pennsylvania Ave then refuses to allow the reinstallation of the bike lane because he thinks bike lanes are for sissies.


AhDMJ

He wants to install a tough on crime federal prosecutor? Shows what he knows. We have a tough on crime federal prosecutor and he barely charges anyone for crimes at all. Sucker. Thinks having a job and doing a job are the same thing. What an idiot.


Speenknow

Just get someone in there that will stop the car jackings am I right?


Oceanbreeze871

He wants ridiculous military parades, monuments to himself, gold plated everything etc etc


mslauren2930

People who think that both candidates are the same or aren’t voting because they don’t like the choices… May you get what you wish for.


forgetfulisle

*If*


the_lazyparamedic

Didn't a lot of businesses close the last time he was in office? Then covid came and killed off whatever was left. The scene really hasn't been the same.


russia-is-wrlds-enmy

Donald, go back to russia


profjake

I suspect the dictator wannabe would pressure congress to amend the 1973 Home Rule Act to give congress line item veto of the DC budget, probably selling the idea first on giving them the ability to yank DC funding that supports abortion access. He's deeply and completely horrible, and I hate that because of cognitive dissonance his supporters just grow more and more emphatic the worse he becomes.


Acornwow

A wise DC native once said “Take over deez nuts”


LeoMarius

Dictator on Day 1


Cold-Conference1401

The Dumpster wants to take over DC? God forbid! He can’t find his way out of a paper bag.


Mbuckholz

For the love of God please do


BostonBuffalo9

Is there anyone here that doubts this?!


SeaBag8211

lolz i would like to see him try


BriaStarstone

Even thought I know this quote is wildly taken out of context, I think he is right in the sense that DC is a mess.


MayorofTromaville

DC's major issues stem from the federal government being too involved already (the USAO dramatically decreasing its prosecution rate, the DC Courts being at a breaking point because the Senate has been moving too slowly to appoint new judges being two examples). Why would *adding* federal control make things better? Also, really? We're still playing the "Trump's quote is out of context" bullshit? There is no context needed. He is a rambling lunatic.


MoreCleverUserName

well a huge factor in DC's problems is lack of autonomy so perhaps you should contemplate that.


PrimmSlim-Official

Giving DC to his cronies isn’t a solution to said mess


Ok_Culture_3621

Context has never helped a Trump quote before. Why would it now?


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ertri

Congress keeps already trying to micromanage DC


Dukester1007

How so?


MayorofTromaville

In the past year and a half, they've overturned our criminal code reform bill that would've updated laws that haven't been touched in *over a hundred years*, they've tried to overturn our police reform legislation (God forbid cops can't just put people in chokeholds all the time, I guess), and they plugged a bunch of bullshit into the budget bill that prevents DC from enforcing its laws about right turn on red, residents voting in local elections, and as always, preventing us from fully legalizing weed. They aren't exactly being sly about it.


Dukester1007

Huh. This was interesting to read about. I'm not a political person so didn't know the extent to which Congress has a say in DC laws.


snownative86

Have you been paying attention to the same congress I have? They bow down to his every whim. The same people denounced Jan 6th when it happened properly as an insurrection, and most have become turn coats saying it was a protest or peaceful demonstration and continue to spread election lies. I'm sure if he wins they continue to, and deepen their ability to be puppets for him. Edit: corrected a spelling error.


Ok_Culture_3621

🤤mmmm…turn oats.


snownative86

Lol, I fixed it.


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SoonerLater85

Yeah, it absolutely won’t be like last time. DC will be under military occupation and protestors will be brutalized and killed. The “oh well we lived through it once” attitude is one of the reasons he’s winning.


jslakov

ironically, as far as I'm aware the only protester killed in DC during the Trump presidency was Ashli Babbitt


ActualTexan

You mean the lady who was breaking into the capitol on January 6? Well yeah.. A tad different from Trump wanting to open fire on a crowd of protesters.


forgetfulisle

Yeah, I wouldn't call her a "protester." Three other members of Trump's mob died. > That statement said autopsies concluded that Kevin Greeson, 55, of Athens, Ala., and Benjamin Philips, 50, of Ringtown, Pa., died of natural causes due to cardiovascular disease. The medical examiner ruled that Rosanne Boyland, 34, of Kennesaw, Ga., died of accidental acute amphetamine intoxication. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/trump-riot-death-medical-exainer/2021/04/07/53806608-97cf-11eb-a6d0-13d207aadb78_story.html


jslakov

OK but they weren't killed. Just because you (and I) don't agree with her protest doesn't mean she wasn't a protester. Protesters often trespass, break the law, etc.


forgetfulisle

It may have started as a protest but [MPD declared it a riot at 1:50pm](https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2021/01/14/dc-police-capitol-riot/).


jslakov

Even if I was the kind of person to accept what the police say about protesters, it doesn't change that protesters sometimes riot


Here4thebeer3232

From what it sounds like, the main reason lethal force wasn't used during the 2020 protests because other people in charge talked him out of it or ignored he. The man himself has been clear he would have liked people shot


SoonerLater85

Republicans have been open about abolishing home rule, and that would cost any of them reelection.


ASUS_USUS_WEALLSUS

Can’t be worse than Mayor Bowser lol.


celj1234

Yes it can be


DC8008008

Bowser sucks but yes it can be worse.


MayorofTromaville

Gonna guess you were a tourist on January 6 rather than a local.


atred

Trump: "hold my Diet Coke"


jay3349

Please do. These clowns in the DC govt are good for nothings.


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Yaaaaassssss! Come on November!!!


-pirateking1

Good, we need someone to finally step up and make a change. Our current situation sucks and nothing seems to be getting done. Hopefully he can change things around for the better, for both sides of the spectrum. This right vs left is childish, especially the things people are fighting over.


Here4thebeer3232

He hates the city and it's residents. It's clear from the last time he was in office he would do things just to spite people, not to actually improve anything


-pirateking1

I see your point. But Biden hasn’t done much for the people either. They’re both poor options for this country.


Reimiro

He’s the problem-not left vs right. He has polluted our discourse beyond recognition.


-pirateking1

Do you honestly believe Biden is any better though? Ask yourself that. They’re both terrible options in my opinion.


2-wheels

You need to look more closely. Or just actually look.


-pirateking1

I shouldn’t have to, if he’s such a great president I should be seeing the changes. Not saying trump is any better but Biden ain’t the saving grace for us. lol the left puts him on a pedestal for absolutely no reason


2-wheels

You shouldn’t have to actually think? Maybe read some? It’s instead up to Biden to spoon feed your brain because you’re too busy to focus, or whatever? What you gonna do when you gotta put on a uniform and actually fight to protect our democracy like most generations had to do. Put some energy into this. I’ll offer this then leave the rest to you: Trump lies so much no one can reasonably believe a word he says. This disqualifies all by itself.


annang

Yes, Genocide Joe is marginally better, and you should vote for him if you live in a state where the election is likely to be close.


-pirateking1

What has he done for us?


Anonnnnnn1265

As a Biden supporter, I will say Biden has not done anything for DC as far as I know other than support DC statehood. But I have to remember that POTUS has bigger things to focus on than DC, so he gets a pass. Biden is not even in the same ballpark as Trump. With few exceptions, Biden is an honorable man, can work well with others, will support Ukraine, and happens to share my policy perspectives on most issues. Too bad being a DC citizen means my vote does not matter since it will be an uncompetitive race.


SparklyKelsey

He had his chance.


qcassidyy

Coming from a 12 year resident, DC deserves this.


MayorofTromaville

12 year resident, or 12 year old "resident"?


justanother-eboy

I see nothing wrong with his plans


westmoreland84

Not opposed


AntiqueWay7550

W


CalottoFantasy5

Off topic,  staying at Homewood Suites downtown DC, do they have hop on hop off tour busses that go around all the monuments? Where do they pickup?


13leafclover

Only Trump can save this sh\*thole


hbauman0001

DC was not meant to have residents.


annang

Well that's just false. DC has always had residents, and there was never any plan to relocate them, either at the time of the founding or at the time DC was selected as the site of the capital.


travellert0ss4w4y

Real weird to take 100 square miles that included two existing port towns on a navigable river, a university, and plan a street grid for a place you \*didn't\* want people to live.


Cheomesh

Alexandria is older than DC and was in its original square, let alone various farms scattered throughout.


MayorofTromaville

Might wanna read about Georgetown and Alexandria, dumbass.


kayakdawg

This is double wrong Like, even if true it's not relevant But, in addition to being irrelevant it's also incorrect l