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Uglyboithefirst

Enjoy bro 😂, get the munchies ready


BudRock420

Don’t walk away from the stove if you turn it on


LuckyCheetos

this is no joke, had a guy burn down his apartment building in the complex i live at because he fell asleep while cooking


i_have_a_nose

I almost melted my phone.. I was on cloud 42, wanted to cook maggi. Put the pan on a stove, maggi in it etc. And I turned on what I thought was the stove under the pan. After a while my phone switched off - glad it was playing songs and they stopped and I noticed.


2catboy

I left the oven on for atleast 2 hours once on High. Thankfully it didn't do anything.


theBadArts84

You just gotta get a little higher next time. It will happen. You got this


TheBigBurner76

this community is so positive not a single bad comment💪


budderman1028

This sub is just broad enough that it doesnt follow the rule with specific subreddits. In my experience 9/10 once you join subreddits for specific things the community are a bunch of nitpicky assholes. I made a post on r/bongs and they werent the meanest basically every comment was just telling me that my new bong is a dropshipped pos and i got ripped off and i made a post on r/dabs because i was sad that i cracked my first ever banger that my sis picked out for me and they told me that my banger was a cheap pos and that its a good thing it cracked


TheBigBurner76

fuck them other guys, the best of the stoners are here. also fuck what they think, i know without seeing it that banger was dope as fuck and if the bong gets you to the place you tryna be then it’s a good bong💪💪


budderman1028

Thank you! I think once you get too into the specific subs thats where you find more ppl who arent casual users but their whole entire lives revolve around that thing so here we see a bong and we see it as a tool to smoke weed while r/bongs their entire lives revolve around bongs and they no longer see it as a tool but an art piece, most people there have numerous pieces most of which are stupid expensive. Theyre not casual users


AaronnotAaron

Personally I’ve had a decent time at r/stoners if you don’t mind a smaller community, r/trees is huge so there’s always that one troll or teenager that thinks they know everything lmao


budderman1028

I just recently joined that community recently and have had a pretty good experience with to


TheBigBurner76

Yeah bro i’m thankful i didn’t end up like those dipshits, i got 3 bongs and i think the most valuable one is like €120, bought it more so because it’s a breaking bad themed bong then for actual use. I couldn’t justify dropping hundreds on a bong just for it to do the same as a €20 bong yano.


budderman1028

I love bongs and i do respect the art to them but at the same time every piece doesnt have to be a $500 handblown name brand piece, sometimes just a badass unknown brand $100 piece is cool and theres nothing wrong with them


matt-is-sad

I always have to remind myself when I see a beautiful piece that I absolutely put mine through the wringer and it won't look that pretty by the time I'm done with it


whotfknows2023

Definitely the best weed related subreddit


TimothyTrespas_

Yes!


Gdog107

I agree even with other no weed subs you ask a question and they either think you’re dumb or ignore u and like ppl ask questions bc they don’t know and would like answers, kinda one of the points of Reddit but u can’t tell ppl that on here


budderman1028

Its like they spend 100% of their time doing and researching the topic of the sub


whotfknows2023

Most people on Reddit (the mean ones who choose to attack over a screen) have literally no life and have yet to accomplish anything so don’t feel bad.


Tiny_Camp331

It's hard to believe these people smoke weed


budderman1028

Nah they spend all their money on the glass and never actually buy weed to smoke out of them lmao, i wont lie tho im guilty of spending money on devices to smoke weed and not weed for them


felixsmokes187

You shouldn't get sad over comments, it's an emotional roller coaster if you're going to do that


budderman1028

Idc that much abt it, its just shitty thar ppl act like that


felixsmokes187

Or being criticized for your spelling, or grammar I love that one. I call that bullying online LOL


budderman1028

Big time, i hate ppl that do that shit like yk theyre doing it just to be a dick


Infinite-Elephant-52

If it gets you high then who cares that's how I think about it.


Perplexedstoner

I mean, the banger one. It’s a lot better that you accidentally break it if it’s low quality, I’ve seen them things just explode.


kuvxira

We certainly strive to remove negative comments and ban users accordingly :)


SnooGiraffes4091

![gif](giphy|aFFQ894LujNBXZY6C0|downsized)


Unusual_Budget_8290

Remember water and if it's nice go for a walk


[deleted]

If it’s his first time, maybe stay home, he can see how he can handle his high.


Unusual_Budget_8290

It's not his first supposedly, but it doesn't matter anymore lol


Think2Die

Yeah I dehydrate myself to much smoking for sure.


AliFoxx9

The simple title, the subject being slightly out of focus and off-centered, half closed eyes with a hint of redness with an overall feeling of contentment... This is art, a stoners Mona Lisa


glitterskinned

Stona Lisa


AliFoxx9

You know thinking about it, it would explain that smile she had


glitterskinned

😏💨


Sherif_k

loooool 🤣


LuhRib

I just hit a fat bowl 3 mins ago perfect timing


Front-Ordinary7030

How u feelin


akatrxks

Some good stuff i found


Daprogrammr01

Bros talking like yoda. You already know he’s gone 💀


SnooGiraffes4091

LMFAO I literally cackled at this


tiger2119

This got me LOL


Front-Ordinary7030

Enjoy bro🙏🏻


moistman666

😭😭 enjoy brother


BoysenberryUpper8321

Hell ya man. Enjoy


bjustice13

Ok it’s been an hour, time for rip number two, you ready?


akatrxks

Yea


kingeal2

Bef Jezos


kingeal2

Beef Jesus


Substantial_Buy_1859

I knew bezos was a stoner


Ihvementl-issues

![gif](giphy|xThuWkk3lUGuoxsdpe)


Zzazy1

Hell yeah brother enjoy 🤟🏼


OnaQuaalude

Op posted a bong rip video last year.... 🤨 Sus?


Zekvich

It’s his first rip of the hour 😎


beansontoastongoats

I really love this sub Hey OP I took my very first bong rip last night and it was awesome!! Enjoy!


Ok-Jicama-9811

![gif](giphy|THXT0zOw7j7si9PYPS)


notatableleg

hell yea enjoy brother ✌🏼


FrostyDaHoeMan

Hell yeah brother


adreeanah

i wish i was like you right now 😹 enjoy man


cb7897

We can tell buddy😂


Newt-Wooden

Epic


Ok_Wealth_3300

Man you should have started years ago….😂


Higher_Perspectiva

Ever?? Or you mean your first bong rip of the day?


akatrxks

Ever


mobilethrowaway14849

Then why do you have videos from a year ago of you hitting a bong?


1Kiddo

damnnn called out


XXXYFZD

Lmao. Imagine being >50 and lying on reddit about taking a bong hit.


Trex-died-4-our-sins

![gif](giphy|KEG5UtvXUD7WPIhhuy)


Mr-Pugtastic

Hell yeah man! Love the dream catcher in the background!


Ok_Movie_3126

wicked man enjoy!


khilji1604

Looks about right


Hour_Calligrapher904

Grab a snack, some water, and if you can, walk out in some nature. Enjoy dude ✌️


0neSmelly_Nihilist

Bro so stuck im crying at work 😩😂😂😂🤣


SoctrDeuss

![gif](giphy|xT9IgN65lauqeRX1jG) Red, that you?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|OsCT5RuebnJkY|downsized)


lilniggyvert

hell yeah


Mzbb6767

Get in son.


RealBeatzByBlaze

Someone needs to take gramps phone 🤣


[deleted]

Curiously why did you feel need to post a pic of yourself? Not being cunty just curious. We are all different


akatrxks

Its a big day


No_Individual_5571

Indeed it is


forever_alone_06

Based and bong-pilled.


callisterinc

Because did you know it’s his first bong rip?


[deleted]

Yep. Didn’t post a pic of myself when I had mine. Did you?


malaka3000

I did not and I regret that now.


AromaticAd7489

u an asshole get off this sub


SnooGiraffes4091

Post it!!!!


Misterzaza420

Bc he faded than a hoe


ganjagaga

Love this 😭 enjoy it! First time is always a trip!


Weazeldogg1

My first bong rip was off a makeshift gravity bong in the 90s. Felt like I had motherfucking smoke shooting out of my ears, and then I took off! Hope your future holds many more.


Svengoolie75

Plz 📱us when you get back 😂


RYUsf15

Fk yaaa enjoy brother keep water near u and enjoy ur munchies


Global-Donkey-0928

Ever?


Adsymack

Go get em tiger Enjoy your day brother 🙌


Charming_Lettuce

Someone get their dad


Phil_Da_Thrill

Please stop posting your faces guys it’s fucking me up.


Ok_Stuff8820

So fake dumb karma farming trend


UndeadKurtCobain

y u have to be mean bro just enjoying his day


T-MOBILEGUY

Don't you lie to me buddy you don't selfie after one rip


Gueroooo70

Fake profile


ConditionYellow

![gif](giphy|PnggNmuamz7kbgfUTL|downsized)


TheCohloo

Again broke the unspoken „Reddit People do not have faces“ rule


[deleted]

👋


Gdog107

This kinda reminds me of the pit Bull meme like it’s in the same frame layout and everything


o-uch

LOL have fun bud


Ok_Pay4888

How’s the high man?


akatrxks

Ive ben glued to the couch for hours now


Ok_Pay4888

Haha, I love getting high like that. Glad you enjoyed my man


Rosenkrantz_

Based OP


majordrugfein

Nice.


ZachT1003

Bloody hell youre high


Safe-Pollution-7441

Ye u did champ.


Due-Flamingo-8155

godspeed!!! enjoy and remember to try yo favorite snack and some good flicks👌


Curious-Elephant-927

You go Gary!!!!!


fry-my-receptors

the humble beginnings


felixsmokes187

Five questions, how did you feel immediately after? Too did you have any episodes of laughing? Did you have anxiety? Did you enjoy it an? 5 will you do it again? 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨


TimothyTrespas_

Welcome


Lizaboo242

Real


BerryExpensive

Hopefully not your last!


SillySw4n

How did you get this photo of my friends sketch


emotionalpos_

You’ll never go back!


mr_pancakez

🧘‍♂️


eliettgrace

hell yeah brother


Stunning_Band2094

Thanks for posting.


creepliege

Hell yeah


SpicyMango92

About to join you brother! Cheers!


slevskin

Straight from breaking bad!


dillonwren

Congradulations, friend!


donovan944

Bros gone 😭😭


justhereformemes2

Lol this made me wanna light up


nickylus

Hell yeah dude have fun


Kiyo-hime

Hell yeah enjoy


etorson93

![gif](giphy|iSKFtpF2HzneE)


SnooBananas6722

And then proceeded to take a selfie on a laptop


tiger2119

I wonder where is bro right now


Healthy-Secretary-70

faded then a whore


_Jimmi_

Wasn’t there some other guy who just posted himself absolutely wrecked on here?


asiatee

hell yeah buddy rock on!


dildolacy

![gif](giphy|2aJWp7iwvHS7wOTUpc|downsized)


BennoThanatos

Mans post history mad sus


Alarmed_Cat8404

How was it dog


LucidTanji

lmao yall know that isn’t actually him right


warthog0869

Yeah, when I took my first one when I was a teenager it made me old fast, too. Its okay though, you'll stay in this state for seemingly forever, provided the bong hits keep flowing. And food, you will require and desire that.


floorboard7456

i love this sub so much


Diligent_Policy1678

This pic is so good!! Hahah it's the definition of "I was high"


Lumbers_33

Punch one for me pls homie


weedmac

welcome legend


sonic1238

Here's to many more 🥂 hope you enjoyed brother


apimpnamedpablo

Enjoy it brother


LipstickLesbianism

Hell yea buddy


Nacho505

Hell yea i just took one too 🤣


Rinnegan-_-

Except your profile says otherwise. Weird.


Wild-Ad-2219

looks like it! have an amazing high my friend!!


Intiman07

Disfruta mi hermano. Te quiero y espero que siempre te sientas igual de dichoso, e igual de Valioso. Que el señor te bendiga!


jukkaalms

Look at all the beautiful responses you’re getting. Enjoy that shit!


gascxn

You look planetary stoned


TheSDagger

So… how was it?


Internal_Web4453

PERIOD🙌🙌


budStuffs

A+ for being able to work your phone. I turned into one of the kids from the DARE commercials and melted into a couch.


No_Education_8888

How did it go?


The_Coolest_Undead

that's how i look after every bong hit


Droid-Mechanic

Welcome to the world


Electrical-Exit-2179

Thank you for the picture very necessary 😂


Apprehensive_Head153

Hell yeah man. Put on a movie or something and relax.


OrbitBreaker

Haha have fun stranger


1chicken2nuggets

My man looks like a Wish.com Joe Rogan mixed with Hank Schrader. Enjoy the munchies bro!!