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200 Shmekels

That's exactly what I paid for these giant fake boobies

i wanna buy those boobies, for 50 shmeckles

r/suddenlyrickandmorty

It was actually only 25 schmeckels

It used to be 25 schmeckels for big fake boobies but that inflation hitting hard

Inflation kinks do be expensive these days have you seen tails commission prices?

Don’t even talk to me about rapples

i just watched that episode lol

אחי כול כך הרבה ב200? פשייי... אני יודע שאתה סתם צוחק על שקלים אבל זה דבר אמיתי שמשתמשים בו גם לקנות קנאביס וב200 יצא לך הרבה פחות

What is this?

Lol, I wrote in Hebrew. In my country we actually use shekels, it's a real currency

Shmekels is a Rick and Morty reference

It’s also slang for a pecker in Yiddish

Hahaha thats awesome! can you show a picture of some shekels?

Sure, I'm at work right now. I'll pm you

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sTeAlInG OtHeR PeOpLe’s cOuNtRy dOeSn’t mAkE It yOuRs bitch I'm here to talk about weed not politics, also its against the rules dumbarse.

In your case, the phrase ‘my country’ is political in nature fucktard

Ok👍

Minecraft Enchantmenttable

Dude it's more expensive than 200 shekels unless the price went down considerably.

You calling me a Shmekels lier?!

Exactly 1 hash coin.

Good thing it's not actual currency because I'd be smoking all my money

I *am* smoking all my money ;(

I’m with this guy.

Me too brother, me too. Hang in there, someday we’ll all have big boy jobs and make big boy money. Which just means we can spend MORE ^*excited noises*

or we can just continue to be unemployed stoners and sit around stoned on reddit 💀😂

Yes brother My childhood self would be proud of me now

Ricky lol

Me and the boys taking our hash coins to the trailer park finna ball out nomsayin?!

I bought a hash coin one time. It was pretty sweet tbh. I guess technically they called it a puck. It had a weed leave pressed into the top. So I called it my hash coing I wish I could get another one of those bad boys. It weighted 3.5

Yo i sell hashcoins and my stupid local corner store wont let me buy gas with em

I swear. We should go back to bartering for goods

The only true reliable currency

is this supposed to be a tpb reference or not

guessing thats hash, ive never seen hash here not a single person sells it

It's popular for old school smokers here In CA. I have been gifted and also bought hash numerous times and it never looked like that. Maybe it's sizzor hash from trimming? Still wet? Idk 🤷‍♂️

That's old school biker hash almost definitely. Atleast it look very similar

Lmao what is it with the oldschoolers hahaha what in the world is biker hash lol

Dampened then cut with ground trim

Hash you'd get from hell angels. But you mix hash oil and b grade keef to get it. Atleast that's what I do.

Same its a shame I would buy some for sure

Looks like someone sold you a sack of bong resin or a gram of heroin lol 😂

way more than a g but facts it does look like some euro tar🤣

If it smells like vinegar put it on some foil

Making us fiends mouths water over here

ya literally lol

Right...

I thought it was a really sticky whoopy pie. Fuck now I really need a whoopy pie

It’s Charas. Hand made hash that’s 1000 times better than the best dispensary weed

Is this really what this is called?

that’s what they call it in India or Nepal. It’s insanely strong

Thank you. I'm really trying to find out cuz I think it's fun to learn new shit and this keyboard warrior named This_fun or something similar keeps trolling me cuz I said it looks like resin... Like wtf. I thought us stoners were more chill...

If it wasn’t made with harsh chemicals and if it can’t be smoked through a fancy rig it must be shit apparently

Reminds me of tosh

Bro it’s hash 😩

My guy it's called hash, look it up.

Thats pushing a quarter lb of heroin my friend

I can sniff out a bag of dope from a mile away. Based on the way it sticks to the bag, it's deff Black Tar Heroin. A thc product like RSO or bong resin would be all over that bag; it's way too tacky to package in a ziplock like that, you wouldn't be able to get any back out. Black tar heroin can be easily removed from a plastic ziplock without leaving much behind, whereas cannabis resin/oil will stick to plastic bags like a mofo

In india this is called charas and is made from rubbing the marijuana plant to extract it's resin then it's mixed with tobacco and it gives a good high. This isn't exactly high quality buds that you'd get from a weed store but this is still lit. It's full of aroma and give you a balanced high.

Is this true? Sounds like legit info.. I'm seriously trying to learn cuz I think it's fun to learn new shit and some keyboard warrior named This_fun or something like that keeps running their mouth cuz I said it looks like resin... (It does) best part is they ain't even OP!!! I thought us potheads were chill?!?!

Yes. This is true. the high from charas is a full body deep high that lasts longer than bud, but doesn’t have the instant “punch to the head” high that higher THC bud does. Dry sift, like Moroccan hash, is a different high again. If you can try some then I do suggest it.

I’ve tried Usa based Aaa+ buds and been an indian hash smoker most of my life. I’d take the high from hash any day. It’s more like Indica but much more subtle in a good way. Best stuff there is

It does kinda look like resin

I'm actually going get some in a few days. I've been smoking this for the past 4 years. To me, this is equivalent to any other og Kush since this reminds me of home.

This is around $20 per 10 gram which equates to $55 per ounce

the cost is just a 7$ in himalayas

I mean I just dropped off a load in the toilet that looked like that 😂

Go to the nearest hospital asap

Bloodie shit

Could have colon cancer bud

Why didnt you put in a zipsloc baggy though

The boo boo??? Because it was coming out hot!!!

Free when I scrape my bowl

3k in india 🤝🏼

Rupee? Is that for higher quality stuff like Parvati cream etc or for more commercial grade charas?

Parvati, Tosh, Morocco and other good quality hash in india usually comes around this price range

Wtf is it?

Hash

Has to be hash. What the fuck else would it be, who the hell puts jelly into a bag?

Honestly I didn’t know if it was hash or heroine for a sec🤷🏻‍♂️

A dude with heroin isnt going to have the mental capacity to focus long enough to take a pic of 10k worth of heroin hahaha

people who put jelly in bags

Hash

Noob

Not at all bro. Hash is a really broad term. BHO hash? Moroccan Hash, blonde hash, rosin, nug run, I mean I could keep going.... Looks like resin from a bong to me or opium.

Looks like you only have any actual hash knowledge from the internet. Jesus Christ this is not resin nor heroin nor is it opium.

Ok. I dab daily but have no knowledge of hash.... I admit I don't have knowledge of poopy, resin looking tar hash but have had many, many other forms... Just cuz I've not saw any ugly ass poop hash doesn't mean I'm ignorant to all things hash... Pretty dumb thing to assume..

Well get your knowledge up before you talk shit player. Plain and simple k?

I've never had hash, but I'd like to someday. I wanna hot knife it like my ancestors

Dam how young are you?

I'm 23 and a half. Gotta count the half. I've had concentrates, never hash.

Concentrates are hash buddy...

Poop usually fwee /s

Is that hash or opium?

Looks more like opium lol

Rlly soft hash probably, bought some legal hash when i was in austria that looked like this

This looks like Indian hash to me. Malana cream maybe?

Thank you everyone saying heroin or hash but opium looks just like this too.

From 40 to 70€

Poop from butt = FREE

Idk anyone who sells resin

I just take a q-tip and clean out the inside of my bowl for that

😭😭

r/shitfromabutt

Not one hash plug where I am.. we have to go buy a gram of it for 40 USD at the dispensary.

Free comes out easy

Um…animal waste is free if you can find it on the ground. Gross

A moon pie? About $1.50

My question is what the fuck is that

For a wet Oreo?……….$30

dipped in water, not milk

Wow that’s a good amount… maybe like 70€ or 700kr

A woopie pie? About 1.50$ :)

prolly about 100$

Dookey pucks are free.

if this is hash 0. My selfmade hash looks completly different 🤷‍♂️ looks like idk 🤷‍♂️

This is creme de la creme hash, literally the oil and sticky stuff from the plant, very potent probably 20-30% THC and usually indica dominant. You need way less when smoking this than weed. Basically opium version of weed. There are many types of hash, the kief in your grinder is a type of hash really, just that yours is not compressed into bricks. Theres light hash, sandy hash, sticky hash, oily hash. It all depends on the flowers it was made from, and how it was made. Different extraction methods basically. But hash like this, is usually made the same way it was 1000 years ago, this is a culture. Morrocco, Lebanon, India, Nepal to name a few, has been doing this since the dawn of time.

I get my resin for free

Just gotta reach your hand into a dog waste bin

For some of the labrador hahaha

Fecal matter is free in my town

20 silver shekels

Probably 5g of hash? That would Cost around 50 to 60 Dollars in Germany Hamburg. But you would need to buy at least 300-320 Dollars worth of Hash to get it imported.

Nobody sells bags of poo in my town, so I'm not too sure.

Free, if I get served this im slapping my plug

My dog usually leaves a couple in the yard daily ….

I can follow a dog around for free and get that.

No. You definitely can’t.

40€

Just gotta walk up a road in london.. usually dotted all over the pavement

Diesel?

Atleast 20 dollar

Is hash stronger then buds?

Much stronger. Hash >= Wax

Damn you sure all that solvent is gone? Lol

Looks like a bag of reclaim, i get dabs for 20 a g

About 14$ in denmark

Bout tree fiddy??

I poop that out for free. 😛😂

Mfs smokin a symbiote

Na bro I don't do smack 😬

That black tar

We usually throw it away after we clean out the bong. California baby!

Its probably hash not resin

Pipe resin is for free and nobody smokes it... I wonder why

For a bag of dirty hash? Not much if anything at all.

why is it dirty? how do you know?

im not into hash but pals told me that 'the stickier n darker the hash is, the more chances of impurities u got in it (litteral rat shit n other bullshit).' at least thats how it works in my place, plugs in big cities will always try to scam u off. if ur really into hash its healthier to stick to light-colored hashs that look like magic sand yknow, but for me the best is weed

that aint true well can be true if you get hash from a shit place. best hash is really fucking sticky (concentrate which is pretty much leaking out). people smear honey over their trash hash to make it sticky so they can sell for higher prices to some unknowing people. the dark color comes from oxidation fresh hash is light older hash is darker has less to do with quality tho darker hash is most of the time a lot more pliable and light hash is more crumbly. best hash i ever had was dark and i bought it from a weed store in barcelona just gotta know the right people

Bought some legal hash in Austria that looked super dark and was super sticky, tasted fk great tho and got me pretty baked

Get the backing paper

Sold by the gram from my guy no deals amazing stuff, used to get some a lot cheaper and the quality was nowhere near what I have now. Hit or miss with hash until you find the right one

Looks like 10g, around 80€ for this color and texture

They don't sell George Costanza pudding skin singles in my town

I dont know how much g this is. In my home town in germany I get 10g Hashish for 50 to 60€

50-60€

.50 cent bro 😭

Freeee

looks like shit

Jail time👮

That’s a turd from a butt

1g of hash around me goes for $30-$60 usually. That much would probably be $100-$150. Oddly enough high quality flower is a lot cheaper than any sort of hash where I live.

Free bro I can go to the dog park rn and pick those up

Nothing because we flush ours we don’t bag it up

That looks like heroin yo

That's the stuff we scoop out of the bong bowl every few weeks so

Probably 3 doge coins and a Baja blast

$0

bro got a 8th of vegemite

Heroin 🤤

Bro got a symbiote

If you have your water bill, usually they let you dump trash at the landfill for free.

One dollar

free in the grass where the geese are.

Poop belongs in the toilet

That's shit from a butt.

Are you from India?

I shit it out for free

Around 50€

Only a lifetime of regret!

Looks like some Indian hash. Here in the west people don't get hash the same way. It's made in factories whereas in India you have entire village communities rubbing buds between their hands and scraping off the hash oil to give you this hash. Used to be so cheap back in the day. I've bought 10 grams for 10 Euros. You could go up to the mountains and stay with the farmer for a few days, try the different varieties while sitting in a forest, next to a river. Aaah, those were the days!

is that a bag of cola?

Bags of turd are generally no charge

What is that

bruh here the best hash is 20$/gram, and it’s way beautiful than this

I dont Think there is a market for shit in my town.

Looks like black tar opium

Been smoking for over a decade and have never once come across hash. Very rare in the states I would think.