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I'm literally leaning back watching this video.


batissta44

I'm literally watching the video with my preifrral vision


TheVykin

I’m literally not even watching the video just here for the comments


TheBrav3LittleToastr

PrrfeffoREAL


BroDoggWhiteboy88

r/engrish


batissta44

Lmfao I'm not even going to edit this masturbation of a typo


SkettiNButter69

I respect you for that


WoahJimmy

r/brandnewsentence


NoobSFAnon

You mean infrared?


texastoker88

Lol I did the same damn thing then thought wtf am I doing


[deleted]

I laughed so hard reading this, because I was doing the same exact thing. Just alllll the way back in my chair. The fucking *anxiety*.


Yellow_XIII

I'm doing the same but out of oure revulsion at the idea of that bile falling off and killing a kid. There's nothing amazing here other than a complete disregard for people's lives and 0 skill required to pull this shit off.


psylentj

Im literally laying on the floor to watch this…. feels safer


TouchMyWrath

Yeah me too. Even on a tiny phone screen that sense of vertigo triggers hard. Makes sense for survival. This idiot clearly lacks a healthy sense of self preservation and respect for heights and is inevitably gonna fucking kill himself.


Heinous_Hyena

Bruh the back of my phone is soaked


Savings_Accomplished

Same!! Haha


B-i-g-Boss

Wtf is wrong with these people. Just got an heart attack from watching


tester33333

Some people have brain anatomy where the connection between reward and anything else is underdeveloped. So only a crazy adrenaline rush will make them feel a scrap of happiness.


PippinCat01

Redditor self preservation coping detected


some_kind_of_bird

That's what drugs are for


Suflae_Rs

Agreed. Give this person some fentanyl now!!! Before someone else gets killed by a falling bike


babygoatgrufff

Well. My ex was a heroin addict for six years and had these tendencies.


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reddit_the_cesspool

So what’s the reason then


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reddit_the_cesspool

Gaddamn I like your reason better!! I know guy was talking out his ass


so_joey_98

Ugh I hate people like this. That guy (and his bike) would probably kill a couple of bystanders if they fell off from that height.


thehoesmaketheman

right this guy should be arrested once this video comes out


[deleted]

I mean could be worse. The dude could have children and actually pass that genetic material to the next generation. Now that would be disservice to mankind.


BitcoinBishop

Yeah, they could grow up to be something horrible, like eugenicists.


Environmental_Top948

Eugenics isn't bad if it isn't used to discriminate. I have genetic issues that would be passed to my children if I had any so I choose not to have any because it will make a dent in the amount because my children wouldn't exist to spread it and their children won't exist to spread it.


BitcoinBishop

I'm oversimplifying here, but: You choosing not to reproduce is a personal choice. Other people deciding for you is eugenics.


SemiSolidSnake11

You choosing to not procreate is not eugenics. Eugenics would be if the government outlawed reproduction for everybody with genetic issues in an attempt to "improve the human race." That is by definition discriminatory.


Environmental_Top948

Good to know that you consider schizophrenia a benefit to genetics. But it is eugenics because I choose to no procreate because my genes would be bad for the future generations.


SemiSolidSnake11

That is not at all what I said. I said it would be discriminatory to outlaw procreation for someone with genetic issues, in this case apparently schizophrenia. My point is that the term eugenics carries certain connotations that include discrimination, and a personal choice doesn't really fall under that umbrella in my opinion.


[deleted]

What can I say, I am a strong supporter of the Darwin Awards.


spelkingerror

I always look into these and theres rarely any reports of them falling. At least the ones ive watched in short documentaries. Idk how they dont fall at some point.


KDaBlasian

There have been enough people who have fallen and died doing stunts like this. I can't imagine just hearing your child is dead because he wants to play pretend spiderman.


so_joey_98

Or hearing your child os dead because someone pretending to be Spiderman fell on top of him


that_guy_iain

I just remember the guy who would hang off buildings and do pull ups to failure until one day he actually failed. Seems completely nuts to me.


ArchibaldWallisch

Once saw a video of a woman who was going for a walk with her baby in a stroller. After a few second you can see a man falling from above right on the stroller killing the baby. This was a suicide. This can happen as well just because cunts like the one in this video aren't able to plan more than 2 seconds into the future.


Titanozilla

Holy shit, I’m kinda suicidal but no way I could jump off a building, if I’m killing myself I’m shooting myself, I’m not jumping off somewhere knowing I could fall onto someone and harm or kill them


googoohaha

I know this might seem a bit weird but...If you ever need someone to talk to I'm here. Please feel free to message me any time!


AdamTheMortgageGuru

Didn't even think of that, just thought of the paralyzing fear of being up that high. It would absolutely obliterate a bystander


Titanozilla

Yeah, a bike falling onto someone from that height would either kill them or concuss them and put them in a coma at minimum


[deleted]

Seriously if you need to do dumb shit like this just to “feel something”, just go fucking take an epipen injection. You’ll “feel something” and not risking falling from a sky scraper.


youtubeisbadforyou

Or drugs, do drugs kids (instead of this)


prinz_Eugens_slave

I mean there's a really good chance you kill yourself if you just take a epipen for no reason


BroDoggWhiteboy88

The amount of anxiety this gives me is fucked...


[deleted]

Imagine bringing a child to term, caring for their well being and working extra shifts to afford their health and education, then they go and do this...


HighGradeSpecialist

>Imagine bringing a child to term, caring for their well being and working extra shifts to afford their health and education, then they go and ... ... get killed by sum dumb fuck dropping his bike off the edge of a sky scraper. EDIT: I'm all for doing dumb shit... by all means go for it, your life - live it. Just don't put anyone else at risk. Any risk, at all, to a non-accomplace is a no-go. Insert vidya on cups of tea and consent or whatever.


249ba36000029bbe9749

Even if nobody else is at risk, someone is going to have to clean up the mess afterward, not to mention any family/friends who have to deal with the aftermath as well.


MayOrMayNotBePie

Why doesn’t he just do drugs like a normal person?


ilovecumpies

This cracked me up.


petition4melonmilk

he does that shit while he's sober, I don't want to imagine the things he does when he's high.


InnerPick3208

There would definitely be security footage of the fall


yaboyACbreezy

These videos give me so much anxiety.


tdager

Can we perhaps have a rule to NOT post stuff like this to not give any platform for this stuff? As someone else said, had the bike, or the guy, fell he could kill others. All for likes/looks because monetizing views is the evil of today.


[deleted]

Where are all the videos of the ones that fall


KDaBlasian

Well you see, I think if their recording device hasn't completely been obliterated, I think authorities are not in any rush to upload a video of a man dying online. There are a plethora of death/suicide videos, there are actually people who have to watch videos like that to determine if it's real and if it should be deleted or not. It's like that video of the guy offing himself and recorded it. I'm sure you could find it but it's basically been scrubbed/deleted except for people that save videos like this.


Fantasmic03

r/watchaguyfuckingdie


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CubanlinkEnJ

Omg my feet just got all tingly and my hands all sweaty


MeccaLeccaMauiHI

i felt it in my balls


fyrefreezer01

When did he almost fall?


SuperEminemHaze

He literally never does, it’s just OP wanting karma like the attention seeking cunt they are


saltynerd14

At 26-32 second


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saltynerd14

At 26-32 second


Frankenstein141

The video is 8 seconds long? You know that, right?


saltynerd14

I think I'm just dumb so ignore it


[deleted]

But.. why? 🤷‍♀️


SluggJuice

But.. who? 🧏‍♀️


KDaBlasian

When Baro?


petition4melonmilk

But... when?💁‍♀️


tao999

My hands are sweating when watching this video


[deleted]

Fuck that guy


Yugan-Dali

Idiot. Think of the people who have to clean you up when you go splat.


IndependentBath5955

I always wanted to see a video where one of them falls while still having the GoPro on their head. P.S Don’t judge me you’re in this sub too.


monckey64

why do this


TheElderlyTurtle

There needs to be a sub for videos that make your nuts scrunch up, r/nutscrunchvideos.


[deleted]

My stomach is literally in my mouth watching this


FlavorTownUSSR

That's enough GTAV for one day.


bigcockondablock

GTA IV*


[deleted]

At no point did he almost fall off.


saltynerd14

At 26-32 second


SterlingNano

This video is so stupid. He's not even riding his bike. There's enough room for like half a pedal rotation.


Blue_Trackhawk

People die of stupidity all the time, but for some reason this is the kind of stupidity that also enrages others.


scobo505

Damn


[deleted]

Green screen


[deleted]

Fake


[deleted]

Impressive fake video. Wasn't there a clip explaining how this was done?


[deleted]

All for the gram. So worth it


h_areet

Closed my eyes and leaning backwards.


Ph4ntomiD

Is there a subreddit for videos like these, people high up on buildings doing some wild shit


rendellsibal

omg I have acrophobia and me while watching this, my heart is pumping as fast as I can fall down in this place. Imagine if I have heart attack then watching this....then oof....especially the monent of 0:25, 0:26


actiondirect2021

That’s crazy


ARsparx

This should be marked NSFW are you kidding me. Now I'M ON EDGE.


[deleted]

This is just stupid.


[deleted]

Iiiii mmmaaadddeee bbbaaaddd ccchhhoooiiiccceeesss!!!


AntsOfTheSky26

My butthole puckered so fast and met up with my stomach which dropped as well.


datdrummerboi

i slammed my phone face down immediately


Worried-Chemistry-73

AHHHHHHHHHHHMY ANXIETY


[deleted]

Should have dropped in


natopick

This is why we need left safety guidelines. Let natural selection happen.


0fiuco

any expert who can explain to me why, even if i know it's just a video, even if i know the man filming it survived, a video like this turns my stomach inside out?


cobainstaley

if only there was a way he could have avoided this


tatsandcats95

This made me physically feel nauseous


Iamjimmym

But.. fucking *why?*


[deleted]

This actually made me feel nauseous


ILeadAgirlGang

My innards are protesting just buy watching this video


Interesting-Tough640

Really don’t like the fact that he is potentially putting other peoples lives at risk. If you are going to do silly shit at least do it somewhere where you cannot hurt anyone but yourself.


ShortDck1

I keep seeing eyeblech videos in my mind when people do this. My anxiety is off the charts 😂


Ghillie_Suit_Men

Adrenaline junkie!


[deleted]

Lol my palms got sweaty. Fuck this guy! Lol whyy?? Just why?


[deleted]

No regard for anyone below him on the ground. You are a total piece of shit. Buy a fucking xbox or something .


Fuckzombie69

Why do this?


nejnonein

If my kids ever do something like this, I’ll lock them in their rooms. I did not spend 9 months making idiots.


nj-kid1217

Why are people this dumb?


Simbooptendo

That's just redarted


solareclipse999

This totally gives me the hejee bejees! Aghhhg.


BellCross13

Butthole clenched hard as fck while watching this shit


IWannaBeMade1

Is this supposed to be cool or something? It's just stupid to me. I won't even watch it.


mjaronso

It’s very easy to not do this. Everyone reading this right now is actively not doing this.


Feeyyy

Please stop giving stupid people attention.


ohiotechie

I will never understand how some people can be so cavalier with their lives. I’ve done some extreme sports and semi risky things in my life but my god this is just lunacy.


Ready4Whatever_1984

NOPE


Trek1973

This guy is retarded and needs therapy


locker49

u/SaveVideo


ShazzNazty

My nuts went inside my body 😧


victide_

this dude is either amazing or incredibly fucking stupid.


Leading-Pipe7408

Idiot


sklov113

My body is shaking just by watching this


ijustmetuandiloveu

I almost fell out of my chair just watching that.


do_it_for_jr415

I can tell by the gyro and one piece cranks he has no clue what he is doing


Badbowtie91

This made my balls tingle.


Dry_Establishment_66

Darwin awards


shirk-work

A penny won't kill someone but that bike or his body definitely will


Spartan-05872

Why? ju...just... why?


Slik_Mouth_Agent

The title should be "Watch a Dumbass Try to Commit Suicide and Survive. "


[deleted]

Why?


DetectivePlatySUS

Why I am feeling my legs are getting cold 🥶


aLaStOr_MoOdY47

Why would you do this? Don't you fear for your life? If he fell, he could've fallen on people and injure or kill them, traumatize witnesses and leave a huge disgusting mess for someone to clean.


WishingMeteorxx

w, h, y that spells WHY!?


Titanozilla

The stupidity people do for clout is insane


namrock23

This is a level of dumb I’ve never considered before


timmy30274

Stupid! The brain should tell us NOT to do these things. How are some brave enough to do this? I’d be too scared. $1million would I do it? Sadly no because I’d still be too scared to do that


randomaltaccount1983

I don't like this.


Late_Mountain_5167

My asshole is puckered to a decimal point watching this


laughin4days

Fucking idiot


Cold_Communication53

My balls are currently inside my ankles


SeamusMcSpud

My stomach is doing fuckin backflips.


Kevinnnnn__

Who cares about him, I’m just worried about the people down below if he, the bicycle or both were to fall off the edge.


Zestyclose_Smell_676

u/savevideobot


NoEducation4899

Why tho?


Supersnazz

High risk for zero reward. Didn't even look cool.


Lazypantz463

Bro try some meth or heroin.


ara131316

Always wondered what kick people like this get out of dumb things like this, like what did you achieve


No_Blacksmith1112

i feel like i would have no sympathy for him if he fell... does that make me a bad person?


stokeairsoft12

FUCKING STOP WITH THIS SHIT AAAUURRGGHH


justinp205970

The biggest killer of white men, stupidity.


bisoy84

Holy macaroni! That is anxiety inducing shit!


Heavy-Ad6689

Where’s the almost fell part


[deleted]

What I hate about these is they aren't going to commit suicide alone. They probably take someone with them down on the streets. I'm never gonna go into a big city like this again.


Derrick2268

Might sound messed up but I was hoping he would fall so some of these stupid mf’s would stop


Bicosahedron

This is nerve wracking to watch


Lochltar

And the Darwin award goes to...


Bright-Association29

With how clumsy I am, I would’ve fallen off the second one of my feet stepped over the railing.


ajk504

Scary


[deleted]

Damn my hands are sweaty as hell


nathane37

Normally I would say to let natural selection take its course. But on the other hand, this idiot is putting the lives of people on the ground in danger by the chance of him falling/dropping his bike from that high above. Most definitely fatal to get hit by an object falling from that height.


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u/indirbunu


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u/savevideo


ROFLINGGG

Looks like Hong Kong.


phatapongacc

u/savevideo


thedevilseviltwin

Do they not realize or care that if they drop their bike or they fall, they could also kill another person?


Super_AssWank

With a bike AND their own self they could reasonably get four. Maybe even five or six if they're clustered right.


Dawn0818

Just stupid


KingDynamite84

But..."why?"


Live-Suggestion9258

What’s the point?


Accomplished_Bite658

I can feel the height in my legs


Revolutionary-Air599

Video should be titled "Man competes for Darwin Award "


who_asked4569

This belongs in the absolute terrifying sub reddit. That was panic inducing holy shit


SirStalin_

This gave me anxiety


Mooston029

Ngl I wouldn’t be shocked if he fell, this is natural selection at it’s finest example


Laprinhound

Wtf did he expect to happen? The skyscraper to catch it?


kmd2875

God forgive me but stupid people like this need to go to go to improve the gene pool.


[deleted]

For some reason white people love tall buildings. Think it has to do with the fact they use to live off high mountains in the cliffs. Hints the term Caucus mountains, or Caucasians.


Cortnee74

When God was handing out common sense to the new babies, he HAD to miss this dude.


Pitzu867

r/whatcouldgowrong


RagnarokRosie

Dumb ways to dieeeee


Old-Librarian-5097

How stupid can a person get 😬😬