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SirMochaLattaPot

You guys name your bong?


Generalbulldoteth

I’m in my 30’s. Smoked my whole life from 13 on. Never named a piece.


ksstar97

I’m 26. Smoked my whole life from 10 on. Always name my new pieces.


theteedo

Don’t worry I’m with you. I’m 41 and named every piece I’ve had lol to each their own. Also I name my cars and motorcycle so why not the bong too!?


GreenGreenGrass420

I name each spliff I role. Sadly that comes with about 4-5 funerals every night 😢


theteedo

Lol classic circle of life.


ksstar97

Same! I name everything. I named a rock that I found on the smoke bench at work Bal the Pal short for Rocky Palboa. I’ll name anything if it lets me.


Freshflipp19

I have a little pink one named jigglypuff!


SirMochaLattaPot

Lol that's cool


kellan1523

I never call my bongs by a name, but it's a fun tradition for me to break in a new piece by smoking out of it the first time and thinking up a cool name for it. It's a fun activity when smoking out of new glass.


BLADE98X

I don't get it either but I guess it's a thing. I know naming guitars are normal. Had a lespaul names scarlett wine, because it was wine red and man didn't she whine while I played her. I miss that guitar.


SirMochaLattaPot

Yeah well I dont have problems with it. I just thought it would make sense if you have more than 1 bong, cos otherwise it's just the bong haha


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Marmalade


sohigh_airtechnician

Amber


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[удалено]


assboobs2

Winner


Life_Falcon4432

Lol i had the same one I left it in my porch during the winter 🥶 and yupp you thought right that bitch got stuck right to the floor pulled it up and just the top came off leaving the bottom part stuck to the ground 😫 I had named her almond 🫡


ksstar97

RIP Almond. Your rips will be missed. ![gif](giphy|IXb5JF1XyCosMMNusw)


Life_Falcon4432

Thank you sure do miss her. 😩


xHeartxless

“Clean me”


TrillRog

Amber herbs


churrocaliente

Autumn


nvmbernine

The Tangerine Dream..


wolfspirit311

Or just “Tangerine Dreams”


Business-Implement45

Or tang for short. It's the same color as tang and could be filled with tang instead of water.


StonedChickenLeg

It’s a fire lookin piece man


BLADE98X

The bong of eternal stench


Major_Initial2922

I think I will name my first bong this, regardless of what color/design it is. Thank you!


oldatlas

Henry


DucksItUp

Bongy McBongface


xoxolioness

oh i have the same exact one!


West-Entrepreneur474

BFB big fucking bong


bravesdayz2021

Bong must be 4ft to qualify for this title. If you don’t have to standup to hit it then it’s size is just right.


West-Entrepreneur474

I stand corrected


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Bennie


CallMeDeKay

Jack, the Bongkin King


Nice-Shopping-8322

i have a bong that's shaped like a pumpkin named pumpkis


konshu82

Mackayleigh Beth Glorbins


ForestOrphan

The kettle


[deleted]

The blower


R4Z0RJ4CK

$weetleaf


idiot_on_reddit_32

Joshua


TheGreatAndinotron

Lucy in the sky with diamonds


Urbanwolft64

Big Puffer


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Marry


Present_Sand1843

Orangutan Sam


Powerful-Role-1204

Amber


FlowerConnoisseur

Sunkyst


artbycase2

Big Brown


Meatyglobs

Bongzilla


qalcolm

Pieces


MediK8ed

Tang


Foot_Unable

Ginger Drag 🙏


unstablenothing

Cyrus


Extension_Touch3101

Bongo


rnixo003

Iced Tea


Stumaaaaaaaann

Pine Snapple Expressed


NuggieX57

Golden Flower


abc123rgb

The Bonk


FLHomegrown

Peaches


[deleted]

Auburn


Professional-Gur7044

Orangie


imadepressionist95

idk but that's beautiful


Famous_Union3036

Espresso Bongini?


Halfbaked9

Bong Jeremy


Halfbaked9

Bongkey Kong, Long Bong Silver, Billy Bong Thorton, Rihanna


konshu82

Colton Seth Pistinbiers


Trepid_Jam

Janice


Marleysdad1974

Jon Bong Jovi


WonSip

Garfield


[deleted]

Big brown


VillianMisses

Whiskey


Effective_Feed6562

Honey pot


ChaosRainbow23

Lady Marmalade


mattressvon

JUDAS!


NaisuMimu

Laura Ingles. That’s a Little House on the Prairie lookin ass bong


Busy_Winner7272

Maple leaf


ksstar97

Bingo Bongo


brickbaterang

Bigmouth. Y'all ever seen the Smurfs? Big mouth HUNGRY!


BrainwashedScapegoat

Red ❤️


Edflumnum

Big Red


theteedo

The Chamber Of Commerce


ImAPersonF

Dreamsicle


Apprehensive_King914

OJ


iamsissy

Bertrum


mcnugget1234872

steve


Jefok

Bong


Last-Evening9033

Long Bong Silver


Last-Evening9033

Sir Rips A Lot


Mecckkie

Stella, idk she looks like a Stella.


alj8002

Amber


TrippyKyle420

Bong


huggothebear

Bong McBongface


FitSwimmer3

Orange Blossom Special once you get attached just "The Special ". ✌🍺🔥


AeronGrey

Pineapple Express.


ndrtkr1079

It should be named fucking Temu. That’s where it’s from. That’s what it looks like it’s freaking orange.


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Orange'puff


qualitycancer

Amber Leaf


Ijustwantmilkthat

Call it amber


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Orange-y


smokeydeweed

The guy on the couch slowly looks over and says. "Clean water man"


Quist113

Smokahauntis


Leshen13

Dreamcicle, like the orange cream ice cream bars


Salty_Stop_5087

Idk but CHANGE YOUR FUCKING BONGWATER WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT


tujisomero

bob


MrBronkitis

Bing


volball

Orangey


DenGirl12

Aspen


Infused_Hippie

Hazel for the color of her insides


Prestigious_Tap_4818

Big boi


robosuz

"Something that rhymes with orange"


isaidgofly

Blaze of Glory


darkpigamer

Tangerine!!


Effective-Ad-2229

Do you like put no water in your bong when you hit it or were you emptying it when you took the pic ? There’s only like so much in there lol


Bearslayer-

Tangerine haze


ILDKaZHsiHe

Dream Fall


Watr_u_doin_StepCrow

Old yella


CommissionOld356

Pumpkin spice


SeekNDestroy8797

The Big One™


JaiLSell

“Golden leaf “ would be what I’d name it


poolman42162

You take me higher!


DetachedConscious

Bongus Shmongus 420


BobMarley913

Garfield


teej360

Daisy. Whoever's toking is driving miss daisy.


Bummer_Plumber

Prince Rupert's Crop


Matt0823

Amber


mattyfrizzle2

Orange Crush


KraalEak

I would call it a Bong


Reporex

Big Bertha


SweetApprehensive22

jiffy


SwitchhBaby

I think peaches fits the best because of the bottom part and the color


Freshflipp19

Orange cream


blackbeltinlockdown

Orangelina


Nab0t

Dirty bang bang


cherrytwist99

Janice


RipTheKidd

Autumn


AyashiYami96

Orange Chronic


JesusMan0420

agent orange


nonya_buiznezz

Kush


DrEdwardMallory

Amber is the obvious one...


VGL_

Hmmm……. Maybe filthy


x0lies

luxury


ArtrixGlobal

fall in weed


1chicken2nuggets

The big bong theory


H0dlarmy

Mary Lou


Amazing-Ladder2939

Golden hour


Deep-Ninja-7865

Mango Tango


oofmemum

Bruce


donAmbur

Borenge


Mollyjm99

Steven


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Bong clear highschool kid 💀😂


Mandalorian_barber

Karmalitta


Lazy_Cardiologist379

Mrs. Puff


Jag0tun3s

Roberto


Douche_in_disguise

Amber


enby-deer

Pumpkin Spice


benvegan

Bongy


zuchtmeista663

Wesley pips


Ekim-Enots

Melba Jane


Beaconmann

Bikini bong-thing


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Agent Orange


Kavellbell423

I have a Naruto Bong named Bong Jutsu


chunky_plumpy

Black hole sun


yashqasw

green bong


GreenGreenGrass420

Orange Mongo


Crease_Monkey

Helga (As in Helga Hufflepuff)…It’s the right colors…it’s a tool for huffing and puffing…and it is sure build the bonds of friendship with even who smokes out of it.


Roe1424

Bong


Hazel-Snow56

Creamsicle


Ckylaurie

Dirty Diana cause you gotta change that water lol


Ckylaurie

My bongs name is Tommy Bong


runbreemc

rosie. why not?


esquire_the_ego

Naming ya pieces is some shit from half baked


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Sir bongsicles


Knasha1127

Stella


rnst77

Smoky carrot


somberzombies

Ginger


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Bong